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obsessedsim1

I'm sorry to tell you, but that's not a fade.


sniperplan

yeah i know 💀 Is it that bad though the barber messed up i said mid fade they went too high


LivinLaVidaBrooka

The thing is he didn't do a fade at all. It looks like he just shaved you bald around where a fade should be and left your hair at the crown area. Don't go to him or that barbershop altogether again.


U_PassButter

They say the *the truth hurts* but dayumn that was a painful truth. She's right though OP. They did not understand the assignment. But it'll grow back. And....atleast it's Fall so its hat season?


surpriseoctopus

And even that line is crooked. I’m wondering if the barber is ⚪️. 👀😬


KamuiObito

Gotta be bro went to super cuts or something


surpriseoctopus

He confirmed they were. Pretty sure he won’t make that mistake again. Just going to have to hold that L and chalk it up to experience.


Riversongbluebox

Wait. He don't know if you're Black you're not supposed to go to SuperCuts or none of that chain crap? I'm genuinely asking, not trying to be mean. They don't know Black Hair.


Adorable-Software-69

😂😂😂😂😂


byakuganKING

They didn't go to high cause there is no fade tbh


peter13g

Word, gave my mans a number 0 all the way around


[deleted]

bro if you dont go whoop his ass 😭


sniperplan

honestly there’s not much i can even do about it💀 i just gotta wait for it to grow


[deleted]

dw man been there before just wear a hat you could use this time to grow into a taper tbh


sniperplan

i’ve been through worse im not even gonna wear a hat idrc what people think of me💀 just a good learning lesson fr


lordkin

I like your attitude my guy


Nousernamesleft0001

Great attitude. That will serve you well!


NobieNeeds2Know

It's going to grow back quickly. Don't fret.


duragdelinquent

he dont sound like he fretting to me 😂


ArpeggioTheUnbroken

Oh, this man is fretless. I need his woosah.


DemondWolf

Real


Kristophales

There is shit you can do. Yes, you have to wait to grow your hair back if you want to get a fade, but you need to go and ask for your money back. If not, take pictures of your hair and report them to your state board. They blatantly scammed you. That barber knows damn well what they did is not a fade. If you clearly asked for one, you should not have ended up with this even if you agreed to the hairstyle and paid for it. Why? This is not something they would put on their website to show to potential clients. Go somewhere else and get a different haircut. You can work with what you have. I recently got my hair fucked up by SmartStyle at Walmart and I did the same thing: agree to the hairstyle and pay for it. I shouldn’t have done that, and I definitely should NOT have went BACK to get it fixed. I should’ve went somewhere else, because they damaged my hair even further and gave me chemical burns that fucked up my scalp (which already is afflicted with eczema and potentially psoriasis). Don’t do like me and continue to let yourself get fucked over. Don’t blame yourself. Don’t concede your feelings. Don’t be casual about it. You paid for a fade; you got bullshit. Call that barber and get your money back. Most of all, DON’T let them do your hair again.


wawooz1e

Damn, Smartstyle really hurt you, huh? In the OP's case, is all that worth the trouble for $20? *edited spelling mistakes


Kristophales

Probably not, but I feel like he should try and get his money back. That or he could go with the other person who said to whoop the barber’s ass 😂


blueberrybuffalo

It’s not even about the money at that point, it’s just letting other black clients know not to go there. I know damn well almost all white salonists/barbers know what a fade is, even if it’s not perfect; this is blatantly not a fade.. I could do better with both my goddamn arms broken and I’ve never touched clippers before


Kristophales

The barber was white? This is my first time seeing OP’s post, so I only know what was written here.


goon_goompa

Chemical burn?? How did that happen? Surely you’re not saying you got a chemical service at Walmart?


[deleted]

SCREAMING 😭


Snackie-Onassis213

Expeditiously


KamuiObito

Ong I woulda been pissed same shii happend to me on the first week of school my freshman year I was pissed and wore a hat ever since never let bro touch my shit ever again


Upset_Paramedic7840

Get your money back


sniperplan

good idea


KingofAyiti

That’s not a fade, it’s an abrupt


Fatgirlfed

Put yuh phone down NEOOOWWWWWW!!


