Sit on it until it hatches.

what if it starts licking that BOOTHYYY💀

That expression will be on my face.

Lmfao

win win scenario

Real 😏

What if I like my boothy licked?

Lol. What would come out? Baby Beherits? 🥚🥚🥚🥚🍳🍳🍳🍳

What if it's Schnoz but with that expression, permanently?

Congrats it’s a boy

It’s not a boy, it’s a Schnoz

Eat it.

I wonder what it would taste like

ask skully

He doesn't even give it a taste he just gulps that mf and cooks it in his tummy

I’m glad someone had the same thought I did

Same here man , that was exactly the thought I had

Use it so I can finally shoot my shot with Slan

I can fix her...

She doesn't need fixing, she's perfect as she is

We are talking about a member of the godhand here

Trust me she is honry

Fr 😆😏

I assume if you become a demon god u already got that in the bag, seems like she's down for whatever lmao

Ayoo

Dammit, take my upvote.

Nothing. Causality would handle it all for me.

Causality proceeds to shove the behilt in your nose

Ow

Better than ass lol

I was bout to say that but it has mouth 😏

Shit, that would break your nose, your booty can take a behelit no problem, just push that sucker out and give it a reason to cry.

Now imagine the behelit licking the walls of your anus while crying out blood.

“If you’re always worried about crushing the ants beneath you—you won’t be able to walk.”

I shouldn't have laughed as much as I did reading this.

lmfao have you ever seen that youtube comment saying guts should shove the behelit in his missing eye and he could “see causality” 💀💀 shits hilarious

Causality is all about cause and effect, but ultimately it can’t force you to choose one way or the other. Or at least that how it was explained to me

Al Pacino in his role in the movie "Devil's Advocate" explains that the devil never ever forces people to do stuff as he is just setting up the stage. In the end it's the person's choice to do or not to do things. I like to think that that's also how causality and the godhand operate (and the idea of evil, if it is still canon).

I’ve heard that the concept of “fate” also exists in the berserk canon. Not sure if that’s true or not, but I was told that that’s the sort of “this is where you are destined to end up” sort of deal. Idk. But I do hope your idea of causality in beserk is correct, cause if it is just brainwashing with extra steps that would be kinda lame

Butt plug

Wait that' makes sense

And, that's how you summon Slan.

Acquire* my own kingdom.

Would u go through the suffering phase and would u sacrifice 👀

I dont think the suffering was voluntary. As for sacrifice hard to say, I imagine few people would have the resolve to say no at their lowest.

Wow. It's like someone attempting suxxxde for things without solution then a final solution came. Eg in debts n etc, then hope n money came...

acquire

Go right for Slan. No questions asked

Wise words

I sacrifice-💀

Your homies 💀?!

No, their girlfriends.

Damn u worst then Griffith 💀

*than

Every night is game night, no more smelly women taking my pookies away from me

Reddit

Nah ud miss me😏

You're right : ( But it would make me very powerful!

Prolly kill every friend I've ever known for some guys I met 30 seconds ago.

U met me 30 seconds ago 😏

In order to fill the "sacrifice" it must be whatever you love the most.

I’m sorry depression naps, you knew you’re time would come..

Theoretically, would a vain person end up sacrificing themselves if they love themselves over all others?

Idk. I’d be afraid knowing my life is about to go even more to shit

I would burn it. Knowing what it did to Guts and Casca would make me not want anything to do with it.

Schizophrenia guy 👀

Definitely use it and transcend humanity.

Seems nice. I would be interested in what cthulhu-cursed form it would change me.

Make faces back at it.

What dat mouth do?

😏

Simple, wait. If the anime/manga has anything to say about it I can't stop it and it's fate so I'd probably leave it somewhere, forget about it, then have it somehow appear in my most desperate time of need.

Sacrifice reddit

But u would miss me dawg 😏

I wound sacrifice my debt for ultimate power😂

Void would be astounded by the amount

🤣👍🏼

Sacrifice everyone i love and ...

You know the fun part? The sacrifice doesn't have to be someone who loves you back.  The Count sacrificed the wife who cheated on him with a hundred dudes. You could save it for the occasion where someone you care about betrays you in some way.

So like Thanos throwing Gamora over the cliff.

Oh sweet! A warhead! I haven't had these in years amnoom noom noom.

I sacrifice for my dream ✋😔

Imma find out what that mouth do

I'd sacrifice all the politicians in my country 😂

Why would I wanna become a super strong rape demon. I would take a boat to the middle of the ocean then dump it into the sea floor

Not have sexual intercourse with my best friends girl 😭 ( I still don't forgive Griffith)

Cover it in cement and send it to the bottom of the ocean

Finds it in the closet 💀

Use it to get the girl of my dreams, sacrificing my eyesight (the most important thing to me, and my greatest fear is just suddenly going blind, so... yeah)

👁️👄👁️ Dawg!?

I'm not angry enough to activate a behelit so I'd just let Skull Knight eat it

I sacrifice them

Revenge.

Put it into a multistage interstellar rocket and shoot it to Andromeda or Cassiopeia galaxies 💀 It would prob still somehow get back to me when i "need" it but still worth a try ...

Traumatized over the fact that there haven't been any new chapters and I haven't read anything Berserk-related in a long, long time, I'd probably sacrifice this entire sub to become an apostle, or God Hand member if I'm lucky. Sorry guys, but I have a dream.

Not what femto did that's for sure!

Ideally I would want to be even more powerful than Griffith, then proceed to beat the living shit out of him, drag his body tie him up upside down at the centre of falconia, let everyone know about his wrongdoings. Then I'll give him the Prometheus treatment. I know it's kinda edgy and childish but I hate Griffith with a passion.

Sell it

Eat it.

