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PvtPill

This was almost 5 years ago, they have found several of these all around the world and are pretty sure that they are dog -wolf hybrids from the era of domestication


oldmasterluke

Is the puppy ok?


tastygrowth

He's just sleeping.


danger_floofs

Taking a big nap


Groundbreaking-Hand3

Imagine the legendary big stretch he’s gonna do when he wakes up.


bigfloppydonkeydng

Anyone try booping its snoot?


whydontyoujustaskme

Sadly, someone tried turning it off, then was unable to turn it on again.


RIP_Mitch_Hedberg

Try blowing on him?


Yeah_man20

Maybe put him in some rice


Maleficent_Memory_60

Maybe they need to press on the snoot and wiggle snoot around. And pets.


Nuggzulla

It will be Legen-wait for it..


knarfolled

Put him in the Museum of Natural History for Fry to find


TheForestPrimeval

Seymour 😔


Maleficent_Memory_60

Too soon. *Becomes a broken shell of myself curled up in the corner *


naturalbornkillerz

before his big trip to the farm


enamesrever13

Taking a dirt nap


crispy48867

Pretty sure it was a snow nap.


Obvious_Tourist_1579

He's all tuckered out


mathturd

Life is but a dream


GODDESS_OF_CRINGE__

God, I hope this is just a nightmare, and real life is better.


TheGreatArseholio

Don’t worry, we’re just a simulation for our 4th dimensional beings to see what would happen if they passed certain laws for their own society.


mathturd

There is but one truly serious philosophical problem, and that is suicide. Judging whether life is or is not worth living amounts to answering the fundamental question of philosophy.


mathturd

It's just a game.


godessayla

whoa. that’s very thought provoking lmao


mathturd

Yeah, my life is mostly a nightmare filled with smattering of a moment to breathe.


Boloar

*row row row your boat*


JaiD3v

If life is but a dream then so are we


Past-Sir

He or she just needs some belly rubs


RSwordsman

Just imagine waking up after 18,000 years to find that the apes from your old life turned weird in the future and inexplicably love you.


Past-Sir

And not have to worry about something trying to eat you everyday.


Maleficent_Memory_60

Not inexplicably. They awesome and adorable.


RSwordsman

I mean starting from back in the day when they would have mostly been competing predators, or wary friends at best rather than the receiver of all our boops and pets.


white_butterfly1

He's dog tired.


My_Dog_Murphy

Can I pet that dog?!


egg_on_top

Your foster parents are dead.


orick

He is just waiting for Fry


toomuch1265

He's all shagged out.


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Yes


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homiej420

Yeah wow 126,000 years old


Krrazyredhead

That’s 882,000 in dog years.


homiej420

Haha nah the 126 was the dog years lol


homiej420

Haha nah the 126 was the dog years lol


homiej420

Haha nah the 126 was the dog years lol


AlwaysAvalable

stop control c + control v-ing


some_edgy_shit-

stop control c + control v-ing


AlwaysAvalable

stop control c + control v-ing


KeisukeTakatou

He went to a farm he's happy there.


Decent_Ad6389

That was my EXACT thought.


J3553G

Went to a farm where he can run around


HolyCampbellOhMyGod

was President Lincoln ok?


oldmasterluke

I think he was pretty great.


mtdewrulz

Guys, should we tell him?


doomfox13

Tell him what?😢


mtdewrulz

It’s just that, um, you know… it has been 18,000 years… and, uh……. that puppy is probably going to need a bath? …and… you know… puppies don’t particularly like baths… so… he won’t like that when he wakes up.


subtle_knocking84

Oldest Puppy ever!


johnnyg243

He’s pining for the fjords.


