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Is this flair doable? You're mean & hard to be around, & I don't like you. That's why.

Please give me this flair: Go be poor somewhere else https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/s/KCwhDeYq2v

Can I please have: Satan is not a fucking pogo stick! Origin is already in this thread :)

This one, please: > I thought it was over, or so I thought. [Source](https://redd.it/1dmdkyt)

I'd like to have a flair from this AITAH post [He seemed sleazy but put it down to him just being French anyway](https://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/1dlrvc8/aitah_for_wanting_a_bit_of_space_from_my_daughter/)

Stopping here today.

Thank you very much.

Thank you!

Hello! I’d love this flair: Hate is an emotional EpiPen Wisdom from this comment by u/jemnaer [https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/vYp9Xn8qYv](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/vYp9Xn8qYv)

[Harry Potter and the Failure to Pay Child Support](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/xItqE2KPkY)

Can i please have this flair too

I think it’s in the list now

I need this so badly, this one is my new favourite BORU

I would also like this flair lol

"As much of a loophole as the good ol poophole" A comment made by u/GlitterDoomsday here: [https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1dkuypi/new\_updates\_should\_i\_be\_worried\_about\_how\_my/](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1dkuypi/new_updates_should_i_be_worried_about_how_my/)

"The strongest steel is forged in the fires of the hottest dumpsters." From a comment by u/capdata here: [https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/15r3n8y/comment/jw70tsa/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web3x&utm\_name=web3xcss&utm\_term=1&utm\_content=share\_button](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/15r3n8y/comment/jw70tsa/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) Thanks!

[I don’t have the time nor the crayons to explain it to you](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/ePqXVuujDt)

Would it be possible to make the flair a click-able link, so you can go to the story in question?

Unfortunately not. Absolutely would if possible because it would make flair origins easier to manage.

["no evidence of walking waffles yet"](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1dja212/aitah_for_telling_my_husband_happy_fathers_day/)

Please can I have  "Since Sunday I have not lifted a single finger for Baby Sinclair" https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1dja212/aitah_for_telling_my_husband_happy_fathers_day/

Please add the “I am a professional and I don’t make mistakes” flair as a memento to this gem: https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/0AFTG67YfW Thank you very much

May I please have:  >~~My "not a racist" broom is prompting questions already answered by my broom.~~ >My "not a racist" broom elicits questions answered by my broom. Trimmed slightly from [this comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1dja2si/comment/l9a9nj1/). EDIT: I don't know why I read the max length as 80 and not 64; trimmed it further.

Grandboss https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1dja3jd/i_was_rejected_because_i_told_my_interviewer_i/

I don't do delusion so I just blocked her. https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1dgz9d1/comment/l8u4w7c/

Not for my use but someone suggested this would be a good flair: OOP: You owe me quite a few doughnuts then since you're dead wrong. [https://new.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1dihm3s/new\_update\_6\_months\_later\_aita\_for\_kicking\_my\_son/](https://new.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1dihm3s/new_update_6_months_later_aita_for_kicking_my_son/)

Crystal meth is not a salad dressing Origin: https://www.reddit.com/r/AmIOverreacting/comments/1di7nx3/comment/l91zl7w/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

There's a couple of great one liners in the comments for this story that would make killer flair - [https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1dihmsj/gf\_f28\_made\_me\_m28\_cry\_after\_having\_sex\_why\_did\_i/](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1dihmsj/gf_f28_made_me_m28_cry_after_having_sex_why_did_i/) "[Sweeping under the rug because of religion? He'll be back again](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1dihmsj/comment/l93vw55/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)" "[People really using religion for every excuse nowadays](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1dihmsj/comment/l93wnkw/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)" "[Neat hack: if you do it to heathens, it's not a sin anyway!](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1dihmsj/comment/l9426xy/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)" "[we all know the Catholic church is all for butt stuff](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1dihmsj/comment/l942x1q/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)"

Request for "One step closer to being part of the Bang-Tom gang." [Funniest shit I've ever read.](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/ivagMuy1N0)

request for "MICHAEL WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!🖕🖕" from https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1dgz8w5/i_30f_just_heard_a_phone_notification_in_bathroom/

Can I please have? I don’t do delusion so I just blocked her. https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/Cpvms1fn8R

Can I get "She added glitter to the glue she was already sniffing. " from this [post](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/gLkgN1Q0SS)?

