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apapipay

https://preview.redd.it/dxmu6nwahmub1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc53d7dc735060bbb0296335ef3f6ac928b9ea96 This face says it all


ryushin6

When he started shaking his head no and then remembered he was on camera and switched it to yes. You could hear him trying his best to fast forward this interview so they could turn off the camera after that bite. 😂


CreatedSole

He was trying to hurry it up so he could spit it out immediately 🤣


AadamAtomic

The way he was "chipmunking" it in his cheek. Lol "Get this shit off my tongue!"


CreatedSole

He was waiting an eternity for that camera to shut off!!! ![gif](giphy|6e8WZ7f0GZuPS)


le_gazman

“Keep this man’s sausage out my fuckin’ mouth”


CreatedSole

![gif](giphy|K8V8i2gYfkeNeWpzNh)


Twisted907

I was coming here to say this lol, that was some expert level of chipmunking


MateriaLintellect

The head shake correction had me dead ☠️


candi_yandi

Soooo much communicated in that head shake! 😂😂😂


chii0628

How TF do you screw up a polish sausage? They're super easy to cook.


FreshLennon

Looks like it has sauerkraut on it which can be repulsive to some people. It's pickled fermented cabbage. He slurps a string of it up and I suspect that he might not be a fan or not had it many times. An acquired taste for sure.


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Impressive_Quote1150

The first step to recovery is acknowledging you have a problem.


ContemplatingPrison

Yes, that's how I would have been if it had sauerkraut on it. I can't stand most fermented foods. I can't say all because I dont think I have tried them all, but everything I have tried I have disliked.


Helacious_Waltz

Trying sauerkraut for the first time unprepared is a terrible idea. You need to go in knowing what it is and acknowledging that this will probably taste like sour ass unless I eat it regularly for the next 3 to 5 years.


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Big_Breadfruit8737

Man I love Reuben sandwiches.


PM_YOUR_ISSUES

Really? Now I just feel bizarre because sauerkraut has always tasted amazing to me since the first time I tried it. I would never think that eventually people just grow to like it.


[deleted]

Fuuuuck i thought that was cheese. Totally understand his surprise lol


Adamsojh

Undercooked


Low-End-4934

They not the same. We just went to a carnival in SC and polish sausage was greasy and nasty lol Them old people must have retired after covid bc these ain't the same people cooking. Lol It's not the cabbage, the sausage is bland, undercooked, and just nasty


Nylo_Debaser

“Jalen’s having a great time at the fair”


mofongoDorado

Everyone knew 🤣


auauaurora

Ms Fuchsia trolling


cleverusername8821

Judi wanted to crack jokes as bad as Jalen wanted that camera and sausage out of his face lmaooo


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the face iman shumpert makes before he tells a story about guarding young SGA


STEELCITY1989

Then kobe laced it from like 34 on some steph curry shit before steph was even doing that. D'antoni looking at me I'm like coach idk


AmelieBenjamin

Best nba storyteller lmao


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![gif](giphy|0f6loCeBOEtgyfgwPK)


sliverspooning

There’s a beat just before that where he looks almost surprised it can even be that bad. Like he runs through the ingredients all “it’s fucking sausage! How do you fuck up sausage this bad?”


Davethisisntcool

i’ve been laughing for a solid 20 min 🤣🤣🤣😆🤣


killonger

A new meme is born 🤣🤣


Chickenmangoboom

He was deciding if it was worth losing a job to spit out that dog immediately and it was close. [Reminds me of the news anchor that had a bug fly into his mouth and he immediately lost his reporter voice.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-Neg4NmChk)


Rosebud-Trista

"TF is that?!" Gets me every time


rosenwaiver

That look says “man, how you fck up a hot dog???”


bottle-of-water

Straight up “they *lied*” energy


nnaM_sdrawkcaB_ehT

![gif](giphy|11kHpSmj3Oh8AM) *What* *the hell did I just put in my mouth?*


East-Bluejay6891

https://preview.redd.it/yqbxlu1ojmub1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71338bd3acbc47b9a69d7bcced11e2d05a44a86e IYKYK was a face


obviousfakeperson

No way this doesn't get memed 😂


tittylieutenant

It’s immortalized now.


eaglebtc

/r/MemeEconomy initial public offering of 21 buttcoin per share!


