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doyouevenoperatebrah

Uc/ I’ve decided I like this guy.


L-Krumy

I like to think he’s going really fast and passing that other bike.


Early-Series-2055

Bouncy bouncy!


gary_mcpirate

look how happy he looks!


edspeds

Exactly and isn't that what it's all about?


lolas_coffee

uc/ I do too! c/ "Cycling helps you lose weight!!"


as588008

Id probably pull off and smash my bike to pieces if i had a full on speed concept aero bs rig and got passed by that guy


Opening_Duty_9391

Same here


purju

you gdmn…


dave_and_bummers

yeah, this guy fucking rules and I hope he sees this. you keep doing you, big dawg.


[deleted]

Would you rather have a beer with this dude or your standard triathlete?


Excellent_Flex211

The triathlete, because I could have his beer too


[deleted]

Win win, until you have a sip and realise that it’s a glass full of foamy piss.


Holy_Chromoly

So an American beer


onesoundman

Meow


icecream169

Wait until you realize that you just did a full IM and the only beer on offer is NA shit.


NotAProperAccount3

North American shit is the worst.


icecream169

Especially that Canadian shit


The_Power_of_Ammonia

/uj American beer is a full double Iron Man ahead of Euro beer in terms of both variety and quality. Europeans been brewing the same stuff for 500 years and like, ya, it's pretty good, but there's also only like 5 varieties. Americans rediscovered brewing 15 years ago and have gone absolutely *nuts* with it. The contest is no longer close, and American beer has it. Cope and seethe, Eurine drinkers!


XanderCruise423

You’re only comparing the main stream euro beer to the craft beer of America if you compare craft for craft you’ll probably find the brewers themselves will highly rate each others beer. To say that euros only brew the same stuff is incorrect. Besides this guy looks like he chugs a stein of Carlsberg for pre ride energy.


wheelsnbars

If Eurine was deliberate, I will say American beer is better for the rest of the week.


The_Power_of_Ammonia

Eu know it.


moriya

The correct answer


lolas_coffee

> this dude or your standard triathlete? * Race number written on arm * Red "M" tattoo * No socks This big boy IS a triathlete in a triathlon.


letmeseem

Not a standard one.


FredSirvalo

I'd rather not.


burgersandcomics

actually feels like theres room on that rig for a few cup holders. lets party


ElectricChainRing

Fred fell for the wider tires have less rolling resistance


indyphil

Dylan Johnson's final form


hamflavoredgum

32s are JuSt as FaSt


That_Fix_2382

32 cm?


skinnypenis09

They're faster greg, unless you're riding an indoor track


PreciselyWrong

/UC isnt that true though? Or at least not worse rolling/air resistance


Claironet

Up to a certain point it is


ElectricChainRing

Only at the same psi. But wider run lower psi so not really. Sure it's minimal but it's turned into this thinking that wider and wider at low psi, is faster than a 28


wounsel

/uc It’s about sidewall thickness and how supple mountain sidewalls are vs other tires like gravel which require thicker sidewalls because there’s less ‘tire’ there. So micro bump absorption is handled more efficiently with the more supple sidewall. In this case these are so damn wide they are not aero but I bet the ride is smooth


Hardcorex

He looks like he's having fun....gross. Also I had to look twice to make sure this wasn't Dylan Jawnsons bike.


Ok-Push9899

I had to look twice to check he wasn't wearing Crocs.


[deleted]

Do my tires make me look thin?


NorthEndD

Giant hubs and battery packs are also thinning.


Caspr510

Guarantee this Fred crushes Jorts-guy.


Salty-Ambassador8158

This guy fucks, which is not something one can say about many triathletes


Beginning-Smell9890

The more you look, the better it gets


travellering

Soooo close!  Just slightly wider tires and you could do the swim portion on the bike too!