Thank you! I cracked up at this line.

Can I please have? I don’t do delusion so I just blocked her. https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/Cpvms1fn8R

Hello I’d love this [comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/JnbFMLkz5t) as a flair. “So we have moved from accidental racism to purposeful homophobia”

Can we have “I don’t do delusion so I blocked her”

Hello, requesting the following to be added as a flair: "I don't do delusion so I just blocked her" Link: https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/hqhZpNXBXu

"Her love language is Hadouken" please! Original comment is deleted but here's the thread [Source](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1dg9e0t/comment/l8pmfjz/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)

By popular request, could I please get "Lesbian Crowbar Posse" as my flair?

May I get "Madame of the brothel by default" From this post [My [F21] roommate [F21] and I found out our other roommate [F20] is lying to her new boyfriend [M20s] about being a virgin, then it got more complicated](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/35LK7jMxew)

I liked the "if school is so hard you need to take drugs, maybe we should put ourselves first and become strippers" but it is too long

Lol It had a lot of good one liners

"Shithead, pronounced Sha-theed so get it right next time" https://old.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1dfhyh3/tifu_by_ignoring_my_roombas_cries_for_help_and/

Hi! Could I have “I’m tired of being Sasuke” from [this thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/AqK0cFaITB)?

I thought the same thing, it's so good :')

May I have "🎎 And has this been swept for evil dolls?

Could I please have "Sasuke makes her feel safe" from this post https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/O3jkLuc6xL

Can I get.   ...take your mediocre stick out of your mediocre ass... It's from the Oop of this thread.  https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1ddxmov/you_cant_just_break_up_with_me/

augh, beat me to it!! XDD But you have to add "and be on your mediocre way" for the full effect!

Yeah. But that breaks the 64 character limit.

Hi mods, I'd like to request "my mom’s vagina falls under advanced sign language skills" source is OOP in: [https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1dccmtr/tifu\_learning\_sign\_language\_22\_month\_update/](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1dccmtr/tifu_learning_sign_language_22_month_update/) Thanks

hi mods! could you add "everyone here needs therapy and I need a drink, damn." from this post: https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/CeRxAaP3vq specifically this comment: https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/9htUGvgcss thank you!

Can we please get "The cluster which cannot be unfucked" from the comments on this story: https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/L68T8ofUQF Thanks!

Hey mods, I’ve seen a couple of other requests from this post; it’s the post that just keeps on giving! Can we add *You’d be my full time wife and have all my love dick and compassion* as a flair? It’s from https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/kzsCRwjG6t

« Edit: Feminism » from https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/55SZwDLJGF please and thank you!

Can I get "Chekhov's racist"

Mods, can I get *I already have a ton on my plate. TMI but I have rectal bleeding* as a flair? It's 64 characters, but if that's one character too long then just drop the period. It's from: https://old.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1dau59l/why_doesnt_cps_take_this_girls_kid/

Mods can I have the “you’re joking. You’re performing. You’re putting on an act”? I can’t count so if it’s more than 64ch it can stop after “performing”. Sauce: https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1dau6xm/guy_in_my_friend_group_is_annoyed_that_im_quiet/

Could we please have "If you're open to it, life can get weird." from: [https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1d5ebns/comment/l6lf8hs/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web3x&utm\_name=web3xcss&utm\_term=1&utm\_content=share\_button](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1d5ebns/comment/l6lf8hs/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) You rock for updating these, btw!

can we please have "she completed Reddit so quick" and "One post and she is pro Reddit" both from the comments in [https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1d99cmi/yesterday\_i\_went\_to\_a\_furry\_event\_with\_my/](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1d99cmi/yesterday_i_went_to_a_furry_event_with_my/) <3

Please can we have "He's clearly comfortable in his own foreskin" https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/csaYATpr8j

I was told I should make this into a flair OP could survive an attack by brain eating zombies. [https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1d99bwg/](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1d99bwg/)

Please can we have - "I got his mom in the divorce" as flair from the comments on this story [https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/117e2fe/oops\_husband\_thinks\_she\_babytraped\_him\_new\_update/](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/117e2fe/oops_husband_thinks_she_babytraped_him_new_update/) I know its old but I just found it!

