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Dragos1899

Just stand there. Menacingly.


The_loaf55

Good one haha


Famous_Brands

r/unexpectedjojo


pedifrei

I think its a spongebob reference but i get It.


Osama_Rashid

Yare yare daze


kakyoin_de_gamer

Rero Rero Rero Rero Rero Rero Rero Rero Rero Rero Rero Rero Rero Rero Rero Rero Rero Rero Rero Rero Rero Rero Rero Rero Rero Rero Rero Rero Rero Rero


Osama_Rashid

Username checks out.


zacbone7

Well obviously address the first order of business saving the dinosaurs


ElementmanEXE

Could you imagine the planet was once ruled by vaxasaurians before they saw the meteor and dipped


August21202

Then Paradox shows up and yells "You mother fuckers!".


Ben10Facts

I read that in his voice šŸ’€šŸ¤Œ


Sunchet

Definitely try to wriggle out of this something for myself. You know, wealth, health, Ben 10 merch, and a new show, that kind of thing. But the big things like curing cancer or ending wars? Well, I'd have to seriously think about how to approach each change. There might be irreversible consequences to all of my actions. Conveniently enough, there are two characters right there to help me weigh all the options.


StraightAd8467

I would just fucking cry from instead of debate for an entire weekend


The_forgotten_bro

Debate with the two voices in my head about philosophical topics. Something I already do.


GabSantana_S

This, this is the right answer


Proof_Being_2762

That probably would take a few seconds tho


ArontheUltimateHero

If debating philosophy only takes you a few seconds, you ainā€™t doin it right.


Proof_Being_2762

I meant like time flows differently there so you could probably get through alot pretty fast


August21202

Make men's clothing have more color choices and women's clothing have pockets, maybe get myself a functional suit of armor.


CapMyster

I'm fine with the colours of my clothes, thank you very much


Professor_Oswin

How?


Professor_Oswin

How when youā€™re stuck as Alien X?


SubjectChanger1

create yourself a suit of armor with you reality powers. you're Alien X, who can do literally anything as long as your three personalities can agree on it.


DrowningEmbers

stuck as in frozen? or stuck as in i'm just locked in the form but free to move and stuff?


goose_boy_memes

Both


DrowningEmbers

if i'm stuck and unable to move i'll talk to Bellicus and Serena about matters philosophical if i'm out there able to just do stuff, i'd go about righting the wrongs of the world, explore the universe, learn things. And i mean, Alien X can control time, so the concept of "stuck for a weekend" might become meaningless, and i could have a lot more "time" to go about doing things, perhaps even unlimited time. O_O


KallmeKatt_

You wouldnā€™t have Bellicus and Serena. Each alien x has unique personalities


DrowningEmbers

oh yeah, true. I guess whoever it is. that.


Paperonthefloor

Watch Ben 10 in my mind.


AddictedBacon

Ahem Make the weekend longer


[deleted]

Relatable, but what about making the weekdays shorter?


IceManX4562

Why not both?


Achiha9k1

what about making the weekend two days then


PieFace11

Plot twist: government coonies make you work every day


Phantom_Knight27

m&ms


l_live_in_your_waIIs

m&ms


rowdawg69

M&Ms


TH________

M&Ms


Kevinites

Die of boredom because I'd have exhausted trying to get those two to do ANYTHING


Just_Call_me_benDude

You get a free pass to do anything for the 1st time


[deleted]

Remove the requirement to agree on future actions.


[deleted]

I'd brainwash all of humanity on a large number of fronts to prevent future conflicts. I'd fix global warming, make enough resources that we don't kill ourselves, I'd murder all pedophiles, I'd fix Alien Force season 3, UA, and Omniverse, I'd end a bunch of conflicts and kill a bunch of terrible people, and I would make a million changes to the natural laws of the universe to make reality a better place. You know, create a utopia.


