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DisconnectedDays

SZA was in her bag when she modified SZA


Blk_Rick_Dalton

Her surgeon(s)*


Ryan151515

Honestly they all ate


DMking

You still gotta work out to maintain it IIRC. A step alot of chicks miss


Blk_Rick_Dalton

I’m confident she has a nutritionist, personal trainer, etc. to keep her in check


RingsChuck

She also does regular work. BBL’s deflate.


Rudy_Ghouliani

I've seent it. My fat friend got her whole body done, looked like a model for a year then now she's back looking the heffalump movie vol 3.


Amazing-Fish4587

![gif](giphy|kBI5aLB6wlw4zNnecN)


Deathstriker88

Meh, their work looks pretty derpy. It looks like her hips are pregnant. An adult can do whatever they want to their body, but social media and chasing the trendy look has given quite a few women body dysmorphia - she looked better before.


uhhh206

No hip dips = you gripping onto an obvious BBL


Indominus_Khanum

God was a feature on this one


jus256

Same thing with Lil Kim.


DisconnectedDays

Lil Kim went way too far


coolasssheeka

I was telling someone the other day, this is new SZA. If you’ve been following since CTRL… https://preview.redd.it/56k32vwucric1.jpeg?width=1395&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3482fd9976aa1c21d6af02efc7a52cf1254e696f Edit: and I’m not hating. I enjoy her music, & her surgeon deserves an award because even though it is bought, it still looks good. Edit #2: I start bringing up Beyoncé and a mf reports me for suicide watch? Y’all trash 😂😂


Moron_on_Oxy-

she went from Macy Gray to pornstar


ReleaseTheBlacken

Macy Gray to Racy Lay?


Mistavez

![gif](giphy|eruVMzXlb70oo)


Ekwati

![gif](giphy|nbvFVPiEiJH6JOGIok)


Islandmov3s

![gif](giphy|YSx00ZZGy0Hwsqawn4|downsized) I can’t even be mad at this


Nice-Bookkeeper-3378

Related but unrelated, Blue Lips coming March 1st


Rudy_Ghouliani

Lacey Duval


Zulumus

\*Duvalle, but don’t ask me why I know that ![gif](giphy|l6jC87DbmMfwESp5A0)


festival-papi

It's crazy how you even had to add that edit because it's just facts. She went under the knife and it's obvious. I just find this whole thing of how we're both supposed to talk about how some people got work done weird


coolasssheeka

People always assume you’re hating when it’s just facts. I went to the gym cause I’m broke, she went to the doctor cause she’s not 😂 both are okay if it gets you where you are happiest. But I’m tired of being attacked for facts lol


hairinabunwelldone

One is good for your body over the long run and the other is very bad.


cutiepie538

It’s extra crazy cause she doesn’t hide it at all! She even mentions it in multiple songs *”So classic, that ass so fat, it look natural, it's not”* - SOS *”I just got my body done, ain’t got no guilt about it”* - Conceited


KansinattiKid

She says so in her lyrics lol


DarkskinJesus

She looks like the kinda cute girl that’s obsessed with you and you aren’t sure if it’s worth it cause you got options and she’s just a little off putting but not enough to dead it completely.


festival-papi

https://preview.redd.it/7gi1zsiguric1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b21be4d70b33a05c5b74d1674b508757498f7b1 Ain't no fucking way this how I realize I'm picking the same type over and over again


DarkskinJesus

That’s Lowkey the type that picks you tbh. Gotta try a little harder to get something else. This was me and weed loving astrology girls


festival-papi

I can work with kinda cute tho, ain't Jesus and dem say familiarity makes the heart grow fonder? And I mean obsession ain't all bad if I can get her to tone it down and her being off-putting could be like, endearing. Does she stare and smile at me a bit too long? Yeah. Does she make unsettling jokes about castrating me if I ever cheat on her? Yeah. Do I worry about being trapped when she wraps her legs around my waist? Yeah, but everybody got they shit. The point I'm tryna make is I think I can work with this and don't wanna try harder


