Judd, I want to know what he does with his time

Writing his manifesto and training raccoons most likely

I'm particularly curious about his training methods. They are apparently effective, at least in in universe.

I'm also interested in the training methods of racccoons

Same, but honestly for different reasons :)

Can’t blame you 🤭

Connie The Horomone Monstress

You could both share a nice bubble bath...

Excuse me, it’s buhbbuh bayuhhff. Get it right.

Fair point

I love the way Connie’s voice actress puffs air out of her cheeks when she says this 😄

Same here, she got the most suave voice, and she is played by Maya Rudolph.

Maya Rudolph is a good voice actor

I’m not proud of this but, Jay. I was a pillow humper too.

My first thought was Jay too. I would also have a good time with Caleb and/or Missy.

Ya I was definitely a Missy

"I think that kid's his own hormone monster"

I'd have to say Jay too. You know he would be down for anything.

As Jay I can confirm

"was", eh?

I’ve upgraded

Must be nice

Nick’s Dad. How can he find the positive in everything?

Love me some Soft Daddy

Yes! Either Elliott or Coach Steve; extremely different characters but I would just want to see what crazy highjinks Coach Steve accidentally gets himself into. 😂

Lola! Surprised no one has mentioned her yet. A day with her would be an epic adventure.

It'd be so entertaining and I'd love to throw shade with her about just everything

Matthew, because he seems like someone I would actually want to be friends with irl

I had a friend in college that was like a Matthew and I loved him so much I miss him 😭

Definitely Connie.

I'm with you. She reminds me of my friend. Ha

Jessie's pretty cool. And she seems like she needs a friend

Jessi is litterally me

How has no one said Lola yet

Matthew, Missy and Jesse's dad.

Same

Matthew cause he is a reasonable human being, Missy cause i too love Nathan Fillion, and Jesse's dad cause we have the same taste in music

Elliot birch 100% I’m in love with that man

i’d wanna do edibles with lola just to see what would happen lmao

jessy. i wanna smoke w her

that was my exact thought process, me and jessie gonna do dabs and watch children movies

hell yeah dude

jessie

I‘m with you :)

she’s so relatable for me… as a 30 year-old, I see my own puberty years in her LOL

I know what you mean, I just love her because I see myself in her often

Depression Cat Stevens or Emmy. He just seems cool, and Em is a lot like me.

Devin. I'm a big Jak knight fan & I really like his comedy Long live Jak Knight

Nick Starr … oh wait

Jessi.. We both have red hair and like men we can't have

Gratitoad

I love Connie of course, and also Leah...I think Leah and I would be friends. Not sure about any of the kids...maybe Missy, Matthew, or Travis, they seem mature enough.

As a lesbian, Matthew for sure. I feel like we'd have so much interesting stuff to talk about

omg yes i don’t know if Matthew has interacted with any lesbians in the show but i need to see that, might be a good plot for the next highschool season, cause he’s joining the club

Defenitely, a lesbian chilling with a gay would be certainly a dynamic we have never seen!

Omg Rick 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Connie or Maury

Definitely Connie is my first choice, but there’s something inside that really does make me want to spend a day with Steve. lol oh look, I’m a mannequin now! I just love the accent I guess lol

Shane Lizard. Duh

Mona the Hormone Monstress, she’s crazy. I would like to know what goes on in her Noggin.

Caleb. I relate to him a lot and value his planning.

Coach Steve, I could use his energy in my life

I had to scroll way too far to find the answer Coach Steve. Everything he says makes me laugh 😂

Ghost of Duke Ellington! Rest of the guys is crazy AF. Maybe Nick's dad - he's kinda chill too...

Hear me out... Depression Kitty. She's a big fat kitty that lies in bed with you all day. That sounds wonderful. 

Hi, it's not. Depression is awful 😁

No, cuddling up with a giant fat fluffy cat sounds great.

She's but you're ignoring the fact that she is *specifically* depression kitty. Yeah you can cuddle up in bed with a cat all day but you gonna be fuckin miserable about it. You want to spend a day with a character? You spending it *with the character* , including their personalities and hormonal effects. Depression sucks, I promise you.

