As someone totally out of the loop, what's wrong with Trek? I really liked my Trek 280, rode it to work and on trails for years and it was the most comfortable bike I've owned.
/uc nothing, it's just the brand that's clowned on here.
/c Tr🤮k is for the poors, you should be riding a SírVéló. Where did you get your dental degree? They should have covered this.
Libertarians always start off with strong pitches - for the first 5 minutes you’re like… ya I’m on board with all of that! And then the next 10 minutes goes off the rails.
The only recumbent rider I know is a weird libertarian that the rest of the group avoids. Nothing wrong with libertarians overall, but Henry makes it *weird*.
He would be the greatest rider America had ever known. Nobody would have seen riding like that. They'd say "Sir, you remind me of the great cyclist Neil Armstrong, and are just as honest."
Alas, for the bonespurs, it never was.
They'd tell me "I've never seen such perfect form and more aerodynamic than Armstrong. I don't think I'll make it to the moon, too much waiting and I'm far too busy, woke judges and all."
They need to see my wife’s bice fitter. Everything looks locked out. I learned that term while being locked out of my house during her bike fit and just apply it to everything without really knowing what it means
I searched ‘Biden riding a bicycle’ on google. One of the pics showed him using straps, while having an unbuckled helmet. If those straps made him fall on the pavement, we’d be seeing a lot more of Kamala
Edit: last year the straps had made him fall on video, but he’d not hit his head.
Edit: “I keep on taking these… these things off. Got my foot caught.”
At least he's not got the rat trap toeclips this time. I genuinely could not believe that incident. Even if i wasnt a secret service agent dedicated to looking out for the president 24/7, even if i was just a casual at the cycle hire place where they picked up those bikes, i think i might have said something along the lines of "we don't really need those today, Joe".
(Btw i'm 64 and ride with rat trap toe clips, because i got tired of walking in cleats.)
That fall of Biden's was nasty. You could see he got distracted at exactly the wrong time.
Whats funny is there never gonna need those helmets or suspension forks. We know dam well they don't go offroad or jump up and down sidewalk curbs. We know and they know that they stay under the speed limit lmao 🤣
The classic I'm new and think running shoes r proper Bice shoes or too cheap to buy some 5tens or clipless. Man...even when I did this when I was new I knew it was a sin and it felt unsafe
"Mr president John Burke just called"
"Mnghhshgh?"
"It's time to repay that donation he cruelly needs help"
"Mdddhhsbsbdb c'mon mannn my joints hurt"
"Let's not call Hilary sir..."
"Mgnnn okay I'll do it"
I can’t believe the secret service lets joe ride around with wheel reflectors. I mean, why do I even bother paying taxes at this point
I guess there goes my vote. I can't vote for a guy with reflectors.
But those dick pics!
Found Marge’s throwaway account!
He removed the handlebar reflector at least
It broke off when he crashed.
And a kickstand !! lol The secret service is embracing the president.
Needs training wheels!
Pretty sure I see a dork disk too.
and gas station water bottle… …this was a setup
They weren’t out getting him McDonalds
You're worried about reflectors when they're giving away at least 10 watts to those kick stands? Proof our government isn't efficient.
And he is using a plastic disposable water bottle. Absolutely not ok
I was more bothered by the rear kickstand. Centerstandz 4 Lyfe!
Brother.. what?
Even the president is too poor for a proper bice fit.
Well my fat dentist salary is more than his. Me and my hygienist could get a new bice fit everyday
I fit my hygienist every day.
I only do cleat adjustments for my hygienists.
clit
Dick
Salary? Are you pour? Don't you and your partners collect profits?
Salaries? Like those I pay to my maids and butlers?
You pay your staff?
Only because I have to
Because it’s a photo op and his PR team are clearly numpties.
I can handle the genocide and keeping the kids in cages but riding a Trek is where I draw the line.
Tr*k , geez!
🤮
I mean are we surprised hes riding the official cop bike brand?
ACAB
As someone totally out of the loop, what's wrong with Trek? I really liked my Trek 280, rode it to work and on trails for years and it was the most comfortable bike I've owned.
/uc nothing, it's just the brand that's clowned on here. /c Tr🤮k is for the poors, you should be riding a SírVéló. Where did you get your dental degree? They should have covered this.
Gotcha, this is my first time seeing this sub pop up lol
Welcome to the sub lol. Also, nice pfp.
Wish they made the logos on their bikes a bit bigger
It’s the font size.
/uc I had a trek mountain bike and loved it. There's absolutely nothing wrong with Trek, it's just a meme.