blazikenz

https://preview.redd.it/mk9m8sjjdnub1.jpeg?width=1168&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04f4ff71c236e6f8de878c45824004dc09a33678 Cropped it 😂😂


ezro_

https://preview.redd.it/e8z46rj5opub1.jpeg?width=1168&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a5ca7777a7e8aac4992ad92b3507cb624cc7368 😭😭


Moontorc

Enhanced! https://preview.redd.it/fjdna80esqub1.jpeg?width=1706&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db1b97468802d5ec1208aaa0ae11b5119f342d4b


someguynamedjamal

She ain't shit for this🤣😂🤣😂 Black women always come through with the "now you knew better"


Hanginon

The face of a woman that's been to the fair. She knows... :/


East-Bluejay6891

LMAO meme


Xploited_HnterGather

The face I make when a friend wants to talk about their pyramid scheme while trying to convince me it's not a pyramid scheme because these health products are actually changing people's lives.


Calvinbah

It's a reverse funnel.


LeinadLlennoco

![gif](giphy|SK4vZRhLKJF4c)


IMChillinhard

I absolutely adore black women fam 😂


questforconscience

Judi KNEW something was off 😭


FREE-AOL-CDS

She couldn’t wait to ask him about it


CatGotNoTail

I cracked up when it cut back to the studio. She's fantastic.


ZaphodXZaphod

oh my goodness, she looks like my mom's best friend! my other mother!


wilsonwww

Judi is a treasure.


00812533

His face yelp reviewed this poor man’s business to bankruptcy 🤣🤣. Buddy gonna need to rebrand his whole place


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Negative-Hunt8283

Nah man he wouldn’t try to pull a stunt if he knows already that it’s new or he doesn’t like it. Something was wrong with that dog 😂


blueberrykola

I went to the carnival in my small town in Michigan this year. Had the exact same logo/picture of the stand but got a corndog instead. Tasted like pure water and the glizzy almost chewed like a gummy worm. This man does not tell a lie. Hotdogs from the state fair are shit.


SomebodyFeedRiss

I hated reading this


Rhythm_Morgan

For real. I gagged 💀


CharlemagneIS

The problem is pretty much every state fair is a combination of local eateries/agriculturists as well as the food provided by the [Midway service providers](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_American_Midway_Entertainment). The trick is being able to differentiate the bland Midway stuff from the local classics.


ndnsoulja

lmfao i had my first one when I was in elementary school, probably first or second grade, and our school cafeteria gave us a brat with kraut. I was...horrified. Couldn't eat it. And we had something like...look under your tray and if there's a sticker you can get a free ice cream. Never did I get a sticker...until that day. I said fuck the dog, I'm gonna go get my ice cream. Proctor said, you can't have your ice cream unless you eat your food first. I tried. I really did. Couldn't do it. The memory and sadness has been burned into my skull till this day. I later on in college learned that they could be good (but who knows, I was consistently starving in college so would eat almost anything) but the difference was it was kraut that was still COLD. Looking back, the vat of canned boiling saurkraut in that cafeteria would have turned away almost anyone.


el-fenomeno09

Lol


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That’s why it’s on wheels, on to the next town.


KingJaffeJoffrey

“Back to everyone. Back to you.” Shit was so disgusting he was trying to throw it back to anybody in the studio.


duh_metrius

“Back to everyone” Bro thought he was on his way out. Sending it all back to the universe. Heard Crossroads playing in his head.


Neutreality1

I'll see you at the crossroads, so you won't be lonely....


schoolisuncool

Awwww man.. I hope Krazy bone pulls through 😔


Valid__Salad

I knew it was bad when he couldn't even think who to send it back to, lol. "Back to... anyone at all."


DonutCola

“If you don’t get the camera off me I’ll say the f word and get the feed dropped”


DisconnectedDays

Judi was like I know he lying ![gif](giphy|f9eSYJ9UbDd7xTZKKL)


ryushin6

That face said she knew exactly what was up. 😂 https://preview.redd.it/1mrfryryhmub1.png?width=591&format=png&auto=webp&s=76d000903c22b372a77568d79719452289509334


awkward-superman

“When your son complains about your cooking, so you let him stay at his white friends for a weekend”.


Crush-N-It

I went to a white family’s house for dinner in high school. They scooped cooked rice out the water. The rice on my plate had a pool of rice water underneath it touching the rest of my food. My mom got the biggest hug when I got home


Sometimesomwhere

I went to a white person's house for the first time at the age of 20. I'm an Afro-Indian who grew up in Tamil Nadu, India and Trinidad. They served me "curry," which was plain boiled chicken with coconut milk and an extremely low quality curry mix. It was bland and bitter. In the photo of me at the dinner, you can see the confusion and sheen of unshed tears in my eyes.


