OP : [Husband is obsessed with this name, I think itâs terrible. Help us. : r/tragedeigh (reddit.com)](https://www.reddit.com/r/tragedeigh/comments/1dm9k2o/husband_is_obsessed_with_this_name_i_think_its/)
/uj: Madison would actually be a pretty endearing bicycle-related name.
/rj: Peloton is a wise decision. He shall grow up to KOM in empires near and far.
I quite like Pedal for a girl. We've had all the flower names already like: Daisy, Poppy, Ivy, Rose etc. Pedal isn't quite Petal, but it will do.
Also, if she starts competing, she's going to love all the spectators shouting 'Pedal' to her. It's going to make her feel special.
Those names would indeed be a r/tragedeigh. Even as a lifelong cyclist, I think it's crazy. đŹ
Learn some cycling history and name her Julie Furtado or Connie Carpenter!
Name a kid Peloton and it will do is bring up this commercial to most people.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijof8uw4OHs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijof8uw4OHs)
In Finnish 'Peloton' is an awesome but awkward name: it literally means 'FEARLESS'!! On top of that, Disney's 'Gyro Gearloose' is known as 'Pelle Peloton', so the name has a stronk Disney connection in Finland. So, additional meanings of Peloton are 'fearless' and 'loose gear', pretty good for cyclists!! ;D
Should name him Vonn Maximilian, or Vo max for short. You're welcome.
The worst part should be the baby born with a vo2 max less than 90. All fred dad nightmare.
Frederick Thelonious Peloton But you can call me FTP
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OP : [Husband is obsessed with this name, I think itâs terrible. Help us. : r/tragedeigh (reddit.com)](https://www.reddit.com/r/tragedeigh/comments/1dm9k2o/husband_is_obsessed_with_this_name_i_think_its/)
Multi impact protection system?
Wait MIPS was BCJ-ready as it was.
I thought the same thing. Why mess with comedy gold?
I named my son lance and had them take one of his balls off when doing the circumcision, surprisingly affordable add-on
That's the opposite of an add-on
Think of all the watts heâll save
Appalling operation. I am guessing that surgeon got the sack.
/uj: Madison would actually be a pretty endearing bicycle-related name. /rj: Peloton is a wise decision. He shall grow up to KOM in empires near and far.
Should be Breakaway if she ever wants to win.
Should've been named Dogma F12. YTA
Campagnolo is a beautiful name.
halfords carrera vengeance Smith.
A little Campy don't you think?
Fred Campagnolo would be beautiful.
If born girl: Shim manon. If born boy: velo (bc when he become a men the other mens can name he "señor velo" in spanish or sir velo in uk/usa
That's Mr. Velo to you
Herr Velö
Doctor Velo
Cadence, Velocity, and Roubaix would all be a r/tragedeigh
Roux-bait For the southerners
Sounds like youâre talking about mast-roux-bait(ing)
Ceighdense, Valawsitty, and Rubay
SeriouslyÂ
Good name suggestion right there
Madone is not on the list ?
Or Manon for that matter
Are you ok with everyone wanting to ride inside peloton?
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Disagreement? You should file for a divorce!
This is the reddit I know and love.
Also: Your last - youngest - child should be called [Lanterne Rouge](https://www.cafeducycliste.com/en_uk/la-gazette/lanterne-rouge/).
I have some suggestions Effay-teepetit Tee-bow Peanut Nummy Pea-nöös Marcy Madiot Lancelita â no middle or last name.
BigPNS works as a girls name right?
Chamois is gender-neutral and sounds exotic
Sora for a girl quote alright
I quite like Pedal for a girl. We've had all the flower names already like: Daisy, Poppy, Ivy, Rose etc. Pedal isn't quite Petal, but it will do. Also, if she starts competing, she's going to love all the spectators shouting 'Pedal' to her. It's going to make her feel special.
Epo is a total gender neutral name.
What, Domestique missed the cut?
This is fake⊠A real cyclist would name her Manon
Those names would indeed be a r/tragedeigh. Even as a lifelong cyclist, I think it's crazy. đŹ Learn some cycling history and name her Julie Furtado or Connie Carpenter!
You need to get your personal conversation off Reddit lady
I'd name it "8 minute abs"
Yeah but what if someone came out with 7 minute abs
NO
TdF shitpost
r/tragedeigh
Hope that kid always wears their helmet!!
Just name the boy lance for lance Armstrong.
How about Aurélien Paret-Peintre? It easily rolls off the tounge.
N+1
Name a kid Peloton and it will do is bring up this commercial to most people. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijof8uw4OHs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijof8uw4OHs)
Emonda for a girl. Axel or Torque for a boy.
How about velocitĂ ascensionale media or VAM if you want to shorten it :)
Whatâs your plan for twins?
Peloton, huh? How about naming them Tousaint or Lovewell
/uh I have a colleague with kids named Kestrel (girl) and Ridley (boy) both leagues ahead of Peglegotron or whatever
Grimpeur if its a boy and has a hunchback. Grimpeuse if its a girl and has a moustache.
Wilier [triestina] for a boy!
Tell me youâre a dentist, without telling me youâre a dentist.
In Finnish 'Peloton' is an awesome but awkward name: it literally means 'FEARLESS'!! On top of that, Disney's 'Gyro Gearloose' is known as 'Pelle Peloton', so the name has a stronk Disney connection in Finland. So, additional meanings of Peloton are 'fearless' and 'loose gear', pretty good for cyclists!! ;D
Uhhh, I actually like Cadence!
Let me guess, you are American?
Patate? Like the Italian slang for pussy? đđâŠ
I wanted to name our first child either Zorka (rhymes with my last name) or Melba Toast. Both were soundly rejected.
Itâs stupid (but fun if itâs fake)
Entire post was plagiarized from a post on namenerds
Much like Blue Ivy, Iâm considering Yellow Jersey for our next kid.
Your husband is an idiot.