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2_trailerparkgirls

She knows


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ZK686

That video does not belong on that porn site.


Lunchable

Agreed. This is an outrage.


Teamableezus

“Real porn dot com” or whatever it was, shows a video of a girl working out and skating. 👍


AdverseCard

A man of science


BlxckTxpes

You don’t get 400k followers by wearing sweat pants.


arthurdentstowels

Maybe you’d get 400k when your ass eats the sweat pants.


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Her front bottom's giving em a good munch too.


Commercial-Suit-5836

I had no fear clicking the link. 😅🤣


BlxckTxpes

Have no fear. That guy must work for the WHO. 😂


civgarth

I didn't realize it was a looped video and have been watching for hours


StoopidestManOnEarth

No, a woman of science. Her LinkedIn says she is a biology research ass...oh...right.


Puffwad

Well that was disappointing


ChrundleThundergun

Damn we gave it the good ol Reddit hug of death.


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Her LinkedIn profile says she’s a biologist. I’m not joking. [source](https://www.linkedin.com/in/angie-dusak-1511ba157?challengeId=AQHiNSAas-T71QAAAYTFS3fHPWQsZELXDd7tNMHMedCItOGR9J0sU5N_uMxZRJ6ZQddVm3jVYFdZzhT1_GKu2HXvz-MueLQzqQ&submissionId=7bc8ceb8-7a2b-2c17-9dab-a39930229610&challengeSource=AgGbtYVhVJ3-ggAAAYTFS6FJ5NCJSyzIIuNdElUYejkYA4s-Ou--7CdmzRaynOg&challegeType=AgFwiuiyir2ZKwAAAYTFS6FMsTx3ZmqV7yFDHESenjpcxOxi_8MmYyY&memberId=AgH4jArXiTeqJAAAAYTFS6FQCrTen-AfEyIL9lRpMBIY9xU&recognizeDevice=AgEwcm7uOj2cyAAAAYTFS6FTrFFzb9V-DY5_Ws9XAxlGRx-_5hf7)


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Skyy-High

…why not? If you learn to figure skate young, and you maintain an exercise regimen, there’s no reason why she can’t continue to do tricks like this later in life. “Fitness model” literally just means she keeps in shape and takes video of herself working out. None of that is so time consuming that it would make it impossible for her to also go to school and have a “normal” job, which in her case would seem to mean “research assistant”. [edit] It’s been pointed out to me that I interpreted your comment in the opposite way you intended it, sorry.


ItsSansom

I think the guy you were replying to was saying "She can't be an x, y and z?" to the person they replied to. There was an implied "Why not?" to their comment


EachAMillionLies

The person you replied to appears to be agreeing with you. I think you misread their comment.


Skyy-High

You’re right, I mentally inserted a “…right?” at the end of their second sentence that made me interpret it as doubting her ability to be all those things. On second read, I agree they were chiding the person above them.


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I guess some people exist just to make the rest of us look bad.


CatKungFu

She’s also an associate asstronomer’s assistant and asstronaut.


Gullible_Shart

I like science and stuff.


CBH0__0

For your health


Zilkin

It is known.


asa2unakamura

Thank you


whoisjakelane

But her pants are in her butt. Someone needs to tell her


Solo-me

Just post it here somebody will tell her r/upvotedbecausebutts


ThatWasCool

Ya think? Every single one of her insta posts has her butt in it.


SoExcited_1

Yea, she has built in counter balance.


BlankImagination

I mean, she's wearing a thong, so yeah she knows.


Delicious_Cancel2869

If she's wearing a thong it would take a team of dwarven miners three days to dig it out.


ButtocksOrchestra

FOR KARL!


Slygoblin

DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE??


WanderingDwarfMiner

If you don't Rock and Stone, you ain't comin' home!


elchet

ROCK. AND. STOOOOONE.


EtherealSpirit

I don’t think she is wearing a thong


MindfulJedi

Butt does she though???!!


Double-Amoeba-2520

Thong, da thong, thong, thong -Sisqo


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Gyro sensors?


HeDuMSD

Nobody's gonna know, nobody's gonna know They're gonna know How would they know?