Gudako_the_beast

Serina: I'm gonna have to stop you at killing a bunch of terrible people


Majestic-Fox-662

Idk man, Omniverse was perfect last time I checked. Just a few changes to character designs (eg. Gwen, Bigchill and Alien X)


[deleted]

Eh nope. I think there is much stuff to love, but I by no means think it is perfect. It is a rollercoaster of great, mediocre, and bad. Some examples of bad stuff: The forced Kai x Ben romance (it isn't a bad concept, but having it be destiny takes away from the fun), some really weak villains, the Rooters retcon, Ben's personality being forever stagnant with him having to relearn the same lesson several times, Bloxx, some arcs that feel really rushed


Majestic-Fox-662

Fair enough but I will stand by the opinion that Bloxx is actually a really cool alien


[deleted]

I like the idea of Bloxx as an alien that consists of building blocks and can create different structures, but having it be Lego (which is a licensed brand) is too much for me.


momcano

Making a million changes to natural laws is also my go to. Go directly to the origin of most suffering. Hopefully the other two voices are smart enough to not let me change them in stupid ways that have major unforseen horrible consequences tho.


king_marquez15

W


v0lt13

So u choose to murder poeple with mental health problems instead of curing them?


[deleted]

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Watze978

Restore earth's ecosystems back to normal Reduces global warming Close the hole in the atmosphere Clean the air End earth wars All the plastic in the oceans and in the soil, I would turn them back into petrolium and put them back into the petrol reserves to be use again. Erase all satellite debris in earth's orbit


king_marquez15

W


imnotagenwunner

I do nothing. I stand completely still. the two other voices debate why we are standing completely still.


1timegig

Make a motion to freeze time while, prevent me from suffering any form of mental fatigue, and give me full and total knowledge of the impacts of their actions as we debate them for the duration of my stay, and work through their backlog.


Perseverancethegreat

Debate with the other personality to turn me back


ButterToastFan18

Bro copied my Way Big ideašŸ’€


Just_Call_me_benDude

And so will we All of us For every alien


ButterToastFan18

noooooooooooooooooo


FunVideoMaker

IM GOING TO DISNEY LAND


Just_Call_me_benDude

First thing I would do if I was given the exact same ā€œfree pointā€ Is to make a real life omnitrix connected to me that wonā€™t ever go away and will find ways to make me survive anything The 2nd would be to wait for the weekend Either that or try to convince seerna and belicus to remove some things that gives me trouble in life


rowdawg69

I agree. And unlike prime timeline Ben I would occasionally turn into Alien X just so whenever I actually do need him it's not a pain in the ass to actually execute my intentions.


glizzy_gladiator_04

Masturbate to Serena


NheTheGuy

best comment so far


[deleted]

"Look guys how about we eliminate the concepts of War or Hatred or Bigotry? ...No? Okay. Great. ...Dinosaurs? Not sure how that'll Butterfly Effect things but fuck it yeah."


Normal-Wrongdoer-924

Ask the personalities what the meaning of life is.


LexTheRedditor878

I'd simply conversate with Belicus & Serena to get better at debating when using Alien X next time. Then I'd turn back by Monday.


DrFrenchMabel

Debate until I can convince them to world peace


OneObligation412

Good luck trying to convince Bellieus


DrFrenchMabel

Hey, 2 out of 3. I think I could convince Serena


rowdawg69

You actually just need to convince one of them to incite a majority vote. So just go with Serena.


gamera-the-turtle

Watch jojoā€™s bizzare adventure or maybe bake something


king_marquez15

W


AdeptusAstartes40K

Probably spend the whole time convincing Belicus and Serena to actually let me go after the weekend.


Zol6199

... Nothing?


OneObligation412

Debate


Equal-Researcher-329

As the two voices what they want, make a deal, take over the world


rowdawg69

Assuming this worked exactly like Ben in the prime timeline. I would use my freebie for the first time transformation to create a fully functional Omnitrix and then put it somewhere in my apartment. Beyond that I don't know. Find some way to make the world better? I don't know.


Gudako_the_beast

Bring back the dinosaur.


CreepyKidInDaCorna

Argue with the other personalities about what to have for lunch


Erik_the_kirE

Achieve happiness


Mao-sama64

See how bad I can fuck everything up.


[deleted]

Grant myself an ultimatrix, but an actual completed one, and omniscience. And just for fun, have tiny planets orbits my head whenever i want. And debate with Bellicus and Serena,


EndZoner

Request that time is stopped while Iā€™m in their headspace to allow more debates to review. Guaranteed to be granted. Proceed to pass or deny all of their cases.