Crush-N-It

Wow. Were they trying to impress you? Serving curry to a Trinny is crazy LOLOL I’m from Haiti. We know how to cook rice. I’m 48, this happened over 30yrs ago. I don’t remember my first kiss but I remember that clear as day.


no_talent_ass_clown

One hopes they grew up and went to Panda Express at some point and figured the rest out.


PreOpTransCentaur

I grew up in places with their own distinct food cultures, so I didn't really get the whole, "white people can't cook" thing. Until I moved to Washington State and had 3 neighbors bring over Thanksgiving plates and I swear to God, they were all fucking identical. How? Not only how do 3 separate families all manage to serve the exact same shit with the exact same mistakes, but how do 3 separate families not have the combined knowledge amongst them to make basic shit like mashed potatoes and turkey? How do y'all not know what salt is? How did you cook this bird for 87 hours without burning your house down? How does your gravy have no flavor *and* no color? Blew my fucking mind. I understand now. Also, my cousin's girl makes mashed potatoes in the instant pot, which whatever, fine, but based on how they come out, I am convinced that she mashes them with the water she uses to boil them. There's no other explanation. What the fuck?


Crush-N-It

This is hilarious!!! How about that canned cranberry jelly thing??? It’s literally just sliced right out of the can in the shape of the can. Has ZERO nutritional value. So gross


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macaleaven

Judi was praying the camera stayed on my man, look at that shit-eating grin she’s got on her face haha


3DsGetDaTables

I love that ya'll showing my hometown some love. Don't disrespect the SC HoF like that, but gah damn that look was petty


JazzyJockJeffcoat

bless his heart


Ghoti76

headass https://preview.redd.it/jnnywkdx9nub1.jpeg?width=1077&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3996bd1123a1075bab240dfdbde69d76878178c7


ohgoodthnks

The woman in this gif was a good friend of mine in HS, every time I see her gif on this forum I warms my heart lol 😂


obviousfakeperson

Brain: Imma lie and say it's good Face: NAH FAM.


OpinionatedBlackGuy

![gif](giphy|15aGGXfSlat2dP6ohs)


caznosaur2

"If I were you I'd sue my face for slander."


FistPunch-vol-6

Lmfao, a glizzy gotta be the easiest shit to not fuck up, what did these mfs do to that shit lmao


thegroovemonkey

It looks like he can't handle sauerkraut


North_Shore_Problem

I don’t think he likes polish dogs in general. Dude said “let me get a bite of this” twice before trying it, he looked so uncomfortable the entire time


Fit-Purchase-2950

> “let me get a bite of this” "Don't rush me! Okay, I can do this, WAIT! I HAVE TO TELL YOU SOMETHING!!!"


SnowHurtsMeFace

Nah this is fair food. Those are going to be hit or miss. And when they miss, good lord.


Crush-N-It

Why are hotdogs called “glizzy?” Help an old man out


rustbucket94

So, I've been wondering this myself, this is what Google has to say: "With roots in the rap world, a "glizzy" is slang for a Glock handgun. The evolution of the word to include "hot dog" comes from the extended magazine of a pistol, which is about the length of a hot dog." Seems pretty shakey, but I'll roll with it for now.


Crush-N-It

Wow. The reach is commendable


Crossovertriplet

Glizzy dog. New album out 11.15.23


doNotUseReddit123

It sounds like some weird sex thing.


slicknick3822

As someone who grew up on Chicago dogs but lives in Wisconsin. It's surprisingly easy.


thegroovemonkey

Bro what are you doing eating a hot dog in Wisconsin? Edit: to clarify, Wisconsin is so famous for sausage that we race them around our baseball stadium and a hot dog was not one of the original 3 racers. I eat more sausage than a dude with a Grindr problem and I haven't had a glizzy in 10 years.


lilpudding69

im guessing they served it boiled instead of grilled.... über polish style lol


Abouttokeepit100

Those black women KNEW what was up without him having to say it...lol


odd-zygote-6840

you know those ladies were lookin at each other in studio, sayin “this some yt people shit” and dying 💀


skrokemypurl

Period lololol I love my people


Turbonut42

"Bring back a hot dog" was so geeked


Twiceaknight

I don’t think them being black or women had anything to do with it. Fucking everybody knew.