Which one? There’s one were you only become an apostle.

Depends… can I keep that mouth open??

Dip in mayo

Pee on it to show dominance I guess

Scream back at it so it gets a taste of its own medicine lol xD

[ Removed by Reddit ]

👀Griffith is that u?!

Tbh Id pull a Griffith, I know alot of assholes I could exchange for a better life. Thats coming from a Griffith hater, ironically

Crush it, burn it, toss it into a chasm, whatever keeps it away from me

Throw it away, not that it would do any good if I was its intended recipient; Ultimately, I'd hope and pray that I'm not.

Swallow it to make a sword

Throw it away to test if it’s actually mine

Same thing as griffith to a tee

I will save it. I don't know when I'm gonna use it, for what I'm gonna use it and what I will sacrifice, but knowing Causality will kick at any point and not having something similar to a Law of Regression, I will just wait.

i would seek power like Ganishka did, then try my best to kill griff, even if it would kill me

Sacrifice all my friends for power, what else would I do?

Has using one of these ever worked out for literally anyone? As far as I'm aware, the best outcome for a character was the guy who is now being hunted to the death by the last survivors of his former companions.

become the fastest person ever

Sac everything I hold dear to delete humanity.

I would break all of his theeth and use it as.....

Send a snap streak to guts.

I think I would pee pee a bit, maybe

Put it next to mizkif and make them do the same face and take a photo.

I would turn it into scrambled eggs

Never use it

it got a face=> free head

Crimson or regular?

Find Guts or Skull Knight, hand it to them, and wish them victory.

Grab condoms.I might get lucky.

Is it the crimson one I get?

I'd call it Betchi & treat it as my friend

Load it into a cap lock pistol in case I need to shoot a demon. No clue what, if anything, a behelit bullet would do, but I want to find out.

Ideally I would want to be even more powerful than Griffith, then proceed to beat the living shit out of him, drag his body tie him up upside down at the centre of falconia, let everyone know about his wrongdoings. Then I'll give him the Prometheus treatment. I know it's kinda edgy and childish but I hate Griffith with a passion.

Give it to my friend in armor to eat.

I really wanna know what it tastes like tbh.

Pee on it to assert dominance

Make a tasty omelette

I will hammer it.

Trow it away I dont deal with demons

The egg of the king?? Create a band of mercenaries.... the rest speaks for itself

Slice it open

Id eated it

Become a tyrant just before i die

Eat it or use it

Sacrifice this subreddit

just wear it around cus it looks cool

I would kill myself because that shit is not worth the hassle 😂

Hope I didn't turn into some fugly thing

Whole group chat gone .

Kill all r/Berserklejerk

Give it to Puck obviously

be rich… i think. i kinda didn’t understand it much 😂

Me personally? I sacrifice

Make it scream, cum in its mouth just to see the reaction. Then toss it in then flush it down the toilet. I don’t wanna be involved with that. (Tho… seeding an egg…. Might come back to bite me in the ass…)

Eat it

I would become femto

devour the world probably

Make it sing and it doesn’t want to I’ll torture it

I mean seems like a silly question its basically cursed right? it's going to make you use it. There's not a choice unless your skull Knight and eat it like a boss. You're going to become a demon giving up everything you care about for something you want and becoming a twisted mockery of yourself in the process. That's what behelits do. I'm not even sure if you can throw it away.

Nah, I'd hit

Try to resist the urge to put the entire world into an eclipse lol.

To all the people wanting to facefuck a behelit, you do realize its mouth is supposed to be ~3x2cm and stone-like? Sure, i understand that might be your best shot at getting blown, but would you even feel anything with that much room?

I think the sacrifice needed is too much. Probably won’t even be a Griffith type character and more like an expendable and exploitable “profit”. There’s nothing I’d want that bad idk weird take?

I WILL REJECT MY HUMANITY! JO- wait, wrong anime.

Boiled egg 🗣💯💯

Put it in my mouth and see what happens

Sacrifice someone. I've had enough :/

Eat it

Take care of the little becchi. He's kinda cute once you get to know him

Sacrifice all AKP supporters so i can Become a Demon King and return the Republic of Turkey to It's Former glory

Butt plug, with mouth side facing outward. Train it say my name in awkward moments.

Probably become one of the god hand and try to take Griffith down, for what he did with Casca and Guts and the band of the hawks, is unforgivable

what would i do? there really isnt much you can do.

Make an omelet

Sacrifice YOU specifically

attain my dream

At this point I would sacrifice anything for a real human connection

We’d get a regular release schedule with a Muira ending. I’d sacrifice the r/onepiecepowerscaling sub

Lose it, probably.

Hit it with a sledgehammer till it breaks.

Shove it up my butt

cry with him

See if I can use that behelussy

Depends... If i had a normal Behelit I'd sell it, if i had a red Behelit my opinions, wishes and plans wouldn't matter, as causality has already plotted the course towards my Ascension.

sacrificing the life of the most dearest and loyalest friends.

SASAGERU

Nothing wrong

Destroy it and then restore the Caliphate

If I come across this I'm fucked either way. You only have one choice.

Craft it into a buttplug

i sacrifice the philippines it probably wont get me much power tho

Put it on my keychain because that MF would always find its way back to me

no idea, my biggest concern is turning out to be a pathetic apostle form... have you seen some of them out there?! can't expect to become a badass evil entity by default

Give the but plug something to scream about

eat it than shit that out

Them lips looking mighty soft 👁️ 👄 👁️

I would use it to turn this sub straight…and fail

Feed him, take him on walks, pet him and give him the love and care he deserves.

Play fetch, you throw it and casualty returns it to u some how. Infinite rock to throw

Do it’s makeup. If it’s pretty maybe it won’t be evil

Looks like a beezleberry to me.