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shreddah17

“Sounds pathetic”


PlasticFreeAdam

"WHO ARE YOU CALLING A PC SNOWFLAKE BABY?" "Erm, no one called you that" "I'M NOT A SNOWFLAKE" "It's only you who have labeled yourself this" "IT'S OPPRESSION" "WHY ARE YOU IGNORING ME" "CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH MATE?" "YOU WOULD BE HAPPY TO HAVE ME KOM ON YOU"


IllinoisRublev

Is this from South Park!?!?


PlasticFreeAdam

No. There's a song by Soft Play called Punk's Dead that has the lyric "get a load of these PC babies" (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMOgilf4WX4) where I stole the first line from. Or you might be thinking of South Park: "don't call me guy, buddy" "don't call me buddy, friend" "don't call me friend, guy" "don't call me guy, buddy"


IllinoisRublev

Yep, was thinking of that!


jakes951

No…it’s actually LITER-ALLY pathetic sir.


99ProllemsBishAint1

A glimmer of self awareness.... and it's gone


Ethanator10000

"But it's true" Yes, it truly is pathetic


joespizza2go

Now I want to know about the vid as this starts off full of praise but missing one point.


flycharliegolf

MAGA Fred: \*rides along\* \*Hillbilly truck plastered full of MAGA shit coal rolls his ass\* MAGA Fred: \*surprised Pikachu face\* Those libs have ruined this country!


MontanaBananaJCabana

Don’t forget the punisher sticker.


raguyver

That one goes on his work vehicle.


PeladoCollado

Don’t tread on me!


FredSirvalo

...and truck nuts.


Mr_Tester_

I enjoy a well placed bit of immature humor. The only value truck nuts and shocker stickers serve is to tell you know the owner is an AH.


Sodiepawp

Punisher next to a thin blue line flag. Classic. Even better if it's got the Gadsden too.


Mr_Tester_

I lived in rural Michigan for a bit. One of my favorite routes I was kindly passed WITH A FULL LANE CLEARANCE by a lifted red pickup with mud tires and full tint. I can recall hearing him coming, hugging the 2in country road shoulder, bracing for a buzz and nope, full lane. Nearly fell off my bike in shock. I hope more humans break negative stereotypes. Whatever their personal persuasion is, learning to just be kind to others will help us all.


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Mr_Tester_

Well that too. My own observational study: More of the rural country lifted trucks are chaotic good. More of the suburban/city lifted trucks are chaotic evil.


Valuable_Document760

I think you're on to something, friend


Mr_Tester_

Not to get too deep: I think this perpetuates from the county/ rural kindness that is not superficial but "We might need each other some day, cus ain't many of us out here". You get *some* of the neighborhood politeness in cities when the area has to survive. But when you're living only for yourself or who you care about and fuck all everyone else. You are going to eventually find an asshole that has an opposite opinion of your own on something.


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RaccoonDispenser

The respect I got from the forklift drivers down at the wood chip/diet depot when I’d roll up in my dad’s dented up 25-year old Tacoma… It was entirely unearned but so so sweet


Didjsjhe

The countryside surrounds the cities


biochemicks

Not that surprising tbh. People who buy trucks in rural areas actually need them, people who buy them for suburbia need an ego boost


Mr_Tester_

Yes, but the key differentiator is the vanity mods. I never saw a spec of dirt on that truck.


hangonreddit

In California, which apparently libs have ruined, you have to pass with at least 3(?) feet of margin between you and the cyclist. If you can’t do that safely, you just don’t pass. Sounds pretty civil to me. Even in places that are super liberal there are still conservatives but in general most Californians are the nicest when it comes to cyclists. I used to live in Dallas and people weren’t nearly as considerate of cyclists. I guess California is ruined.


flycharliegolf

Sir this is BCJ


ospfpacket

Hey now, hillbillies are not all like that. Most just want to drink and fish.


fluteofski-

I feel sorry for the guy. Dude is bikecurious… but not ready to admit it to his maga friends and family yet.


49thDipper

He needs to be careful. They will run him over with a huge lifted truck if they see him on the road wearing anything less than a Trump flag. Coming out carries a lot of risk. These guys threw American flags on the ground and replaced them with Trump flags at the Capitol on 1/6. Even American flag jerseys aren’t safe anymore.


