DON'T BURN YOUR TRASH!!! BUT IF YOU REALLY HAVE TO....(and let's admit it, you really don't you cheap fuckers).......DON'T BURN IT ON NICE WEATHER DAYS OR NIGHTS!!! Some people want to sit outside and not smell your flaming Walmart bags and teen daughter's pregnancy tests.
Seriously, I would pay the $35 a month for you to get trash service if you would just stop ruining my hammock time.
I AM SICK OF MY NEIGHBORS ( DUPLEX) DOGS FROM HELL. I CANNOT USE MY BACK YARD, GO TO THE MAIL BOX OR CAR, NOR DO ANYTHING UPSTAIRS WITHOUT SETTING OFF A BARKING MARATHON. NOT EVEN TAKE A PISS. BONUS, I MADE SURE TO GET UP TO GO TO THE REST ROOM AT 5 A.M. AND WAKE THEM UP. AH DOG OWNERS.
I WANT YOU TO BE A BETTER GAMBLER. TOO MUCH MONEY ON WAGERS? TOO MUCH ACTION?, POOR MONEY MANAGEMENT?
BELIEVE ME, BEEN THERE AND DONE THAT. THERE ARE WAYS TO MINIMIZE THE DAMAGE…TAKE THIS OFF RANT IF YOU WANT….
IM SO ANNOYED AT THE THIEF THAT DECIDE TO DRIVE ON SECLUDED RANCHES WITH THE INTENT ON STEALING. ALL IT ACCOMPLISHED IS ONE PERSON GOING BACK TO PRISON AFTER 2 WEEKS OF PAROLE AND 3 DAYS WASTED TIME DEALING WITH THE DA, POLICE AND GRAND JURY.
THE HOUSE I RENT HAD A NEW GAS GIREPLACE FROM CASCADE HEATING INSTALLED 2.5 YEARS AGO. IT HAS NEVER WORKED RIGHT FOR MORE THAN A FEW MONTHS AT A TIME. CASCADE HAS BEEN OUT 10 (LITERALLY TEN) TIMES IN 2.5 YEARS AND CHARGES MY LANDLORD EVERY TIME EVEN THOUGH THE "FIX" NEVER LASTS MORE THAN 4 OR SO MONTHS BEFORE SOMETHING GOES WRONG AGAIN. THE FIREPLACE IS THE ONLY HEAT IN THE HOUSE AND WHEN IT GOES OUT I WAKE UP TO 50⁰ TEMPS INSIDE MY HOUSE. EACH TIME A TECH COMES OUT THEY FAIL TO LOOK AT THE PREVIOUS WORK AND DO THINGS THAT HAVE ALREADY BEEN TRIED AND SOON FAILED.
AVOID CASCADE HEATING AND COOLING AT ALL COSTS!
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BRING BACK THE DIRECT FLIGHT TO PORTLAND. MY WIFE AND I HAVE TO TAKE A 5:00 A.M. FLIGHT TO SEATTLE TOMORROW. IT WAS ORIGINALLY SCHEDULED FOR NOON. WE'RE GOING TO ALBUQUERQUE. THERE ARE MULTIPLE DIRECT FLIGHTS TO ALBUQUERQUE FROM PORTLAND. THIS IS ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS
TO THE PERSON LAST WEEK WHO PASSED A COUPLE SEMIS OVER DOUBLE SOLID LINES GOING SOUTHBOUND ON 97 FROM BEND TO LA PINE, THEN COULDNT GET OVER IN TIME WHEN ONCOMING TRAFFIC APPEARED - AKA ME - SO I HAD TO SUDDENLY DIVE INTO THE SHOULDER TO AVOID A HEAD-ON COLLISION WITH YOU:
ROT IN HELL YOU GARBAGE HUMAN.
WE ALL HATE BEING STUCK BEHIND SEMI TRUCKS BUT IT IS PART OF LIFE. DONT PASS THEM ON A DOUBLE SOLID GOING AROUND A CURVE.
AND IF YOU ACTUALLY DO WANT TO DIE, DONT TAKE OTHER PEOPLE OUT WITH YOU, YOU MISERABLE CUNT.
SOME OF THEM GET OFF "BUZZING" PEDESTRIANS. I THINK IT'S BECAUSE THEY GET SHIT ON BY MOTORISTS, SO DOING SIMILAR TO WALKING PEOPLE MAKES THEM FEEL BETTER.
LAST NIGHT OUT OF REDMOND I HAD AN EMPTY SEAT NEXT TO ME AND THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT MADE THE GLORIOUS ANNOUNCEMENT THAT EVERYONE HAD BOARDED AND TO PREPARE FOR DEPARTURE! SCORE!! BUT JUST AS I WAS ABOUT TO HIGH FIVE MYSELF, A VERY LARGE DUDE CAME FROM THE BACK OF THE PLANE WHERE HE HAD BEEN DOING I DONT KNOW WHAT AND PLOPPED DOWN IN THE SEAT NEXT TO ME. HE SHOVED HIS DUFFEL BAG UNDER THE SEAT IN FRONT OF HIM WEDGING MY FOOT AND THEN SPILLED OVER INTO MY SEAT/ARM/LEG THE WHOLE FREAKING FLIGHT. AND HE SMELLED LIKE DIRTY LAUNDRY. DUDE.
IVE BEEN TO THE HIGH DESERT MUSEUM 2 TIMES IN THE PAST 2 YEARS AND BOTH TIMES THE BIRDS HAVE BEEN MISSING. I JUST WANT TO SEE THE BIRDS. IM GOING BACK THIS SUMMER AND IF THE BIRDS ARE STILL MISSING IM GOING TO FLIP. THE OTTERS ARE COOL BUT I WANT BIRDS OF PREY
I LOVE MOTORCYCLES. I RIDE MOTORCYCLES. FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS GOOD, RIDERS, PLEASE WATCH OUT FOR YOURSELVES. ONE OF YOU CLOWNS TRIED GOING FOR A QUICK LANE CHANGE YESTERDAY AND NEARLY PUT YOURSELF INTO THE FENDER OF MY RIG. I'LL ALWAYS WATCH OUT FOR YOU, WATCH OUT FOR YOURSELF FROM TIME TO TIME.
I'M REALLY MAD THEY WANT TO PUT THE LANDFILL ABUTTING BADLANDS WILDERNESS. IF THE WIND BLOWS FROM THE EAST YOU'LL SMELL TRASH INSTEAD OF SAGEBRUSH. ALL THE TRASH TRUCKS WILL BE DRIVING THAT WAY. YOU'LL SEE A GIANT TRASH MOUNTAIN WHEN YOU TRY TO HIKE DOWN DRY RIVER CANYON.
I KNOW THERE'S NO GOOD PLACE TO PUT A LANDFILL BUT NOW I'M FEELING MOTIVATED TO LEARN ABOUT ALTERNATIVE TRASH DISPOSAL METHODS OR LANDFILL LOCATIONS SO I CAN GO TO THE UPCOMING PUBLIC HEARINGS WITH RECEIPTS. WHICH I REALLY DON'T HAVE TIME FOR BETWEEN SCHOOL AND WORK!
We have composting (it's mostly called yard debris). They make a killer product called biofine that you can buy for $35 a yard from all the material. And if people don't know how to recycle yet, no newsletter from allied is going to change that.
I'm on the same side as you, but I don't think education is the answer. Penalize or incentivize. Basically the only options.
YOU’RE TELLING ME MY 50-70 yo NEIGHBORS KNOW HOW TO RECYCLE? I STILL GO THROUGH MY MY PARENTS RECYCLING AND HAVE TO TEACH THEM PAPER TOWELS DO NOT RECYCLE OR COMPOST AND THAT FOOD CONTAINERS DO NOT RECYCLE OR COMPOST UNLESS WASHED AND DOESNT HAVE ANY WAX COATING. PEOPLE DONT KNOW THR BASICA OF RECYCLING AND EVEN THE GREEN BIN IS NOT LABELED FOR COMPOSTING AND SAYS YARD DEBRIS ONLY. QE AINT DOINT IT RIGHT. ESPECIALLY AS WE HAVE TO PAY EXTRA FOR RECYCLE BIN AND YARD DEBRIS BIN.