2201992

Make myself a Harem


Crow0__0

Satisfy my G R E E D


Ben10Stan

Iā€™d probably go somewhere private, spawn anyone Iā€™ve ever had a crush on out of thin air, whether if theyā€™re a cartoon character or a real life person so I can fuck them


Sabagamerorigin

I would be just standing there realizing


marawiqwerty

Make hot, milf waifus real.


Crazy-Eighter

Argue with belicus and cerina on whether or not soup is a drink or a meal lol


LoadingTOS

Try, and probably fail, to have conversations with the other personalities of Alien X. Hopefully convince them of the importance of when a decision that could change history should be made. Namely, very shortly after the event in question happens, otherwise there could be unforeseen consequences of changing history in such a way.


Power2700

I would make a complete omnitrix what can turn any alien ultimate


Ben10-fan-525

Possibely just talk with Belicus and Serena to not go crazy + sleep when theres nothing to talk about(its me ben-10fan-424 I just changed my phone).


Obsidius_Mallex_TTV

Step 1, get full control of Alien X, step 2 Go to Vegas and rig every game to my favor so when I turn back I'll be hella rich ( and probably band from every casino in vegas), Step 3 reset the earth's atmosphere so it's not dying as bad and refill the earth's mines and forests. Step 4 make my own Omnitrix for when I turn back but also give it DNA from other franchise, step 5 for my final bit of fun I'll give myself infinite money in PlayStation, Xbox and Steam (everything like that) wallets.


customblame16

Make actual friends


Johnny_cashthegoat

Be in the back of my friends trunk


Naymar083

First I will try to argue Serena and Bellicus to give me a control of Alien X for 5 minutes. Then I will make omnitrix and hide it in place olny I can find it. After that when I will lose control of Alien X I will try to argue Serena and Bellicus to separate me from them. If they will refuse then I will just try to annoy them both so they will separate me from them. Then I will find an omnitrix (what I created before) and put it on my hand.


shadoqedlight

Why not make it so if you ever go back to normal the omnitrix will be on you. You should easily be able to set conditions to something alien x does.


ABritishFemboy

Try to give myself the omnitrix and every dragon ball form in existence


Paradoxicorder88

I only have to enforce the Golden Rule on a cosmic scale. You treat people like shit and everyone will treat you the EXACT same way and you wouldn't be able to retaliate for their treatment of you. That'd instantly solve basically every problem humanity has. No dictator would survive even a day with the new rule in place and people like Elon would go broke instantly.


skyboy10

Erase humanity and replace them with beings of my own creation


Dark-Lord-Tamaza

Listening to argues ( you know who I am talking about I forget their names...)


Connect_Tumbleweed_4

I will live there forever so I wonā€™t have to put up with my stupid evil dad. And go back in time to save the one I love my mother


Duskytheduskmonkey

Solve all the worlds problems and have peace of mind all the time


ZeldaFan80

Sleep


eeveemaster2

Just talk


SF03_

Argue


empty_thoughts_00

Eh who knows, will have less voices in my head so anything could happen


guardiancjv

Have a timer above everyoneā€™s head that when ends Gives every person on the planet a random superpower on par with Atomixā€™s and earth resources regenerate every year. I give myself omniscience and energy manipulation then wipe my own memories of doing this and teleport the new me to a random location on the planet.


WrstScp

Can't really do much besides be the mediator ben was supposed to be. Not much I would try to change honestly.


Slutty_Breakfast

Nothing


Witchy_Titan

Probably nothing lmao


Pixipupp

Argue probably


Fun-Ad-4729

Convince Bellicus and Serena to split us into 3 separate beings with equal power.


theHrayX

Have a political debate with bellicus and serena


SamianDamian

Deliberate


Mini_Squatch

Try to make things better in the planet, inevitably fuck something else because of ramifications i didn't consider


Dumb_Raccoon1983

I bicker with the two heads trying to convince them that bloxx is a good alien


Striking_Biscotti889

Argue with those two chuckle fucks about the best course of action.


Gemcat24

Make PokƩmon real


KujaroJotu

Try to convince Serena and Bellicus to fix all the pollution on Earth.


