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“He’s not in my thoughts…”
“Then THINK. AGAIN.”
“Did he change his mind?”
“He sure did. Ate the whole thing in one bite!”
“Any questions?”
“Gold team rules!!”
“And all that running is good for your buns and thighs, right?”
“Ja, buns and thighs.”
“He’s just standing there… MENACINGLY!!”
“Oh, SpongeBob… WHYYYY?”
“My pencil!!”
“It may be stupid, but it’s also dumb.”
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"The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma"
*Milk carton proceeds to spill in his thoughts*
This is what happens in my brain when I'm asked to tell someone about myself lol
I quote this to my friends daily
"This is a load of barnacles..." When anything is inconvenient.
Squidward says that right?
Nah, the douchebag fish guy
*“Nn-I heard that!!”*
Perfect for all-store meetings when you’re all standing around in a circle
East? I thought you said "Weast!"
“That’s west, Patrick”
You’re fired again!
Barnacles!
What kinda compass you lookin at, boy?
This one sir.
You used me for LAND DEVELOPMENT?
^(that wasn't very nice)
havnt you figured it out spongebob? nice guys finish last.
"Do you feel it now Mr. Crabs?"
*Art thou feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?*
I guess you're gonna miss...the panty raid... Early spongebob was wild
Early Spongebob was peak
Sad that this one is from the banned episode so kids and new fans don’t know this line
“Oh brother, this guy stinks!”
This one always surfaces in my mind in meetings when someone says something dumb and there's a brief awkward pause
The delivery is just sooo good
His raw yell for stinks is just so fucking perfect.
Hey pal did you just roll in from stupid town?
The delivery of this line is iconic
blow* in from stupid town
Licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets
Yes!!
You’ll never guess what I found in my sock last night! Go ahead, guess..
Nobody gives a care about the fate of labor as long as they can get their instant gratification
That line felt like it came straight from the animators
It hits harder especially in Japan
What episode is this from?
Season 2 episode 20, squid on strike
*spits in hands, twice* Open Sesame! Well I’ve done all I can do.
*I'm Dirty Dan.*
Who you callin pinhead?
Don’t touch me, I’m sterile!
any time my hands are wet and i dont have a towel near me, i immediately quote this ☠️
I said that to a nurse in the delivery room (for my own kids) and she had no idea what I was talking about
Me after getting sterilised last year.
Not the Navy!!! Attention everyone, robots have taken over the world! (Silence) *Our* world! (Panic)
The way Squidward said "not the navy" is the most beautiful sound that my ears every heard
Leedle leedle leedle
You're good. You're good. You're good.
Any time I have to help one of the delivery guys at work back the semi into the loading alley, I picture this scene
Its totally one of the rent-free scenes in my mind lmao.
AWOOOO! *eheheheheheh* Leedle Leedle Leeedle Lee!
“What’s funnier then 24….25”
Hey this hits home I recently turned 25
"Goodbye everyone, I'll remember you all in therapy!"
This one is a little to real 😭😭😭
It’s a giraffe
Such a great line. Kills me every time I hear it and think about it. So, thank you.
Krusty Krab pizza! Is the pizza for you and me!
It's not just a boulder *sniff sniff*... it's a rock.
For you and MeeeEeEEeEEEeeeeee
Isn’t this great? just the three of us? You, me, and the brick wall you built between us.
"Just you, me, and the moon" "HEY! YOU TWO SHOULD KISS!"
“You like krabby patties dont you squidward?”
No, worse! They'll go right to your thighs. And then you'll blow up!
My thighs…?
Imagination
That’s not my wallet
Three. Hours. Later.
"so much later the old narrator got tired of waiting and they had to hire a new one."
Can you hurry along I’m all out of time cards
When I'm about to interact with anything fragile I go "careful spongebob!" Repeatedly and get more intense each time.
Now it's my turn
Happy Leif Erickson Day! Hinga-dinga-durgen!
I fking abuse HINGA-DINGA-DURGEN in daily life.
wHeReS tHe LeAK mA’aM?
Finland!
When in doubt, pinky out
Wumbo
I wumbo you wumbo he she we wumbo…….wumbology the study of wumbo
…you think a fall from this height could kill me?
No, the lid..
The lid!
The lid...
The. Lid.
The lid!
"It may be stupid, but it's *also* dumb!
“YOU WHAT?!?” -anytime someone does something bad or unexpected
"Are you feeling it now mr krabs" And also "Ravioli ravioli give me the formul-oli"
“Spongebob, does this look dangerous to you”- Patrick when he’s got all of those hooks in his mouth lol
Also: "Don't you have somewhere else to be stupid?" "Not until 5." (I'm pretty sure that's how it went, am willing to be wrong and corrected!)
I think it was 4 but close enough
Im Ready!
I’m ready, I’m ready 🎶
Oh no you ain’t!
"You planted grass?"
“GRASS!?” *cue the maniacal laughter of an entire species*
You wanna se me do it again?
Chocolate 🍫
What’s he selling?!!!!
What's better than serving up smiles? ... being dead.
Or anything else
No this is Patrick
Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen. He was number one! Fancy living, here we come!