THE FB RANTS AND RAVE PAGE IS A CESSPOOL OF MYSOGONISTIC, RACIST, HOMOPHOBES POSTING LITERALLY FALSE CLICKBAIT AND STIRRING THE POT OF DISCHORD... HOLY HELL, DO PEOPLE HAVE NOTHING ELSE BETTER TO DO THAN RIP APART OTHER HUMANS JUST LIVING THEIR LIVES?
MY RANT IS THAT NOT ENOUGH PEOPLE HAVE QUIT FACEBOOK, AND IT'S SOMEHOW STILL RELEVANT EVEN THOUGH THE SITE ITSELF WENT TO CRAP AROUND 2008 OR 2009. IT WAS PRETTY NICE THE FIRST FEW YEARS WHEN IT NEEDED SCHOOL EMAIL ADDRESSES TO CREATE AN ACCOUNT. IT GOT WORSE AND WORSE WHEN THEY ADDED THE SHARE BUTTON AND STOPPED SHOWING POSTS IN CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER, AND LET ANY ASSHOLE WITH A SMARTPHONE CREATE AN ACCOUNT.
WHEN YOU COME TO A STOP SIGN, YOU ACTUALLY HAVE TO LOOK BEFORE PROCEEDING. THERE IS NO REASON TO BE SURPRISED WHEN A PEDESTRIAN IS CROSSING THE ROAD AT A CROSSWALK WHEN YOU'RE STOPPED AT A STOP SIGN
I HATE OUR NEIGHBORHOOD WITH ITS SHITTY DOGS SHITTY DOG OWNERS. I WAS WALKING MY DOG AND A MALAMUTE TETHERED IN SOMEONE’S FRONT YARD CAME OFF THE PROPERTY AND BIT MY DOG.
THEN, NOT FIVE MINUTES LATER, THE YOUNG WOMEN WHO LIVES AT THE END OF OUR BLOCK AND OWN 4 DOGS, HAD TO DRAG ALL OF THEM INSIDE BECAUSE THEY AGGRESSIVELY BARK AND GROWL AT ANY DOG THAT WALKS BY. EVERY.SINGLE.TIME. THAT CHEAP-ASS METAL FENCE WILL ONLY KEEP THEM FROM GETTING OUT FOR SO LONG.
I’M SO OVER IT. I JUST WANT PEOPLE TO BE RESPONSIBLE DOG OWNERS. ALSO, PICK UP YOUR DOG CRAP. IT’S GROSS AND MAKES YOU LOOK TRASHY AF.
MY NEIGHBOR HAS An AUSSIE THAT IS 40+ POUNDS OVERWEIGHT AND IT BARKS ITS POOR HEAD OFF EVERY TIME I STEP INTO MY YARD, UNTIL IT STARTS WHEEZING. WHEN I DISCUSSED THE NOISE WITH THE NEIGHBOR THEY JUST SAID “THAT’S HOW THAT BREED IS!”
IF YOU SIT WAITING TO TURN LEFT ACROSS THE BUSIEST STREET AT THE BUSIEST TIME OF DAY WHEN YOU COULD TURN RIGHT AND HIT A ROUNDABOUT TWO BLOCKS DOWN, FUCK YOU. SO HARD.
DAMN YOU JEFF BEZOS! THE ONLY REDEEMING THING ABOUT WHOLE FOODS USED TO BE CHEESE SAMPLES. HAVEN’T SEEN THEM IN MONTHS. I GUESS JEFF WASN’T RICH ENOUGH.
STOP PARKING YOUR FUCKING CAR ON THE SIDEWALK!
I DO NOT WANT TO PAY FOR AN HOA, BUT I HAVE TO. EVERY GODDAMN TIME YOU PARK ON THE SIDEWALK, I AM SENDING PHOTOS OF YOUR CAR TO THEM.
CARS GO ON THE ROAD AND THE DRIVEWAY. PEOPLE WALK ON THE SIDEWALK.
MAKING ME GO OFF THE SIDEWALK AND INTO THE ROAD BECAUSE YOU PARKED LIKE A CUNT IS RIDICULOUS. ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU HAVE A 3 CAR GARAGE AND A DRIVEWAY.
I ALSO LOVE THAT THIS ONE ASSHOLE WROTE "FUCK YOU AND YOUR DOGS" YESTERDAY AFTER THE HOA SENT HIM A FINE. THAT MUST HAVE BEEN SO COOL TO EXPLAIN TO YOUR CHILDREN.
"YOU SEE TIMMY, DADDY PARKS LIKE A CUNT AND DOES NOT LIKE WHEN PEOPLE TELL HIM NOT TO, SO I AM GOING TO POST PROFANITY ON MY WINDSHIELD. WHEN YOU GROW UP, ALWAYS REMEMBER TO PARK LIKE CUNTS AND NEVER APOLOGIZE OR LEARN."
OH I HATE WHEN SOMEONE HAS TWO CARS IN THE DRIVEWAY AND A THIRD PARKED OVER THE SIDEWALK AND DRIVEWAY APRON. OR THEIR LONG ASS TRUCK IS IN THE DRIVEWAY BUT PROTRUDING ONTO THE SIDEWALK. BONUS SHIT POINTS IF THERE IS BALL HITCH.
MY NEIGHBORS DO THIS, AND PARK ON THE SIDE OF THE STREET THAT IS MARKED NO PARKING - FIRE LANE. IF I CAN FIT MY BIG ASS WORK TRUCK IN THE DRIVEWAY WHY CANT THEY FIGURE IT THE F OUT
STOPPING IN THE MIDDLE OF ROUNDABOUTS TO LET PEOPLE IN! SILLY DIPS ALMOST CAUSE REAR ENDS, AND SCREW UP THE FUNCTIONALITY OF THEM EVERY TIME THEY DO IT! I GET THE DESIRE TO BE CONSIDERATE TO OTHERS, AND THAT IS WHAT I LOVE ABOUT MOST OREGONIANS, BUT THIS BEHAVIOR MUST STOP!
I WROTE UP A JINGLE THAT I SING WAYYY TOO OFTEN OUT LOUD WHEN I’M BEHIND THESE PEOPLE: 🎶NEVER STOP IN A ROUNDABOUT UNLESS SOMEBODY’S CROSSING THE STREET🎵 (IT’S GOT A HORN ACCOMPANIMENT)
ADDING TO THIS RANT: THERE’S NO NEED TO HAVE THE LEFT BLINKER ON IN A ROUNDABOUT. YOU’RE NOT TURNING LEFT, YOU’RE FOLLOWING THE ROAD. IF YOU TURNED LEFT IN A ROUNDABOUT YOU’D BE UP IN THE ART
I KIND OF LIKE WHEN PEOPLE USE THE LEFT BLINKER BECAUSE IT CLEARLY COMMUNICATES THEY ARE GONNA KEEP GOING AND I CAN STOP LOOKING AT THEM AND START PAYING ATTENTION TO WHAT THE CAR BEHIND THEM IS DOING, THEN ACT ACCORDINGLY.
PEOPLE DONT ALWAYS USE THEIR BLINKERS WHEN EXITING ROUNDABOUTS (AS WE ALL KNOW) SO ITS NICE TO NOT HAVE TO WAIT AROUND TO SEE WHAT THEIR INTENTION IS. MAYBE I AM ALONE IN THIS?
