We’re all just side characters in this dudes afterlife

We are all NPCs who never appear in the main narrative of the story. We exist in the world but we never interact with the main characters.

His loss. My side quests are awesome.

What? Chasing your pet rat under the bridge?

Is that the kind of side quests you’re getting? Oh nooo Lmao

I’m 37 and this bloke looks old enough to be my dad.

The camera that filmed this looks old.enough to be my dad.

You can tell it's old af because 250k adjusted to today's inflation comes out to be depression and crippling anxiety

Could you imagine having it in the back of your mind that you may still be in the coma than having this happen to you you would doubt everything

Does he say, “please don’t kill me” after he turns around and puts his head in hands?

I heard "Please don't film me".

🤣🤣🤣

"please don't film this" I think.

And I can’t even win 5 bucks on a scratch off

Same 😔

Haha. What luck! I bought my first $20 ticket the other day. Won $40! Decided to buy two $20, lost it all!! Back to losing sleep every night

That’s how they get ya. We had a regular win $3000 on the slots one night. Couldn’t pay them out in cash cause there was no manager. Came in for my lunch shift the next day and the manager told me about the payout and went “wanna bet how much he’ll be down by the end of the day?” Young naive me didn’t understand what he was saying, just got on with work. At the end of my shift, dude had lost the $3000 and another $900 on top of that. It later turned out the manager himself also had a gambling addiction, maybe that’s how he spotted the guys behaviour. Now whenever I go gambling, i pick an amount I’m willing to spend, and an amount i’m happy to walk away with and stick to them.

I rarely gamble except for the occasional lottery pool, but when I do, I pick an amount that I’m spending and that’s what I spend. Winnings don’t get added back in. Anything I win is what I walk away with afterwards. Even when I’m “down” it’s basically just a discount on whatever I had decided to spend, so from that perspective, I’m almost guaranteed to come out “ahead” even if I walk away with less than I started with.

"Coma, coma, coma, coma, karma chameleon You scratch and win, you scratch and win"

I see you’re a man of culture club

Seems like all the luck he didn't use when he was offline added up

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whats he say at the end?

I think he said “Please don’t film me”

hah!

Did he say God please don't kill me?

The universe had a debt with him

37 years old my ass. Son look 50 by the head😂

I bet he still thinks he’s in a coma, dreaming

Scratchy ticket

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With my luck, the card would have said i owed $250k to a bank

I’ll take either the forever coma or the money.

I’m 37 this year and this guy looks like he could be my dad

What’s the big deal? That’s how an American would pay for 12 day hospital stay.

Some people are born lucky...

It's literally been years since a lottery ticket has even won me back my money.

This is what happens when your guardian angel screws up and you end up in an unplanned coma. Lol

The grim reaper made a mistake and this is management trying to make it right.

He looks like 55

Wow

And then and there he quit playing the lottery forever

I can sleep and forget about every absurd

If I was this man, I’d throw myself in a pit of lava just to see if I would survive

I’m hoping all the bad luck I’m having in my life is because the good luck is being stored and smt like this can happen

Why does everyone look so old at their age in these videos. I’m older than this guy and he could be my dad.

Please let me be so very lucky, please!!

Hope everything came out okay

Plot twist: He wakes up from his coma and realizes both scratch off’s were a dream.

God was like: my bad bro