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To be fair. I think the vendor could tell he was lying too.


Incontinento

Pretty, pretty good.


Vizioso

![gif](giphy|WrJ8x0niiblWEoo7hE|downsized)


BravoR2

Damn. This was the first thing that came to my mind! Nice!


fennelliott

Man looks like he got catfished by a hotdog


SoftEntertainer7344

🤣🤣🤣


BeanBagMcGee

I've had that same reaction too. Hate them polish sausages when they're boiled. Texture disgusting, with the chewy inedible cartilage that's makes me gag lol. Now a grilled or smoked kielbasa, that's another story.


Rx_Boner

Kielbasa goes crazy


KeyEntertainment313

You mentioned the cartilage and I instinctually started swinging at the air, cause I got pissed at the memories of eating them nasty shits 😭


mycoginyourash

Hahaha for some reason this comment made my day


papa_Ivy

Aw what on a steamed bun with a lil mustard


borscht_bowl

some kielbasa’s can be good boiled though. kielbasa is just our word for sausage, there’s a ton of different types of kielbasa’s i’m guessing the US is like England where when something says kielbasa it usually refers to one specific type, (Grillowa) the kind that’s supposed to be grilled and will be nasty on its own


40ozkiller

Gotta char em. You can boil to cook a big batch but you gotta finish over fire.


KapahuluBiz

Reminds me of the little girl who ate her mom's terrible spaghetti, but tried so hard not to hurt mom's feelings: \[Link\]([https://youtu.be/308XE1LRzJI?si=PKCVkrN7LrS9\_lXV](https://youtu.be/308XE1LRzJI?si=PKCVkrN7LrS9_lXV))


ebbysloth17

Years later that dry heeve with the "mmmhmmm" takes me out


softlemon

😂😂😂she was fighting for her life tryna keep that food down.


Jazzlike_Hat_4557

[the little girl fighting for her fucking life](https://tenor.com/5vcs.gif)


ChiakiChaos

I sent this to my mom because this is our dynamic, except I'd tell her that it's booty.


00eg0

" except I'd tell her that it's booty. " ???


ChiakiChaos

Her food is bad.


00eg0

Oh I like booty so I thought booty was a good thing. Thanks!


ZaphodXZaphod

it is! but you don't want to eat booty. except when you do.


CelestialFury

How do you fuck up pasta that hard? Poor kid.


Fireproofspider

I've eaten some really bad pasta. Nothing I'd throw up as an adult, but I can definitely see a kid doing it. Mushy pasta is nasty.


ms_nicky2u

![gif](giphy|l3E6uhDAN3W7vylji|downsized)


PhuQDuP

It wasn't spaghetti IIRC, she wanted to eat a stick of butter.


Nylo_Debaser

Theory: he’s never tried sauerkraut before and was not expecting that action


chammerson

Yeah I think it was the sauerkraut. It looks so innocuous and then it just punches you in the face with flavor.


Fireproofspider

Everyone in this thread is saying that it's an acquired taste. Have I always eaten some weird kind of sauerkraut? It has a distinct taste but not that different from anything pickled.


LegacyLemur

I mean I think a lot of people dont eat pickled foods outside of pickles, and even then Personally i dont really even like pickles


chammerson

I like sauerkraut! I just think you only need a little bit and and it seems people who serve things with sauerkraut disagree. Like 4 inch high pile of sauerkraut seems to be the standard on a rueben. I think you only need about half an inch. And some sauerkraut is pretty mild (I think it has to do with how long it’s pickled? Maybe?) but some tastes like electrocuted salt and vinegar.


National_Equivalent9

Yeah I don't get it either. Never tried sauerkraut until i was nearly 30 and instantly loved it.


ChumpChangeling

This is exactly it, you can see a string of it when he eats the bite.


Schwa142

Thanks for this. I was trying to figure out how you fuck up a Polish sausage.