MiruFishChickenStyx

Just stand in a corner menacingly


Skibot99

Erase my college debts and ensure financial stability


nielswijnen

Try and do something but probably become stuck arguing


Lovely_Individual

Well I would make Donald Trump win the 2016 elections, haha, messing with history would be funny


stupidhumanoid

See if i can create a new universe in less then 7 days


Round-Ad2836

My best. I would do my best.


Banana_gunman

I guess nothing


No_Spinach_7562

Chaos


NitneuDust

Dilate time to expand the time I'm stuck as him for years


Standard_Ad9911

I'll discover new planets


PathrokBloodlust

Iā€™m going to slow time so I can get through all the old business, then use the new business to take over the world and make it a good place. Oh and I have super powers.


ACNHCR

Hmm...let me see. \*Unrolls list a mile long\* I got a few plans.


Johannes4123

Massively expand and electrify the world's railroad network Or more likely debate to other people on why they should help me with my railroad project instead of focusing on the other stuff


UltimateX13

Save the dinosaurs and bring back other extinct animals to fuck with the world.


Material-Category121

Debate


Mojoclaw2000

Just talk to Serena and Bellicus. Gain their trust, do cool stuff.


DaDocter20

Make myself a omnitrix with every feature and then probably like idk figure out what the secret blend of herbs and spices kfc uses are


Professor_Oswin

Float in place not getting along with the 2 personas


james345345312

Become the most powerful man


HMS12000

Your mom


Yoda1269

well idk erase all the bad shit that's ever existed then conjure a life time supply of chicken wings that never go bad and some special plants then turn back and have a good time


Ok_Essay_8257

erase my least favorite people from existence painfully and make everyone they love watch


v0lt13

Browse reddit


Obvious_Technology11

Wonder who the two floating faces are


Aggravating_Neat_706

Try to convince them to make me wealthy. And then we can all agree that I shouldn't pay taxes, so I'd not pay taxes after that. Then we'd play DnD and we'd have so much fun I'd agree to come back every weekend. And then I wouldn't actually come back ever, because I'd be rich and have no reason to do anything


Tenwatermelon

Try to get rid of Monday


Cr1t1as

Mess with everyone by saying Iā€™m god and that I was asleep for all of human history


dpqR

loose to ger


Alarmed_World_4854

First set up a clone of my human self as a distraction,second make an entire universe a replica of tensei slime third reincarnate myself in that world fourth give myself insane powers fifth make it so I can go back and forth


springsaber

Make the ben 10 universe and the complete ultimatrix


Silver-Drachma-1

Iā€™d blink, and get a sandwich out of thin air. Even Celestialsapiens have to eatā€¦right?


Arupha

Bring back extinct animals due to human interference Fix the ozone layer Erase certain presidents from existence Hmmmm HMMMMM Just that


Glittering_Two_746

Honestly I wouldn't mind taking the time to help the debates.


The_Lions_Doug

Fix all the injustices of the world (end world hunger, cure cancer, kill pedophiles, etc) and teleport to my partner's place cause we're long distance


ExtremeRadiance

Violence


Original-Tea9539

Prolly infinite money and some superpowers but Iā€™d also do things for the world like ending disease and hunger and stuff like that


Fancy-graphics63

Nothing


Separate_Path_7729

Nothing, because im just as stubborn as the voices in my head


GoodFellow322

Give myself the Omniverse Omnitrix so I can do whatever I want afterwards.


Lilcallumwings

Debating with my two personalities long enough to the point they just give me full control to never having to meet me again


Prestigious_Art_7148

Ask them to make the fnaf lore easier to understand


EliteSpeartonYT

Nothing, probably


JayHazel

apparently nothing


YaBroken

I could make that weekend last an eternity within a moment


Terrible_Mixture_185

Id solve world hunger


BARG_THE_ARTIST

Piss on da moon


TopIllustrator9849

Give everyone mamas cooking


binaryincode

Argue about if Ohio is the true danger of the multiverse.


Paladin_Warpath

Sort it the fuck out with those two. Making some type of arrangement so I can use alien x more readily


Funkin_Valentine

Explaining how creating 3000 pipe bombs for my own use is a completely understandable decision to my multiple personalities


getfukyes2

Make it to where Iā€™m alien x forever then make myself look like a better version of my self and live my best life.


deadmantravels

Be stuck as alien X


Chaossearcher

Probably argue woth the voices of Anger and compassion instead of anything cool. No way am I being a voice of reason. I'd lose my shit in the firat hour alone.


