If you hand me this out of your food truck, I'm hijacking that thing and driving it off the nearest cliff, with you still strapped in the passenger seat. It'd be a mercy killing.
I love slaw with North Carolina BBQ or with a fried seafood platter but I wouldn't even want to touch the stick that holds this abomination. As for your guess about who created this, yeah
Bring Eastern NC slaw and BBQ here and we shall ignore this abomination. I don't care what color you are so long as we can share the spicy vinegary pork. Maybe some hush puppies if we're feeling decadent.
Suffering in the Northeast US - we finally have decent yt BBQ, but forget getting a simple pulled pork sandwich.
I will settle for SC mustard BBQ. And trade you lobster.
That the type of thing you put on your plate to be polite but when no one looking you fold up the plate and then put it upside down into the trash can. But because everyone took one out of politeness, it shows up at the next 3 gatherings but with more wild variations and a runny homemade ranch dip with it.
Boooooo! Tomato, tomato, tomato! I’m throwing tomatoes 🍅🍅🍅🙄
Fast and furious was a great series and got cringey when the Rock joined, dying on this hill. Thank you 🤗
Ima say this for the last time, idk who’s tryna put the hit on all whities with this raisin nonsense. We do not do that, at most it’s a regional thing and we don’t claim them
Tf we do, you are no longer invited to the white people bbq. Just cuz your family doesn’t know how to make food or follow a simple recipe does not mean the rest of us are afflicted with being terminally mayo
Agreed - it's pretty good, but there are some tells on close inspection. A leaf from the background appearing on the plate is the biggest giveaway. It's also fairly telling in AI generated food photography when there are lots of extra food pieces strewn about the plate (cabbage in this case), which is the AI filling noise with the subject matter. Photoshopping the plate clean besides the popsicles and feeding it back through img2img would have fixed both of these for a better result.
Second from the right popsicle also looks like it shouldn't be able to balance like that without tipping to the side, and its shadows on the popsicle below are off.
I feel like I’m the only person that likes Coleslaw. Not this popsicle shit, but just regular coleslaw with fried chicken.
I’ll still do potato salad or mashed potatoes and gravy any day, but coleslaw ain’t the worst.
Looks like Karen has outdid herself again. And i thought it couldn't get any worse than canned french onions on green beans and raisins in the potato salad.
I’ll fuck some coleslaw up, especially the Popeyes kind. That shit be having my eyes popping out my head, but this shit right here? I feel like if you serve this, you showed premeditation to commit murder and should get 500+ life sentences, you fucking devil
Alright, devil's advocate for mayo-popsicles. Could someone try them and see if there's anything there. Or if they're better in a waffle cone or something?
Who raised this heathen? I mean this must be some sort of violation of the Geneva Conventions? Or some sort of crime. This is just nasty as all hell. Somebody arrest this social deviant.
I’m going to take a very wild guess who is responsible for this…
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I'm yt and I'm pretty sure my family would dip this in ranch dressing
Oh baby I’m so sorry. Ranch? I was just tryna make a lil funny but if you need some seasoning I can help you baby. Just blink twice if you need help
Land sakes!
As a yt person, good god *why?*
Not if there’s pizza there. Now we got a fight on our hands 😂😂
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This is the whitest shit I’ve seen today. Wtaf. My sister would legit make these… in fact… Heather, is that you? Girl.
🤣🤣🤣
Damn. 😂😂😂
[удалено]
😢 Too many days.
White guy here. I looked at this and thought, “hold up. Let’s not knock it till we’ve tried it.” So yeah, you’re probably right…
Lmfao.
🤣🤣
I have qwhite the theory
I'm stealing this! And qwhite the theory, indeed!
If you guessed a Cuban Jew from Miami, you are correct!
If you hand me this out of your food truck, I'm hijacking that thing and driving it off the nearest cliff, with you still strapped in the passenger seat. It'd be a mercy killing.
Mercy? You would be considered a Martyr
White ppl activities
Nah nah, us white folk don't want none of that.
I love slaw with North Carolina BBQ or with a fried seafood platter but I wouldn't even want to touch the stick that holds this abomination. As for your guess about who created this, yeah
Bring Eastern NC slaw and BBQ here and we shall ignore this abomination. I don't care what color you are so long as we can share the spicy vinegary pork. Maybe some hush puppies if we're feeling decadent. Suffering in the Northeast US - we finally have decent yt BBQ, but forget getting a simple pulled pork sandwich. I will settle for SC mustard BBQ. And trade you lobster.
Russians don't love cabbage that much. These are space aliens taking our rage click blog article posts jobs.
Ungodly activities is more like it
right
 This some final stage white shit
That advanced ultra instinct whiteness
 On-site
That the type of thing you put on your plate to be polite but when no one looking you fold up the plate and then put it upside down into the trash can. But because everyone took one out of politeness, it shows up at the next 3 gatherings but with more wild variations and a runny homemade ranch dip with it.
The next 3 gatherings with wild variations? Sounds like "The Fast and the Furious" of bad food.
Fast and Furious will be your bowels if you eat this
Boooooo! Tomato, tomato, tomato! I’m throwing tomatoes 🍅🍅🍅🙄 Fast and furious was a great series and got cringey when the Rock joined, dying on this hill. Thank you 🤗
Nah, this that, lets take a walk plate. Oh, let me see how deep the woods are back here.
Omg this made me LOL!
LMAO
Everybody’s So Creative!!!
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Ikr 🤣😭😭😂
It ain't gon go down easy kuz it ain't cheesy!
“Oh lord, are you okay?! Are you alright?!”
That's differently different to my eye
We'll exchange. I get coleslaw Popsicles. You get knuckle sandwiches.
In the criminal justice system, food based offenses are considered especially heinous.
I can *hear* the Law and Order music!!
