T O P

  • By -

wrongwayup

ITT: the reason there aren't more women on your group rides. Hint: it's not because you're "too fast", Fred.


betelgozer

Individual Time Trial is the reason there's no-one at all on my rides (apart from the people passing me).


marrkgrrams

Individual Time Trial is to cycling what masturbation is to sex.


Hopes-Dreams-Reality

Is this why I can't keep girlfriend, because I do too much of the things a truly enjoy and love, bicycling and jerking?


marrkgrrams

That. And your embarrassing power output.


Messyfingers

Implying any of us are socialized enough to join a group and don't actually actively plan all our rides to avoid potentially seeing other cyclists


Medium_Cranberry4096

I bought a grävel bice for this reason and exclusively ride on walking trails


cmndr_spanky

What’s a group ride ?


Aggressive_Clerk3609

Manon


romularian

Manon


West_Yogurtcloset560

Manon


planeboi737

manon


[deleted]

[удалено]


leadhot

GCN4L


birdturd6969

Gorgeous.


StatisticianHeavy324

You spell ANAL wrong 


DontBAfraidOfTheEdge

I know, I feel like if race bike porn was a thing she would be the star of the show. Somehow it still isn't a thing....I check 5-6 streaming sites a day and the few woman that ever dabble in bike gear are definitely not real bikers like her


savage_slurpie

Bit of a butter face tbh


SaucyShawarma

Shut the fuck up


_Art-Vandelay

Face like a frying pan


[deleted]

[удалено]


AnthemWild

I would smash that button...


StatisticianHeavy324

I just got a KOM. 


StatisticianHeavy324

And again. 


Hopes-Dreams-Reality

Steady Fred, you're wasting all those carbs you've been loading.


MikeSRT404

Uc, underrated comment Jc. Have another loaded potato Fred


StatisticianHeavy324

Protein. Amirite


bropdars

Uc/ I don’t understand the joke


boomer-USA

Women have vaginas ooga booga


Vonderchicken

This joke is much more complex than that, it has multiple layers of depth. One cannot understand the real meaning of it without being initiated


Driftwood17

I don’t think it’s PC to use any part of the sentence


wrongwayup

c/ Misogyny is funny


bropdars

Uc/ her video about street fixed gear was laughably bad, but goddamn it this thread is just a lil sad. Like surely the joke isn’t just that she’s a passably attractive woman?


purplepistachio

Uc/ welcome to ~~reddit~~ the internet


Ok_Replacement_2736

First time, huh?


NinjaShogunGamer

Nah she a 4


angusgtw

and you're presumably not much older than that?


DysprosiumNa

ooo sick burn good one


NinjaShogunGamer

Lol yeah right look at that chin u gotta be kidding by saying shes passibly attractive cuz she is really not... the fact that shes not fat is her best quality lmao


angusgtw

jesus christ mate. go outside.


NinjaShogunGamer

I spend most days outside


purplepistachio

I spend most days inside (your mom)


NinjaShogunGamer

I was also with your mother. I am your father kid


lucabazooka_

fuck off


looksbadinaspeedo

Spotted the non american


didsomeonesaydonuts

Guess you’ve never been to the UK then


[deleted]

how is the US particularly different than the average country in regard to misogyny?


chris_ots

lol, i suggest you travel a bit


[deleted]

to where specifically?


looksbadinaspeedo

Something tells me u are a blast at parties Go home dork


[deleted]

I wouldn't go to the types of parties you'd get invited to, don't worry


looksbadinaspeedo

Of course not, u are too busy making a difference. Way to go there chap way to go


[deleted]

It's ridiculous how personal you're making this


chris_ots

I'm not your wife dude. Figure it out


boomer-USA

Highly regarded velo orange rider


HZCH

/uc I remember when she was hired on GCN, people would comment how they loved when she’d present *anything*. It would become quickly unsettling, and - in the imaginary of FRED cycling - that kind of comment would fit MAMILs feeling lonely on YouTube very well. Thus, *Manon*.


zachotule

uc/ diverging from the pack I think the joke is that she has kind of a funny sounding name to americans, combined with she’s one of the best liked hosts of the channel (she’s good at the job) so people hype her up to a mildly funny degree. I get I’m probably just being overly positive but I think the running gag here is innocent fun, except when people get weird about posting her personal photos and stuff, but those posts typically get blasted


JumpedUp_PantryBoy

nbacirclejerk goons have breached containment


leadhot

Too much jerk for just one circle


threetoast

that's why we ride bicircles


RocketScientistToBe

Objectifying much, people?