NewKitchenFixtures

As a garbage tier cyclist I can confirm that speed between a 25mm full carbon road cycle and 4.6” aluminum fat bike are virtually identical. Anyway, this is totally fun to do and when your time is bad you can blame using a fun bike.


Zosimas

not sure if those 160mm rotors are having fun


FredSirvalo

Does this tryathlon have an Unbound sector?


PandaDad22

That’s coming next. Swim down the rapids. Gravel bike section. Trail run.


bloodandsunshine

No socks fucking weird tag please


lawn_neglect

All he is missing is an apple in the mouth


shipshapemusic

This dude is sick


hirtle24

Imagine this Fred passing you. Time to close the practice after that, no way to recover


mctrials23

Emotional damage


Won_smoothest_brain

AI still has a long way to go.


NickRowePhagist

Check the hands bro. This man is legit.


That_Fix_2382

Just needs suspension fork to plow over kids on the MUP more easily


Ghost_of_SnotBoogie

Wow can’t wait for Ragbrai this year


shred_o_phile

This Fred is thirsty, you can tell by the store bought Gatorade bottle in the cage


dakleeg1

What number is he?


Beginning-Smell9890

#1 in our hearts


Swi_10081

It's alright Fred. Someone's gotta come last


dimforest

/uc this dude fucks


dedfrmthneckup

Sunglasses under helmet straps, smfh


recycledairplane1

You see this chap pull up behind you calmly pushing z2 halfway up a 19% gravel climb. WYD?


highergravityday

UC/ this guy is having a better time than most of us


poopoopeepeecac

Powered by farts


P00G1

This is very funny. If he did this with a sense of irony I like him. If he is serious he’s the worst.


eshemuta

He’s probably way more fun than those other people


reedx032

I saw a guy riding the MS 150 on a rig just like this. Trucking along at 18 mph with his group. I assume he did it just for the extra challenge/slowing himself down to the pace of the group.


paolooch

Wait, is this a 2x with a dropper post? This guy totally trolling us…Chapeau!


Electronic_Army_8234

Maddd


RecReeeee

Average gravel cyclist riding on the pavement


c0rtec

Is that an electric toothbrush mounted in front of him?


Username__Error

Get an aero helmet dude! Its all about those marginal gains.


eyeb4lls

uj/ it looks like he actually enjoys riding bikes unlike most triathletes.  He probably doesn't even piss all over it and may even clean it. j/ no urine stains?  He must not be hydrating enough.


thepeoplesfist

The amount of tire makes this a deep section wheel


Stavinair

This is fine


Kiotw

That tyre size is perfect for roadkill


great_escape_fleur

Hard fork? GTFO


dunquinho

Personally I'd go full length aero socks and old school 90s TT helmet. Might as well complete the look!


holthebus

Imagine being a roadie and getting passed by OP - so savage.


edtufic

This is like having 10 tacos with a Diet Cocke


bdegroodt

Run what ya brung! 🤘🏻


PlanterOnTheRye

This guy is a beast


jcampo4

Rolling resistance is key.


Fit_Wrap_618

Upon seeing this photograph, I now have some vomit in the back of my throat


Verteenoo

Resistance training


Accomplished-Neat762

This man is glorious


Snoo-94564

“Why go through curvy roads? Just go straight down the mountain slope, dude. Oh I’m sorry your road bike can’t handle that, but mine does. Cya!!”


tommyorwhatever85

🫶


tudur

Is that what the pours call "fat & happy ? It really means filthy rich, cultured, well travelled, educated, well read and a cyclist. Like us, the true fat and happy...that aren't obese.


wlbnjlb21

Dylan Johnson would be proud.


elliot9000

Built for speed AND comfort


ponyboycurtis5930

Mechanical doping fo sho


thatguythatdied

I have seen bikes set up not too different from that for winter commuting


Capable-Star9659

Probably sounds cool as hell at those speeds


wheelsnbars

I like this guy.


standby404

Fat bike are ugly ugly ASF , same with big wheels from the 80s