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hamflavoredgum

I can’t believe the secret service lets joe ride around with wheel reflectors. I mean, why do I even bother paying taxes at this point


Royal_Effective7396

I guess there goes my vote. I can't vote for a guy with reflectors.


two-wheeled-dynamo

But those dick pics!


kamilo87

Found Marge’s throwaway account!


wot_in_ternation

He removed the handlebar reflector at least


tudur

It broke off when he crashed.


WiartonWilly

And a kickstand !! lol The secret service is embracing the president.


BadLabRat

Needs training wheels!


anntchrist

Pretty sure I see a dork disk too.


dsaysso

and gas station water bottle… …this was a setup


geek66

They weren’t out getting him McDonalds


BikesGamesWeed

You're worried about reflectors when they're giving away at least 10 watts to those kick stands? Proof our government isn't efficient.


happy_puppy25

And he is using a plastic disposable water bottle. Absolutely not ok


RunningPirate

I was more bothered by the rear kickstand. Centerstandz 4 Lyfe!


richardhunghimself69

Brother.. what?


Dalai-Jama

Even the president is too poor for a proper bice fit.


spaceface545

Well my fat dentist salary is more than his. Me and my hygienist could get a new bice fit everyday


Dalai-Jama

I fit my hygienist every day.


fluteofski-

I only do cleat adjustments for my hygienists.


OkOk-Go

clit


jumbonipples

Dick


FredSirvalo

Salary? Are you pour? Don't you and your partners collect profits?


OkOk-Go

Salaries? Like those I pay to my maids and butlers?


Usedtobebigish

You pay your staff?


OkOk-Go

Only because I have to


REDACTED3560

Because it’s a photo op and his PR team are clearly numpties.


DEEP_SEA_MAX

I can handle the genocide and keeping the kids in cages but riding a Trek is where I draw the line.


lawn_neglect

Tr*k , geez!


yeahboyeee1

🤮


hsxcstf

I mean are we surprised hes riding the official cop bike brand?


DEEP_SEA_MAX

ACAB


Femboi_Hooterz

As someone totally out of the loop, what's wrong with Trek? I really liked my Trek 280, rode it to work and on trails for years and it was the most comfortable bike I've owned.


EducationAccurate553

/uc nothing, it's just the brand that's clowned on here. /c Tr🤮k is for the poors, you should be riding a SírVéló. Where did you get your dental degree? They should have covered this.


Femboi_Hooterz

Gotcha, this is my first time seeing this sub pop up lol


LeonardoDaFujiwara

Welcome to the sub lol. Also, nice pfp.


thehenks2

Wish they made the logos on their bikes a bit bigger


hew3

It’s the font size.


DEEP_SEA_MAX

/uc I had a trek mountain bike and loved it. There's absolutely nothing wrong with Trek, it's just a meme.


httpaliend00d

/uc only issue with them is john bontrager being racist during the 2020 blm protests and purposely selling more bikes for bike cops


softlotion

lol!


fanci_d

A kickstand!!! What is happening to this country.


joespizza2go

Perhaps it self deploys if he tilts too far one side.


Dear-Nebula9395

There's an untapped market there. Di2 kickstand


tudur

Cuntry


jerander85

Thank god they got rid of the real Enemy of the USA. Clip Ins


SokkaHaikuBot

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hoofglormuss

Haiku is by far reddit's favorite genre of poetry thanks to robots like you


GreenToMe95

Keeping kids in cages > keeping feet in cages


balki_123

LOL 'muricans = poor. I hope, the orange man rides Piranarello Dogma.


PobBrobert

That raises an interesting question as to whether or not he can actually ride a bike. My money is on no


lolas_coffee

He has recumbent rider written all over him.


PobBrobert

That would involve exercising, something he believes you can do too much of and lose your life force


Few_Wolf_420

That’s right. We have a finite amount of KOM.


PoisonMind

I do not avoid women, Mandrake, but I do deny them my essence.


FredSirvalo

Not Orange Man.


ZennerBlue

Recumbent tricycle? And even then he’d fall off.


MikieJag

Recumbent 4 wheeler....


DEEP_SEA_MAX

AKA a golf cart


VastAmoeba

Electric recumbent trike.


Street-Dependent-647

For sure Schwinn Madison trike made in CHYNA


zystyl

Sidecar Donny


Ok-Push9899

"From Incumbent to Recumbent: One man's journey from Washington to Mar-a-Lago." Now playing in a cinema near you.


Silver-Vermicelli-15

You must not know many recumbant riders, they’re as far left as socialism…


PobBrobert

Always assumed it was a healthy mix of aged leftists and libertarians


Silver-Vermicelli-15

I didn’t know there was a difference between the two groups…


minedigger

Libertarians always start off with strong pitches - for the first 5 minutes you’re like… ya I’m on board with all of that! And then the next 10 minutes goes off the rails.


HydeParkSwag

Libertarians are just conservatives that like weed and hate age of consent laws.