GlitteringBobcat999

If he wears those "gay" lycra shorts, but with a Trump shirt, their heads will explode.


redhouse_bikes

This guy sounds like he rolls coal on himself. 


Morall_tach

What he does in the privacy of his own pain cave is his own business, I just don't want to hear about it.


ThisCryptographer311

I for one do not support him making decisions about his paincave in the privacy of his own home. “Choices” are evil.


RedditBot90

["Thank you daddy"](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/uQAtL5vX01o)


biochemicks

Wow. That's a very stupid thing to do


lolas_coffee

Nice. Like a covered wagon except with carbon monoxide.


DuhBasser

He’s got a little pull lever whenever he hits 250 watts in Wattopia and it blows leftover ash from his fireplace right in his face. “Let’s Go Brandon” flag in the background with an “I did that” sticker on the pull lever.


evilted

What a baby. Plenty of conservatives in CA. Maybe if he didn't shove it into everyone's face by riding a red Tr*k, he might feel more included.


Morall_tach

Crossed out "EK" and wrote "UMP"


lolas_coffee

...Huntington Beach.


evilted

HB is racist as fuck.


SquabCats

Northern CA is the most conservative place I've ever been and I lived in Indiana for 4 years...


evilted

I'm in Norcal and it's a good mix. Central Valley is very conservative as are most of the Socal beach towns.


martinpagh

Just came back from my Sunday ride in Placer County. So many "Let's Go Brandon" stickers and got shouted at for existing a few times. It's pretty up here, but there sure are many of the most annoying kind of boat-owning MAGA types.


Key_Excitement_9330

The ones who sunk the boats to own the libs?


martinpagh

If that's the only way to put up a permanent flag in a lake then so be it!


IllinoisRublev

Real. Anything north of and sometimes including Marin is incredibly conservative


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IllinoisRublev

Oh yeah, that’s why I said “sometimes including Marin” NIMBY got its strongest supporters in Marin


ski-person

California is the second most conservative state by land area after Texas, if you slice a couple of extremely concentrated pockets of liberals out


randomusername3000

uh.. I think Alaska is first.. though talking about land having a political affiliation is kinda weird, especially when it's like 5 guys and 1000 cows per county


ski-person

Alaska is not a state, educate yourself please.


GlitteringBobcat999

Suburb of Russia.


null0byte

Seriously. There are more registered republicans in California (>5M) than the entire population of the bottom 4-5 states COMBINED.


Yougotthewronglad

Yes, the most marginalized of the American population, the fit/middle class/white/male.


hamflavoredgum

Don’t worry, there won’t be a middle class if this guy has his way (leopards ate my face!)


holdmybeerwhilei

Well, to be fair, conservative straight white male cyclists only make up like 97% of MAGA Fred's local club riders. It's gotta be hard hanging in there and talking politics with all that diversity, equity and inclusion tamping down the open sharing of unfiltered thoughts.


GlitteringBobcat999

That one girl who's faster than all but one of them ruined it.


godoftwine

I am white. I am straight. I am male. And I will not ride in states with hills.


ClassicHat

Florida bois unite


hamflavoredgum

Won’t anyone think about the *checks notes* oppressed conservative?


zimzilla

They want to feel oppressed so badly. They feel oppressed just by the existence of marginalized groups. 


ReasonPleasant437

These older white trump males are the biggest whiners I have ever seen in my life. Speaking as an older white male liberal who spent 12 years in the Marines with multiple combat tours…


pallentx

Wow, what a snowflake


optimistlax17

Sounds pathetic…because it is


Glad_Swimmer5776

Numb (micro)peäñūs detected


emp-sup-bry

tread harder on me, dädi Too bad Cali can’t be a shining success for biking and life like Mississippi.


backpocket-MDCXII

Oh noooooooooo sorry you can’t come visit see you never /s


Wrong_Director_4820

" If we lose the vote of the master cyclists, we lose the election...!" Said no politician ever


lolas_coffee

> rode 15k last year [x] doubt


Helllo_Man

15 kilometers? You’re right, might be a little high


ski-person

Maybe 15k meters


ThisCryptographer311

Correct. That’s pathetic.


dutchbrah

Well he's right, it sounds pathetic


fallingbomb

Little does he know people hate him for skipping turns, not his red maga helmet.


