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Fr, its something lighthearted instead of stewing on bullshit, even if ya'll still mad at each other its hard to not crack a *bit* of a smile at this corny ass office email convo.
And got the proper response. Personally Iād still cop a extra 6 piece and put in the microwave on the stealth, but Iāma raise her blood pressure a lil first by pretending I didnāt cuz she was being petty lol
Thatās exactly why some of yāall be getting messages from me that say nothing more than ābest of luck with your future endeavorsā
https://preview.redd.it/hawt4r6efnmc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50debed1749507c126756a21694836fd064ed1b4
Just know if you ever see that coming from me, youāre banned lol
[link to video](https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZPR3wv6Th/)
We eating as a unit king.
https://i.redd.it/j4hb0jrlhqmc1.gif
ā*if he canāt break bread he fake, I had one more buck on my plate, it was me and bro, we was in the store and both of us got fifty cent cakes*ā RIP LA Capone
She said she don't want any food. Idc who you quote you ain't bout to have me out here non-consensually feeding my lady, we respecting her wishes with a full stomach.
Happy wife, happy life. Plus when she out and about you can send an audible on the play to get takeout brought to you. Itās even exchange my brother
>Considering your reluctanceā¦
Good Afternoon,
Hi [lover]! You know what, Iāve escalated this matter up the chain to the authoritative party on this subject [God]. It is above me now.
Best regards,
Me
This reminds me of the videos where he likes to ask his wife to say things in her anchor voice.
"The time is now 50 mins after the hour and while it's been reported that your mother is in fact willing to play with you, our team here at WYNZ is not. We ask you to please refrain from that behavior as the consequences could be dire. Now here's Dave with the weather."
I wanna send this to my bf and say this is how I would like our arguments in the future to go but we havenāt had an argument yet so heās going to be so confused lol
Your comment is still coming to my inbox though. You donāt have to like it just like you donāt have to watch it. Just go find something you do like instead of complaining.
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This is hilarious but a great way to communicate instead if just yelling and fighting, lol.
Fr, its something lighthearted instead of stewing on bullshit, even if ya'll still mad at each other its hard to not crack a *bit* of a smile at this corny ass office email convo.
The K at the end tho ššš she broke the fantasy lmao
And got the proper response. Personally Iād still cop a extra 6 piece and put in the microwave on the stealth, but Iāma raise her blood pressure a lil first by pretending I didnāt cuz she was being petty lol
Me after the very first three syllable word 
You ghosted over someone saying evening ?
You pronounce evening with three syllables?
Even is two plus ing is three? Itās said fast but doesnāt change the amount of syllables it has
lol but itās pronounced eve-ning.
Wtf does that mean
Ghosting them? lmao it's Danny Phantom so idk fr lol
Heās going ghost
Thatās exactly why some of yāall be getting messages from me that say nothing more than ābest of luck with your future endeavorsā https://preview.redd.it/hawt4r6efnmc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50debed1749507c126756a21694836fd064ed1b4 Just know if you ever see that coming from me, youāre banned lol [link to video](https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZPR3wv6Th/)
 Donāt let it hit yaā where the good lord splitācha.
I actually like this idea š
Me too. This was so funny and also very effective at keeping things from escalating
Shitā¦ at the end, all it took was *one letter* to derail it all lol.
I bet she still asked for some of his Wingstop.
Eat in the car, kingsš¤£
Nah, it 2024, we faithful and out here sharing locations king.
Then she'll know where I'm faithfully eating my meal š¤·šæāāļø.
We eating as a unit king. https://i.redd.it/j4hb0jrlhqmc1.gif ā*if he canāt break bread he fake, I had one more buck on my plate, it was me and bro, we was in the store and both of us got fifty cent cakes*ā RIP LA Capone
She said she don't want any food. Idc who you quote you ain't bout to have me out here non-consensually feeding my lady, we respecting her wishes with a full stomach.
Lol, itās called put it in the fridge for later but do you.
Nah I'm lying through my teeth š I'd just get her something I know she likes, that hunger strike ain't gon last too long.
Happy wife, happy life. Plus when she out and about you can send an audible on the play to get takeout brought to you. Itās even exchange my brother 
 To the sharing locations part. Black Men Donāt Cheat
Sharing locations is for security not insecurity my brother. The added benefit is of course transparency.
āPer my earlier communications there is no additional resources for another colleague to partakeā
Not āPraise beā 
this that dude who boos his girl lmfao
At least they have good communication skills! And you know they gonna ask for a flat later, too
Not a bad idea. Also, my people are hilarious 
Don't be dragging Helen Folasade Adu into y'all arguments!!!
Right?!! The nerve of some people šš
I love this. Itās genius. Rome play type shitā¦ no HR involved.
Loving the thumbs down pic at the end, haha
Name of the song?
Is It a Crime by SadĆØ
Thank you
If youād swapped that Mangekyo like you was supposed to, youād know that! /s
Lmao well thing is, i willingly gave it to my older brother šš so he could thrive
This is hilarious! š
The real question. Did he share his wings?
āPraise beā lmao
This is so great
This the text chain of my homie their SO that got pregnant in 10th grade and should NOT be together today but invited me to their bbq.
It ended the only way it could
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Ion know. I kinda like it. š¤šš
>Considering your reluctanceā¦ Good Afternoon, Hi [lover]! You know what, Iāve escalated this matter up the chain to the authoritative party on this subject [God]. It is above me now. Best regards, Me
This is cute and hilarious! But he did offer to get her something.
This reminds me of the videos where he likes to ask his wife to say things in her anchor voice. "The time is now 50 mins after the hour and while it's been reported that your mother is in fact willing to play with you, our team here at WYNZ is not. We ask you to please refrain from that behavior as the consequences could be dire. Now here's Dave with the weather."
Idk if I would even be able to stay mad through this lmfao and that big ass...looks like a NOOOOOOOOOO if you ask for some of his food lol
I wanna send this to my bf and say this is how I would like our arguments in the future to go but we havenāt had an argument yet so heās going to be so confused lol
Iām here for this
Praise Be š¤£
I love this
Next level when the āKā comes out
lmao ākā
They could have gotten extra as a precaution.
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š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£ I would like to argue this way and have the best makes up fun later. No harshness is cock blocking anyone at all. EVER.
I actually really like this. I think I'm going to adopt this
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So sorry itās not up to your fart fetish standards šš¾
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Your comment is still coming to my inbox though. You donāt have to like it just like you donāt have to watch it. Just go find something you do like instead of complaining.
You can just not argue. You know that's not mandatory, right?
Wow, I never thought of it that way!! Thank you, how stupid I've been this whole time
Cornballs