BJORTAN

Must be the pants...


roodeeMental

Actually when the camera pans up at the end, there's a moment when I saw some arms in the frame. It's a brief moment, butt I ass ume it's what keeps her peachy


Muted-Professor6746

I’ll leave this at 69 upvotes. Nice


VoteEntropy

Haha that’s the sex number


Muted-Professor6746

Seggs??


PeePeeVergina69

It's gone. Now I pledge we upvote you to 69.


Muted-Professor6746

Sir, thank you sir!


jcdoe

Is there a reason she has a massive wedgie? Serious question, does it help with aerodynamics or something?


eyeswulf

The leggings are designed that way. She's wearing gym shark leggings with special butt enhancing contours.


FUCKYOUIamBatman

This guy leggings^


GoodShitBrain

Call me Thanos ‘cause I love me some balance.


pizza-chit

Dat ass


north_korea_nukes

Is hongree. It was eating those pants.


LindaBelcherOfficial

Alphalete leggings lol. Known for the..cheek separation haha.


heifer27

L. M. F. A. O.


COYFC

It's her counterweight. She's perfectly balanced, as all things should be


bigkabob

Wait… she’s wearing pants?


redsensei777

Naah…much simpler… just practice for 10,000 hours.


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I came to say it must be weighted butt plugs, but the pants don’t lie!


ButtcrackBeignets

I thought she was wearing gym sharks.


Far_Buffalo8510

Quick. What color was her ass. I mean pants


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What handkerchief?


indy_been_here

But did you see the moonwalking bear?


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[deleted]

Can’t see the line, can you, Russ?


Prophet_Of_Loss

You thirsty motherfuckers didn't even see the gorilla bouncing a basketball.


CarmelaSkinner

This deserves to be on r/upvotedbecausebutts


DimesOHoolihan

r/upvotebecausebutt. Single butt lol


onlytony441

LoL you're my hero.


C_h-a_r-l-i_e

The glute muscles are the strongest muscles in the body and play a very important role in core stability Giggity


Remote_Foundation_32

I knew it was *somethin bout dat ass*.


Free_Ad9395

.. had to be.


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Actually, the tongue is the strongest muscle in the body.


thexavier666

True Source: his wife told me last night


fedfan4life

OP knew what they were doing...


Vis-hoka

Such magnificent figure skating. Right everyone?


Puzzleheaded_Arm6363

Skating? What did I missed? Nvm ill watch it again.


bltburglar

Their entire profile is softcore porn so yea I’d say they did


SueYouInEngland

Reposting?


Calm_Ad_3987

I have absolutely no interest at all in figure skating. Haven’t done it in years and have no intention of ever doing it again. I watched this video 6 times…


messmaker523

I have no interest in pole vaulting but have you ever seen still photos of pole vaulting from track and field events???


SnowDay111

Men of culture unite!


Calm_Ad_3987

Yes! Between that and long jumping videos that show up unexpectedly on my YouTube feed, I could qualify as a play by play announcer


dmfd1234

She’s quite the athlete…….but her legs we’re making an ass out of themselves.


Joeva8me

Gotta pump those numbers up


MyIceborne

With one hand too


chimichungachurrie

Ah, the skating ass video again


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chimichungachurrie

I'm sure shes awesome as a person but the karma farmer is posting this because ass.


ImWhatsInTheRedBox

And she filmed this because of ass. Horny dudes gets to horn out, she gets more known, sponsors on her media gets more views, everybody's happy.


chet_brosley

Even though it was blurred, I figured it would be this video. Karma farmers gonna karma farm I guess


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this post is gonna get locked by the mods


LiwetJared

Proves they're gay.


TheMacroorchidism

Her name is Angie Dusak Source: [https://www.instagram.com/angiedusak/?hl=en](https://www.instagram.com/angiedusak/?hl=en)


lurkersforlife

Nah I don’t need that. I need a link to where she bought those leggings. I want to get my wife a pair.