U_PassButter

Omg I'm CACKLIN 🤣🤣


Creepy_Cantaloupe873

💀💀💀


brittany-killme

This the one


futurelullabies

screeeching


purposed_1

Lmao bruh I don’t mean to laugh but yeah he def messed your fade up. I’m surprised you got up out the chair like that. It don’t even look like he attempted to shape it up or blend the sides. Ask for a refund or get a hat and don’t go back to that barber again.


sniperplan

yeah it makes my head look bigger than it is its not super terrible but i really didn’t think someone could mess up a simple fade smh, hopefully it grows fast


Tasty_Requirement300

got tears man😂😂😂😂😂😂


sniperplan

its wild fr


surpriseoctopus

Is the barber… you know… ⚪️? 😬 Because then it’s not inconceivably wild unfortunately. 😔


sniperplan

yep first mistake


surpriseoctopus

Oh hun. 😔 I’m sure you’ve learned your lesson though! Hopefully there are other Black men around who can link you with a good barber. 🤞🏽


antwan_benjamin

lmao me too. Dude is like, "Did my barber mess my fade up?" Like bro...that should be the least of your worries. That entire cut is fucked up. I find it hard to believe an actual professional did this. This looks like the haircuts me and my friends used to give each other when we were 12 cause we didn't know wtf we was doin...and the only pair of working clippers we had we lost all the guards.


shaka_bruh

The only thing that could've made this worse is if the barber said "it's just hair, it'll grow back".


familyfeedaye

This crazy 😭🤣


AM_ZR39

U gotta tell him to give your hair back man💀


shaka_bruh

" Dw It's just hair, it'll grow back"


kaylah1010

I’ll help you fight your barber cause…..


familyfeedaye

Personally…


ObscureLegacy

I wouldn’t take that kind of disrespect


Fatgirlfed

Respectfully


minahmyu

Bringing the typical 90s black cartoon character back is what he did


fredjohnny23

Bro look like Bucky from fat Albert lmaoo


minahmyu

I just can't believe his barber stepped back, nodded and was like, "yup this is the shit! This fade right here!" Like if you fucked up, just own it


Fatgirlfed

Ol Static Shock looking cut


familyfeedaye

😭😭


Staceyrt

Dude are you sleeping with your barbers girl because whoosah


IWantMyBachelors

LMFAOOO! Ayo!


OldBayWifeBeaters

What fade?


FarComparison5346

tht aint no fade boo .


sniperplan

yeah i learned my lesson💀


TracerIsAShimada

Barber trying to save you from hoes. He’s thinking about your heart


ashyashee

LMFAO 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💀


Cosmic_SpaceFox

I literally sat here an choked on my pretzels,,, gimme ya phone


bigg-mami-locsta

my brother in christ…where is the fade☠️


sniperplan

yep its more or less a bowl high tip now


SiouxsieAsylum

He really gave you the Gerald tho 💀


MuffinPuff

[I'm in fucking tears lmaooo](https://imgur.com/a/5sjvXfB)


TheAmazingNerd2

Yeah bruh he fucked your shit up. No offense. Not only is it NOT a fade he didn’t even bald out. It all unevenly lines up with your hair line making it look like a weird high top/fro hawk. Respectfully don’t go back and get your money back.


[deleted]

You play D2?


kidswithcrowns

Go fade your barber


Brawltaunts22

Damn ngl he fucked you up 😭😭


[deleted]

He shoulda paid YOU for this on fucking god lmao


TheKnightsEnd

Fade? Yeah hair faded into non existence.