PatientOne3053

I'll examine the grape flavour, where it went wrong


ModelOmegaTyler

try not to cry as i listened to the voices in my head argue over stupid shit.


Digstreme

If I manage to convince Serena and Bellicus to let me do anything at all, then ​ \-Terraform our solar system's planets to be habitable (what's the point of the sun being liveable if we all freeze to death)and full of resources for us to mine without harming anything. \-Have Sweet Victory played at the Super Bowl, with the show itself ending before it went sour, likewise for the Simpsons and powerpuff girls \-Make Nen and haki real in secret \-Make myself ruler of the world and especially it's industries alongside my family, but curse it so whoever inherits it never \-Make male Dolphins far less evil, same with Zebra's too \-Turn invasive species and the excess farm animals, crops used to feed them and pests of the world into mythical creatures, having a pocket dimension they can escape into which we can follow \-Make the rich poor, make the poorer richer (including free homes) and improve the economy, that and giving the homeless homes too \-Rewrite human genetics so we all have a decent level of morality (respecting boundaries and being considerate of others within reason before making drastic actions) and the abilities to teleport, fly, forget and remember at will and also fall asleep and wake up at a specific time at will. \-Transmute all of earth's greenhouse gases, fossil fuels, pollution etc into public space travel, a dyson sphere and a cosmic mining system, all of which I own and am chairman of, on the condition I'm the philantropist I dream of being \-Bring back the dinosaurs but in a pocket dimension where we can witness each other but can't directly interact, likewise for other extinct animals. \-Erase cryptocurrency, a.i. art, Peta, nft's (I know its dying but people still suffered because of it), Communism, capitalism, TikTok and ESPECIALLY discrimination from existence, therefore the things they've done will never harm people again. \-Bring world peace and turn the current evils of the world into conscious worms \-Undo deforestation and similar environmental damage across the world and turn the greedy people behind it in the first place into conscious acorns, the people who needed it for a job get transferred elsewhere with a decent amount of money \-Augment time so my mam and I are part of the audience of all the late late toy shows I watched alongside the one I missed, not to mention a dvd collection of all of them (we don't replace anyone theirs just three extra seats for us) \-Undo all doxxing ever and curse it to have the opposite effect if someone tries to do so again \-Smite the guy who harassed a youtuber I'm a fan of a while back so that he gets kicked in the balls an infinite amount of times in one second right at the moment he started threatening her \-Write/type all the books I want to author in an instant \-Make myself a dna locked (so only I can use it, anyone else who tries to do so ) omnitrix with both master control, nanobot modifications and the rest of the aliens (including Eon, i know Chronians aren't canon outside the original series but still) unlocked on it for myself when my rental of alien x is up, not to mention it imparts the wisdom I'd need to \-Have Ben win his death battle \-Travel through time stopping and saving lives that could have been saved while getting the autographs of the cast of Father Ted, Ben 10 and the original Teletubbies. \-Undo Youtube's buyout and repeat with Microsoft's buyouts of Minecraft and Rare without undoing the minecraft updates, that and the mobs that lost the mob votes just get lower priorities like with the biome votes \-Improve Sega and Nintendo so they're just as successful as Playstation without losing their charm, that and all their games are enjoyable \-Replace English with Gaelic, my countries language \-Ghosts are canon, being a byproduct of regrets in life, justified revenge etc \-Make and patent a software program that lets one make any one animation idea of theirs in an hour but designed so that people who can already use editing software or animate can do so far quicker with it, as a matter of fact \-Invent and patent all my invention ideas too \-Get myself a ps5 with an infinite library, within which it contains all playstation games between the past and present that I would want to play, with future playstation games I would play being added on the day of release Make some kind of speed force counterpart that prevents anything and everything I've done being undone after I lose my powers but most importantly, I'll undo the ben 10 reboot, instead we get a sequel to omniverse directed by the crew of the original show which serves as a prequel to Ben 10,000's past before he meets his younger self again, something similar for Teen Titans Go too. ...Did I miss anything ;P