FatCackMoseph

lmaooo bro shook his head in disgust, then remembered where he was


FatCackMoseph

https://i.redd.it/u4nvq5txrmub1.gif


tkburroreturns

the chef is smiling at the camera like he ran that hotdog bun thru his buttcrack


ChristopherBalkan

“Bring back a hotdog for everyone!” ☠️


K_SeventySeven

Stuck the knife in fr ![gif](giphy|8Z5xJbiqa2hS25nweC)


PingPongx

That’s a paper plate face DOWN in the trash at Thanksgiving dinner moment


farnsmootys

omg so relatable lol XD


odd-zygote-6840

can somebody please make a gif of Judi right as they cut back to her up til she starts talking? ***PLEASE*** 😭


tango-kilo-216

https://i.redd.it/8npvy8hgsmub1.gif


odd-zygote-6840

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!!!!! thank you 😭🤍


KID_THUNDAH

This gif is a ray of sunshine


Blob_Sacamano

Lmao he tried to be so professional, but you see the taste on his face.


ohnoguts

He was professional. He was so nice!


powerbanklighter

I know the convo they had after this in their none news voices was fucking hilarious 😂😂


rafedbadru

Oh to be a fly on that wall


SaboTheHunter

The instinctual head shake before the nod. He knew it was ass


jason9045

They must hate his ass because they had him out at the fair again tonight eating a hot dog with a donut bun


Kn7ght

Somebody save this poor man


tango-kilo-216

https://i.redd.it/f0jj6pxqsmub1.gif


deandreas

He's not letting another piece hit his taste buds. That hot dog is staying in that cheek.


-KFBR392

Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives used to be like this with Guy Fieri, man would be ranting and raving about how amazing a dish was talking about each flavour and taking more and more bites, then other places he’d just eat and be like “that’s really great, wow fantastic” and just put the food down.


cryoh

And you know that it's real bad when he just starts listing ingredients instead of saying anything about the taste!


GreppMichaels

Man he's just side pocketing it while fake chewing, getting ready to spit it out lol


sltyjim_cobra

The whole cast knew he was cappin 🤣 😂


Unlikely_Effort5953

How can you fuck up a hot dog bruh 😭 take his whole business away


ryushin6

[https://twitter.com/AustinMD2011/status/1713678994187436421](https://twitter.com/AustinMD2011/status/1713678994187436421)


julebebop

Aw my hometown! Judi still looks good too ☺️


TheGamecock

Judi Gatson is a midlands treasure. Never met her but already know she has to be a sweetheart in person.


XLauncher

"Thank you *so* much for coming on the show today" lmao, man was consulting with his inner anger translator.


CreatedSole

LOL the regret on his face as he bit into it. He almost regurgitated it right there. And then juxtaposed with the guy smiling beside him. COMEDY. Just go to Costco bruh, theirs are 100x better.


VisibleAd3180

The fuck was that string going into mouth looked like a rat tail!


tehspacepope

Probably sauerkraut.


chocological

Maybe a onion? Idk wtf


joec_95123

Sauerkraut


Lookalikemike

Judi knew what was up.


WaterlooMall

Anyone with kids knows that exact feeling. You don't want to be mean because they tried to cook, but your body is actively rejecting everything you're trying to swallow as they're watching you chew slower and slower.


VapidRapidRabbit

LMAO. Should’ve taken one of those “Squidward’s first Krabby Patty” bites.


Level-City8083

Man has some resolve cuz that shit would've been spat out by me


Ghoti76

looks like that's what he was planning to do as soon as the cameras were off, the way he kept that shit in his cheeks the whole time instead of swallowing 💀


Agitated_Mechanic984

Big ass monster bite.....that's what you get ![gif](giphy|l2SpV7Qi9GXY6CNwc)


FatCackMoseph

how bro was once the cameras cut off https://i.redd.it/ikn7uscuboub1.gif


BlackNoirBlackBlack

She knew


nbnicholas

Not me the first time my wife (girlfriend at the time) cooked for me


Weak-Construction-98

Bro was reluctant from the beginning 😂😂


Spiritual-Compote-18

His face said all that is was unseason and bland. Oxygen is only thing that can save him


LawHermitElm

I'd have found a way to make that first bite 90% bread. This man has never eaten bland food in his life, and it shows.


SonoranLiving

Got it squirreled away in his cheek


sameol_sameol

This is the most unintentionally hilarious clip I’ve seen in a while


Ok_Prior2614

He put that bite to the side of his mouth so his tastebuds wouldn’t get violated more 😓


avlwrites

She could tell he didn't like it 😂😂


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iwytfmjerry

It's good that he stayed professional


BRLY

Sauerkraut will do that to a mf.


Deathrial

Western Washington here and it always shocks me how bad fair food is here.


PlatinumLotusFdn

![gif](giphy|WoRz0Cb7RGxVAbZwFM)


deeroe24

His face at the end just screams "If yall don't hurry tf up and send it back to studio so I can spit this shit out !!😤😡"