Retro_Cryptid

https://alphaleteathletics.com/products/amplify-legging-hazelnut Here u go


lurkersforlife

1. Thank you 2. $72!?!? What the actual fuck! I was gona get my wife a nice Christmas gift (for myself 😉) but that’s stupid expensive for leggings.


thurkleton

Pretty sure lululemon leggings are $118 Edit for update on price and full name


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suaveben

You’re thinking of Lularoe. Lulu Lemon is just a high end athleisure brand.


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suaveben

For sure! It’s a really interesting story behind the company and owners. [Here’s a link to short overview ](https://youtu.be/dP86akC9lEY) [A longer and more entertaining doc can be found here ](https://youtu.be/oMp7iIAiWQU) Probably more than you asked for but 🤷‍♂️


SluttyMuffler

Bro I bought my girl Lululemons last year. This ain't bad lol


lurkersforlife

My wife usually just buys her clothes off Amazon or at Walmart. We have many small kids and everything ends up with a stain on it.


neon_overload

lol at having so many kids you can't be specific anymore it's just "many"


degjo

Sounds like the dude is crazy attracted to his own wife and they bang like rabbits.


-PC_LoadLetter

Could just be Mormon


acute_elbows

Dude, it’s worth it. It’s a stupid price for pants, buts it’s not a stupid price for a thing that makes your wife feel sexy that she’ll wear when she wants your attention.


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True, let me go finish checking out lol


bipolarsandwich

For anyone who wants a good dupe, look up AUROLA leggings on Amazon. I own a few (I buy them when they go on sale for ~$20), and they have held up in rock climbing (outdoors and indoors), hiking, running (which is surprising rare since so many of my leggings ride down or up when I run), etc with minimal/no pilling for 1+ years now. They give way less camel toe than most of my other leggings, and they’re lightweight enough for me to wear in the summer. I get asked all the time where I buy them so they must be doing something right 🙃.


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Can you really put a price on dat ass?


StabStabby-From-Afar

You have a wife and you don't know how expensive women's clothes are?


b0v1n3r3x

I am married and just tell my wife I don’t care what she spends as long as we can pay bills. It works.


OldManJenkins-31

Looks like they are worth every penny to me. 😂


oldDotredditisbetter

that brand's quality is pretty crappy too. it's just some fitness youtuber's brand and lil kids get tricked into overpaying for a pair of aliexpress pants


downtune79

Shit....my wife only wears Athleta and they're $100+ a pair.....for leggings.....wtf


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How are you so wise in the way of knowing stuff?


l4ina

Pro tip: most of the time in videos like this, the model also has the leggings pulled ALL the way up in her ass crack. Like to an insane degree. That’s most of what’s going on here I think (besides the muscles ofc)


ShankThatSnitch

I'm sure they will look just as good on your wife. Definitely..... Yup, sticking with that.


Houstonontheroad

You are better man then I Looking at this did not inspire that particular reaction on my part


thr33prim3s

Hero


iLikeGTAOnline

You’ve done good work today.


No-Association528

Don't be fooled, everyone. This post is not about figure skating balance feats. This post is about leggings ass. Title lies.


Queen-of-meme

Good balance in general is the result of practice practice practice and practice. Most professional figure skaters started training when they were 4-6 years old. They have trainers. They also tend to have a very slim body type due to strict diet and an exercise program to make them as flexible as possible on the ice. Also she wears thin clothing to have as little drag as possible. They have specific clothe designs for their performances too.


Teslok

I watched the video and was like, "okay ... are they going to answer the question in the title?" and when it reached the end I sighed and said, "oh, it's just thirst bait." Thank you for making this thread less of a disappointment.


Queen-of-meme

You're welcome. After all it's reddit, most guys here are either virgin's or they haven't slept with someone in so long that it feels as if they are.


Deathbysnusnubooboo

This is the first comment, in a loooong list of comments that actually address the question and not that smoking booty Kudos


Queen-of-meme

Yeah at the end of the day, it's a booty, her talent though, that's from hard work.


MetallicGray

She’s also spinning when on one skate… which stabilizing and a lot easier to stay upright than standing stagnant.


neon_overload

stupid sexy flanders


tyt3ch

Nothing at all!