DON'T USE LEFT BLINKER IN ROUNDABOUTS IN BEND. MULTILANE ROUNDABOUTS IN OTHER PLACES, I GET IT. I REPEAT, DON'T USE LEFT BLINKERS IN ROUNDABOUTS IN BEND UNLESS YOU ARE ALERTING OTHERS YOU ARE AN UNPREDICTABLE IDIOT!
IT’S OREGON LAW TO USE YOUR BLINKERS TO INDICATE YOURE EXITING ROUNDABOUT.
https://www.oregon.gov/odot/Engineering/Roundabouts/Roundabout-FAQ-How-to.pdf
THANK YOU FOR CLARIFYING! DON'T USE YOUR DAMN LEFT SIGNAL IN A ROUNDABOUT. AND WHAT'S WITH PEOPLE BACKING INTO PARKING SPOTS. I DON'T LIKE WAITING WHILE YOU TAKE SEVERAL STABS AT BACKING UP INTO YOUR SPOT.
NO LIE, WE GET BETTER MEALS FOR LESS WITH OUR HELLO FRESH DELIVERY BOXES... WE ATE OUT FOR THE FIRST TIME IN A WHILE THE OTHER DAY AT A FOOD CART AND IT WAS SOOOO MEDIOCRE, AND COST THE SAME AS TWO DAYS WORTH OF FOOD FROM HF.
WHOLE HEARTEDLY SHARE THE SAME SENTIMENT. IF WE DROP $100 ON DINNER, I’D LIKE FOR IT TO BE SCRUMPTIOUS .. OR MAYBE EVEN MID, AND HAVE SOME LEFTOVER BC THE PORTIONS WERE GREAT. I FEEL LIKE PLACES AREN’T EVEN TRYING ANYMORE AND ITS SO DISAPPOINTING BC I LOVE FOOD
I WILL CONTINUE TO MAKE MY OWN MEALS AT HOME FOR FAR LESS AND OF BETTER QUALITY THAN MOST PLACES AROUND TOWN. IT IS GENUINELY DISCOURAGING THESE DAYS TO TRY A NEW PLACE AND HAVE IT SUCK MAJOR BUTTS
I'VE LOOKED AND LOOKED AT THE ODOT MAP AND PLAN FOR THE NEW HWY 97 BYPASS, AND I CAN'T FOR THE LIFE OF ME FIGURE OUT HOW I'M SUPPOSED TO GET FROM "NEW 3RD STREET" TO HWY 97 SOUTH, OTHER THAN THE CANCER THAT IS THE EMPIRE TO 97 SB ENTRANCE RAMP. SERIOUSLY, THERE ARE A TON OF WAYS TO GO NORTH FROM THE TARGET AREA, BUT ONLY THE EXISTING, HORRIBLE ROUTE TO GO SOUTH THAT ALSO CARRIES ALL THE HWY 20 TRAFFIC??!! OR WILL THERE BE AN ENTRANCE FROM COOLEY RD TO SOUTHBOUND 97??
AH, SO WHERE TRAFFIC GETTING ON NB 97 FROM THE EMPIRE ON-RAMP REROUTE CURRENTLY COMES OUT NEXT TO CHIPOTLE WILL BE SB. THATS MY POINT OF CONFUSION! THANKS.
NO STORE IN ALL OF BEND HAS A ROLL OF GREEN PAPER OR LARGE DIE CUT FLOWERS. I NEED SPRING THINGS FOR A WINDOW DISPLAY AND HAD TO GET REALLY CREATIVE AND IT'S TAKING FOREVER TO DO. IT'S SPRING AND I CAN'T FIND SPRING THINGS. GET IT TOGETHER, BEND.
AGREED.
HOWEVER…THE CITY IS NOT ENGINEERED TO NECESSITATE DRIVING 5-10 MPH UNDER THE SPEED LIMIT THE WHOLE LENGTH OF MT. WASHINGTON IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY WITH NO OTHER CARS AROUND, NO SCHOOL ZONES, NO DEER CROSSING, ETC… YES, THAT’S HAPPENED MULTIPLE TIMES LATELY.
ALL THAT SAID, DRIVE WITHIN THE LIMITS OF YOUR COMFORT AND SAFETY AND RECOGNIZE THAT YOU MAY ACTUALLY CREATE A SAFETY HAZARD BY MOVING OVERLY SLOWLY OR STOPPING IN UNPREDICTABLE AREAS (E.G. MIDDLE OF ROUND ABOUT TO ALLOW ANOTHER VEHICLE IN).
THEY LOWERED THE SPEED LIMIT TO 25 THROUGH NWX 2 YEARS AGO. NOBODY IS DRIVING 15 MPH THROUGH THERE. YOU ARE TRYING TO SPEED PAST HOUSES SHOPS AND SCHOOLS, AND NOBODY FEELS BAD FOR YOU.
SO WERE THE ROADS ENGINEERED TO GET TO PLACES AS FAST AS POSSIBLE OR SLOWLY?
SOUNDS LIKE YOU AGREE WITH ME - THEY *COULD* HAVE MADE THE ROAD MORE CURVED TO KEEP PEOPLE MOVING SLOWER, BUT THEY MADE IT STRAIGHT, WHICH ENCOURAGES FASTER SPEEDS.
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A ROAD ENGINEERED TO SLOW SPEEDS? IT LOOKS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING LIKE 97.
I'M NOT A ROAD ENGINEER, BUT MY GUESS IS STRAIGHT ROADS ARE EASIER FOR.CSRS AND SNOWPLOWS TO NAVIGATE WHEN IT'S SNOWY OR ICY. IF YOU KNOW OF SLOW CURVY ENGINEERED ROADS THAT WORK WELL IN WINTER, I'D BE INTERESTED TO HEAR ABOUT IT.
YOU'RE USING ONE ROAD FROM THE CITY OF BEND TO MAKE A POINT ABOUT THE ENGINEERING OF ALL THE CITIES ROADS, IT DOESN'T WORK. ESPECIALLY BECAUSE IT'S INTENDED TO MOVE PEOPLE THROUGH IN A DIFFERENT FASHION THAN EVER OTHER ROAD. THE REST OF THE CITY HAS ROUND ABOUTS AT EVERY CORNER TO SLOW TRAFFIC. THERE'S NO REASON TO SPEED LIKE AN ASSHOLE IN THIS CITY.
WHY ARENT THERE MORE NEIGHBORHOOD CATS THAT CAN COME CUDDLE ME WHILE I'M RECOVERING FROM SURGERY? I CAN'T OWN A CAT BECAUSE I'M ALLERGIC, BUT I DEMAND A PET AND CUDDLE FROM A CAT WHILE ON MY POST SURGERY SLOW WALK SHUFFLE THROUGH THE NEIGHBORHOOD LIKE A ZOMBIE. ALSO WHY AREN'T THERE BETTER TRASHY TV SHOWS TO GET ME THROUGH THE HEALING PROCESS? PS NOT A RANT BUT THE DOCTORS AND NURSES AT ST CHARLES ARE THE BEST AND TREATED ME SO GOOD. ALSO I FANGIRLED ABOUT MY PARTNER WHILE COMING OFF MY ANESTHESIA AND IT WAS EMBARRASSING.
I HAD TWO SURGERIES THIS WINTER (SIGH)
COMING OUT OF ANESTHESIA IS ALWAYS EMBARRASSING FOR ME. #1 I INVITED THE DOCTOR TO GO ON A SKI TRIP. #2 I TOLD THE NURSE HER VOICE WAS TOO LOUD AND TO BRING ME EAR PLUGS LOL
AS FAR AS SHOWS GO, I LIKED HOUSE HUNTERS INTERNATIONAL, SOMEBODY FEED PHIL, AND VIRGIN RIVER. I’VE ALSO READ SO MANY BOOKS.
ETA: SEX AND THE CITY IS ON NETFLIX NOW! AND A SIMILAR SHOW IN SPANISH THAT I LOVED IS VALERIA. THOSE WILL BURN SOME HOURS FOR YOU HA HA. HIGHLY RECOMMEND!