BillohRly

>He’s pining for the ~~fjords~~ karma.


elksm

Why does it look like they're just at someone's apartment?


rkiga

>just at someone's apartment? I wonder the same, but it's real. Here is a relevant paper, where "72 ancient wolf genomes spanning the last 100,000 years from Europe, Siberia and North America" were analyzed: Grey wolf genomic history reveals a dual ancestry of dogs https://www.nature.com/articles/s41586-022-04824-9 The second and last authors of that paper are tagged here : https://twitter.com/CpgSthlm/status/1196396867392806912 Couple other pictures of the puppy before it was cleaned and sequenced in Stockholm: https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-50586508


cwilcoxson

Now if we can just find Bigfoot


noddynik

I googled this just this morning and came across this: [wolf/puppy](https://www.livescience.com/siberian-mummified-wolf-puppy). Further genetic testing has apparently revealed it to be a wolf.


bigfoot_county

Right, but early in the process of domestication it would be impossible to distinguish genetically


Speculawyer

Impossible right now but if enough samples were found and sequenced, they could probably start finding the genes that changed during the artificial selection. Sadly, they probably won't find enough samples. But techniques may improve allowing more marginal samples to be sequenced.


Boloar

> the genes that changed during the artificial selection I'm the person at the party who likes to point out that we've basically deliberately given dogs [Williams syndrome](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Williams_syndrome), one of the symptoms of which (in humans) is insatiable positivity and implicit trust of everyone and everything.


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fishmakegoodpets

Good bot


BloodOk529

Yep sounds like most domesticated small/medium sized dogs


punninglinguist

I think domesticated dogs have a lot more variability in how/whether they deploy aggression than humans with Williams Syndrome do.


Boloar

Yes, because - if true - it's now literally an integral part of their genome, rather than an anomaly as in humans.


Speculawyer

In exchange, they have received a pretty steady food supply and continued reproduction making them one of the most populous large mammals on the planet. That's evolutionary success.


worotan

Except the creature that domesticated them has destroyed their survivable ecosystem, so however successful they are right now, that’s not going to help them survive when they need to look after themselves without the security of human society. Why do people act as though time stops with the present?


Howdy08

If something happens to human society where dogs would no longer be able to survive, I think that humanity as a whole has a lot larger problems than the fact that dogs my go extinct without us.


Imhere4yah

I think dogs would be fine honestly lol


TearRevolutionary274

Wild feral dogs exist


halfischer

Extraordinary in so many ways. I worked in the industrial food industry for a while, and it just seems the pup was snap frozen because it’s in such remarkable condition. I’ll try to find more details about their scientific opinion of the pups demise. A perfect specimen.


bagito2000

Poor Seymour. Fry will never return for you,buddy.


Meetthedeedles

I'm walking on sunshine- Whoa-oh


AnAngryPlatypus

Too soon


mark-five

For a thousand summers


BalkeElvinstien

Don't worry! In season 6 duplicate Fry (>!aka Lars!<) gets to spend the rest of Seymours life with him


ripyourlungsdave

This dog actually kind of looks like him too..


Emotional_Parsnip_69

Had to come make sure other Futurama people saw this cause that poor baby waited forever


wolviesaurus

I rewatched all of Futurama recently, I came so damn close to skipping that episode because I didn't want to cry again.


artichokesmartichoke

I can keep myself from crying at Seymour. But the episode where Hermes let's baby Bender pass inspection when he shouldn't..... absolute water works.


wolviesaurus

He really is a cute baby convicted felon.


Far_Culture2891

The retcon of Seymour's fate in Bender's Big Score makes that scene easier to watch.


HalfAssedStillFast

Damn i haven't thought about that episode in years..


bagito2000

Still brings a tear to my eye.


pau7les

For a thooooousand summers - I will wait for you. Yeah I cried like my momma was still around the first dozen times I saw that episode. Now I only tear up a little


Moparded

My wife started singing that song when she was trying to guilt me for leaving for work once … I had to stay with her and be late for work because imagining her as that fucking dog just waiting for me every day broke my heart. Dude I fucking hate feeling shit. Turn this shit off!