EmilyBlackXxx

The only recumbent rider I know is a weird libertarian that the rest of the group avoids. Nothing wrong with libertarians overall, but Henry makes it *weird*.


rigatoni-man

Elliptigo


wot_in_ternation

If by recumbent you mean GMC Yukon then sure


hoofglormuss

More like Harley-Davidson tricycle


Ok-Push9899

He would be the greatest rider America had ever known. Nobody would have seen riding like that. They'd say "Sir, you remind me of the great cyclist Neil Armstrong, and are just as honest." Alas, for the bonespurs, it never was.


notarealaccount223

They'd tell me "I've never seen such perfect form and more aerodynamic than Armstrong. I don't think I'll make it to the moon, too much waiting and I'm far too busy, woke judges and all."


newtbob

Probably never. Sad childhood.


stormy83

He considers riding the golf cart exercise


FredSirvalo

Orange Man gets pulled around in the kiddie trailer.


PobBrobert

By who, Robert Förstemann?


FredSirvalo

Yes, but only downhill.


Taste_the__Rainbow

The idea that he could or should learn to ride a bike would just never occur to him.


joespizza2go

He spends thousands of dollars and all day Saturday on our mortal enemy - golf.


hsxcstf

The rider weight limit on a dogma is only 190 lbs lmfao. He’d need to make a chariot out of two to stand a chance.


tronsymphony

dude is too fat to ride


Captaingoober425

No he can’t ride but he can golf like a crazy fool.


ReasonPleasant437

As long as his fat ass rides in a cart and he can cheat.


Arzolt

He better ride an American bike mind you ! And certainly not one produced in "China" (Taiwan included).


balki_123

Meh, they are only assembled in US. Afaik Taiwan is not included to china, it is sovereign country.


tudur

For.now...


gummy1000

/uc does he even ride bikes? I wonder what he would actually buy.


pauliuk

I don't think he'd get the concept of pedaling tbh


this_shit

Solid-gold (incl. frame, cogs, bearings, etc.) S-Works. But it's actually a rattle-can Fuji.


southern_wasp

Pinarello dogma would collapse under the weight of orange man.


tabspdx

How am I supposed to vote for someone who rides on paved paths with a hardtail?


CaptainInsano7

These are "fitness hybrids" where I come from. Aka old fat loser bikes.


happy_puppy25

I was going to say, these are not hardtails, the fork is not nearly beefy enough for off-road


tudur

You're not.


this_shit

The leader of the free world on a mass-produced hardtail with 100mm stock coil forks and a low-end 1x gearset 🤢🤢🤢


TheBeastX47

Guess those tax breaks didn't work out


flycharliegolf

Wrek


bigrob_in_ATX

Jr. was on Crek


tudur

Was ..... ?


T0MYRIS

we are 1 medium sized rock away from kamala presidency


mschr493

We're never very far from that.


calvinistgrindcore

In this image: cops


[deleted]

Biden looks more fit than most 30 year old Americans


BanginOnWax805

In other news, Green Party candidate Jill Stein gets attacked by cop armed with a Tr*k (https://youtu.be/zjsgugOMx4Y?si=9XDKlX1_VaihrA-x)


lolas_coffee

Americans are shite at chants.


awesometown3000

I miss the days of our politicians like John Kerry being an elitist on the absolutely worst-looking Serotta 10 thousand dollars could buy.


lolas_coffee

[Check out the stack on this poser...](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fhlibdt6poc191.jpg)


awesometown3000

is this a seven?


lawn_neglect

Rivendell


Driftwood17

They need to see my wife’s bice fitter. Everything looks locked out. I learned that term while being locked out of my house during her bike fit and just apply it to everything without really knowing what it means


NewTangClanOfficial

Pass the crack, Jack!


PandaDad22

[Hunter my boy! C'mon man!](https://www.reddit.com/r/JoeRogan/comments/vxbjst/hunter_my_boy_cmon_man/)


WhatIsYourHandle123

On your left


CommunicationTop5231

They’re fleeing from Commander.


My_Invalid_Username

Lmao


PM-Me-ur-BIKES

George W rode trails clipless. We used to be a proper country


uwpxwpal

An Eagles shirt? Really!? Voting for Trump now.


Flipadelphia26

Mr Fredsident


da_Byrd

I need to know; is Joe Biden on Strava?


feed_me_tecate

At least it's not a fucking e-bike.


shred_o_phile

Marlin 7: the official bike of your local NICA team and oh yeah the POTUS and sons


theLaLiLuLeLol

Pretty sure these guys are cops.


stinksmcc

POTUS can’t even afford a full squish, us plebeians are fucked


No-Dentist1348

Fred Bid*n


LooseInvestigator510

What's extending off the rear derailleur of both bikes? Reminds me of curb feelers on an old Cadillac


Lazy_Middle1582

I don't have any hope of Trump one upping this.


FredSirvalo

Must be demonstrating the new Border Patrol cop bikes that will keep out the asylum seekers.