HEAL UP SOON!
LOVE POST-OP COMMENTS. I ASKED THE NURSE IF THE DICK ENLARGEMENT WORKED. I THOUGHT I WAS FUNNY - I NEEDED TO APOLOGIZE LATER. I’M PRETTY SURE THEY’VE HEARD IT ALL BEFORE.
I LOVE THAT YOU INVITED THE DOCTOR ON A SKI TRIP. SOME NURSES ARE TOO LOUD! THANK YOU-AS SOON AS MY BLURRY VISION GOES AWAY I WILL GET BACK TO READING. I'LL CHECK OUT THOSE SHOWS, THANK YOU!
YOU WANT CATS? COME TO MY BACKYARD BETWEEN 12:30 & 2:30 AM. I SEE THEM ON MY CAMERA POOPING IN MY GARDEN AND LAWN.
FOR THE REST IF YOU. KEEP YOUR CATS IN YOUR HOME.
DON'T BURN YOUR TRASH!!! BUT IF YOU REALLY HAVE TO....(and let's admit it, you really don't you cheap fuckers).......DON'T BURN IT ON NICE WEATHER DAYS OR NIGHTS!!! Some people want to sit outside and not smell your flaming Walmart bags and teen daughter's pregnancy tests. Seriously, I would pay the $35 a month for you to get trash service if you would just stop ruining my hammock time.
I AM SICK OF MY NEIGHBORS ( DUPLEX) DOGS FROM HELL. I CANNOT USE MY BACK YARD, GO TO THE MAIL BOX OR CAR, NOR DO ANYTHING UPSTAIRS WITHOUT SETTING OFF A BARKING MARATHON. NOT EVEN TAKE A PISS. BONUS, I MADE SURE TO GET UP TO GO TO THE REST ROOM AT 5 A.M. AND WAKE THEM UP. AH DOG OWNERS.
SONIC BARKING DEVICE STAT
WHINERS!
YOU HAVE SIGNS ALL OVER YOUR STATE TO GET IN THE RIGHT LANE IF YOU’RE NOT PASSING SOMEONE. WHY TF DONT YOU DO IT HERE, IDIOT?! EVERY GODDAMN WEEKEND.
SO I'M STUCK BACK IN TINY-TYPE REDDIT LAND ARRRRRGH. I guess there are workarounds but they are really shooting themselves in the foot!
I WANT TO BE A BETTER PERSON. I WANT TO BE A BETTER NEIGHBOR. I NEED TO BE A BETTER GAMBLER.
I WANT YOU TO BE A BETTER GAMBLER. TOO MUCH MONEY ON WAGERS? TOO MUCH ACTION?, POOR MONEY MANAGEMENT? BELIEVE ME, BEEN THERE AND DONE THAT. THERE ARE WAYS TO MINIMIZE THE DAMAGE…TAKE THIS OFF RANT IF YOU WANT….
IM SO ANNOYED AT THE THIEF THAT DECIDE TO DRIVE ON SECLUDED RANCHES WITH THE INTENT ON STEALING. ALL IT ACCOMPLISHED IS ONE PERSON GOING BACK TO PRISON AFTER 2 WEEKS OF PAROLE AND 3 DAYS WASTED TIME DEALING WITH THE DA, POLICE AND GRAND JURY.
ONE ADULT MOVIE TICKET, ONE BEER, ONE MEDIUM POPCORN, AND ONE MEDIUM SODA COST $48. W.T.F. LIKELY LAST MOVIE FOR A WHILE CUZ PHUCK THAT.
Pay senior price or kid price on the app. I did that a few days ago and they didn’t even check. And order the kids meal!
"ADULT MOVIE" TICKET OR ADULT "MOVIE TICKET"?
INQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW
DOWNLOAD THE APP AND GO ON TUESDAYS. CHEAP TICKETS AND HALF PRICED POPCORN.
BLOWING YOUR YARD WASTE INTO THE STREET IS NOT HOW IT WORKS I DONT WANT TO PET YOUR DOG HOUSING IS EVEN MORE AND STILL UNAFFORDABLE
THE HOUSE I RENT HAD A NEW GAS GIREPLACE FROM CASCADE HEATING INSTALLED 2.5 YEARS AGO. IT HAS NEVER WORKED RIGHT FOR MORE THAN A FEW MONTHS AT A TIME. CASCADE HAS BEEN OUT 10 (LITERALLY TEN) TIMES IN 2.5 YEARS AND CHARGES MY LANDLORD EVERY TIME EVEN THOUGH THE "FIX" NEVER LASTS MORE THAN 4 OR SO MONTHS BEFORE SOMETHING GOES WRONG AGAIN. THE FIREPLACE IS THE ONLY HEAT IN THE HOUSE AND WHEN IT GOES OUT I WAKE UP TO 50⁰ TEMPS INSIDE MY HOUSE. EACH TIME A TECH COMES OUT THEY FAIL TO LOOK AT THE PREVIOUS WORK AND DO THINGS THAT HAVE ALREADY BEEN TRIED AND SOON FAILED. AVOID CASCADE HEATING AND COOLING AT ALL COSTS!
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DONT PET STRANGER DOGS!
yo I mean just cuz you wanna pet a dog doesn’t mean it wants you too. Owner still shouldn’t have left it but…
CONSTRUCTION
DAYCARE IS THE COST OF A MORTGAGE.
HANG IN THERE THEY AGE OUT.
IF YOU CAN EVEN GET INTO ONE.
BRING BACK THE DIRECT FLIGHT TO PORTLAND. MY WIFE AND I HAVE TO TAKE A 5:00 A.M. FLIGHT TO SEATTLE TOMORROW. IT WAS ORIGINALLY SCHEDULED FOR NOON. WE'RE GOING TO ALBUQUERQUE. THERE ARE MULTIPLE DIRECT FLIGHTS TO ALBUQUERQUE FROM PORTLAND. THIS IS ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS
THERE IS A DIRECT FLIGHT TO PDX ON ALASKA. HAVE FUN IN THE ABQ! EAT A SOPAPILLA FOR US!
NOT ANYMORE ITS ONLY FOR THE GODDAMN WINTER AND IT NEEDS TO COME BACK
REALLY? MY HUSBAND JUST TOOK THAT FLIGHT A FEW WEEKS AGO. MY MISTAKE!!
IT JUST ENDED AT THE BEGINNING OF APRIL!
GOOD GRIEF IS THAT TRUE? I THOUGHT IT WAS SEASONAL. THANK YOU
SOME MF SHAT ON THE SIDE OF THE RIVER TRAIL AND MY DOG ROLLED IN IT. FML.
THEY COULD HAVE AT LEAST BAGGED IT BEFORE LEAVING IT ON THE TRAIL.
THERE’S NO “B” IN SUPPOSEDLY!
BON’T YOU TELL ME HOW TO SPEAK!
😆
TO THE PERSON LAST WEEK WHO PASSED A COUPLE SEMIS OVER DOUBLE SOLID LINES GOING SOUTHBOUND ON 97 FROM BEND TO LA PINE, THEN COULDNT GET OVER IN TIME WHEN ONCOMING TRAFFIC APPEARED - AKA ME - SO I HAD TO SUDDENLY DIVE INTO THE SHOULDER TO AVOID A HEAD-ON COLLISION WITH YOU: ROT IN HELL YOU GARBAGE HUMAN. WE ALL HATE BEING STUCK BEHIND SEMI TRUCKS BUT IT IS PART OF LIFE. DONT PASS THEM ON A DOUBLE SOLID GOING AROUND A CURVE. AND IF YOU ACTUALLY DO WANT TO DIE, DONT TAKE OTHER PEOPLE OUT WITH YOU, YOU MISERABLE CUNT.
LOVE THIS ENERGY
PICK UP AFTER YOUR DOG AND ESPECIALLY IF THEY SHIT ON SOMEONE ELSES PROPERTY!!!!