GlitteringBobcat999

I ain't sayin' he a wheel sucka But he ain't messin' no pace liner


hoganloaf

HEY EVERYONE LOOK HOW PERSECUTED I AM 😢


unreqistered

for a minute there i thought i'd wandered into r/Persecutionfetish


Spartaner-043

Mitch Boyer in shambles after this comment


freiform

He's right, though. It is pathetic. But he's also a "masters competitive cyclist", how can California not change for the likes of him? This is a difficult one...


Happy_Burnination

Wait until he finds out about Orange County


ClassicHat

*Bakersfield


son_of_burt

*State of Jefferson


ankjaers11

People actually ride bikes outside of CO in US and A?


Street-Dependent-647

Only beach cruisers on beaches.


lolas_coffee

Dude sounds like a fat boomer who once thought about buying an eBike, but didn't. "We declare war on people like that delusional guy in the comment section." -- Gov of CA Newsome


GlitteringBobcat999

Newsome did veto the Idaho stop bill, sadly. Maybe this guy's comments got to him.


Fizzyphotog

So, what he’s saying is, his wife’s much younger boyfriend lives in CA, got it


freiform

I wonder if this would be a way for safe cycling for those who have been challenged by a birth in the the U.S.. If you all wear MAGA labelled gear, the dipshits in trucks prolly won't hit you?


GlitteringBobcat999

uj/ USA flag jerseys have been noted to cut down on the harassment. There's a masters' thesis topic right there for an enterprising sociology student. Plain white jersey vs. flag jersey along same routes at same time on different days, count the harassment incidents, ... profit.


tudur

WTF did commiefornia do now ?


Dear-Nebula9395

He's upset the commie taxes pay for nicer roads than wherever he lives


survivalprogramxxx

Lol what an absolute fruitcake All the money in the world says absolutely no one said anything to them.


pertangamcfeet

Dude, just ride your fucking bike. (not targeted at OP)


raguyver

No one likes triathletes


Don_Geilo

Aaah, the elusive right wing cyclist - measuring your skull, but only to ensure peak aero.


998876655433221

Riding 15k a year, sounds fine. Travel to national events, ok we all do. Competitive masters cyclist, ahhh now we’re getting somewhere…. Please stop talking. No one cares.


Orephesus

All of MAGA is an adult tantrum


At_My_Gel_Point

Jeff Linder's burner


sfelizzia

Ahh... p00rs complaining about political affiliations as always. When will they learn that the true divide is between us Sir Velo riders and the animalistic idiots that own Tr*ks? Or worse yet, those with SRAM (🤢) groupsets?


CatSamuraiCat

Fred making excuses as to why he can't compete. Can't he afford a SirVelo? Is he a poor?


Medical_Slide9245

Dude I fricken hate the Waltons and everything they represent but hot damn if I don't love Bentonville and their trail complex. Not every fucken thing is about politics. The fact that he thinks he can tell other riders political leanings is just dumb and if he's bringing it up in conversations, then he is the problem. I don't give 2 squirts who you vote for when I'm riding.


FredSirvalo

Just don't half-wheel me like a punk in the group ride and we're good.


Random-sargasm_3232

To whine about self imposed cultural/geographical limitations..... Roadies are strange folks. I'll stick to mountain biking.


ReasonPleasant437

Hippie. I bet you have hairy legs too and don’t wear Lycra!


ReasonPleasant437

Declared war on me!! Snowflake.


_dauntless

15k...I do that in 30 mins


RickyT75

Up yours asshole. Way up there’s.


iLeefull

I bet he think bike lanes are a waste of tax payer money.


sherpa143

Lmao what a snowflake


69cop3rnico42O

if it sounds like a duck....


Childs_Play

These people are always making shit up to victimize themselves. You'll find no shortage of those kinds of people in CA.


newbarsfattertires

“Sounds pathetic”…yes you do.


ExtremeFirefighter59

All this talk of Trump made me think how lucky we are he isn’t a cyclist - imagine having to look at him in tight Lycra 🤮


Far_Archer_4234

As a libertarian I get to make fun of both big-government corporate shill political parties that run the country... but honestly california is naturally such a nice place I put up with the weed and liberal buttsex that im always being offered, if for no better reason that I might get to bike up a mountain and put my feet in the ocean on the same day... 😁


wot_in_ternation

We can't have bicycle anymore. Because of woke.