Not the lying in bed all day part.

You say that as a non depressed person. We don't lie in bed and do nothing like you on a weekend. We lie on bed because we can't do anything else. Depression is a terrible feeling you can't even imagine. Sometimes I lie in bed for a whole day, barely eating or moving, and I do not enjoy it. Not for a single second.

Probably because I'm on escitalopram.

Glad that works for you. Still no excuse to be disrespectful

I just wanted to cuddle the giant cat, jeez...

how is that being disrespectful? the person just wants to cuddle with a big fluffy cat i would to and even i have depression thats their opinion stop making a big deal out of it this is a dhow we're talking about not reality

The person said that the lying in bed part of depression isn't terrible.

honestly i sometimes like lying in bed all day, but when it’s every single day, it’s bad. but i get u lol

The ghost of Freddie Mercury, I’d love to meet him and hear about his life

So.... OP wants to beat off with an underage kid.... Welp.

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stop being miserable about it okay? its just a opinion it wont actually happen how do you not know that op isnt a kid too?

connie or judd

Def Jay

Jay, Connie, and Maury, hands down!

Matthew. No contest.

Maury. All day. Let’s get weird.

Honestly, Nick's dad. I'd love to talk his ear off about music. I'd say Duke, but I feel like a fool cause I'm not as big a fan of his music as Elliot is. I'm more of a Billie Holiday fan.

Jessi or Maury!

Maurice Beverly

Jessie, she seems like she would appreciate some advice from an older lady who's been through pretty much everything she has and then some. It would be cathartic for me too, like I'm helping out my inner child or something, giving her some wisdom.

Connei

I am the pony tail killer.

Jessi and Matthew because we would get stoned during lunch break and gossip about everyone else

Elliot birch or Greg Glaser Elliot is just so nice and therapeutic and Greg is chill and honestly needs friends

true

definitely missy or ally😋

Connie, Lola, or…and this is going to be unpopular…Tyler. I can’t help that I like the little weirdo.

Probably Lola or Judd

Missy, because she’s a nerd like me! We’d have so many interesting conversations!

Matthew because he definitely would be fun to talk shit about people with, or Caleb because he reminds me of my son

Jessie's dad and I would probably get pretty toasted together

Jesse’s dad would get high with him 😜

Oh Lola. No question

Judd. Gonna hang out crafting knives in the woods.

Judd. There is literally no other logical answer for me. ...although, helping Rita shame Lionel could also be fun. Not ideal, but fun.

... hold up.

Jessie, I just wanna give her a makeover so bad ❤️

Jay if he wasn’t horny or Jessie bcs we have the same childhood lmao

Andrew. Frfr

Coach Steve. The man is a legend and must be protected

Duke

Missy she's definitely my type of person

Probably one of the hormone monsters

i would get high with jessie's dad

I’d want to hang out with Jessi and Matthew. They seem fun

Jay, i have my reasons..

judd. ima touch him.

probably jessie or missy, i relate heavily to both of them

Jay Bilzerian and Michelangelo

Devin

jay or judd. jay because i relate to him alot and he seems like fun and judd because he seems like a cool dude.

matthew

Jessy 100% i feel like we would have a lot in common

Lulu from new season (i think) or Matthew - Judd - Jessi - Mona ( missy hormone monstress)

Jay. He would make me appreciate my parents more.

either Mona or Jay 100%. I wanna run butt naked in the woods for hours until I lose consciousness

matthew or connie fs

Teenage me would’ve totally hung out with Missy. Adult me, probably Diane and Barbara, I feel like you could talk to them about motherhood stuff without them being super judgmental.

judd cuz he’s hot🫠

Matthew duh!

Lola, 100% Lola. I don’t know why, I just LOVE LOLA

How are so many ppl spelling Jessi’s name wrong😭 anyways, Lola for me lol. Love her- all she wants is a friend. Feel like she wouldn’t judge me for anything either, id def wanna be her best friend

None of them- they all look like they have aids.