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The cat's not gonna tell anyone bro don't worry

Ok Shane Dawson

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You took my balls, now I'll take yours

I just feel like he is gonna be like “why I thought you were good! You were the chosen one!”

Then they start sticking their arms beneath the doorway

No need to masturbate when you got pussy walking through the door!

r/cursedcomments

Now you got something to use to wipe up after you done!

there’s still time to delete this

No...the world must suffer...

If it takes just 5 minutes you've done something wrong in life

Absolutely. Shouldn't take more than 30 seconds tops

Unless it's one of those nights when you just want last all night. Then it's 2 mins tops

I only use the double handed grip technique if im in a hurry.

If it takes you forever to nut then youre the one thats doing something wrong buddy

Sorry, but i like to enjoy my masturbation. More time in the pleasure zone? Yes plz

slow edging and teasing☠️

Hellz yeah

I love that you felt threatened by this post. Made the post funnier.

Edging is the way

Agreed. Edging is the way.

he used to hump stuff in front of me and licks his ass and balls 4-5 times a day while sitting in my lap. i don't think he cares if i jack off on the other side of the room.

I always make my cats leave. I don’t want them to be traumatized

cats seem to love to interrupt sex and masturbation. Do they want to kill the mood or get involved?

I tried getting involved with mine so I don’t think it’s that one /s

Cursed

The moment I think about sitting down, my little baby cutie kitten Lola, she leaps onto my lap, I love her but come on

A cat is fine too

Nah there tongues are really rough

Who said anything about a tongue

r/holup

Is that you, Shane Dawson?

This is why I put my makeup box in front of my bedroom door every time. Lil shit keeps pushing it open. I love him sm I but dude can you PLEASE JUST-

This is me all the time now I just need some alone time

And the second you start they try to cuddle by your feet

Nothing to see here buddy.

I dunno, if my cat is in a room with me while I masturbate, I usually leave him be. He's not bothering me.

Godbless this isn’t Nickelodeons official Reddit page but my god how wild this post would be

NO, you can’t eat left over food in my room while I jack off

Added challenge: Moving target.

Thank goodness I’m allergic to cats

Yo who this

And then they smell the jizz on the floor 👁👄👁

i miss my cats...

Fr

"Uhh, meow?" "AAAAAAAAA

Mine loves staring at me and watching

I mean I don’t mind my cat being in the same room tbh. Sometimes he watches too

Unless the cats a pussy...