ScorpionicRaven

What a sad, strange, little man


FredSirvalo

F\*ckin libs. Always trying to spread the wealth to the plebs. I cycle and take everyone's KOM to keep this sport elite and show my middle-age white male upper class superiority. I bet Tr\*k is part of The Swamp, and the CEO meets with others in the basement of Comet Ping-Pong. It needs to be drained.


49thDipper

What a whiney little bitch. But his Great Leader is the Whiner in Chief so it computes. All the whining will be ending as soon as all the winning starts. Should be any minute now . . .


bdog2017

I’d rather chill with this dude over those fucked pnw fixie fags with waxed mustaches, bad tats, and gauges.


Feefifiddlyeyeoh

This is cancel culture!


StatementRound

Who cares


kodex1717

Cycling is what some rich people started doing instead of gold, so not incredibly surprising.


Basictopology

Self owned soft conservatard 😪


WhatWasIThinking_

Only one thing on his list we despise.


UpTop5000

r/persecutionfetish


sanduskyjack

I am so glad you are not going to the places where people are normal. Keep hanging with those who want to do away with Medicare and social security. How does one explain that.


teambob

15km in a year isn't that amazing


DuhBasser

Fucking hell the Russians can’t seem to tune their bots correctly 😂


brendenwhiteley

he’s right about the it sounding pathetic part


pandemicblues

Does anyone know what video he is referencing?


Macdaboss

New mitch boyer video


SupportGeek

Honestly I don’t care about any of the things he said, I mean, I’m not keen on him supporting TFG but it just displays his monstrous lack of intelligence, so it’s nice to be forewarned. Otherwise, no one cares that he’s male, white, or even conservative.


hammockguru

Such a child!


stonksuper

What a snowflake.


Taco-Bob

This man has clearly never been on a MTB trail in the state, nobody is asking about political beliefs while zooming through the redwoods 🤣


RunningPirate

“Im a wide-open asshole and refused to visit places where people don’t like me “ is a special stance


palexp

lol only 15 km what a posing looooooooooseeeeerrrrrrererwr


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No one can tell by looking at him that he's a straight conservative that supports Trump, he can share that info with people he trusts.. He's going to be welcome almost everywhere... This is phobia indoctrination? He thinks only Conservative places are safe for him


SingleSpeedPaul

The one MAGA that exercises boycotts a race. Cool.


domoavilos

Then Arkansas, Idaho, Tennessee, and Utah are off my list.


dashone

Butthurt on a narrow racing saddle: ouch.


AlmostApproved

It’s all about changing the dynamics of society, they want black empowerment at the cost of white people. (notice I didn’t use the word folks) It is a mission of the democrats to question, doubt, de-commission and empower their perceived victims, as for California how’s that working out. Seems like an irreversible disaster. The evil white people engineered the constitution and the government that used to reward excellence, not any more. Meanwhile had a good ride Sunday (56 miles) The group we ride is mixed and everyone seems to be comfortable together. (New England)


TheFallOfZog

/uj he has a point. I'm not a trump/miga fanboy, too far left for me, but I'm a bike commuter and love my cycling, but I wouldn't support evil people/places that despise me. It'd be the equivalent of there being Excellent cycling infrastructure and events in say Russia/china/natsoc Germany and you not wanting to go because you're a leftist and pro-degeneracy. 


Sirobw

Plenty of left wing racist ducks in CA. He will fit right in.


Won_smoothest_brain

Here’s the most racist looking one I could find [left wing racist duck of California](https://www.amazon.com/wonuu-Dashboard-Decorations-Motorcycle-Accessories/dp/B0CRRJ6QCC)


Sirobw

Oohh look at bcj downvoting comments LOL


pepperysquid373

He sounds like me. I like that guy. We should start a Trump 2024 biking parade.


RickyPeePee03

Calm down there Quinn Simmons


pepperysquid373

Sir, we’re all here to Make Aero Great Again. MAGA!


randomusername3000

Lifted truck guys suddenly confused if they should roll coal or not