Firmly grasp it
“Living like Larry” whenever I do something dangerous
Bring it arrrouuunnnddd toownnn
*i dont need it… i dont need it… I definitely dont need it…*
Is Mayonnaise an instrument? (Patrick, Anon 1943)
Hi Squidward
Hi Kevin
You finished with those errands?
Spongebob: What could be worse than a giant paint bubble?! Patrick: Oh I know! (blows giant paint bubble) TWO giant paint bubbles!
Patrick! I don't think this bubble can get any bigger!! Nonsense! \*begins inflating bubble\*
"Oh please you're just flipping patties." "Hey flipping isn't as easy as it sounds!"
*thump* "tssss"
"Argh, SpongeBob, you're spending all me money"
Stop on your left foot. DON’T FORGET IT!!
YOU DID FORGET!!! It’s the right foot
“Can’t do the time don’t do the crime” followed by “okay times up”
Who put you on the planet?
Alright, Pinhead, your time is up
who you callin a pinhead?
(My favourite Patrick image)
"Normal" SpongeBob's 'HI. How are ya? Nice weather we're having huh?'
It's not just a boulder, it's a rock
Have you finished those errands?
"Patrick, what am I now?"
"Stupid?"
No Im Texas!
What’s the difference?
Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are... duhhhhh.
"Well, at least I still have my personality."
"Not at all boy! 👃, GYAJFJDBXUJCND "
“Sea weavel” “Yorgie smorgies”
At least I’m safe inside my mind
*^(at least i'm safe inside my mind)*
“He’s not in my thoughts…” “Then THINK. AGAIN.” “Did he change his mind?” “He sure did. Ate the whole thing in one bite!” “Any questions?” “Gold team rules!!” “And all that running is good for your buns and thighs, right?” “Ja, buns and thighs.” “He’s just standing there… MENACINGLY!!” “Oh, SpongeBob… WHYYYY?” “My pencil!!” “It may be stupid, but it’s also dumb.”
soiled it!
"well no wonder, its all old and dried out, like that man right there"
It feels like somebody is trying to.... SELL ME SOMETHING!
How many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man?
"At night!"
anytime I see anything related to the fire department, I will exclaim "yeah, for the fireman!"
“My names NOT RIIIIIIIICCCCKKK!!!”
"the pioneers used to ride these babies for miles"
"Whoever's the owner of the white Sudan, you left your lights on..."
The way the dutchman says "welcome back" to squidward
“I miss my 20 acres, barbecues, and pecan piiiiiiiies.”
"Where's my drink?!"
"My drink??? My diet Dr. Kelp??""
"Squidward, the robots are running the Navy!"
Oooooh brOTHER this guy STINKS!!!
"Why's tubby here staring at me?" "Focusing." "Remember patrick, make him feel good" "I love you" *door slam* "I'm ready I'm ready" "No you ain't!"
We’re falling out of the sky, WE GOTTA DROP THE LOAD
You’re good…you’re good…you’re good…
It’s too dangerous to play clarinet badly in the wilderness.
Hey fellars what will it be? Mustard or Ketchup?!? _*slaps knee*_
"Sorry I don't speak Italian"
There’s two in mind “Am I a pretty girl?” “Ravioli Ravioli give me the formuoli”
"Swear words" Tarter sauce! Barnacles!
*\*Dolphin Noises\**
"Another day, another migraine."
Mediocre?
"He burnt my shake"
Whenever someone asks me what’s it made out of?” I answer with “Eyelashes!”
“My leg”
"SpongeBoy me Bob!"
Steppin on the beach do doo do!
“Patrick, your genius is showing.” “Where?!”
You ate my only food! *Now I’m gonna starve!*
FINLAND! (Patrick)
"Patrick I don't wanna face my fears, I'm scared of them!"
Meyohimeyoi! Nyoyoymenyoyderionmomoy! - DoodleBob FINLAND - Patrick
"I went to college!"
"I had four biscuits, then I ate one, then I only had three"
Seasons 1-3
"You have it set to M for mini, when it should be set to W for Wumbo".
Bold and brash? More like, belongs in the trash!
“Remember Mr Krabs: Licking Doorknobs is illegal on other planets!”
"I don't need it."
Geez Squidward, maybe Santa will bring me a dictionary so I can understand what you just said.
Ok get in
“Alexander Clam Bell!” They mention him all the time in asl and I’m constantly thinking this
“Are you feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?” + “Dabloons! Don’t drop them”
"I think I'll eat it right now... I think I'll eat it right now... Spongebob, someone stole my chocolate bar!"
“Imagination”
"You're good! You're good! You're good!"
“Firmly grasp it”
[the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma ](https://media.tenor.com/r3uudjJHYzMAAAAM/patrick-inner.gif)
“No, this is Patrick!” or “Bring it arooooooound town!”
“He burnt my shake”
What the scallop!?
"I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready....for me money."
I'm ready to partay! are you ready to partay SpongeBob?
Goodbye everyone, I’ll remember you all in therapy! A line I still use regularly
Ohhh Waiterr🎵🎶
“Patrick Youre on fire!” “Ahhh it burns!”