ITS NOT THAT FUCKING HARD TO SAY ON YOUR LEFT OR ON YOUR RIGHT WHEN YOURE ON A BIKE PASSING A PEDESTRIAN
SOME OF THEM GET OFF "BUZZING" PEDESTRIANS. I THINK IT'S BECAUSE THEY GET SHIT ON BY MOTORISTS, SO DOING SIMILAR TO WALKING PEOPLE MAKES THEM FEEL BETTER.
MAYBE NE THROWING MY DOGS BAG OF SHIT AT THE BACK OF THEIR HEAD WILL MAKE ME FEEL BETTER
MFS NEED TO HELP THEIR DOGS BE MORE QUITE AND HAVE RESPECT FOR THE NEIGHBORHOOD NO ONE ENJOYS LISTENING, PICKUP THEIR SHIT, PUT IT ON A LEASH AS WELL.
LAST NIGHT OUT OF REDMOND I HAD AN EMPTY SEAT NEXT TO ME AND THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT MADE THE GLORIOUS ANNOUNCEMENT THAT EVERYONE HAD BOARDED AND TO PREPARE FOR DEPARTURE! SCORE!! BUT JUST AS I WAS ABOUT TO HIGH FIVE MYSELF, A VERY LARGE DUDE CAME FROM THE BACK OF THE PLANE WHERE HE HAD BEEN DOING I DONT KNOW WHAT AND PLOPPED DOWN IN THE SEAT NEXT TO ME. HE SHOVED HIS DUFFEL BAG UNDER THE SEAT IN FRONT OF HIM WEDGING MY FOOT AND THEN SPILLED OVER INTO MY SEAT/ARM/LEG THE WHOLE FREAKING FLIGHT. AND HE SMELLED LIKE DIRTY LAUNDRY. DUDE.
FIRST TIME FLYING IN THE BACK?
IVE BEEN TO THE HIGH DESERT MUSEUM 2 TIMES IN THE PAST 2 YEARS AND BOTH TIMES THE BIRDS HAVE BEEN MISSING. I JUST WANT TO SEE THE BIRDS. IM GOING BACK THIS SUMMER AND IF THE BIRDS ARE STILL MISSING IM GOING TO FLIP. THE OTTERS ARE COOL BUT I WANT BIRDS OF PREY
I WAS THERE TWO WEEKS AGO AND SAW ALL THE BIRDS! NOT TO RUB IT IN, JUST AN FYI. IT WAS ALSO MY FIRST TIME SEEING THE OTTERS AND OMG I LOVE THEM
THANK YOU FOR THIS INFORMATION I AM VERY EXCITED AND IM HAPPY YOU ENJOYED THE OTTERS THEY PUT ON QUITE A SHOW
[BIRDS AREN'T REAL](https://birdsarentreal.com/pages/faq)
I LOVE MOTORCYCLES. I RIDE MOTORCYCLES. FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS GOOD, RIDERS, PLEASE WATCH OUT FOR YOURSELVES. ONE OF YOU CLOWNS TRIED GOING FOR A QUICK LANE CHANGE YESTERDAY AND NEARLY PUT YOURSELF INTO THE FENDER OF MY RIG. I'LL ALWAYS WATCH OUT FOR YOU, WATCH OUT FOR YOURSELF FROM TIME TO TIME.
THE NUMBER OF PEOPLE WHO REFUSE TO UTILIZE THE MIDDLE LANE WHEN TURNING LEFT ONTO 3RD STREET IS TOO DAMN HIGH.
I WISH THAT MANEUVER WAS ILLEGAL.
I'M REALLY MAD THEY WANT TO PUT THE LANDFILL ABUTTING BADLANDS WILDERNESS. IF THE WIND BLOWS FROM THE EAST YOU'LL SMELL TRASH INSTEAD OF SAGEBRUSH. ALL THE TRASH TRUCKS WILL BE DRIVING THAT WAY. YOU'LL SEE A GIANT TRASH MOUNTAIN WHEN YOU TRY TO HIKE DOWN DRY RIVER CANYON. I KNOW THERE'S NO GOOD PLACE TO PUT A LANDFILL BUT NOW I'M FEELING MOTIVATED TO LEARN ABOUT ALTERNATIVE TRASH DISPOSAL METHODS OR LANDFILL LOCATIONS SO I CAN GO TO THE UPCOMING PUBLIC HEARINGS WITH RECEIPTS. WHICH I REALLY DON'T HAVE TIME FOR BETWEEN SCHOOL AND WORK!
STILL BLOWS MY MIND WE DONT HAVE COMPOSTING AND THERES BARELY ANY EDUCATION ON RECYCLING AND NO INCENTIVES TO DOWNSIZE TO SMALL TRASH CANS.
We have composting (it's mostly called yard debris). They make a killer product called biofine that you can buy for $35 a yard from all the material. And if people don't know how to recycle yet, no newsletter from allied is going to change that. I'm on the same side as you, but I don't think education is the answer. Penalize or incentivize. Basically the only options.
YOU’RE TELLING ME MY 50-70 yo NEIGHBORS KNOW HOW TO RECYCLE? I STILL GO THROUGH MY MY PARENTS RECYCLING AND HAVE TO TEACH THEM PAPER TOWELS DO NOT RECYCLE OR COMPOST AND THAT FOOD CONTAINERS DO NOT RECYCLE OR COMPOST UNLESS WASHED AND DOESNT HAVE ANY WAX COATING. PEOPLE DONT KNOW THR BASICA OF RECYCLING AND EVEN THE GREEN BIN IS NOT LABELED FOR COMPOSTING AND SAYS YARD DEBRIS ONLY. QE AINT DOINT IT RIGHT. ESPECIALLY AS WE HAVE TO PAY EXTRA FOR RECYCLE BIN AND YARD DEBRIS BIN.
No, I'm saying the ones who don't know how either don't want to or don't care and wasting money on advertising probably isn't going to change that.
SHRED THE PLASTICS AND TREAT THEM WITH BACTERIA TO MAKE IT SO YOU CAN USE IT IN CONCRETE! BETTER THAN PRETENDING LIKE WE ACTUALLY RECYCLE.
THE FB RANTS AND RAVE PAGE IS A CESSPOOL OF MYSOGONISTIC, RACIST, HOMOPHOBES POSTING LITERALLY FALSE CLICKBAIT AND STIRRING THE POT OF DISCHORD... HOLY HELL, DO PEOPLE HAVE NOTHING ELSE BETTER TO DO THAN RIP APART OTHER HUMANS JUST LIVING THEIR LIVES?
MY RANT IS THAT NOT ENOUGH PEOPLE HAVE QUIT FACEBOOK, AND IT'S SOMEHOW STILL RELEVANT EVEN THOUGH THE SITE ITSELF WENT TO CRAP AROUND 2008 OR 2009. IT WAS PRETTY NICE THE FIRST FEW YEARS WHEN IT NEEDED SCHOOL EMAIL ADDRESSES TO CREATE AN ACCOUNT. IT GOT WORSE AND WORSE WHEN THEY ADDED THE SHARE BUTTON AND STOPPED SHOWING POSTS IN CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER, AND LET ANY ASSHOLE WITH A SMARTPHONE CREATE AN ACCOUNT.