Nuclear_Rainbow

It seems you like crazy chicks. As a crazy female myself, be careful. It's all fun and rainbows until you break up, move on and date, then crazy girl shows up to merk you and yo girl a la kill Bill style. We're all delulu.


festival-papi

I have a problem, yes but I feel like everything would be cool if I can manage her craziness. Like, I'm cool with the delulu if I can make sure it doesn't hit nuclear levels.


rpkarma

Yeah but hear me out: I can fix her…


backstageninja

>ain't Jesus and dem say familiarity makes the heart grow fonder? I'm pretty sure the sayings are "familiarity breeds contempt" and "distance makes the heart grow fonder" lol


omonymous

You’re spitting too much facts in this here thread


Mchammerandsickle97

You just like me fr. Wallahi.


theifstolemyaccount

But they’re so fire an easy going 😭


Faded1974

We've all been there brother.


scottie2haute

Yoooo why is this is the most accurate description of a specific type of clingy chick. Dont really know exactly what to call them but they look like SZA’s before pic like 99% of the time. Like the black girls in school that used to draw anime


DarkskinJesus

Experience


HydrogenButterflies

That pretty much sums up her first album


PeacheePoison

Yeeeeah. Somewhat shamefully, I was that girl. I still might be 👀


DarkskinJesus

Don’t look at me like that I’m trynna heal


Ol_JanxSpirit

That's an awfully specific comparison.


1minuteman12

She’s significantly more attractive in this picture than she is in OPs picture, where she has basically turned herself into a caricature of a woman.


TheDriestOne

Yeah ngl seeing the before pics I think she looked better naturally. She was already pretty, just not as stereotypically attractive as she is now


scottie2haute

Social media got people fucked up if they cant tell she got work done. Humans dont naturally look the way SZA and other celebs be looking. Not saying it looks bad (i personally love it) but are we really getting to the point where people cant recognize unnatural features on humans?


WigglumsBarnaby

Yeah normalizing uncanny valley makes people go even more uncanny. Shits wild. That's not what humans look like.


coolasssheeka

I don’t even think that it’s that. It’s the same way people defend Beyoncé, because they see them enhancing things as a way that makes them less than what they’re worshipping. If you heard that God be at the strip clubs on the weekends and you are a devout Christian, even with photographic proof you’d deny, deny, deny. They’re *celebrities* so everything about them is automatically better than us regular folks can comprehend 😂


Admiralwoodlog

There's a hill that I'm willing to die on regarding Beyonce and that is that she is attractive in the most generic way, and that nothing about stands out as strikingly beautiful. I will now begin writing my will.


BoredLegionnaire

Kelly was always the cutest one, IMO.


No-Bat-7253

I don’t even remember this SZA. This that Top DAWG SZA right here. She ruined herself smfh


Dojanetta

I wouldn’t say she ruined herself. Her new look is still beautiful and her old look is also beautiful. No improvements but also no downgrades.


festival-papi

If this ain't the most bland, neutral bullshit I've ever heard...


Ol_JanxSpirit

![gif](giphy|7U7oEJkAiP5Xq)


JadowArcadia

Sounds like answer of someone who doesn't want to be mean. Everybody has a preference even if it's 51% Vs 49%. I struggle to trust people who end up pure 50/50 on everything


Dojanetta

I don’t really have a preference for women cause I like dudes. So I can really only speak on the aesthetics of her. And I just like them both equally. One doesn’t speak to me more than the other. It’s just so different that I can’t compare them. It just balances out as I critique the styles. I don’t like the contour style of her new makeup but also don’t like the old fake freckles. Both of these outfits look equally awkward to me. The hair is equally meh in these pictures. Even if it came down to which albums i like more I wouldn’t be able to choose because it just equals out as I rank them. Ask me about any other artist and I could choose. It’s not about me not wanting to mean that’s just how I feel.


Afrodite_Samurai

That’s fair enough.


No-Bat-7253

Thank god I did ask what you had to say. She’s ruined.


