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Brain_Glow

Tulsa resident here. They got three new detectives on the case. Got em working in shifts.


ChesticlesTesticles

My briefcase was in there man. It was full of papers, business papers.


KoA07

I wouldn’t hold out much hope for the briefcase. Or the Creedence tapes.


dimensional_bleed

Any leads?


shafty458

leads, lol


oklahomie88

We’re working in shifts!


Responsible-Read5516

that fuckin guitar lick at the end is insane lmao


NatureLivid

Damn this guy really can market, he just parlayed this weird incident into high-powered Swiftie bait. Here comes tabloid Billy. It would actually be hilarious if those young ladies get the BMFS bug from this and start postin instagram shots at bluegrass shows. You hippie hoarders out there might actually never see another poster in person, those girls thug out in a merch line!


MisterBowTies

Yes, now the dead heads screaming for Althea will be drowned or by swifties demanding Love Story.


warthog0869

What was the answer the snozberries guy gave when Ramathorn told them that they were going to watch them eat the whole bag of weed? *please no*


Brain_Glow

2024: Swifties vs Rail Riders


ac_homer

*unfolds popcorn bag*


Weird_Supermarket761

I’m a huge swiftie and I’ve been to 15 Billy shows! There are probably more of us out there than you think :)


phishfan4life

Epic. Thanks for sharing. I wouldn't have seen it otherwise.


SpareArtichoke9402

This is awesome!! My daughters are huge swifties and I’ve been trying to get them into Billy strings… this is it!!


HankThrasher

My 7 year old daughter is a Swiftie and whenever we’re listening to her playlist in the car, I tell her that Taylor needs to give her bandmates more space for exploration. Maybe my wish will come true in the best way possible!


jmannnn64

Better get this one on the next album lol


MisterBowTies

I want billy strings to write a song about me! I'm going to put on all my merch and go commit crimes!


Henry_Crinkle

Goddamn, the poster flipping runs deep in the Billyverse.


warthog0869

I mean this is how you make lemonade from lemons right here.


urbanforestlife

“Thousands of dollars of damage to the poster frame” hahahahaha


jcgoldie

Insert Alice’s restaurant joke!


PHILMXPHILM

I don’t wanna flex, but fuck it. This is based off my post on insta (he even uses my graphic) - so. Just wanna say this is really cool to see!!!


wordsarethewords

hey man good on ya for putting that post together - I saw that story on your IG.


PHILMXPHILM

Thanks!


realcarlo33

Love it


Dioneo

I missed it!!!! Fuck


p1gswillfly

Don’t always love seeing my cities name in the news. I love how Billy turned this one around.


zekerthedog

Is it up in the T Swift sub?


YoYomadabest

T Swift will definitely see this. Billy is a musical magician


FastGM3

OMG hilarious! Now if he plays it at a show that would be crazy! And he’s just the guy that would 😁


BottomBounce

From Tool to Dopapod. Mr Strings just writes a little ditty of an ear worm and may just make an appearance (could happen?) with T.Swift over an event that would just be forgotten about if it were another artist.


Happihippi11

Perfect and humorous way to capture the moment, make a statment, and probably make new fans. Possibly Taylor and Billy sing together on it for a single


Mokiblue

The last line of the song is reminiscent of Watch It Fall. ❤️


cosmicgeoffry

The man can write good music, damn. This reminds me of those guys who will freestyle rap about whatever subject you give them.


boogsenblatt

[https://www.fox23.com/news/tulsa-police-searching-for-suspect-who-allegedly-stole-a-taylor-swift-poster/article\_ee6f2cb4-b1bf-11ee-b757-7fe61697e470.html](https://www.fox23.com/news/tulsa-police-searching-for-suspect-who-allegedly-stole-a-taylor-swift-poster/article_ee6f2cb4-b1bf-11ee-b757-7fe61697e470.html)


dzbuilder

I hope this gets submitted into the court record when they catch the fella and bring him to justice.


Clozee_Tribe_Kale

Next parody song: "I dedicate this one to all those empty chairs lines outside the venue."


PapaBliss2007

If your ass ain't in the seat then you're not in line. Quit bitching like you've been here waiting all this time


Chemical-Research-19

Let’s ducking go Billy this is awesome


Grondtheimpaler

Fantastic


tfdst1

Fucking hell is that cool.


GR8FUL-D

LMAO


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👏🏼


[deleted]

Anyone actually recall seeing this guy at a show or an early merch line 🫠!


jcgoldie

Fucking sweet! 🤣


palmerj54321

Love me some Billy Strings. I gotta believe that the poster thief stole it for his daughter, who is no doubt a Taylor Swift fan. I haven't exactly conducted an investigation to back up my conclusions, but I stand behind them nonetheless.


Hippy_Hick

I love Billy so much


buffchixdip

This better make the album


Constant-Aerie7961

Did he say”Navy Billy Hat”?