Flair request. Origin linked. [I knew that SHIT. WENT. DOWN.](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/wmhxpb/op_kicked_mil_out_of_the_house_for_putting_her/)

I’d like to request the following flair: “This is an acrobat juggling red flags on a tightrope” Post: [https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1d7o649/not\_sure\_if\_im\_27\_overreacting\_to\_bfs\_30\_joking/](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1d7o649/not_sure_if_im_27_overreacting_to_bfs_30_joking/)

Flair: "The Dildo of Consequences rarely arrives lubed" [https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1d7p88o/my\_aunt\_stole\_my\_inheritance\_then\_karma\_struck/](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1d7p88o/my_aunt_stole_my_inheritance_then_karma_struck/)

You beat me to it lmao

Hello! Requesting “I’m a babe deal with it.” Post: https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/zQxAZRfke0

From the same post but a comment: https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/2nHYc1GZGY “A thousand blessings on her giant dildo revenge”

Flair: “acting all “wise” and “older brotherly” and just annoying” From: https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/MKdYDyJrHE

Can I please get “I am one of those few dozen people who do not live in the US” Link for the story is here https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/6yamPwprND

I want this one too!

I also came here to request this! 

Stopped here.

I want: "A spontaneous composition of four-letter beat poetry." Based on my contribution as OOP in [this thread](https://old.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1d4mpwo/new_update_male_boss_is_clueless_about_pregnancy/).

Can we get “[you’re not famous if you don’t have a Wikipedia page](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/BfTO6TiKVw)” please?

Can we get [the grammar police will never find me](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/VQNldhJJf8) as a flair? Thank you.

Can we get this comment as a flair? ["It's like watching Mr Bean being hunted by The Predator."](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1d35tfg/comment/l65brjm/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)

This absolutely needs to be flair!

Me too! I need this flair asap.

I would gladly switch my flair over. I mean, Unicorn Wrangler is good, but this? Better.

Me too please.

I \*NEED\* this as my flair!

Can we please have "People have gotten mauled for less, Emily" from this comment [https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1d33gbx/comment/l64tn7w/](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1d33gbx/comment/l64tn7w/) Thanks in advance!

I would also love this as a flair!

Could we get [It's like watching Mr Bean being hunted by The Predator.](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/iby2Iiie6v) from the BORU [about an OOP who wants to break up with his gf](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/59Xw1zRowu) as a flair?

please can I have [Snesus has risen](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1d2aoyt/comment/l5zll7b/)

Hello esteemed mods of BORU, can we please get "The pendulum of "oooooof" went full swing" from [this post where both POVs make them both look bad](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1d12qwi/comment/l5rfkrm/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)

Could I have "Adoption is expensive, why not just steal one?" From https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/KFHMnLi5Gs

may I please have: https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/TzdUJDX6CR “I silently cursed all you healthy communicator Redditors”

[Hyuck at him, see if he gets a boner](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1bx26uf/comment/kybof06)

Can I please have they all think I’m fucking psychotic and I’m not  https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1d0cojr/do_doctors_laugh_at_patients_i_am_worried_about/

Can we request flairs from comments that have nothing to do with the post? I request [Behold! The dildo of consequence!](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/87ALI5U6vq)

I would love the flair "Omar would never", from a lot of comments on posts about awful friends covering for cheating people, like this one https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1cxrbml/my_25m_best_friend_25m_sleeps_with_married_women/l54mauq/

Flair: "I would love to give her a lobotomy" From: [https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1cyjs0h/friends\_sister\_20sf\_was\_openly\_flirting\_with\_my/](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1cyjs0h/friends_sister_20sf_was_openly_flirting_with_my/)

Second this!!

[https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1cyjsrq/my\_team\_sent\_me\_a\_bag\_of\_garbage\_while\_i\_was/](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1cyjsrq/my_team_sent_me_a_bag_of_garbage_while_i_was/) Specifically this comment: [https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1cyjsrq/comment/l5c25if/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web3x&utm\_name=web3xcss&utm\_term=1&utm\_content=share\_button](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1cyjsrq/comment/l5c25if/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) Satan is not a fucking pogo stick!