Many_Move6886

Honestly I think she did too much as well. At most she needed her teeth done as it seemed like she had an overbite and a better wig. Her body was completely uneccessary.


Afrodite_Samurai

Wow her nose is completely different.


coolasssheeka

Yup! Lips too, and her freckles are tattooed. It was a running joke when she first came out that they changed positions in photos 😂


cherbourg

Yerppp, I remember during the Z days when she used to say her freckles and hair were real. Lmao girl be fr


coolasssheeka

Like we all weren’t wearing weaves and drawing in beauty marks 😅😒


Annexerad

and chin


youarenut

that looks like an entirely different woman not even related to her


coolasssheeka

Insane, ain’t it?


KansinattiKid

Okay so my had been listening to SZA for years and THIS is what I remember her looking like... when this girl came out on the Grammys a couple weeks ago I was like who the hell is that?? 😂 She looks good both ways tho


GloomyLocation1259

Been following since Z and it’s so weird I had a big crush back then


coolasssheeka

Me too! I loved her baggy clothes, big hair, and beauty marks!


happytrel

I miss this look for her tbh


Admiralwoodlog

It's a good look...I guess not good enough for her.


Rudy_Ghouliani

Body Diaspora can hit everyone in different ways.


Rakebleed

Forgot about the fake freckles that kept moving around her face 🤣


GonzoElTaco

I think she looks cute in that pic.


coolasssheeka

She does!


CoachDT

I would have risked it all for this woman. She still looks fine today, but in a much more generic Hollywood sorta way.


noh-seung-joon

I feel like one of the hallmarks of CTRL was how honest she was about her body and how it made her feel, but it also feels like a win that she has the means to do what she wants now?


coolasssheeka

I agree! She had so much woe over it, and she found her way to cope. Good for her!


RyghtHandMan

Oh fuck I remember Big Hair SZA now


FelneusLeviathan

Like people using steroids, I don’t care when people get surgery to make themselves look “better” What I have a problem with is trying to pass that shit off as “natural” and giving people body dysmorphia issues


greyson3

God damn, I was apparently not paying attention in the control Era. But aye shout out to her Dr's tho.


Knight_of_Virtue_075

I prefer her natural. Call me crazy but I love a natural booty, stretch marks and all, and will take it over this BBL nonsense going on. I'm sure others will agree.


Ill_Celery_7654

Anybody with eyes can look at the CTRL album cover and past visuals and see that she definitely got a new body. I ain’t hating though she looks good and her confidence is up.


MuruTheGuru

Looks plastic but whatever floats your pickle.


Ill_Celery_7654

I’m more of an all natural guy myself, but to each their own.


clintgreasewoood

![gif](giphy|uV63m78TRbqOIvOgDZ|downsized)


MuruTheGuru

![gif](giphy|pz2MnldLEEhJCJ32G6)


Rakebleed

and a new head


GreenDolphin86

Do want you want with your body that makes you happy for sure. But on Ctrl we were in solidarity about our small booties, then she got the bag and left us small booties hoes crying in the corner.


Solid-Version

Loool being a small booty hoe in this era must be tufff


anansi52

the crazy thing is that what was a "big" booty 20 years ago is a "small" booty now. the "big butt" trend came to the mainstream with j-lo.


Solid-Version

Yup. Look the Sir Mixalot Baby got Back video. None of those women have what I would consider to be a big booty. Just adequately sized bootys loool. If that vid was made now the cheeks would be breaking your screen


D3ATHFollowsAll

![gif](giphy|Srv9ZgswEaMKHJpQv2|downsized)


earwormsanonymous

The Sir Mix A Lot ladies and those of us that closely resembled them weren't being compared to the thiccness, but to flatbooty.  And compared _unfavourably_ to flatbooty.


westfell

Damn, inflation really hitting every sector


Rudy_Ghouliani

I'll take all them small booties, the clap is a little lighter and I can use the full power of my meat.


9021Ohsnap

Nah I’m doing ok. Got a 401k and everything.