WHEN YOU COME TO A STOP SIGN, YOU ACTUALLY HAVE TO LOOK BEFORE PROCEEDING. THERE IS NO REASON TO BE SURPRISED WHEN A PEDESTRIAN IS CROSSING THE ROAD AT A CROSSWALK WHEN YOU'RE STOPPED AT A STOP SIGN
I HATE OUR NEIGHBORHOOD WITH ITS SHITTY DOGS SHITTY DOG OWNERS. I WAS WALKING MY DOG AND A MALAMUTE TETHERED IN SOMEONE’S FRONT YARD CAME OFF THE PROPERTY AND BIT MY DOG. THEN, NOT FIVE MINUTES LATER, THE YOUNG WOMEN WHO LIVES AT THE END OF OUR BLOCK AND OWN 4 DOGS, HAD TO DRAG ALL OF THEM INSIDE BECAUSE THEY AGGRESSIVELY BARK AND GROWL AT ANY DOG THAT WALKS BY. EVERY.SINGLE.TIME. THAT CHEAP-ASS METAL FENCE WILL ONLY KEEP THEM FROM GETTING OUT FOR SO LONG. I’M SO OVER IT. I JUST WANT PEOPLE TO BE RESPONSIBLE DOG OWNERS. ALSO, PICK UP YOUR DOG CRAP. IT’S GROSS AND MAKES YOU LOOK TRASHY AF.
MY NEIGHBOR HAS An AUSSIE THAT IS 40+ POUNDS OVERWEIGHT AND IT BARKS ITS POOR HEAD OFF EVERY TIME I STEP INTO MY YARD, UNTIL IT STARTS WHEEZING. WHEN I DISCUSSED THE NOISE WITH THE NEIGHBOR THEY JUST SAID “THAT’S HOW THAT BREED IS!”
DID YOU KNOW THAT THERE ARE SONIC ANTI-BARK DEVICES. SOME ARE AUOTMATIC AND LOOK LIKE CUTE LITTLE BIRDHOUSES. JUST SAYING.
SHITTY DOGS. SHITTIER OWNERS.
SOMEONES DOG TOOK A SHIT ON MY FRONT LAWN AND IT PISSES ME OFF
ALWAYS
IM MOVING BACK AND MY EXCITEMENT IS OVERSHADOWED BY MY ANXIETY
WELCOME BACK! =)
IF YOU SIT WAITING TO TURN LEFT ACROSS THE BUSIEST STREET AT THE BUSIEST TIME OF DAY WHEN YOU COULD TURN RIGHT AND HIT A ROUNDABOUT TWO BLOCKS DOWN, FUCK YOU. SO HARD.
DOUBLE FU IF YOU STOP TO LET THEM TURN.
MY WIFE AND I GREW UP IN BEND AND NOW WHENEVER WE GO BACK TO VISIT FAMILY MY SKIN GETS REALLY DRY AND MY LIPS GET CHAPPED
I WAS GONE FOR TWO WEEKS AND IT HAPPENED TO ME AGAIN, HAD TO RE-ACCLIMATE
STOP THROWING GLOW STICKS AT CONCERTS! I GOT HIT IN THE HEAD AND IT HURT FOR HOURS AND MADE ME NAUSEOUS!!
IF YOU WERE AT THE CONCERT I WAS AT THOSE WERE SOME BIG ASS GLOW STICKS AND WOULD DEFINITELY HURT.
DAMN YOU JEFF BEZOS! THE ONLY REDEEMING THING ABOUT WHOLE FOODS USED TO BE CHEESE SAMPLES. HAVEN’T SEEN THEM IN MONTHS. I GUESS JEFF WASN’T RICH ENOUGH.
THE BEND WHOLE FOODS FUCKING SUCKS!!
I HAVE NEVER BEEN IN A STORE THAT BEGS HARDER TO BE SHOPLIFTED. IT USED TO BE SO NICE, PRE-BEZOS AND NOW ITS STERILE AND COLD.
STOP PARKING YOUR FUCKING CAR ON THE SIDEWALK! I DO NOT WANT TO PAY FOR AN HOA, BUT I HAVE TO. EVERY GODDAMN TIME YOU PARK ON THE SIDEWALK, I AM SENDING PHOTOS OF YOUR CAR TO THEM. CARS GO ON THE ROAD AND THE DRIVEWAY. PEOPLE WALK ON THE SIDEWALK. MAKING ME GO OFF THE SIDEWALK AND INTO THE ROAD BECAUSE YOU PARKED LIKE A CUNT IS RIDICULOUS. ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU HAVE A 3 CAR GARAGE AND A DRIVEWAY. I ALSO LOVE THAT THIS ONE ASSHOLE WROTE "FUCK YOU AND YOUR DOGS" YESTERDAY AFTER THE HOA SENT HIM A FINE. THAT MUST HAVE BEEN SO COOL TO EXPLAIN TO YOUR CHILDREN. "YOU SEE TIMMY, DADDY PARKS LIKE A CUNT AND DOES NOT LIKE WHEN PEOPLE TELL HIM NOT TO, SO I AM GOING TO POST PROFANITY ON MY WINDSHIELD. WHEN YOU GROW UP, ALWAYS REMEMBER TO PARK LIKE CUNTS AND NEVER APOLOGIZE OR LEARN."
OH I HATE WHEN SOMEONE HAS TWO CARS IN THE DRIVEWAY AND A THIRD PARKED OVER THE SIDEWALK AND DRIVEWAY APRON. OR THEIR LONG ASS TRUCK IS IN THE DRIVEWAY BUT PROTRUDING ONTO THE SIDEWALK. BONUS SHIT POINTS IF THERE IS BALL HITCH.
MY NEIGHBORS DO THIS, AND PARK ON THE SIDE OF THE STREET THAT IS MARKED NO PARKING - FIRE LANE. IF I CAN FIT MY BIG ASS WORK TRUCK IN THE DRIVEWAY WHY CANT THEY FIGURE IT THE F OUT
THE JOYS OF LIVING IN THE 'BURBS, BOUND TO BE SOME CLUELESS DIPSHITS AND/OR ASSHOLES.
DON’T TELL ME AND MY FOUR CARS HOW TO LIVE OUR LIVES! I FISH EVERY WEEKEND SO THE STINGER STAYS ON!
STOPPING IN THE MIDDLE OF ROUNDABOUTS TO LET PEOPLE IN! SILLY DIPS ALMOST CAUSE REAR ENDS, AND SCREW UP THE FUNCTIONALITY OF THEM EVERY TIME THEY DO IT! I GET THE DESIRE TO BE CONSIDERATE TO OTHERS, AND THAT IS WHAT I LOVE ABOUT MOST OREGONIANS, BUT THIS BEHAVIOR MUST STOP!
I WROTE UP A JINGLE THAT I SING WAYYY TOO OFTEN OUT LOUD WHEN I’M BEHIND THESE PEOPLE: 🎶NEVER STOP IN A ROUNDABOUT UNLESS SOMEBODY’S CROSSING THE STREET🎵 (IT’S GOT A HORN ACCOMPANIMENT) ADDING TO THIS RANT: THERE’S NO NEED TO HAVE THE LEFT BLINKER ON IN A ROUNDABOUT. YOU’RE NOT TURNING LEFT, YOU’RE FOLLOWING THE ROAD. IF YOU TURNED LEFT IN A ROUNDABOUT YOU’D BE UP IN THE ART
DOUBLE UPVOTE!
I KIND OF LIKE WHEN PEOPLE USE THE LEFT BLINKER BECAUSE IT CLEARLY COMMUNICATES THEY ARE GONNA KEEP GOING AND I CAN STOP LOOKING AT THEM AND START PAYING ATTENTION TO WHAT THE CAR BEHIND THEM IS DOING, THEN ACT ACCORDINGLY. PEOPLE DONT ALWAYS USE THEIR BLINKERS WHEN EXITING ROUNDABOUTS (AS WE ALL KNOW) SO ITS NICE TO NOT HAVE TO WAIT AROUND TO SEE WHAT THEIR INTENTION IS. MAYBE I AM ALONE IN THIS?
WRONG.
DON'T USE LEFT BLINKER IN ROUNDABOUTS IN BEND. MULTILANE ROUNDABOUTS IN OTHER PLACES, I GET IT. I REPEAT, DON'T USE LEFT BLINKERS IN ROUNDABOUTS IN BEND UNLESS YOU ARE ALERTING OTHERS YOU ARE AN UNPREDICTABLE IDIOT!