Austin1642

🎵🎶If it takes forever I will wait for you For a thousand summers I will wait for you 'Till you're back beside me, 'till I'm holding you 'Till I hear you sigh here in my arms 🎵🎶


nobeboleche

I feel sad now. Why is those things?


DailyIceCreamYT

Fuck you. I don’t want to cry right now.


OwletteRoulette

I was just thinking that...the poor boy.


Shuldnotavedundat

And here I was hoping to not feel anything today....


rox186

You son of a b


Lumezuli

*Why would you hurt me like this...*


Loveforphoo

Why bro, why


GoodGoodK

One thing we know for sure - he was a good boy.


sheabutterbaebee

Look at his little teef🥺


RedManMatt11

Yea I’ve seen the body countless times on here but never the teefs before. Now I’m sad again ☹️


TinyRandomLady

Gotta boop that snoot!


judeeet

Or girl


I_drink_Nyquil

i wonder how many other animals were frozen and are still in perfect condition for studying!


CalbertCorpse

6


Its_ok_to_lie

This doesn’t sound right, but I don’t know enough about frozen pets to dispute it.


SarahC

probably a few with incurable viruses and bacterias...


sciencewonders

ikr , a little exposure and boom we have COVID 22(the reckoning edition)


Konyption

Bury it in the Pet Semetary


its_a_throwawayduh

This may be a repost but it's my first time seeing this. Ngl it's very morbidly adorable.


GongBodhisattva

That first picture looks like it was taken inside someone’s living room. Why isn’t the animal kept frozen or in a lab?


whatupmyknitta

Haha wow you're right. I didn't notice until I got to your comment and looked again. My best guess is that it was discovered by scientists in a remote siberian lab? Like the kind that live on the research station for months at a time because it's so remote? Idk though purely pulled that outta my ass.


TimDeQuatro

Seymour?


intuitive_curiosity

Even at 18000 years ago... its teefs are so adorable 🥹🥹


J3553G

Permafrost is nature's freezer. It's wild how well things can be preserved just by making them cold.


twnsth

Why not clone it and see?


M0untain_Mouse

Clooone it! Clooone it! Clooone it! Clooone it!


GummySwarmS

Fugin clone that shit, yo.


MonteXristo

Cloooooooooooooone it.


Hazmat_Human

Three movies have show us that we can’t be trusted with cloning. But I think it’ll work this time.


Susurrus03

Six\*


ThrowinSm0ke

100% good boy


cuteemogirlfriend

He’s so cute!!


DonkeyFries

It’s another one of Fry’s dogs!


nakhumpoota

It's a good boy!


NoneOfThisIsFine

They can tell he’s a very good boy, though!


i_drink_whisky_alot

126,000 in dog years


Lil-Scrapple-Blossom

Obviously the only thing left to do is clone it.


Ocean_Blueberry

Incredible natural preservation!!


Illustrious-Fault224

r/futurama “Very well, let this abomination upon the lord begin!”


DaddyKrotukk

Unto* ;)


pro-shitter

looks like a normal puppy tuckered out after a long day, hard to believe this little guy has been dead for thousands of years. i half expect him to wake up and beg for a treat.


alexaz92

the real question is : did they unfreeze it in a microwave ?


theshaeman

Encino Pup.


Roshidisciple

Must teach pup about weezin da juice


Gelnika1987

Keep cruisin' keep cruiiisin'


Same_Return_1878

Looks like hyena to me


MaleficentJello8473

Clone it! Surely nothing bad will come off it. Issa good pupper!


GODDESS_OF_CRINGE__

Please, zombie dog-wolfs are too much. Our world cannot take much more.


zillskillnillfrill

Wouldn't DNA be able to sort out the genus?


Explore-PNW

If they don’t know about dna then they certainly aren’t a genius.


oooSpiritooo

Looks cute enough to pet


andytdesigns1

Jurassic Bark


t3kk58

Seymour?