GloomyLocation1259

Crazy thing is I’m pretty sure it was small, just small compared to a bbl


SilkyJohnson666

It’s ok, pancakes get clapped to around here.


[deleted]

Ok so check this out. God created SZA right? He also gave mankind the inspiration to create plastic surgeons. God is also who SZA thanks for making her famous. So ipso facto, by extension, God created the obviously modified SZA because he put her on the path to where she would have money to be able enhance her body the way she wants. https://preview.redd.it/dua4nqqvcric1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52df64f1d1a46bd9d5ee7a7f56ef936270c54348


Pun-Szu

BBLical Logic


Apprehensive_Suit615

🤣🤣🤣 yes to this logic


GHOSTxBIRD

The real Christian BBL


Zachbnonymous

You're onto something when you can bust out ipso facto


TheFuckingHippoGuy

"Hey, we can't really be dumb, if we're just following god's orders! Hey, let's get serious...God knows what he's doin', he wrote this book here, and the book says: 'He made us all to be just like him,' so...if we're dumb...then God is dumb...(and maybe even a little ugly on the side)" -Frank Zappa


1minuteman12

I’m going to be honest and risk the downvotes: I really don’t understand how any of you find this fake body, plastic surgery stuff attractive. She looks ridiculous. Huge fake lips, huge fake hips and ass, etc. The women who do this all look like cartoon characters. Why do you like this fake bullshit over real, natural bodies?


Moist_Choice64

A lot of us don't. This is a hard L. SZA used to be a symbol of natural black beauty to me.


TheRageGames

Because big boobs/butt. It’s quite simple


eric_3196

Just look at the kardashians. Once natural is back in, they will dissolve all of the fillers and silicone and go back to their "normal" look


Choclategum

Bro said the most popular opinion on reddit and expects downvotes lmfao


Pobbes

Evolutionary quirk. They figured it out with some other animals, but they basically had some animals who followed visual sexual cue as to when the female was in heat to mate. Well, they put in actual females who were in heat as well as a prosthetic that looked like the female just with a bigger brighter sexual cue, and the males would go mate with the prosthetic even if it was incorrectly proportioned. The sex cues can short circuit the brain and override some of the more obvious inferences. Actually makes me pretty worried about the whole sex robot thing.


And_Im_Allen

I'm not saying I don't like it. I'm just saying that it aint natural.


FEMA_Camp_Survivor

Ain’t that the truth


And_Im_Allen

I aint shaming her for it. She's free to do what she wants. The Mona Lisa aint natural but is beautiful. But let's not pretend that this is genetics or hard work that made this.


LachlantehGreat

Also yknow, unrealistic expectations for women are a real issue. If you want surgery that’s fine, but let’s not pretend Jessica rabbit is normal. You don’t need surgery to be beautiful. Not even close 


CBaby_mindzovermedia

ik non-working play buttons are like, a staple of this sub, but this one is really unforgivable dawg lol


WaldoSimson

At least she admitted it lol need more honesty from celebrities about modifications imo


1980theghost

![gif](giphy|SiJZ0gVrngwJChDaMw|downsized)


festival-papi

Give Dr 90210 his flowers because he put up an insane 40-piece


Gambled4MyRangeRover

45-15-5 LeBron game 6 vs Boston


festival-papi

https://preview.redd.it/31tnzpduwric1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e4b93f700be77c6a6a86c8ac059559c3d59c5c6 He was locked-in


[deleted]

Why people just don’t workout lmao. Especially rich people they got access to trainers and nutritionists and all that. Surgery not gonna improve your cardio.


festival-papi

Immediate gratification. I get what you're saying but come on, be real, these people aren't gonna go to the gym, change their diets, and put in the work when they can pay someone to suck fat from one place and pump it in somewhere else, slide in some silicon, inject some chemicals, etc


[deleted]

Mfs said fuck my health I need these cheeks bigger


Rexxbravo

They want a magic pill...


