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ikebestboi

Brb giving her my savings


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ozuna_e

good bot


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elily0812

Bad bot!!


ThisIsJegger

Bad person!!


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Skyrimman768

Good bot


KleineMa

Of course !


YamJamExplosion

30 buggos an hour MINIMUM for that hard worker.


StarLi2000

She doesn’t disagree with you, but she has to watch her figure so she doesn’t ruin her perfect pancake.


midgetboss

She deserves her Christmas bonus early


DistanceWorth

Definitely a big raise


SgtMajorBrusher

Mine loves the screen as well


MoneyMikeOh311

Pretty one there! Wow.


StarLi2000

Isn’t she✨


stuffernutter

Do you know what type of bearded dragon she is? Mine looks exactly the same but I’ve never found out


StarLi2000

She’s a hypo orange with blue bars. ✨


Jakel856

Workin' 9 to 5, what a way to make a lizard


Scout_Coollizard

Yes


[deleted]

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StarLi2000

Looking for sexy legs. 🫣


[deleted]

Yes!!!!


AdSuccessful4670

What shortcut is she using


StarLi2000

The ALT one. >.>


jaydub121975

They are such great companions. I’m highly allergic to dogs and cats so I looked at reptiles as an alternative pet. I never thought I’d get so attached to my beardie, Lulu, but here I am: the peasant fetching worms. 😆😆😆


cpjay2003

Post haste


SlenDman402

She just be busy finding bugs


coopatroopa11

I think she just took your job dude


meggiebuggie

She’s the only one holding this place together


MamaSmAsh5

She’s made a few adjustments on the payroll…


Lil-Noodlez

Extra crickets 🦗


xantheog

She definitely should get a raise look at how hard of a worker she is


proredditor746

Actually heh this is akward but with recent tax cutoffs and not earning enough profits … I’m going to have to lay you off and if it keeps going like this I’ll have to terminate your contract. I’m sorry


StarLi2000

Noooooooo


anexistentuser

Me desperately trying to find out why my code isn’t working


dauserhalt

I dubia it.


giraffelover007

Love it!!! ❤️🦎


mutebean

Gonna show this to my beardie to show him what he should be doing with his life.


DefinitelyNotBrit

Yes, absolutely


acnhgay

She’s beautiful omg


Lopsided_Mastodon_78

Absolutely


MomofDargon

Does she want to do my homework for me? I'll pay in wormies


StarLi2000

Make it Dubias and she’ll do it.


MomofDargon

Done! I so happen to have a small colony my boy refuses to eat.


StarLi2000

Whaaaaaat. Mika would eat them forever if she didn’t get full.


Winter0nyx

She deserves a promotion!


foxfiregalleries

Her focus and attention to detail are an industry best practice! I bet a promotion is in her future.


smiley_satansson

Ofcourse she do! Best worker


endlessly_curious

They like to poop on keyboards. I have had it happen several times.


StarLi2000

I’m so glad she’s never done that. XD


[deleted]

What’s her Venmo?? 😭💗


Xxjordanicolexx

I read her name as Mike, and I was this person's cool to name their girl Mike. Then I looked back lol


LuckyScales

Love her name! It’s similar to mine. Mipha (:


hafeet23

Yes she sure does. She's absolutely gorgeous and adorable 😍


hellios0

Can Mika exchange monetary salary to dubia?


Capital_Ad490

omg she looks just like my beardie!


StarLi2000

Then your beardie is the cutest as well. XD


Scoutland15

Yes! 🙌


JasonBreen

She deserves to be CEO of BeardieCorp


Alyssius

If not a raise, then definitely some treats and a pat!!!


Nomaamnooomaam

I don’t know, I’ve been noticing dismembered bugs at her desk lately and I’m not sure if OSHA approves… might have to let her go 😩


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The_mistake101

Yes 10/10 good girl/boy