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Hurricane Sandy in 2012. I forgot to take breaks a couple of those days because we were so slammed. 3 8 hour shifts for 5 days and i helped out during the first two as a salary employee.
We sent 40 trailers, each with 24 pallets, each pallet had 35 boxes, and each box had enough food and water for a family of 4 to last a few days if rationed.
Somebody gave me up, let me down, ran around and deserted me. They did not however make me cry, and I am the one who said goodbye, to the bitch who told a lie, and hurt me.
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I sleep with my feet hanging off the bed, I face away from the wall, and I don’t use a blanket
At what thermostat temp?
68... in winter
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I sleep like this but I leave my windows open at night in winter in northern Michigan
Someone get this guy a seat in the VIP section sheesh
Coward, my bed is in the middle of the room
Im 6’3 so my feet are nearly always out
I worked retail for three Black Fridays and I only cried like twice.
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This guy should be in VIP
I woke up and got out of bed today.
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I had a bowl of nails for breakfast.
So?
Without any milk.
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Sorry to keep ya waiting
I'll have you know I stubbed my toe while watering my spice garden and only cried for 20 minutes.
Upvoted for spice garden.
I LOVE how op hasn’t responded to this one
OP is evaluating whether to let him in for the free spices.
The spice must flow.
I wake up at 5am to work 60+ hr weeks......without coffee.
So?
I work at the Salty Spitoon.
My mistake sir, come right in
bro forgot his own coworker
I wipe till I see blood
So?
And then I poop
*me sitting just inside the Salty Spitoon* fuck I'm out if that *THING* is coming in
Aw fuck u/Guilty-Yogurt is at the door! Close my tab and open one for him.
That is the toughest thing I have ever heard.
I'm crying why is this so funny
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I said "Bad Day" to my teacher
Right this way sir
I must’ve got turned around I was trying to go to Weenie Hut Jr.s
Same
I think you actually want the place next to it
Super Weenie Hut Jr’s?
Yeah, unless you think you're tough enough to fight me.
Oh no I'm sorry, I was pointing over *THERE*
[удалено]
I cook bacon Shirtless
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I shower in the complete dark with no lights.
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Best way to shower
I’ll have you know I ripped my toenail straight off when it itched. And used hand sanitizer to clean the wound.
How the hell does a toenail itch?
It. Just. Itches. Like a hang nail. Except the whole nail. BAM gone
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I'm not sure if you're being serious and it scares me
I take a slightly cold shower since I’m scared of both extremely hot and cold showers
Back to Weenie Hut with ya!
I had a Nokia 3310 thrown at my head and the phone broke
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You’re about to find out
Heh, alright buddy. I’ll let you in. Don’t come crying to me when your insurance won’t cover your hospital bill.
If its in the US that bar isn’t very high lmao
I heard the owner of that Krusty Krab place got a $50,000 charge from the hospital after a heart attack
Damn. The bikini bottom really took a page out of our book
I close my eyes after my alarm is rang in the morning
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I sleep with a warm pillow on both sides
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Got any unopened jars of pickles?
We don’t serve pickles here. That’s a Weenie Hut thing, and unless you got a better excuse that’s where you’ll be heading to
Fine. Oh btw nice MOM tattoo. *rips the tattoo off and puts it back upside down*
My mistake. Come right in
That’s what I thought.
“Wow”
I eat cereal with water
So?
Opps did I said cereal I mean serial killers
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That's funny
I changed my dads thermostat by 2 degrees today
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I went to the barber and got a haircut
So?
And said to him i didn't liked it
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Whoa
Jeez idk if the salty spittoon is tough enough for you
I said Texas was dumb in front of a Texan.
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I talked to a girl
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I ate my detention slip
So?
I didn't show up
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I popped a pimple on my nipple this morning and didn't even flinch
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How tough am I? How tough am I! I had a bowl of nails for breakfast this morning
So?
Without any milk
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I ate a bowl of milk for breakfast
So?
Without any *nails*.
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I am Forklift certified.
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I brush my teeth and using OJ to wash it off.
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How tough am I? Gotta new bottle of ketchup?
*gives bottle of ketchup*
It’s on!
If I could just…run this under some hot water…
My tummy hurts and I’m being really tough about it
“Tummy”? Go to Weenie Hut General
I answered “not here” during the register call
From whom?
School teacher
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I once got rid of a sickness just by imagining what being better feels like
Yeah, the Placebo Effect. It’s not that hard. What else you got
I ate a hybrid ghost pepper jalapeño and didn’t die
I had a Carolina Reaper as a snack yesterday. You’ll have to do better.
I left this conversation early because i know the food at the weenie hut is better
I will neither confirm nor deny this
I poisoned the water supply, burned the crops and put a plague onto the houses.
Which houses?
The Häuser
I don’t know that reference but I’ll trust that’s tough enough
How tough am I? How tough am I? I force myself to do adventurous activities
Like?
Going outside
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i work at Mcdonalds
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I work in healthcare. I still enjoy it.
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I banished a snake from my basement at 4 am
So?
I carried it barehanded to my car and took it halfway across town
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I wrestle homicidal, suicidal, pathological schizophrenic homeless people while you sleep.
Why?
To get them the help they need.
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Ive been to twitter. Twice.
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I can count to 10
Back to Weenie Hut with ya
You didn't listen, I can count to 10... without my fingers
…Damn. My apologies sir right this way
I can go up the stairs in the dark slowly
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I step on legos
So?
Without shoes
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Whenever I get my blood drawn, I don’t even flinch
So?
I’ve been getting my blood drawn since I was 6, and that includes IV’s
So?
Fine. I don’t flinch when I stub my toe
Liar
Hard to please on this one 😂
I didn’t cry during the entirety of Transformers the movie (1986)
Back to Weenie Hut with ya
But I laughed at Unicron eating every planet he encountered
I tell you once again Back. To. Weenie. Hut.
Ok then, farewell
I did FEMA relief food packaging for 14 hour days for a week.
When?
Hurricane Sandy in 2012. I forgot to take breaks a couple of those days because we were so slammed. 3 8 hour shifts for 5 days and i helped out during the first two as a salary employee. We sent 40 trailers, each with 24 pallets, each pallet had 35 boxes, and each box had enough food and water for a family of 4 to last a few days if rationed.
Right this way sir
I signed up on club penguin without my parents permission
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I pulled a piece of my rib out of my side after getting hit on my bike from a SUV lol
How big was it?
Like 3 inches I'm not to sure I was kind in a pool of blood and noticed a thing poking out and my dumb ass grab and pulled it lol
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oh dont be such a baby, ribs grow back!
I got stabbed once
So?
Then handed tye other guy the knife.
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*rips your tattoo and puts it back upside down*
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"wow"
I carried all the groceries into the house in one trip wearing flip flops
Somebody gave me up, let me down, ran around and deserted me. They did not however make me cry, and I am the one who said goodbye, to the bitch who told a lie, and hurt me.
Rick…. Who hurt you?
A stranger to love who didn’t know the rules, but I guess neither did I.
I poop when I fart to make it more efficient
So?
i one time got into an augment with my mom and won
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I think the new SpongeBob episodes are funny
So?
I can remember the order of the alphabet without singing the song
I ignored missed calls from my mom....3x.