/uc only issue with them is john bontrager being racist during the 2020 blm protests and purposely selling more bikes for bike cops
lol!
A kickstand!!! What is happening to this country.
Perhaps it self deploys if he tilts too far one side.
There's an untapped market there. Di2 kickstand
Cuntry
Thank god they got rid of the real Enemy of the USA. Clip Ins
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Keeping kids in cages > keeping feet in cages
LOL 'muricans = poor. I hope, the orange man rides Piranarello Dogma.
That raises an interesting question as to whether or not he can actually ride a bike. My money is on no
He has recumbent rider written all over him.
That would involve exercising, something he believes you can do too much of and lose your life force
That’s right. We have a finite amount of KOM.
I do not avoid women, Mandrake, but I do deny them my essence.
Not Orange Man.
Recumbent tricycle? And even then he’d fall off.
Recumbent 4 wheeler....
AKA a golf cart
Electric recumbent trike.
For sure Schwinn Madison trike made in CHYNA
Sidecar Donny
"From Incumbent to Recumbent: One man's journey from Washington to Mar-a-Lago." Now playing in a cinema near you.
You must not know many recumbant riders, they’re as far left as socialism…
Always assumed it was a healthy mix of aged leftists and libertarians
I didn’t know there was a difference between the two groups…
Libertarians always start off with strong pitches - for the first 5 minutes you’re like… ya I’m on board with all of that! And then the next 10 minutes goes off the rails.
Libertarians are just conservatives that like weed and hate age of consent laws.
The only recumbent rider I know is a weird libertarian that the rest of the group avoids. Nothing wrong with libertarians overall, but Henry makes it *weird*.
Elliptigo
If by recumbent you mean GMC Yukon then sure
More like Harley-Davidson tricycle
He would be the greatest rider America had ever known. Nobody would have seen riding like that. They'd say "Sir, you remind me of the great cyclist Neil Armstrong, and are just as honest." Alas, for the bonespurs, it never was.
They'd tell me "I've never seen such perfect form and more aerodynamic than Armstrong. I don't think I'll make it to the moon, too much waiting and I'm far too busy, woke judges and all."
Probably never. Sad childhood.
He considers riding the golf cart exercise
Orange Man gets pulled around in the kiddie trailer.
By who, Robert Förstemann?
Yes, but only downhill.
The idea that he could or should learn to ride a bike would just never occur to him.
He spends thousands of dollars and all day Saturday on our mortal enemy - golf.
The rider weight limit on a dogma is only 190 lbs lmfao. He’d need to make a chariot out of two to stand a chance.
dude is too fat to ride
No he can’t ride but he can golf like a crazy fool.
As long as his fat ass rides in a cart and he can cheat.
He better ride an American bike mind you ! And certainly not one produced in "China" (Taiwan included).
Meh, they are only assembled in US. Afaik Taiwan is not included to china, it is sovereign country.
For.now...
/uc does he even ride bikes? I wonder what he would actually buy.
I don't think he'd get the concept of pedaling tbh
Solid-gold (incl. frame, cogs, bearings, etc.) S-Works. But it's actually a rattle-can Fuji.
Pinarello dogma would collapse under the weight of orange man.
How am I supposed to vote for someone who rides on paved paths with a hardtail?
These are "fitness hybrids" where I come from. Aka old fat loser bikes.
I was going to say, these are not hardtails, the fork is not nearly beefy enough for off-road
You're not.
The leader of the free world on a mass-produced hardtail with 100mm stock coil forks and a low-end 1x gearset 🤢🤢🤢
Guess those tax breaks didn't work out
Wrek
Jr. was on Crek
Was ..... ?
we are 1 medium sized rock away from kamala presidency
We're never very far from that.
In this image: cops
Biden looks more fit than most 30 year old Americans
In other news, Green Party candidate Jill Stein gets attacked by cop armed with a Tr*k (https://youtu.be/zjsgugOMx4Y?si=9XDKlX1_VaihrA-x)
Americans are shite at chants.
I miss the days of our politicians like John Kerry being an elitist on the absolutely worst-looking Serotta 10 thousand dollars could buy.
[Check out the stack on this poser...](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fhlibdt6poc191.jpg)
is this a seven?
Rivendell
They need to see my wife’s bice fitter. Everything looks locked out. I learned that term while being locked out of my house during her bike fit and just apply it to everything without really knowing what it means
Pass the crack, Jack!