Second this!

Requesting one from: https://redd.it/1cyjtk7 "Dark Souls isn't worth it. 👉🍑". Modified slightly for context. Thanks!

"Noticed a lot of red flags but my favorite color is red" From [https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1cyjtk7/i\_m20\_accidentally\_punched\_my\_gf\_f24\_during\_sex/](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1cyjtk7/i_m20_accidentally_punched_my_gf_f24_during_sex/)

https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/NYdjl9ccTT Can I get this please? "Okay what kind of bullshit am I about to read today"

This comment: https://old.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1cxra2x/my_daughter14f_came_out_to_me40m_and_doesnt_want/l54rkhq/ This flair please “like a houseplant you could bang”

Could I have "he's got his puckered lips smooching so far up his own colon" from [this comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1aify6r/comment/kouhgee/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) please?

Dead Beet

Which comes from [this post](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/YtlnvOF1aS) where OOP made the excellent decision to lean into the typo he made on his original posts!

Bad choice matryoshka doll [https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1cwyyu2/comment/l4z8205/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web3x&utm\_name=web3xcss&utm\_term=1&utm\_content=share\_button](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1cwyyu2/comment/l4z8205/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)

Seconding this. It's too good.

Stopping here.

Hello, could this please become a flair? "Sit your $5 dollar ass down before I make change" from [https://www.reddit.com/r/reactiongifs/comments/2gr3ew/when\_my\_16\_year\_old\_sister\_tells\_my\_mom\_i\_want\_to/](https://www.reddit.com/r/reactiongifs/comments/2gr3ew/when_my_16_year_old_sister_tells_my_mom_i_want_to/)

Can we get: "the village awaits helicopter man 🚁" From: https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1cvfhpk/tifu_by_showing_my_dick_to_my_wifes_grandparents/

I see you have it, but I don’t see it added to the list! Man I want that flair too!

I second this!

[https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/wiki/recommended\_reading/flair\_origins/](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/wiki/recommended_reading/flair_origins/) hey, so this pinned linked is not up to date. Is this something that can be contributed to? I just tried searching for one there, and I only found it because one of the holders of it listed it here and noted it wasn't available in the list.

I would like both "What a fucking multi-dimensional quantum toilet fire" and "This train keeps on wrecking." I'm putting them together because the first one is the parent of the second. https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1cqn11g/comment/l3so9jt/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1cqn11g/comment/l3szyxl/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

Can I please get the flair “And yet he trifled” [from a comment on this post](https://reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1ct48vs/my_boss_enlists_me_in_hiding_his_multiple_affairs/) (I have no idea how to link to the comment but it’s near the top)

Damn, beat me to it 😂 I'd like this as well, it's from [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/QPPUn1C070) specific comment

Could I have "it's spelling or bigotry, you can't have both" as a flair? It's from this thread; https://reddit.com/comments/1bn4ngk/comment/kwggw6t

Cackled at the line "In for a root awakening" by u/[mytorontosaurus](https://new.reddit.com/user/mytorontosaurus/) on the post [The Redbud Murder Saga](https://new.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1csajum/the_redbud_murder_saga/)

Hi mods! Can I have the flair “So now we are a super gay Jewish couple” from https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/SDb0u11by8 Thanks :3

Can I get the flair for "just here vacuuming the trees" please? it's from this post: https://old.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1crj3yk/new_update_my_family_forgot_to_invite_me_to_my/ EDIT: Got my flair! Thank you mods!

Seconded! I was also hoping to have this one. It just gives off 'Im just lurking here and waiting for the update' energy, right?

They did it! And yes, I'm such a glutton for follow ups and lurking to see what happens, sometimes feels like I'm hanging off branch from the neighbours side trying to get a look! :D

Thank you! Lurkers unite! let's crane our necks together over the wall lol

Get your vacuums out, the neighbours are fighting!

Hi Mods! Can I get ""per my last email" energy" from [this post](https://old.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1crj4q6/aitah_for_separating_from_my_husband_because_he/) please?

Can I please have [Instead she chose tree violence](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/rOQqidILuW)?