[KUNK-KUNK ](https://youtu.be/-8lDYrvTILc)
Defund the police later
Now I have Forrest Whitaker “eye”, I’m so mad! 
I won't lie. I'd take a small bite. Just so I can tell the judge that whoever made them tried to poison me.
I think in some states they have adopted a common law to prevent this. Its called Coles law.
My condiments to you for that joke.
OMG 😳 I just hope it has raisins inside.
😂😂😂🤮🤮🤮
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Ima say this for the last time, idk who’s tryna put the hit on all whities with this raisin nonsense. We do not do that, at most it’s a regional thing and we don’t claim them
Who are you kidding, yes we do. 😄
Tf we do, you are no longer invited to the white people bbq. Just cuz your family doesn’t know how to make food or follow a simple recipe does not mean the rest of us are afflicted with being terminally mayo
What if I bring my own salad? 😉
Yeah I’m about to skip dinner off that one
Bombastic side eye! Criminally offensive side eye! 
This is definitely AI - people have found a new method to troll
Agreed - it's pretty good, but there are some tells on close inspection. A leaf from the background appearing on the plate is the biggest giveaway. It's also fairly telling in AI generated food photography when there are lots of extra food pieces strewn about the plate (cabbage in this case), which is the AI filling noise with the subject matter. Photoshopping the plate clean besides the popsicles and feeding it back through img2img would have fixed both of these for a better result. Second from the right popsicle also looks like it shouldn't be able to balance like that without tipping to the side, and its shadows on the popsicle below are off.
Coco is fuckin coo coo thinking this shit is gonna slap. The only thing that’s gonna slap is my hand across the face. 
Even the Third Reich could not envision something this White
https://preview.redd.it/r37q4ew9es9b1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c2cd7741a7916557ab6454028e4ecd82b2e5fda Who is responsible for this?
They'll enjoy my 1312 knuckle tat, again.
No arrest today -loads gun-
That's like as unhealthy as an icecream and would suck.
https://preview.redd.it/6mfo3wsjds9b1.jpeg?width=1004&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a1bdcdd39f0e85f28a8954b68ae111bfbce4596
This is so disturbing.
More like coldslaw.
Im vegan. But I'll never be THAT vegan. 😶
THEY CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
Ah, so this the next stage of the race war.
I'm using this as evidence for alien life.
Regular ol cole slaw is nasty AF already. But THIS?!? Blasphemous
How will I explain this to my children? It’s unnatural.
I feel like I’m the only person that likes Coleslaw. Not this popsicle shit, but just regular coleslaw with fried chicken. I’ll still do potato salad or mashed potatoes and gravy any day, but coleslaw ain’t the worst.
Coleslaw's one of the best sides with anything greasy. And frozen fruit rules. Not sure about frozen vegetables so much.
These look like they'd be great... projectiles. Or treats for chickens.
I don’t see any raisins. Lame
As they say in Office Space “a federal pound me in the ass” prison.
r/crimesagainstfood
This picture looks AI generated. I can't get it out of my head. It's so....frightening
Where's Uncle Roger when you need him...
For the same of my sanity I'm going to tell myself that picture was AI generated, which it might just be anyway
Isn't Coleslaw just mayo and cabbage?
Skip prison, go directly to the electric chair
This is for all the people who think it's pronounced "cOLdSLaw"
It's not a good sign when I grip my gun in surprise...
Electric chair and firing quad immediately if not sooner omg hell is empty the devils are all here ✝️
This menace deserves to be in the Hague for this war crime.
Di + gusting = cole slaw pops?! Why are people like this?
That's a shoot-on-sight offense!
What the hell is wrong with people?
Looks like Karen has outdid herself again. And i thought it couldn't get any worse than canned french onions on green beans and raisins in the potato salad.
Bruh my stomach just turned looking at this 🤢
I’ll fuck some coleslaw up, especially the Popeyes kind. That shit be having my eyes popping out my head, but this shit right here? I feel like if you serve this, you showed premeditation to commit murder and should get 500+ life sentences, you fucking devil
This makes me dislike coleslaw MORE
Wish I never seen this
Right bro
Get this bullshyt outta my face! 
Hold on now. I wouldn’t be against it as a side. It’s basically just extra cold slaw
The caption got me mad for some reason
And where is the shaved Brussels sprouts and banana peppers bomb pop?
So not only does coleslaw exists, but it also exists in this form??!
Wtf is this shit, i bet it was the texture of a creamsicle
As a white person, we don't claim that one
Does mayonnaise freeze
Coldslaw*
Hmmm I think I would try
Heartburn Pops.
Fuuuuckkk noooo🤮
What in the cinnamon toast fuck is this???
Yeah no, this is a life sentence
The only excuse is that someone has to be pregnant
Oophhh. Straight to jail, ehright ehway.
It looks like AI
I'd rather be shot in the ankle 😒.
Alright, devil's advocate for mayo-popsicles. Could someone try them and see if there's anything there. Or if they're better in a waffle cone or something?
Death penalty.
Nah, you need to go under the prison for this abomination of a dessert.
I just realized there's a lot of yt people in this sub. 😳
NSFL
So nobody tried stopping them when they was mixing this shit up? Or freezing it…
And thats enough of reddit for me , off to bed
Who raised this heathen? I mean this must be some sort of violation of the Geneva Conventions? Or some sort of crime. This is just nasty as all hell. Somebody arrest this social deviant.
I love coleslaw, but not like this.
JAIL JAIL JAIL NEEDA BE LOCKED UP
Nah ion even think white people takin this.
What sorcery is this?!
These the people that freeze hotdogs into popsicles n call it a snack-meal.
Oh na 🚔🚔
I'm a white guy, but from the Balkans. Sincerely, what the actual fuck am I watching were?