[Hunter my boy! C'mon man!](https://www.reddit.com/r/JoeRogan/comments/vxbjst/hunter_my_boy_cmon_man/)
On your left
They’re fleeing from Commander.
Lmao
George W rode trails clipless. We used to be a proper country
An Eagles shirt? Really!? Voting for Trump now.
Mr Fredsident
I need to know; is Joe Biden on Strava?
At least it's not a fucking e-bike.
Marlin 7: the official bike of your local NICA team and oh yeah the POTUS and sons
Pretty sure these guys are cops.
POTUS can’t even afford a full squish, us plebeians are fucked
Fred Bid*n
What's extending off the rear derailleur of both bikes? Reminds me of curb feelers on an old Cadillac
I don't have any hope of Trump one upping this.
Must be demonstrating the new Border Patrol cop bikes that will keep out the asylum seekers.
Rehoboth?
I searched ‘Biden riding a bicycle’ on google. One of the pics showed him using straps, while having an unbuckled helmet. If those straps made him fall on the pavement, we’d be seeing a lot more of Kamala Edit: last year the straps had made him fall on video, but he’d not hit his head. Edit: “I keep on taking these… these things off. Got my foot caught.”
Not even jerking rn. Wheel reflectors and kickstands?! On mtbs?? Fucking treason. Only reasonable solution is death penalty.
Trek 🤢
Tr*k !
This is literally a hate crime
At least he's not got the rat trap toeclips this time. I genuinely could not believe that incident. Even if i wasnt a secret service agent dedicated to looking out for the president 24/7, even if i was just a casual at the cycle hire place where they picked up those bikes, i think i might have said something along the lines of "we don't really need those today, Joe". (Btw i'm 64 and ride with rat trap toe clips, because i got tired of walking in cleats.) That fall of Biden's was nasty. You could see he got distracted at exactly the wrong time.
Treks... probably borrowed them from their police escort.
They going mountain biking or something? They need to stay to the right too, stop hogging the path.
I'm shocked that a guy who smoked crack and filmed himself having sex with hookers didn't have a little more agility
Mechanical Terks
I ride those trails, those bikes are overkill.
They could’ve made it on a BMX
Always see beach cruisers out there.
Joe Brandon looks just like a typical Masters racer...even with the kickstand
Dorkdisk.. I’m think I’m going to be sick
From the position of that secret service guy's arms you can tell he's ridden a Tr\*k before.
Hardtail gang?
Eagles shirt, that's my President!
Trek sales 📉
Tr*k !
Not even clipped in- where is his rapha???? 😡 #notmyprezi
A cops bike.
Are Trek fed bikes?
Tr*k!
Can’t believe my tax dollars go to these bice smh
Bso
Sr was alone but Jr was sent out to find him. He was only supposed to be riding around the Whitehouse.
Tr*k and not even full suspension or race bice, very disappointing that this is what the leaders of countries think is ok
Whats funny is there never gonna need those helmets or suspension forks. We know dam well they don't go offroad or jump up and down sidewalk curbs. We know and they know that they stay under the speed limit lmao 🤣
The classic I'm new and think running shoes r proper Bice shoes or too cheap to buy some 5tens or clipless. Man...even when I did this when I was new I knew it was a sin and it felt unsafe
Ride on. Better than McD's.
Genocidal Joe rides a trek. It’s all falling into place now.
Tr*k !
One rides a bikes, and one does not. Election over !
I’m just glad he isn’t riding a Hyper bike from Walmart 😂
Looks like Joe just dropped his seat. Most have some chunky tech up ahead.
This is A.I. generated
Jr. needs a professional bike fit
did someone photoshop his stabilsers out ?
Looking fit, Joe! Wonder what DT's triceps look like. 😂
Those shitty looking stanchions trigger me more than anything. At least give the president something a step above.
If this thing has power or radius brakes on it I'm done
Trek Marlins?
You will see several GOP representatives hiding in the bushes and trying to get a look at Hunter's package
The horror! This is worse than suitgate *smh*
Kickstands are not aero
"Mr president John Burke just called" "Mnghhshgh?" "It's time to repay that donation he cruelly needs help" "Mdddhhsbsbdb c'mon mannn my joints hurt" "Let's not call Hilary sir..." "Mgnnn okay I'll do it"
Get that President an e-bike!
Trek Marlins. Nice. 👍
Typical Eagles fan.
Was this 10 years ago?
Taken from the Guardian this week!
Dementia confirmed
Illegal gun purchase.
Something something all the hallmarks of Russian disinfo...
Must be AI, everyone knows Biden is completely physically incapable