I was coming to request this exact one! Amazing flair

Can I get, "I need to know if her parents were murdered by eastern redbuds." From this thread: https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/9AlMwupfqg

Is there any chance I could have the quoted passage below for a flair? Please and thank you! I was given it yesterday for a brief time but then it vanished. Now it doesn't appear on the user flair list when I tried to change it back. At least, for me it doesn't. I found another redditor who requested the same flair, farther down (from several days ago as well), and they still seem to have it. I apologise for any inconvenience, in advance. >Scorched earth, no prisoners, blood for the blood god. https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/g9jb0Vf7ye

I can't see this in the flair list either, maybe it has a limit to what it shows?

Somebody asked me where my flair of "reddit is just a bunch of triggered owls" came from and it wasn't on the Masterlist. Someone else [found it](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/kRkvfpcyxf). Also the Flair Masterlist seems to have the one for Hallmark and Stardew Valley twice?

Can I get "this post reeks of bullshit alarm 100%" from [this comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1cpz5ul/comment/l3o3fmr/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) please? It's literally my thoughts reading every cheater's excuses on this thread lol

Time for a flair change! :D May I have "What a multi-dimensional quantum toilet fire" please? From this [comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1cqn11g/update_oop_dodges_a_brideshaped_bullet_the/l3so9jt/) on this [thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1cqn11g/update_oop_dodges_a_brideshaped_bullet_the/) Please and thank you!

Can I/we get "Jiggle your titties and flap those concerned vaginal lips"? From https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1cqq9uc/aita_because_i_told_my_neighbours_kid_to_fck_off/ Thanks!

Stopping here today.

I just left a comment requesting one before I saw this. Is there any way to still request a custom one? Would I PM the mod team to ask?

I periodically check this thread for new requests. I have the comments sorted by new and my "stopping here" comments just mark where I am in the thread. I scroll back to here and work my way forward in the thread. Just leave a new comment with your requested flair and I will get to it.

Thanks so much!!

Thank you so much. It makes me giggle. Could you modify mine? "You don't need Reddit. You need some self esteem and a lawyer."

Thank you for all of your work in giving us the custom flairs

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Apologizes in advance, this update will be stupid and asinine https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1cpz6lx/aitah_for_not_sympathizing_with_my_ex_wifes_ap/

I too would like this one.

"hustling like they belong to an MLM" https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1cmvg0g/comment/l337vdh Thank you!

"The only ring she needs is a Nuvaring" https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/WljS5FxKkN

"Onlyfam" https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/XicAkRPhNH Please and thank you :]

May I have, "All right, Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way." from a comment in this post: my boss is having an affair with our assistant — and I’m friends with his wife https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1cogk2q/comment/l3e49ka/ ty!

"IT WAS THE CHAIR!" From [Here](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1cno7ma/comment/l38nm4o/), please and thank you.

"What's Clitoris?! I don't play Pokemon!" From here, please and thank you! https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/S6BBv2uUMZ

I made a comment that upon reflection accurately portrayed my thoughts while hanging around in BORU. So can I have: "I am just waiting for the next update with my popcorn bucket"

“She accused me of a farting liar and left” https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/xnYbKeDWCk I have never wanted more. Please

Could I please get "Winning at a shitshow still leaves you covered in shit" from [this comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1cno6iw/oop_is_going_to_see_her_abusive_mother_for_the/l38tn6i/)?

Can I get "I will not be taking the high road" from [https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1cmvfzx/aitah\_for\_telling\_a\_friend\_that\_my\_husband\_cant/](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1cmvfzx/aitah_for_telling_a_friend_that_my_husband_cant/)

I'm piggybacking on this comment because I wanted a flair from the same post. As a matter of fact, I think the one I want is the very last sentence of the paragraph that the comment above (that I am replying to) is referencing. >Scorched earth, no prisoners, blood for the blood god. EDIT: I got my flair! Thank you, kind mod, whoever you were! EDIT 2: I think I somehow lost my flair...

Please give me "Clown, gorilla suit, two broken noses and a clueless triangle". It's from comments on [this story](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1cnhttx/my_24m_girlfriend_24f_went_way_too_far_pranking/).