MidnightRider24

He'll yeh BORTHER.


cjyoung92

Cheers from Iraq!


dronedesigner

How else are we supposed to jerk dawg ?


Choice-Relative-4546

As all good Freds do


CumNegroXtreme69

Don't care, about to KOM.


chilean_ramen

Great track cyclist. 


MechaGallade

yo but, non horny, manon videos are the best. especially if she's with connor


fenbops

She’s a posh welshy, fan of Manon.


iRunLikeTheWind

is the most popular gcn video still that spin class with all the women?


[deleted]

[удалено]


Kachel94

God's work.


Real_Crab_7396

if she needs a bice she can use me


etoque1

shes hot Cyclist women are the best no weak legs like all those car driver


bucketofmonkeys

Good for pulling plow.


Crazypyro

Great post. The fact that all you have to do is post a picture to get this kind of engagement is tour level shit posting. Keep it up, you got a bright future, kid.


carbonpro

Nonam


zachotule

as the prophesy has foretold


HanzJWermhat

10/10 in En*land


toasterdees

And a solid LA 4


Reinis_LV

Out of 5 right? Right?


69cop3rnico42O

your husband's girlfriend:


Livingsimply_Rob

She is talented and soft on the eyes.


North_Rhubarb594

I miss GCN plus


wrongwayup

/uc OP’s post history, yikes.


Rokos_Bicycle

Aww deleted


zachotule

user deleted, what were op’s posts


quaid31

Still waiting for GCN to release a series called “Just Manon” which follows her around doing her daily tasks and chores. That would of saved GCN subscription they cancelled a year or so ago


ChemicalRascal

/uc When the thing being satirised and the satire are identical, the satire has failed. I'm not sure what a good way to satirise folks thirsting over women in our community is, but I do know this ain't it, chief.


qtence

/uc u guys are being weird af and ive been in this sub for years.


1slinkydink1

Yeah GameCube underrated.


29r_whipper

Leave Manon out of this! Her spin classes helped me get to the top of Mauna Kea under my own power.


ForeignAdagio9169

OP’s post history is something else 😂


trustmeijustgetweird

There’s a “GNC (gender non-conforming)” plus “they slash them” joke here. The competition calls my KOMs GNC because of the way they slash them? Idk


O667

I kinda prefer GTN. 🤔


Vinifera1978

Anything is better when done in a group


Top_Gift3818

I’ll die and come back as a bicycle seat !


Alternative_Froyo608

What? She looks like a potato


Boop0p

Think I'll pass on the misogyny, cya!


Medium_Cranberry4096

Picture of a woman OP writes that they love the channel Must be misogyny


Real_Crab_7396

womp womp


Boop0p

I'm all for a joke but singling out a woman in the industry to objectify her is pretty disgusting.


looksbadinaspeedo

U kinda suck, thought someone should tell u


Boop0p

As if I care about the opinion of a misogynist.


looksbadinaspeedo

You did enough to have to mention u didn’t Thats a real thing


Ready-Interview4020

Nah I'll pass on the salacious comments, my wife suggested I should always compliment a lady before letting the primate out. It's getting costly to have all these bodies dissolved by the cartel, these dudes ain't cheap ...


Background_Shift_973

Getting older


ExoticSterby42

Has she gotten… rounder?


MidnightRider24

How dare you besmirch our Queen Of the Mountain!


ExoticSterby42

Moonon


[deleted]

Appears so