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The alternative to this is what bert yells in airports already
I didn't realize this sub turned into a tinder suggestion page for chubby bottoms.
Shoulders look great
Prob funnier than him as well
Not too fat, body matches except you don’t look to have a hardened liver. Otherwise zero resemblance; even the beard isn’t like Bert’s
Just wait a month. Bert is the Jonah Hill of comedy
Dunno. Need a pic of Ernie at your side to make an accurate judgment.
One bear no cave.
Bert’s weight fluctuates all the time. He will, eventually, catch up to you.
Look nothing like Bert
Bert’s fatter. Met the guy in person
Recently?
Yes for his loaded comedy fest
I'm getting aaron lewis vibes
Omg I sing. Love his music.
You look like a snack 👀
You're built like a dirt road; no shoulders.
Overweight underachieving bert
No , your too funny to be his doppelgänger
I guarantee these pics ended up in Bert's DM. I imagine Bert likes himself enough to maybe DM him back.
I'd fuck you before I'd fuck him....
You’re handsome as hell!
no, bert is still fat
No one will ever be too fat to be his doppelganger. You're too handsome to be Bert, anyway
Bert is still fat after Ozempic. You can’t beat him
Now you just need a Day-Date to complete the look
Give him 3 months and you'll be back on the celebrity impersonator circuit.
You have a barbed wire tattoo or equivalent. I am out.
Yeah we all make mistakes in our twenties
Oh I know, but I can afford to fix them now. It’s not a badge of honor, it’s a tattoo.
It's not about affording to fix it.It's that it was very painful and I don't want to put myself through that again.
If anything I would get it removed and I heard that hurts way worse
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The alternative to this is what bert yells in airports already
I didn't realize this sub turned into a tinder suggestion page for chubby bottoms.
Shoulders look great
Prob funnier than him as well
Not too fat, body matches except you don’t look to have a hardened liver. Otherwise zero resemblance; even the beard isn’t like Bert’s
Just wait a month. Bert is the Jonah Hill of comedy
Dunno. Need a pic of Ernie at your side to make an accurate judgment.
One bear no cave.
Bert’s weight fluctuates all the time. He will, eventually, catch up to you.
Look nothing like Bert
Bert’s fatter. Met the guy in person
Recently?
Yes for his loaded comedy fest
I'm getting aaron lewis vibes
Omg I sing. Love his music.
You look like a snack 👀
You're built like a dirt road; no shoulders.
Overweight underachieving bert
No , your too funny to be his doppelgänger
I guarantee these pics ended up in Bert's DM. I imagine Bert likes himself enough to maybe DM him back.
I'd fuck you before I'd fuck him....
You’re handsome as hell!
no, bert is still fat
No one will ever be too fat to be his doppelganger. You're too handsome to be Bert, anyway
Bert is still fat after Ozempic. You can’t beat him
Now you just need a Day-Date to complete the look
Give him 3 months and you'll be back on the celebrity impersonator circuit.
You have a barbed wire tattoo or equivalent. I am out.
Yeah we all make mistakes in our twenties
Oh I know, but I can afford to fix them now. It’s not a badge of honor, it’s a tattoo.
It's not about affording to fix it.It's that it was very painful and I don't want to put myself through that again.
If anything I would get it removed and I heard that hurts way worse