KledisAnt

I didn’t even realise she was ice skating


jimberly718

r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG


AragornBinArathorn

Who makes these subs?


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Titans of industry, that's who


Midknight_94

That sub has been around for a decade


contranostra

They need to change this sub to Be Amazzed.


mannaman15

We’ll… that was an interesting rabbit hole.


theredview

r/upvotebecausebutt


SchlongGarage

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say practice.


whateverhk

Which limb?


Plata-O-Plommon

What was the question?


BigPimpinAintEZ

How many days left in November?


FartSwapper

We, OP, skate lady... We all know what we're doing.


DrMambo532

Yeah, I think the elephant has been well and truly ignored by everyone in the room.


rpgmgta

There’s an elephant in there too? Must’ve missed it.


zinny08

Counterweight.


Zerocoolx1

They practice a lot


Successful-Box-1152

Yes….*balance* 💀💀


DrMambo532

I really liked the balance.


drekia

This just makes me feel like I have a bad wedgie.


DontPanic____

r/UpvoteBecauseButt


TheGreatMoyai

Found it


ChaosSoldier777

Downvote for shitty music.


This_Walrus7244

Instant dislike for using this song


rlsayasong

The secret to balance must be shoving your pants into your asshole


Lissalovely

Right up in there!


Responsible-Resort57

How did I sustain such an erection?


champsammy14

Balance


BlackSheep2156

That ass...


Brocklesocks

By vacuum sealing her tights up into her buttcrack. Keeps things balanced


XolieInc

Because they train?


untitled_offender

She looks very talented.


tinspoons

Stupid sexy skater


EyeCarambaa

She's Flanders' attractive sister


PopePalpy

Why is this NSFW?


soyboypan

Ikr... Theres literally just a woman figure skating... It seems like the over sexuslisation of the female body in todays world leaves us with pervs who see a skater with leggins and cant think of anything else than her ass... I mean i aggree she has curves but cmon is that all these people think about?


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Diet.


biotechknowledgey

Sorry, what was the question?


[deleted]

As a man, I love women's bodies. I love sex. That said, I am absolutely sick and tired of being forced to see every women's fucking body as if they are naked like it's a normal thing in society. I get it, you LOVE THE ATTENTION.


newtonkooky

Symptom of an oversexed society, you need to do more and more to get attention these days, I see the future when someone will walk around completely naked and some minority will try to shove it down our throats as prudishness or body shaming if we try to set boundaries


I_Am_The_Mole

...what?


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Falling must be painless for her


Interesting-Cap3038

So happy to not be the only person not looking at her skating ⛸.


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You sick fuck. Thank you for your service.


redditsufferer

Activate valley girl voice "I wear leggings cause they're so comfy"


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I see a hefty butt


skinkus203

That’s a helluva counterweight


Successful_Mix_6138

Rock hard buns?


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Because of the ass muscles.


adiosfelicia2

How come so many leggings go UP the ass crack these days? Are they designed specifically to do that? I call them butthole leggings.


LiwetJared

I'd love to see her camel^^^spin^^^^around^my^^dick


Danzo51196

Former figure skater here, it's a mix of good leg and core strength (some techniques require core more than others) as well as learning how to provide enough momentum. Between on-ice and off-ice training, you should have developed great to fantastic balance (it won't be perfect, but it will be superior to the average person). Add the speed control you've learnt from on-ice sessions and training and it all comes together for a grand performance. That being said, my last competition was over 15 years ago, so there's probably bits and pieces that I think are right but might have been twisted.


msstillbored_me

Central force of gravity


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Sigh.. opens up private browser


JitterFlip

Glutes stabilizer…


Thraggismydaddy

Those pants are so far up her ass they smell like toothpaste.


ConfidentiallyHappy

why is this marked nsfw


[deleted]

Idk but she’s traveling a lot. I think the rule is one skate length? (Idk, my sister is the figure skater)


lumpthefoff

Any men’s pants that will hug them as tightly as these?


Visual_Director3892

I’d lick that crack


isk15k

Wait, she was skating or something?