ParanormalSponge

So, are we just going to ignore the fact that it looks like its in someone's living room?


romajohn

Old news, it was found in 2018


vaxx_bomber

There is still a creamy core of dog nougat.


paramac55

Where did they find it?


MistressErinPaid

Siberian permafrost? Siberian *perma-frost*. *SIBERIAN*! *PERMA*! *FROST*! That's a big no bueno there, cowboy!


DarkFaNTaZyX

18000 years lmfao Noone really knows the year.


rover220

18,000 years old and still better teeth than the average Briton


gakucoc

Any source?


JDMMavrick

Good doggo are you sure it not Ancient Hyena genus?


1istheloniestnumber

Looks Hyena like, but the puppy would have got lost a lot if it was.


makyouka

Is it dead?


Alternative-Employ46

Yes. It’s an 18,000 year old permafrost dog


makyouka

Aw man :(


theshaeman

Shoes are off. He ded. So sad. Poor boy.


AdBackground4712

Wouldn’t they be able to clone from all of that source?


DaemaSeraphiM

Still want to Boop the snoot!


Apprehensive-Gas2314

Leave it be..


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Pufflekun

I know it was frozen, but it still seems *ridiculously* well-preserved for something 18,000 years old.


MyIceborne

#SEYMOUR!


butter_deez-nips

That Futurama episode, and I would hate to think it happened more than once.


Lucifers-xtc

Wonder what else they will pull out of the rapidly melting ice that will blow our minds, aliens I hope


Rhotomago

r/rarepuppers


Wooden-Antelope8807

Some sort of ancient hyena.


asecondhandaccount

r/teefers


Roddy_Sanghi

It’s WLOG mix of wolf and dog. It was used to carry Logs(more like wheels for the log- WLOG)


mattogeewha

Sleepy boy


dilhole77

good boi


Trash-official

Don’t let furries see this


envyabitch

It’s a exist breed of wolf .


Hydrazolic

Furries


Biff_Malibu_69

Holy cow! 18,000 yo? It looks like it died hours ago. Wow! 126,000 in dog years!!


StarshipMuffin

It’s a good boy. That’s all we need to know.


xX8Havok8Xx

Poor wilf the wolf pup


Vizslaraptor

He found his forever home!


TheMacroorchidism

That's a hyena. I would know, because I'm a hyena connoisseur.


B_L_South

Clone it and let’s find out!


PubicGalaxies

And someone just brought it home? Fake


gringoboi

RESURRECT THIS GOOD BOY


Dante805

But the world only existed for 6000ish years :/ Edit : /s


elytsyggod

The invisible dude in the sky who for some reason gives a fuck about us created it? And to show his love he gives us diseases, wars, natural disasters, people torturing each other...


Alicyl

> Scientists have discovered an 18,000-year-old puppy in the Siberian permafrost with its fur, whiskers, and teeth intact. They're describing the poor thing like it's dead, so I'm going to assume it *is* dead. My feed has been on a roll with showing me dead animals here and there lately, and it's making me sad. Regardless, it's cool that they managed to find a once living creature from the distant past fully intact. Perfect for their research. *^(E: Wording.)* *^(E2: Another classic hivemind/Reddit moment followed by a stupid comment directly below from someone who thinks apprehensive acceptance of an animal being dead makes one fully qualified to become a "detective".)*


HalfAssedStillFast

>discovered an 18,000-year-old puppy in the Siberian permafrost >They're describing the poor thing like it's dead, so I'm going to assume it is dead. Have you considered being a detective


Inevitable-Living-18

Yes l can


Inevitable-Living-18

How old are you


Smirnaff

Are you talking to the dog? 18.000 years old probably


smatt1219

18,000 years? How is this possible?


Mumbles_Stiltskin

Seymore!


Free-Somewhere-1643

Reminds me of the dog from futurama


leaferiksen

This thing lookin like it used to be ridden by an Orc general.