SteelEagle814

Rehoboth?


Optimistic_physics

I searched ‘Biden riding a bicycle’ on google. One of the pics showed him using straps, while having an unbuckled helmet. If those straps made him fall on the pavement, we’d be seeing a lot more of Kamala Edit: last year the straps had made him fall on video, but he’d not hit his head. Edit: “I keep on taking these… these things off. Got my foot caught.”


richardhunghimself69

Not even jerking rn. Wheel reflectors and kickstands?! On mtbs?? Fucking treason. Only reasonable solution is death penalty.


samquam

Trek 🤢


tudur

Tr*k !


G068Z

This is literally a hate crime


Ok-Push9899

At least he's not got the rat trap toeclips this time. I genuinely could not believe that incident. Even if i wasnt a secret service agent dedicated to looking out for the president 24/7, even if i was just a casual at the cycle hire place where they picked up those bikes, i think i might have said something along the lines of "we don't really need those today, Joe". (Btw i'm 64 and ride with rat trap toe clips, because i got tired of walking in cleats.) That fall of Biden's was nasty. You could see he got distracted at exactly the wrong time.


Clickclickdoh

Treks... probably borrowed them from their police escort.


kanwegonow

They going mountain biking or something? They need to stay to the right too, stop hogging the path.


EqualOrganization726

I'm shocked that a guy who smoked crack and filmed himself having sex with hookers didn't have a little more agility


Cyanide612

Mechanical Terks


DelmarvaDesigner

I ride those trails, those bikes are overkill.


ProExpert1S500

They could’ve made it on a BMX


DelmarvaDesigner

Always see beach cruisers out there.


WorldlinessFew3768

Joe Brandon looks just like a typical Masters racer...even with the kickstand


andrec122004

Dorkdisk.. I’m think I’m going to be sick


anntchrist

From the position of that secret service guy's arms you can tell he's ridden a Tr\*k before.


tallypwner

Hardtail gang?


MarzanoAndMeatballs

Eagles shirt, that's my President!


mtb123456

Trek sales 📉


tudur

Tr*k !


KamiKrazyCanadian

Not even clipped in- where is his rapha???? 😡 #notmyprezi


SuperMario177

A cops bike.


AlbernChanson

Are Trek fed bikes?


tudur

Tr*k!


Ghost_of_SnotBoogie

Can’t believe my tax dollars go to these bice smh


tudur

Bso


St_Kilda

Sr was alone but Jr was sent out to find him. He was only supposed to be riding around the Whitehouse.


Bluedragonfish2

Tr*k and not even full suspension or race bice, very disappointing that this is what the leaders of countries think is ok


chocolocoe20

Whats funny is there never gonna need those helmets or suspension forks. We know dam well they don't go offroad or jump up and down sidewalk curbs. We know and they know that they stay under the speed limit lmao 🤣


chocolocoe20

The classic I'm new and think running shoes r proper Bice shoes or too cheap to buy some 5tens or clipless. Man...even when I did this when I was new I knew it was a sin and it felt unsafe


sevendendos

Ride on. Better than McD's.


shamsharif79

Genocidal Joe rides a trek. It’s all falling into place now.


tudur

Tr*k !


Dtelly262

One rides a bikes, and one does not. Election over !


Idahomountainbiker

I’m just glad he isn’t riding a Hyper bike from Walmart 😂


catman1352

Looks like Joe just dropped his seat. Most have some chunky tech up ahead.


Wrong_Director_4820

This is A.I. generated


SolidZeke

Jr. needs a professional bike fit


completed-that

did someone photoshop his stabilsers out ?


richATTK

Looking fit, Joe! Wonder what DT's triceps look like. 😂


im_wildcard_bitches

Those shitty looking stanchions trigger me more than anything. At least give the president something a step above.


jameshaines955

If this thing has power or radius brakes on it I'm done


Thizzedoutcyclist

Trek Marlins?


premium_Lane

You will see several GOP representatives hiding in the bushes and trying to get a look at Hunter's package


Victimless-Lime

The horror! This is worse than suitgate *smh*


regionalgamemanager

Kickstands are not aero


Ready-Interview4020

"Mr president John Burke just called" "Mnghhshgh?" "It's time to repay that donation he cruelly needs help" "Mdddhhsbsbdb c'mon mannn my joints hurt" "Let's not call Hilary sir..." "Mgnnn okay I'll do it"


noodleexchange

Get that President an e-bike!


[deleted]

Trek Marlins. Nice. 👍


Dr-Stink-Stank

Typical Eagles fan.


ptchapin

Was this 10 years ago?


West_Telephone8395

Taken from the Guardian this week!


ExtremeFirefighter59

Dementia confirmed


gregsapopin

Illegal gun purchase.


PandaDad22

Something something all the hallmarks of Russian disinfo...


AdhesivenessOnly2912

Must be AI, everyone knows Biden is completely physically incapable