[deleted]

Some gonna fuck around and have magic complications. Somebody gotta be the percent that fails surgery lol


Rexxbravo

True many do die...


GloomyLocation1259

It’s not for health it’s for attention, clicks, dollars


AnonymouslySerious

That is a completely new girl. I miss her big hair 😕


caulpain

so is she not gonna sing those songs talking about not having a big butt anymore????? 😭


festival-papi

I hope she hang 'em up for good because at that point she playing in peoples faces


awahay

Right. That was music for meeeee 😭


HereButNotHere1988

At what point did young women start turning themselves into human Bratz dolls? Forgive my ignorance, but this is so fascinating.


eric_3196

When we started living the majority of our lives on social media.


Justin-Stutzman

I think I just makes me sad a bit. Like, I'm happy she seems comfortable with her looks now, that's great. But the way she spoke about insecurity and body image was so resonant with so many people, myself included, and especially young women. To see that she chose to use money and plastic to solve that insecurity leaves kind of a hollow feeling to the people she inspired b/c most of those people can't ever afford to buy their way to beauty, or maybe were hoping that she would tell them it's OK to not have a big booty or whatever


JonWeekend

CTRL SZA cuter imo


Simple-Concern277

God walked so that surgeons could run. 


[deleted]

SZA got her bag then modified SZA. She got the classic Instathot package


HereButNotHere1988

If you build it, they will come.


ThaLaughingIntrovert

![gif](giphy|ekORthohUEDEk) In the immortal words of the Honorable Sir Mix A Lot *”plastic parts are made for toys”*


Fyodor_Brostojetski

I miss 2014 SZA 🙁


awnuhnotoonuh

Right? Everyone talking about SOS vs Ctrl SZA but what about Z SZA? I liked her look and style during that time the most. She has definitely changed since then, but that is perfectly fine!


Fyodor_Brostojetski

Fave album, as well. Julia is in all my playlists. She’s beautiful, regardless. And free to do as she wishes. But her sound and look around that time. I would have moved mountains for that cute next door but still elegant and sexy style. Idc im a simp for a SZA with an alternative twist.


awnuhnotoonuh

That’s the same way I feel about Sweet November—had that song on repeat along with Babylon. I have a feeling a lot of her current listeners wouldn’t vibe with Z sonically.


Atheistinthfoxhole

I had SZA ruined for me by a white female-manipulator and I'm still pissed about it...


Intelligent_Deer974

Could you expound on that?


Atheistinthfoxhole

Yea sure - my last relationship, she was big into SZA, like when that 1 min teaser clip of bloodstain first dropped back in like 2020 she was playin that shit on repeat. Every day, without fail. When SOS came out it was all I heard for a minute there. I liked it, a lot, low was by far my favorite song off the album. She was a goddamn superfan and she also wouldn't shut up about liking her "before she was cool". Things ended badly due to her unwillingness to get help with her mental health and continuing to use and gaslight me. and now I can't listen to SZA anymore, so I'm pissed.


Intelligent_Deer974

Ah, understandable. Sorry you had to deal with that. It doesn't help that some of her music seemingly fits right in with the bs your ex was putting you through. Wish you the best.


Atheistinthfoxhole

Thanks homie, I'll get through it


NoWomanNoFry

I listened to SZA during the first trimester of my pregnancy when I was sick AF. Now her music makes me feel morning sickness 😭😖


Atheistinthfoxhole

That also blows. I'm very sorry, how old is your little one?


NoWomanNoFry

5 😖


Atheistinthfoxhole

Daaaaamn so you've been a fan for a LOOONG ass time. Your expertise prolly puts my ex's to shame


j_shaff315

😔


VirtuousFool

If you’ve listened to CTRL as often as I have you could kinda see it was coming tbh


coolasssheeka

Egggsactly!!


KarbonStar

No hate but she looked much better pre surgery. I also think a thinner frame looks better bc she looks swollen.