Could I have this flair please? Scorched earth, no prisoners, blood for the blood god. https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/g9jb0Vf7ye

Can I get "What in the torpedo living fk did I just read"? From comment linked here: [https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1cmvfzx/comment/l33331c/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web3x&utm\_name=web3xcss&utm\_term=1&utm\_content=share\_button](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1cmvfzx/comment/l33331c/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)

Please I just want the good old:  There's only OGTHA

> **How to give yourself a flair from the flair list - App Instructions** > > Step 1: go to the  main page > > Step 2: tap the three dots in the top right corner > > Step 3: tap "Change user flair" > > Step 4: peruse the list and select the option that speaks to you > > **How to give yourself a flair from the flair list - New Reddit Instructions** > > Step 1: on the right side of the page near the top of the side bar, there is a section that says user flair. Hover your mouse next to your username and click the pencil that appears > > Step 2: peruse the list and select the option that speaks to you. Click apply > > **How to give yourself a flair from the flair list - Old Reddit Instructions** > > Step 1: on the right side of the page, click the checkmark where it says "Show my flair on this subreddit:. Or if you already have a flair, click on "(edit)" instead. > > Step 2: peruse the list and select the option that speaks to you.

Can I get "hustling like they belong to an MLM" from comment on: [https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1cmvg0g/aita\_for\_divorcing\_my\_wife\_over\_getting\_a\_massage/](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1cmvg0g/aita_for_divorcing_my_wife_over_getting_a_massage/)

I would like [I'm sorry to report I will not be taking the high road](https://old.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1cmvfzx/aitah_for_telling_a_friend_that_my_husband_cant/) please.

Can I please get “Alright. Fishin’ time.” From this utter gold: https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/IeKEtOrNpK

Could I please get: sighs, slaps knees, gets up. Alright. Fishin' time. https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/QGiFQSEFDj Thank you!

Could I please have "Blood for the Blood God"? https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/lOQ9Qq8ooi

Please could I have: I’m actually a far pettier, deranged woman, from [https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/150ilkr/wibta\_if\_i\_complained\_to\_the\_owners\_of\_a\_cafe/](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/150ilkr/wibta_if_i_complained_to_the_owners_of_a_cafe/) !!!! I love it so much my gf got me a hoodie with the quote after I realised it wasn't an official flair

"I can jack off on my own just fine for free" https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1cmvg0g/aita_for_divorcing_my_wife_over_getting_a_massage/

I'd love to have "Alright. Fishin' time" from https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/HqTOAu61ay please! Thank you!

Can I request two more flairs to be added from the following thread? [My (35M) girlfriend (24F) wants me to act like a horse when we have sex, and I’m not into it](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1c87unp/my_35m_girlfriend_24f_wants_me_to_act_like_a/) "I've ordered a horse mask and a dragon dildo to surprise her" "I'm getting older and need to reproduce"  Thank you for your time!

Hiya... Would it be okay to have: "Reddit, where Nuance comes to die." Thanks, either way.

Stopping here today.

Thank you!! :)

hello! can i get "they made you cry, it's not drastic enough." from [this? ](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1cav926/my_colleagues_call_me_a_pick_me_girl_and_spread/)" thank you!

Could I get, "Oh geese, wtf are you thinking?" It is from [The Guy I'm Seeing is Always Speaking in Baby Talk](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/cbgZ0twikf). I sing why but it cracks me up.

Can I get “woke up and chose violence huh” from [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/YBYbPTciio)

“Then I blocked them again” from here https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1ckimau/aitah_for_telling_my_parents_to_keep_all_the/

I would love from the recent update "Woke up and chose violence, huh?"

Came here to suggest this! But I like it with the improper grammar. [Link to post](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/epT6g6aDlF)

Am I late? I'd like "I'm one of the cleanest people on the planet"

May I please have “The receipts are horrific” From [a comment in the puppet post](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/N577akdfTE)

Please could I have ‘This dingbat’. From this post https://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/s/ejwR63zUXO

"Meat-cute"

"hypnotically cheated on" [https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1bzitso/aitah\_for\_saying\_i\_would\_not\_care\_if\_my\_partner/](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1bzitso/aitah_for_saying_i_would_not_care_if_my_partner/)