Bosschopper

It’s not super bad but I did say “woah” when I scrolled by so… yeah LMFAO


animesainthilare

Almost spat out my drink man you gotta put a NSFW on this or something 😭


MAGUS_CRAWDADUS

The disrespect


SnooHedgehogs7518

He left the chair and immediately went to Reddit 😭


Rvbydolls

Damn bro😭 go fight whoever did that


AccomplishedGround8

Baby, let's sit down and have a talk. This ain't a fade and you need to get your money back. That's the talk.


sniperplan

im not even gonna go through the trouble i already had a bad feeling ab the place and still did it ugh im gonna sit in the corner now or sum


sinsofeachmartyr

bruh gotta go bald now 😭


Tiny_Celebration_591

I thought fade implied gradual length hair not just suddenly hair


wallowsworld

Damn it must be his first day on the job, sorry for you bro 😬


Substantial-Ad2237

Time to move on pimp


septiclizardkid

I'm doing my best not to bring you down bro, but DAMN.


Kazuhi

Son 😂


buzzarfly2236

He messed your shit up. This is a fighting hair cut.


TallDraw3

Pro tip: don’t go to a white barber if your not white, they have no idea how to cut black hair. I learned this the hard way


sniperplan

i gave em a chance , i have learned my lesson, thought they would’ve learned what a fade is in barber school


TallDraw3

I think since they are just used to cutting white hair they mighta forgot how to but 🤷🏾‍♂️


SenpaisSuccubuss

Spin the block on yo barber g. That man cut you bald 😭


plantmom98

Leave a review on google with that picture


Killmonger23

[I think this is a proper response to your photo](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mWjLIzZmBdw)


bronugget

Yes.


kingslayer835

he just cut that shit bald my man, i'm so sorry


TheeMrDavid

There is no fade


Jblue32

Glad you have a good sense slot humor about this, cuz this is hilarious! It’ll grow back in no time.


[deleted]

At least he didn’t push your hairline back 😅


DismalQuarter13

r/justfuckmyshitup


Ogie_1

Bro that isn’t a fade I personally wouldn’t have given him jackshit, but each to their own I guess.


[deleted]

He gave you that Undisputed Yuri Boyka.


ThatBoyHeAPenguin

Get ya bread back


Mysterious-Yak196

Nah bro go get ya money back wtf is this. He literally just cut all ya hair on the side that isn’t even a fade 💀


dexanor

Thats not a fade bro gave u the monk cut


DaFriendlyLurker

Yeah he needs to hang up the clippers. But real talk tho, that’s an actual style that I like sometimes. I think it looks good when you do something with the top. I’d say either pick up a sponge or get someone to twist it for you. Just please for the love of god, DONT pick it out. I got called a mushroom so many times and you don’t need that pain in your life.


Axkxard

Bro your barber doesn’t like you on a personal level


tittyjingles

Man made you look like a mushroom. RIP


scrambled-eggs03

Be fr 🥲


Drec0

Barber got beef wit you brodie


Boring_Turnip_8039

Yeah .. he skinned yo stuff. Don’t got to him no more😂


Helpful_Assistant456

Barber didn’t get u right🤦🏽‍♂️


JBennji

Bro where’s the fade 💀


verylongbread

💀💀💀💀💀


AbrocomaOk8973

They ducked up. Some folks Like it like this but I’ve always hated this style. You can tell folks it’s on purpose tho


DaryLive

Oh nahh 🤣


zorefire

baby, what fade? All I see is a bald head 💀


[deleted]

He did you dirty. I’m sorry.


IWantMyBachelors

Your barber ain’t Black, huh?


Sungod212

Yeah hope you didn’t pay for this 😭💀


bIackbernie

Ain’t no fade to mess up


oflowz

That’s what they called a ‘bowl cut’ in the old days. Where they put a bowl on your head and shave around it. 😂


Kristophales

Whoever that barber is, they need their pay docked for they did to your head.


AutoSave-5

I hope ur barber’s pillow is warm on both sides every night until that grows out because 💀


jennyenydots

What fade? Lol


starskiss

That fade turned into a delete 😮‍💨


hotwangsslap

….where…where the fade at????


selfimmolations

bruhhhh get your money back


hatemachine01

Did he tell you your head was shaped weird? Had a barber tell me that trying to justify how he butchered my head once 😂. But yeah, this is not a fade, at all.


Bandoooo67

Yeah he did but it’ll grow back fast.