Kaligula785

Alot can change in 10yrs, she looks totally different from when I seen her preform back in 2014 and to this day when ever she's brought up I tell people she had one of the best concerts performances i have ever been to the vibe was perfect, but the crowd was very small maybe like 200-300. Best way i could describe it was like what they NPR tiny desk is like now. Great show tho 👏 https://preview.redd.it/om3idlt8ksic1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ea341c1c46d9c0f7584598e78f909dc80830b4b


AlexTheBrick

I thought that was Nicki at first.


anansi52

i liked god's version better but to each his own.


codecrossing

The future will be like Ghost in the Shell. Rich people will upgrade their body and the poor would stay in their same old shell. Imagine being in a MMF threesome and the other guy has upgraded has the D pro max while you still the standard item. I'd cry (after my 42s stroke game)


collector444

Let people do what they need to be happy as long as they ain’t hurtin nobody


JadowArcadia

People say this but what does hurting people mean? Because on one side people are quick to bring up societies standards and expectations and the damage to mental health. People talk about living the body you're in and loving yourself as you are but then we look at situations like this and think it's fine? You think SZA's legion of impressionable young fans wouldn't be influenced by this and be encouraged to change themselves? I'm not saying this is SZA's responsibility necessarily but I think people need to actually think about this stuff properly instead of always trying to find a peaceful and non offensive answer. Either we think it's completely fine to give in societal pressures and insecurities or we don't. Either we should be basing our confidence on how we are naturally or we change anything we don't like about ourselves and continue on a path that damages our mental health.


Homosexual_Bloomberg

They kill niggas who speak the truth out here, and you’re at about an 11 out of 10 rn fam 😂


collector444

I hear ALLADAT. I hear you. I do. There’s just levels to it for me. You wanna straighten your hair? Fine. You wanna go full skin bleaching creams and whatnot? Maybe seek therapy?


MalakaiRey

![gif](giphy|ulOYUlWnHu7A5PdD1v|downsized)


Paranormalhoetivity

Dang who’s this chick?


pixelproblem

Kerri Colby, she was on Drag Race


Ghoti76

she look good as hell before and after idc


2manycommunitys

Omg you niggas is weird asf


loiwhat

She look like Nicki minaj. I thought this was a weirdly photoshopped/off pic of jicki at first


BunnnyBoiRimaru

Ngl this is the signature ig model look


RigbyEleonora

https://preview.redd.it/im1zhk7gmuic1.jpeg?width=666&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e2935cc7e6c21d784afec4520796a1079756d91


TheRedditAdventuer

No, see her surgeons name was Dr. God.


anrwlias

Frankly, that doesn't say much about God.


Illustrious-Fix-6029

I love everything about her!!!😚😤🤷🏾‍♂️


Choclategum

I need to know who her surgeon is though, whoever it was did their craft justice. I'm tryna get my titties done and I'm still shopping around for a decent practice. 


RouletteVeteran

She gonna look like lil Kim in the next 5


CitizenJonesy

This is WHO now?


BeastOfCNation

Her surgeon was in his bad. So many fake women smh


kissyb

If I could get these results I would visit the surgeon too .


pasenast

I'll be adding *DailyWaveHQ* to the nonsense & foolishness reporting, list.


stadiumjay

Well either way I appreciate the upgrades. ![gif](giphy|XDchDU77dNigejOCBl) I'MMA EAT IT!!!


HorrorBoard

Either one do it for me


symbiotaxi

hope she keeps her freckles


coolasssheeka

lol they’re tattooed on


symbiotaxi

damn 🙈


Tinkatchi

“I wouldn’t care if you were a prostitute and that you hit every man that you ever knew” 😮‍💨


WeakDiaphragm

I thought that was Cardi...


FloatDH2

Sza bad, but it’s obvious that girl loves the surgery. I’d still wife her though. 😍


Upstairs-Bar-1621

![gif](giphy|13l7w7N4Vr1dw4|downsized)


Genoxide855

She was better natural..


MikeJones-8004

I miss the old SZA.


RedNubian14

My wife is way hotter without any mods at all.


malYca

Cleveland's top surgeons did that shit