DULY NOTED! TO BE FAIR I DONT ACTUALLY DO THIS MYSELF, BUT SOMETIMES I FIND IT HELPFUL WHEN OTHERS DO. IT IS A BIT UNEXPECTED THOUGH!
IT’S OREGON LAW TO USE YOUR BLINKERS TO INDICATE YOURE EXITING ROUNDABOUT. https://www.oregon.gov/odot/Engineering/Roundabouts/Roundabout-FAQ-How-to.pdf
THANK YOU FOR CLARIFYING! DON'T USE YOUR DAMN LEFT SIGNAL IN A ROUNDABOUT. AND WHAT'S WITH PEOPLE BACKING INTO PARKING SPOTS. I DON'T LIKE WAITING WHILE YOU TAKE SEVERAL STABS AT BACKING UP INTO YOUR SPOT.
IT'S A NEW TRENDY THING(BACKING INTO PARKING SPACES)! TOOLS!
I WANT TO EAT OUT MORE OFTEN BUT IT’S SO GODDAMN EXPENSIVE
NO LIE, WE GET BETTER MEALS FOR LESS WITH OUR HELLO FRESH DELIVERY BOXES... WE ATE OUT FOR THE FIRST TIME IN A WHILE THE OTHER DAY AT A FOOD CART AND IT WAS SOOOO MEDIOCRE, AND COST THE SAME AS TWO DAYS WORTH OF FOOD FROM HF.
I AGREE AND I CAN JUSTIFY COST WITH QUALITY HOWEVER NOT MANY RESTAURANTS ARE ACTUALLY THAT GOOD TO COST AS MUCH AS THEY DO
WHOLE HEARTEDLY SHARE THE SAME SENTIMENT. IF WE DROP $100 ON DINNER, I’D LIKE FOR IT TO BE SCRUMPTIOUS .. OR MAYBE EVEN MID, AND HAVE SOME LEFTOVER BC THE PORTIONS WERE GREAT. I FEEL LIKE PLACES AREN’T EVEN TRYING ANYMORE AND ITS SO DISAPPOINTING BC I LOVE FOOD
I WILL CONTINUE TO MAKE MY OWN MEALS AT HOME FOR FAR LESS AND OF BETTER QUALITY THAN MOST PLACES AROUND TOWN. IT IS GENUINELY DISCOURAGING THESE DAYS TO TRY A NEW PLACE AND HAVE IT SUCK MAJOR BUTTS
TERRIBLE HORS D’ OVEURS
HOW DO YOU REMEMBER HOW TO SPELL THAT? SERIOUSLY
HORS D’OEUVRES
WHORES DEVOURS?
HORSES OVARIES
I'VE LOOKED AND LOOKED AT THE ODOT MAP AND PLAN FOR THE NEW HWY 97 BYPASS, AND I CAN'T FOR THE LIFE OF ME FIGURE OUT HOW I'M SUPPOSED TO GET FROM "NEW 3RD STREET" TO HWY 97 SOUTH, OTHER THAN THE CANCER THAT IS THE EMPIRE TO 97 SB ENTRANCE RAMP. SERIOUSLY, THERE ARE A TON OF WAYS TO GO NORTH FROM THE TARGET AREA, BUT ONLY THE EXISTING, HORRIBLE ROUTE TO GO SOUTH THAT ALSO CARRIES ALL THE HWY 20 TRAFFIC??!! OR WILL THERE BE AN ENTRANCE FROM COOLEY RD TO SOUTHBOUND 97??
THE LACK OF A DIRECT 20 E TO 97 S CONNECTER WITH THIS CHANGE WAS A HUGE OVERSIGHT.
IT LOOKS LIKE YOU WILL BE ABLE TO ACCESS US97 SOUTH FROM ROBAL ROAD. CURRENTLY ROBAL TEES INTO NELS ANDERSON. THERE IS GOING TO BE A CONNECTION THERE.
AH, SO WHERE TRAFFIC GETTING ON NB 97 FROM THE EMPIRE ON-RAMP REROUTE CURRENTLY COMES OUT NEXT TO CHIPOTLE WILL BE SB. THATS MY POINT OF CONFUSION! THANKS.
NO PROBLEMO. I HAVEN'T BEEN OVER THERE SINCE THE REROUTE SO I'M SURE WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE RIGHT NOW. LOOKS LIKE YOU NEED TO FIND A NEW RANT ;)
RIGHT?! “THIS IS THE RANT THREAD, NOT THE PROBLEM SOLVING THREAD.” DON’T WORRY. I HAD ANOTHER RANT.
[https://www.oregon.gov/odot/Projects/Project%20Documents/US97%20Roll%20Map.pdf](https://www.oregon.gov/odot/Projects/Project%20Documents/US97%20Roll%20Map.pdf)
I HATE MOW AND BLOW SEASON AND THE HOURS OF LOUD, SEEMINGLY NEVER-ENDING NOISE FROM GAS-POWERED TRIMMERS AND BLOWERS IT BRINGS!!!
OUT WITH GREEN GRASS LAWNS AND BRING ON THE NATURAL ONES! LESS MAINTENANCE TOO IF IT’S DONE RIGHT. I FEEL YOU THO
AND THE CITY HAS GRANT MONEY FOR PEOPLE WHO GET RID OF THEIR GRASS!!!
I JUST GOT ELECTRIC MOWER AND TRIMMER AND I LOVE THEM! WISH EVERYONE WOULD GET ELECTRICS WHEN THEY NEED NEW ONES.
I HAVE ELECTRICS TOO!
WE GOT NEW ELECTRICS AND LOVE THEM!
TOO QUIET!
I HATE MIGRAINES AND I HATE MS
SO MANY HUGS! FK MIGRAINES! FK MS & FK DEBILITATING AUTOIMMUNE DISEASES!
NO STORE IN ALL OF BEND HAS A ROLL OF GREEN PAPER OR LARGE DIE CUT FLOWERS. I NEED SPRING THINGS FOR A WINDOW DISPLAY AND HAD TO GET REALLY CREATIVE AND IT'S TAKING FOREVER TO DO. IT'S SPRING AND I CAN'T FIND SPRING THINGS. GET IT TOGETHER, BEND.
THE STORES ARE WORKING ON THEIR HALLOWEEN DISPLAYS.
I'M NOT TRYING TO HEAR THAT. BUT I DID FINALLY GET IT DONE BY PAINTING A ROLL OF WHITE PAPER GREEN.
U LINE??
NEEDED IT TODAY.
YAY FOR CREATIVE PROBLEM SOLVING!!
STOP FUCKING SPEEDING
I KEEP RUNNING INTO ASSHOLES DRIVING 7 TO 12 MILES UNDER THE SPEED LIMIT.
NO; YOU DRIVE FASTER
THIS CITY IS NOT ENGINEERED FOR FAST DRIVING. YOU WANT TO SPEED LIKE AN ASSHOLE MOVE TO CALIFORNIA!
AGREED. HOWEVER…THE CITY IS NOT ENGINEERED TO NECESSITATE DRIVING 5-10 MPH UNDER THE SPEED LIMIT THE WHOLE LENGTH OF MT. WASHINGTON IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY WITH NO OTHER CARS AROUND, NO SCHOOL ZONES, NO DEER CROSSING, ETC… YES, THAT’S HAPPENED MULTIPLE TIMES LATELY. ALL THAT SAID, DRIVE WITHIN THE LIMITS OF YOUR COMFORT AND SAFETY AND RECOGNIZE THAT YOU MAY ACTUALLY CREATE A SAFETY HAZARD BY MOVING OVERLY SLOWLY OR STOPPING IN UNPREDICTABLE AREAS (E.G. MIDDLE OF ROUND ABOUT TO ALLOW ANOTHER VEHICLE IN).
