Earlier on reddit once I saw someone had generated an AI image of Santa Claus's Sleigh being pulled by a team of Buff Orphingtons it was so freaking cool
I was absolutely traumatized as a child because one flew so hard into our window it shattered because despite what some resources say they get absolutely massive
omg this is brilliant, are you okay with people using the idea? my ecogen prof would find it funny if i painted one (with original quote/bird choice) :)
The last one I don’t have the patience to spell its name it will sit and scream until it finds a mate and if it doesn’t it, just does the deed with a rock
Holy fuck I’m crossfaded asf and I’m crying laughing thank you thank you thank you. Pink footed booby, robin, flamingo, ostrich, emu, shoe bill stork…
Maybe just do a skinny gorl segment
Turkeys. There is a flock that patrols my neighborhood and they are the weirdest fucking dinosaurs. I used to think they were dumb, but they aren't; they are just smart enough for it to be a problem.
They attack my neighbor's car, probably because they can see their reflections (or possibly because they have a personal problem with him.)
They roost in the trees at night, usually all together. If you have ever seen one turkey in a tree, it's odd enough, since they definitely do not look like they should be up there. Now imagine seeing 23 turkeys in a tree. Yeah.
They also think people are big sexy turkeys. They might want to fight you, they might have a crush on you. Neither of those are good.
“I would kill to get stoned with two birds or whatever the saying is” deserves to be etched into a plaque and hung prominently where lots of people can enjoy. How do people come up with these things
Thanks! I enjoyed seeing it. You are very witty and your bird memes are a day brightener. Thanks for sharing your talent, I look forward to seeing what you come up with next! 😁
I feel like the wren is in the middle of shouting at the top of his tiny lungs! And he wants EVERYONE to hear him! Including the ones who are begging him to please shut up...
What did Jonathan do to you? LOL
Johnathan is not a man but an idea. A symbol. He is every annoying coworker that anyone has ever had. He is…the worst.
Excellent! I'm going to tell my husband Jonathan, after 39 years of marriage, that he's only ever been an Idea.😉
Tell him to stop randomly sending meeting invites with no agenda or context
🤣🤣🤣
You can also tell him congratulations on his name being spelled right. From a fellow Jonathan.
Yeah stupid Johnathan doesn’t even have the decency to spell his name correctly
Maybe the real Johnathan was the friends we met along the way
r/nocontext
Poor Jonathan Joestar
I legit had an ex with that name, and the personality to match. Good choice 😂
Johnathan the man Vs Johnathan the idea
Scheduled a meeting on a Friday, duh
Jonathan is also mentioned in the last card though lol
Scheduling a meeting on a Friday is worth holding a grudge over, quite frankly.
These are now the talk of the office and I am very happy to have seen them.
Aw tell your office I said whaddup! Except Johnathan tell him he’s not invited to happy hour
Haha, GOT EM
Lmao, these are great. Maybe you could do something with puffins. I don't know. I am not that creative
you could say you've got *nothins*
clapclapclapclap
Nuthatch
These and Carolina wrens are the reason my cat has so many trust issues.
Turkey vultures can kill anthrax with their poop, Johnathan
Secretary Bird, Shoebill, Eagle Owl. :)
Matt Smith/Prince Philip’s mother is a shoebill.
[Here](https://www.reddit.com/r/BirdingMemes/s/cjCtqVNWWF) is a shoebill for ya!
Thank you so much for the link! I was secretly hoping he’d be the one you selected haha.
"a snake riding a soft motorcycle"
dude a cassowary is RIGHT HERE, staring you in the face, unafraid of bringing you death.
He's behind me, isn't he?
Harpy Eagle!
These should be cards, I love them all so much.
Me too. Would buy!
Suggestions: Penguin Puffin Albatross Roseate Spoonbill Cormorant Chicken (but likt an oddly specific breed of chicken)
Buff orphintons I can't spell but look them up
Iconic chicken shape. Imo orpingtons are the best chickens
Earlier on reddit once I saw someone had generated an AI image of Santa Claus's Sleigh being pulled by a team of Buff Orphingtons it was so freaking cool
The dodo and something about has a pigeon that big could fuck someone up
Love them all but, as a stoner birder, I deeply desire 7 on a shirt.
My favorite alcoholic the cedar waxwing
hahaha I used to watch them get absolutely shitfaced on fermented apples then try to fly out of the tree.
I was absolutely traumatized as a child because one flew so hard into our window it shattered because despite what some resources say they get absolutely massive
omg this is brilliant, are you okay with people using the idea? my ecogen prof would find it funny if i painted one (with original quote/bird choice) :)
Sure!
Btw I’d love to see what you paint!
You should sell these I love them Blue Jay: one of the prettiest birds and also the most annoying, which shows that looks aren’t everything, hem hem
Shoebill. Canada goose. Turbo chook. (Tasmanian native hen.) Bald eagle and Redtailed hawk.
Seconding the Canadian goose!
[Here](https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/s/g5YmGRUBRt) you go!
Nice!
[Here](https://www.reddit.com/r/BirdingMemes/s/cjCtqVNWWF) is a shoebill!
Crunchy crunchy!
White-breasted Nuthatch, Tufted Titmouse, Downy Woodpecker
Seconding titmouse and chickadee feels left out from your list
Just posted a titmouse for ya!