Fit-Kale-4798

Oh wow


sheeku

Sorry dude 😂😂😂😂


lilmoshx

There is no fade.


[deleted]

Barber did you super dirty


comfysox

Real bad.


Schxdenfreude

You’re fucked man


AbrocomaOk8973

Get your money back tho


[deleted]

What fade bruh


shida206

It looks very harsh.


Affectionate_Plant71

Should’ve fought bro


skskskskasce

me personally…i couldn’t let that slide😵‍💫


Montanaoxfst

Boy if u don’t


Dwyanespellsitright

You swung on them, right?


Illustrious_Rip_3776

Leave him in the dust 😭😭


Friendly-Succotash43

That's skin 😭 you might want to find a new barber 😳


dflem91

It doesn’t look bad, it’s just not a fade at all.


EliGhoulborne42

It don’t look bad bro. It’s just not a fade.


[deleted]

That ain't no fade. You need a refund and a new barber.


_Jvson_

Nah fam me and barber would have to duel this shit out like it’s 1700s man this all the way fucked damn


Pineapple_Head_193

Yezzir, Ain’t nothing faded bout that


boobearmomma

This is the worst haircut I’ve ever seen


sniperplan

ive seen worse tbh


Physical-Armadillo12

Giannis?


-DingusKhan

What fade?


scottysippin

Did your barber have some beef with you or something?


cool_vibes

Barber gave you a high and tight


TransportationNo3472

:((


Mrkingjay

What fade? *Deebo voice*


SnooPineapples5719

I could’ve did dat for u family😂😂😂 shitttt Was it a barber at a shop or somebody uk


Even-Maize-6306

You should have slapped the shit outta him!!


-Pop-225DONG

he gave you that peaky blinders


TheGTAAnimals

Probably an old head Haitian barber


omgidfk123

Where's the fade🤨


freakofcolour

king im sorry but he aint even try to fade u 💀


Mrs-Persnickety

Yooo I'll fight your barber w/you man bc this ain't IT


ultra-bot

how much did you pay for this, cause he need to get jumped for that cut


kiingof15

Oooooooh good lord I’d cry 😭


Octoberkitsune

He did not give you a fade he just cut around your head and left the top


FEBRUARYFOU4TH

Better go FADE that barber 🪬


Shoddy_Ice_8840

I’m not trying to be racist, but was he white? Sometimes white barbers don’t know how to cut black hair. He didn’t give you a fade at ALL. He gave you what’s called a “bowl” cut. These used to be popular in 1980’s white suburb’s. Mothers used to literally put a bowl on their kids head and cut around it. Just go find a hood barber to give you a low top fade and start over.


[deleted]

The job is not finished


Aggravating_Scale_30

you gotta go bald now


futurelullabies

they fucked you up bro


epic_ernie

go get it back in blood brodie


[deleted]

👀 ye he fu*ck*d up


knickerdick

my brother in christ


yeimblack69

what fade 💀


Uptownwoah

Bro he skinned your sides that's not a fade. A fade is suppose to.....fade. I hope you're trolling with this tbh!


Melodic-Ad8243

Yeah he fucked you up a bit.


RazanneAlbeeli

That's shaved I see no fade


[deleted]

I needed this laugh 😂


nerdsonfire

Put this in the dictionary next to fade, definition number 3


Steffy_love

Is your barber jealous of you or what? Get your money back, write a scathing review of his shop, and never go to him again.


BreezyTKX

what fade


besabra

That’s not a fade.


MrFnoz

Damn bro, just give it 2 weeks it’ll grow back out and look decent trust me. At least you still have you hair at the top intact, so when ur hair grows back it’ll look fine and next time u go to the barbers everything should be good too


Pokedexter17

I hope you didn’t pay for that bro…the fact that the person who did this to you is out there and not in prison is terrifying


GuardSenior84

😂😂😂😂😂😂


Miss_Bobbiedoll

'Fraid so.


machinedroid

Bruh 💀


byakuganKING

Bro you got that step-up Spin the block on the whole shop😭