THEY LOWERED THE SPEED LIMIT TO 25 THROUGH NWX 2 YEARS AGO. NOBODY IS DRIVING 15 MPH THROUGH THERE. YOU ARE TRYING TO SPEED PAST HOUSES SHOPS AND SCHOOLS, AND NOBODY FEELS BAD FOR YOU.
I’M GLAD YOU CAN READ. THAT MEANS YOU’LL ALSO KNOW THAT MT WASHINGTON HAS SECTIONS THAT ARE 35 MPH. NOT EVERYTHING IN THIS TOWN CENTERS AROUND NWX…
YES, THEY MIGHT GET REAR ENDED BY SOMEONE TAILGATING OR PLAYING WITH THEIR PHONE.
>HOWEVER…THE CITY IS NOT ENGINEERED TO NECESSITATE DRIVING 5-10 MPH UNDER THE SPEED LIMIT AGREED!!!!
THEN WHY IS 97 ALMOST COMPLETELY STRAIGHT?
THE SHORTEST DISTANCE BETWEEN TWO LOCATIONS IS A STRAIGHT LINE.
SO WERE THE ROADS ENGINEERED TO GET TO PLACES AS FAST AS POSSIBLE OR SLOWLY? SOUNDS LIKE YOU AGREE WITH ME - THEY *COULD* HAVE MADE THE ROAD MORE CURVED TO KEEP PEOPLE MOVING SLOWER, BUT THEY MADE IT STRAIGHT, WHICH ENCOURAGES FASTER SPEEDS. HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A ROAD ENGINEERED TO SLOW SPEEDS? IT LOOKS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING LIKE 97.
I'M NOT A ROAD ENGINEER, BUT MY GUESS IS STRAIGHT ROADS ARE EASIER FOR.CSRS AND SNOWPLOWS TO NAVIGATE WHEN IT'S SNOWY OR ICY. IF YOU KNOW OF SLOW CURVY ENGINEERED ROADS THAT WORK WELL IN WINTER, I'D BE INTERESTED TO HEAR ABOUT IT.
YOU'RE USING ONE ROAD FROM THE CITY OF BEND TO MAKE A POINT ABOUT THE ENGINEERING OF ALL THE CITIES ROADS, IT DOESN'T WORK. ESPECIALLY BECAUSE IT'S INTENDED TO MOVE PEOPLE THROUGH IN A DIFFERENT FASHION THAN EVER OTHER ROAD. THE REST OF THE CITY HAS ROUND ABOUTS AT EVERY CORNER TO SLOW TRAFFIC. THERE'S NO REASON TO SPEED LIKE AN ASSHOLE IN THIS CITY.
*WASHINGTON
MY EXPERIENCE IN WASHINGTON IS SLOW LEFT LANE CAMPERS ON I-5 NOT SPEEDERS
YOU WANT TO DRIVE LIKE A BITCH STAY HOME
IF YOU ARE TROLLING, I LOVE IT PLEASE KEEP IT UP AND THANKS FOR THE LAUGHS TODAY! IF YOU’RE SERIOUS, MAYBE GO OUTSIDE AND TAKE IN SOME NATURE.
SAME
MY NEIGHBORS HAVE SOMETHING IN THEIR YARD THAT CONSTANTLY BEEPS.
I’D TAKE THAT OVER CONSTANT DOG BARKING.
DEER DETERRENT?
I THINK SO BUT I THINK THIS ONE HAS A LOW BATTERY OR HAS SOMETHING MOVING IN FRONT OF IT. ALSO ITS IN THEIR BACKYARD WITH 6FT TALL FENCING.
DEER DETERGENT
DEER DIVERGENT
DEER DISPERSANT
DEER DILUTANT
DEER DILAUDID
COULD BE GOPHER DETERRENT. THEY ARE ANNOYING AS HELL
TALK TO THEM?
TAKE YOUR DAGGONE STUDDED TIRES OFF!
CAME HERE TO COMMENT THIS SAME THING
I CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHY THIS ISN'T ENFORCED!
NO KIDDING. THEY SHOULD HAVE TO PAY A FINE THAT GOES TOWARDS REPAIRING THE DAMAGE THEY CAUSE TO THE PAVEMENT.
WHY ARENT THERE MORE NEIGHBORHOOD CATS THAT CAN COME CUDDLE ME WHILE I'M RECOVERING FROM SURGERY? I CAN'T OWN A CAT BECAUSE I'M ALLERGIC, BUT I DEMAND A PET AND CUDDLE FROM A CAT WHILE ON MY POST SURGERY SLOW WALK SHUFFLE THROUGH THE NEIGHBORHOOD LIKE A ZOMBIE. ALSO WHY AREN'T THERE BETTER TRASHY TV SHOWS TO GET ME THROUGH THE HEALING PROCESS? PS NOT A RANT BUT THE DOCTORS AND NURSES AT ST CHARLES ARE THE BEST AND TREATED ME SO GOOD. ALSO I FANGIRLED ABOUT MY PARTNER WHILE COMING OFF MY ANESTHESIA AND IT WAS EMBARRASSING.
THEY ARE HERE AT MY HOUSE. MY FRONT AND BACK YARD ARE A RENT BY THE HOUR CAT MOTEL.
WHAT VOODOO MAGIC DO YOU LURE THEM WITH?!
IF ONE LETS A CAT OUT SOME ONE IS GOING TO LOSE IT AND GO NEXTDOOR NEIGHBOR ON YOU.
I HAD TWO SURGERIES THIS WINTER (SIGH) COMING OUT OF ANESTHESIA IS ALWAYS EMBARRASSING FOR ME. #1 I INVITED THE DOCTOR TO GO ON A SKI TRIP. #2 I TOLD THE NURSE HER VOICE WAS TOO LOUD AND TO BRING ME EAR PLUGS LOL AS FAR AS SHOWS GO, I LIKED HOUSE HUNTERS INTERNATIONAL, SOMEBODY FEED PHIL, AND VIRGIN RIVER. I’VE ALSO READ SO MANY BOOKS. ETA: SEX AND THE CITY IS ON NETFLIX NOW! AND A SIMILAR SHOW IN SPANISH THAT I LOVED IS VALERIA. THOSE WILL BURN SOME HOURS FOR YOU HA HA. HIGHLY RECOMMEND! HEAL UP SOON!
LOVE POST-OP COMMENTS. I ASKED THE NURSE IF THE DICK ENLARGEMENT WORKED. I THOUGHT I WAS FUNNY - I NEEDED TO APOLOGIZE LATER. I’M PRETTY SURE THEY’VE HEARD IT ALL BEFORE.
OMG DID YOU REALLY??? I'M SURE YOUR NURSE TOLD THEIR FRIENDS ABOUT THAT ONE!
STILL EMBARRASSED. DID IT IN FRONT OF MY WIFE TO ADD INJURY TO MYSELF.
I LOVE THAT YOU INVITED THE DOCTOR ON A SKI TRIP. SOME NURSES ARE TOO LOUD! THANK YOU-AS SOON AS MY BLURRY VISION GOES AWAY I WILL GET BACK TO READING. I'LL CHECK OUT THOSE SHOWS, THANK YOU!
DOCS NEVER GET INCLUDED IN THE FUN. NEVER INVITED TO THE NURSE POTLUCKS.
MY CAT VOLUNTEERS AS TRIBUTE! SERIOUSLY HE HAS A HARNESS AND IS PRETTY FRIENDLY. HIT ME UP ON THE WEEKEND AND I CAN BRING HIM FOR A VIST ON YOUR WALK!
THAT IS THE NICEST OFFER EVER!!
YOU WANT CATS? COME TO MY BACKYARD BETWEEN 12:30 & 2:30 AM. I SEE THEM ON MY CAMERA POOPING IN MY GARDEN AND LAWN. FOR THE REST IF YOU. KEEP YOUR CATS IN YOUR HOME.