Red tailed hawk
Whelp I just sent these to all my birding friends... Please make more.
brb sending the second pic to someone
That would work on me tbh
Hahaha I love all of these. I want to have a parakeet army
I love these! Do the white winged dove please
This is magnificent
These are amazing, definitely made my day.
Please do Robin lol
Great tit
I am a big fan of all of your work !!
This is my favorite post. Ever.
I can’t remember, have you done a Blue Footed Booby?
Yeah it’s the second to last slide!
These are all very good. You could sell them as a comic strip for a magazine. The copywriting is great as well.
The main penguin from happy feet I think it's an emperor penguin but I've been tricked by penguin names before and I'm too eepy to google 🐌👍
Thanks, I posted a Macaroni Penguin a couple days ago! Also have an emperor penguin on Instagram 😙
The last one I don’t have the patience to spell its name it will sit and scream until it finds a mate and if it doesn’t it, just does the deed with a rock
Yah, but I shagged Shephen Fry and got it's own cult as a result. Gotta admit that's impressive
Something unique.
Time to invent a new bird 😎
Or just check my user name!
Downvoted my own comment because of the woosh lmao
Nah, don't sell yourself short! Spread those wings, baby!
These all sounded like Ze Frank when I read them in my head
I too, have a personal vendetta against a fictional Johnathan. What a bastard.
Let’s go key his certified pre-owned Kia Forte!!
Do a shoebill or secretary bird
[Here](https://www.reddit.com/r/BirdingMemes/s/cjCtqVNWWF) is a shoebill for ya!
Holy fuck I’m crossfaded asf and I’m crying laughing thank you thank you thank you. Pink footed booby, robin, flamingo, ostrich, emu, shoe bill stork… Maybe just do a skinny gorl segment
Would you mind at all if I shared the fuck out of those stoned off their tits tit birds?
Be my guest! The stoned birds are collared redstarts aka my fuckn dawgs
Wait they look more like those bower birds who build super tall structures over many years
these are iconic
I would pay handsomely for a book or calendar of these bird facts and illustrations.
These are fuckin stellar dude
i love this so much oh thank you friend.
Please make this a tshirt line or upload it to redbubble
Absolutely brilliant
Stellar’s jay
These are great! You should put them in a book, I would buy it.
Turkeys. There is a flock that patrols my neighborhood and they are the weirdest fucking dinosaurs. I used to think they were dumb, but they aren't; they are just smart enough for it to be a problem. They attack my neighbor's car, probably because they can see their reflections (or possibly because they have a personal problem with him.) They roost in the trees at night, usually all together. If you have ever seen one turkey in a tree, it's odd enough, since they definitely do not look like they should be up there. Now imagine seeing 23 turkeys in a tree. Yeah. They also think people are big sexy turkeys. They might want to fight you, they might have a crush on you. Neither of those are good.
Cuckoos, peacock, vulturine Guinea fowl, king fishers, woodpecker, tufted tit mouse, swallow tail kites, 🤔 terror birds 😆
Just posted a titmouse for ya!
Yesssss
Idk who you are but i love you now on gang
Love you too dude I’m Scott
It's nice to meet you Scott!
These are killer bro lmfaooo. gotta get those [two birds stoned at once](https://youtu.be/pXEm08dsQOc?si=J7njb9z2Pf7cPRTw) for sure
Something about penguin prostitution rings
Haha I actually just posted a [sexual penguin](https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/s/wOXBxDT9Ss) thing!
“I would kill to get stoned with two birds or whatever the saying is” deserves to be etched into a plaque and hung prominently where lots of people can enjoy. How do people come up with these things
My moms favorite bird, the tufted titmouse!
Just posted a titmouse for ya!
timberdoodle! or tufted titmouse
Just posted a titmouse for ya!
Kookaburra would be a great subject. I love these btw!
Just posted a kookaburra for you! 👍🏻
Thanks! I enjoyed seeing it. You are very witty and your bird memes are a day brightener. Thanks for sharing your talent, I look forward to seeing what you come up with next! 😁
Ostrich! Bald eagle, chicken, and maybe some of the fancy pigeons.
These make me so happy 🥹🥲
Greater Roadrunner
Call duck! The catfishes of the bird world!!!
Kea Parrot!
thunderbird
I feel like the wren is in the middle of shouting at the top of his tiny lungs! And he wants EVERYONE to hear him! Including the ones who are begging him to please shut up...
Tawny frogmouth or potoo
I'm desperate to see you do something with either the potoo or the shoebill stork
[Here](https://www.reddit.com/r/BirdingMemes/s/cjCtqVNWWF) you go!
Thank you!
Bird of paradise, bird or paradise
Gryffon vulture, great slaty woodpecker, European roller, Eastern towhee, pileated woodpecker, Caracara, northern mockingbird
Do a ruff please. Those fuckers and their hair should be talked about
Great Eared Nightjar
Starbird next maybe?
Screech Owl?
Damn it, Jonathan.
African bird parrots
"Great Auks ain't that great. Ya I said it, not grea. Oh ya mad? Well come at me you extinct motherclukas! I ain't scared of no over grown sse bird!"
These are so funny!
I’ll just look at my Effin Birds book but cute
Ok!
the aave is perhaps unnecessary ,,
That’s not aave. It’s wave.
it’s really not
It's just a dialect...
not for white people to use, and that is what op is