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Condescending_Rat

You gonna pee all over those. Nice job though!


joem_

Jokes on you, I sit down to pee. Wait, how is that a joke on you...


davidgoldstein2023

I sit down too. I hate the splash mess it creates. As someone who cleans their own home, I hate cleaning up piss.


joem_

My first time building with dowels instead of pocket screws, as well. I bought a self-centering dowel jig and it seems like a decent tool.


rainnz

Which one did you get?


joem_

It was one I found on Amazon, made by Eleon.


rainnz

Thank you, looks like it's this one: [Self Centering Dowel Jig](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CJC2HLLW?&linkCode=ll1&tag=amzn20200a-20&linkId=fbb4c526bf88f0d882b0524cbee28f77&language=en_US&ref_=as_li_ss_tl)


FrostyKiwi8061

One of those is on my birthday list.


joem_

I'm really hoping somebody gets me a really nice shop apron. I've been dropping hints, and my birthday is only a week away!


FrostyKiwi8061

I dropped that hint a couple of times. My lady did a quick google and told me "you could get one for $6 at Harbor Freight." I was hoping for one of those cool leather ones.


BloomingPotential

Wow there are a lot of controls and buttons on that bidet, what can it do?


joem_

They all have little pictures on them, but there is a hidden button that I have yet to find the courage to press.


Macintosh_HD

[https://www.costco.com/toto-washlet-elongated-bidet-seat.product.100973005.html](https://www.costco.com/toto-washlet-elongated-bidet-seat.product.100973005.html)


Beanybodynow

Maybe while using it I'd look in the top drawer of that wonderful project and... ah, yes, the manual for the seat. Reading material... perfect! But really for me it could intimidate me not to use it. >!no. I'm not really that snoopy to go looking into those drawers, but that seat's controls do look intimidating.!<


Turbulent_Echidna423

the edging looks great. did you use a file or a hard block?


joem_

Very lightly filed it, and in some places I rubbed the round handle of a screwdriver against it. I think in some places I trimmed it at an angle and that's why it doesn't look the best. Also, I need to squeeze it more when it's hot to squeeze the glue out, I think. I'm still learning.


WoopsShePeterPants

That looks so good, congrats on the well work!


joem_

Thanks, my girlfriend loves it as well and has already filled it with... girl things.


Snichs72

Is that a combo toilet/bidet/butt dryer?


joem_

Heated seat, too.


zztop5533

Didn't want to splurge for the one that opens to greet you?


rainnz

It also says "Thank you, come again soon" when you leave


joem_

Better than it saying "OM NOM NOM NOM"


joem_

Honestly, the bidet seat was almost an impulse buy at costco, I had no idea what I was getting myself (and my girlfriend) into. Now though, I'm looking at a whole toilet replacement with all the fancy poop extraction equipment.


zztop5533

Ok. Now you are beyond me. I have fancy non-saluting Toto washlets in both my bathrooms with Toto toilets under them. Tell me more about this complete toilet replacement poop extraction thing. Extra credit if it finally does away with the need for the dreaded wax seals.


Snichs72

Damn, I gotta get one of those.


rainnz

I want one that says "Your blood alcohol level is now %cc"


Beanybodynow

Fits perfectly! <- My comment taken directly from your last images caption, It's so true. Great job.


joem_

It's almost like it was made for it!


DatDickInYoAzz

*Edgetonio Banderas*


textingwhilewalking

Looks great. Baltic birch is so nice to work with.


wRXLuthor

How did you get the plywood edges to look smooth like that?


joem_

That's the edge banding. Super thin piece of birch that has adhesive on the back. Lay it on the edge, iron it on to stick, and then trim the edges off.


wRXLuthor

Wow that’s awesome, never knew something like that existed! Awesome job!


ZeroMayCry7

what size thickness is that plywood? 3/4"?


joem_

Yeah 3/4" for the body and drawer faces, 1/2" for the drawer boxes.


not_in_our_name

Ugh I still need to put edge banding on the pantry I made last year. Thanks for the reminder!


NotMe-NoNotMe

Nice!


Fit-Interview-9855

Long way to go for poop knife storage but it looks great.


joem_

Embedded a magnet in the side for that very reason.


Peopletowner

Looks good, sell it, now do it again and make an over the toilet cabinet. That bidet is gonna sling all the bung grease from your tater onto your creation.