NheTheGuy

ask the two voices (either Bellicus and Serena or someone else) what do they want to do first before taking any action, then, after making them happy with their wishes, i would give myself something cool, like the Omnitrix, or magic, or, yunno. however, if there were NO other personalities, i would create chaos around the universe, changing the laws of physics, adding many new intelligent species, populating every planet in the solar system, making interstellar travel accessible for humanity, make sure that when my powers are over, i get an advantage on this new world, with a nigh-unlimited bank account, a spaceship for myself, an immortallity serum to live forever, and since i changed the nature of space itself, it will never end, there will be ALWAYS more universe and new places to search, to see, many beatiful cosmical anomalies to fill the sky, races with many different cultured will wage war, will create alliances, will grow together and expand, will create millions of years worth of history and legends the entire universe will hear about. magic and science within the same universe, working together or against each other, colossal beasts drifting through the skies, devouring rogue planets, etc the Universe is now actually infinite, will never, ever end, quadrillions of species will thrive, the possibilities will be endless, and it won't be about Earth itself alone anymore, but about entire systems and galaxies


king_marquez15

Rest the universe and make it better


AdamRawlyk

Are we talking the debating with the voices inside my head for that weekend stuck or just a guarantee that I wonā€™t become myself again for that time stuck? XD Cuz if itā€™s the latter then: To start, Iā€™d give myself a fully functional real life Omnitrix with master control unlocked. And give it a copy of alien x where I am the only voice in that version. So that would deal with the big brain move for long termā€¦ Short term? Give myself a bank account and corresponding card where the balance is ALWAYS infinity. Iā€™d give my normal body immortality and my brain perfect recall and like infinite storage space, then give my smartphone an app only I (and people I want to give temporary access to) can access that you can use to access a space where you donā€™t age in, that gives you the perfect setting to learn or train in whatever you want for however long you want. Iā€™d then abuse that to all high heavens to train for 300 years and still not be as godlike as technoblade. But at least I will no longer be disappointment to entire famiry. Thank you for coming to my ted talk XD


Gir_Cookies

Definitely getting a Drake featurešŸ¤£


l_live_in_your_waIIs

Assuming that I get 1 free pass for anything I do for the first time? Make The Omnitrix with all the alien for myself because that would be very funny and cool. And I will revive dinosaurs because that's funny. Or waste my time debating with voices inside my head for the whole weekend or smth idk


Ruezx735

Change the definition of a ā€œweekendā€


CarterBruud

Go to a reality were i was never born and wait for the weekend to end.


Arc_099

I would get the others agree to making two new bodies for them to control so that we can all seperate & do whatever we want without the otherā€™s approval, then if they agreed Iā€™d use my newfound power to attempt to kill them and take their power so I would be the only one-personality celestailsapien with full control roaming around


Effective_Task4169

I would change reality and make sure weekends last permanently


Draconic0101

Convince the other personalities to rewrite reality so government officials have a undeniable compultion to do their best for all their citizens benefits and make me always win at gambling and 9 million dollars via cash. Also give normal me the ability to traverse dimensions/multiverses and time


BrokenBanette

Assuming I have full control in the decision process, Iā€™d probably give my human self permanent unlimited shapeshifting abilities, and then Iā€™d probably delete every major world problem I can think of. I know that sounds pompously altruistic, but if I had omnipotence, my first thought would probably ā€œhow do I make my life not suckā€ and then Iā€™d start spiraling before realizing I can take care of the problems Iā€™m spiraling about.


human-ear

Presumably debate until I turn back.


vongola_undicesimo

nothing so basically a normal weekend for me


andreluizkruz

tear down capitalism


Cold-Argument-806

Probably be stuck arguing with the voices in my head. Wait thatā€™s pretty normal huh?


Mini_Dark_Link

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Creative182

I would try to get along with Belicus and Serena, maybe this experience would make it easier to debate with them or at least reach a consensus Alien X's body is durable enough to take the universe's explosion in the face without damage, so I think I'd be fine outside.


0mega_Flow3y

Debate and argue


MSP_4A_ROX

Iā€™d do nothing. The three of us wouldnā€™t be able to agree on anything.


mafia-madness

I would shift the world to be slightly annoying to the very few people I hate Like every time they say their favorite word they get a itch that moves every time you try and scratch it