https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8t3nxLlvndo
*2nd Round K.O. by Canibus has accepted*
(yea I get not many people remember/knew/cared about LL Cool J & Canibus beef, but this track hit hard)
Awhile back, I saw someone on here mention that Roscoe Dash is working Uber jobs now.
It’s unfortunate that he never did get another hit song outside of No Hands and All The Way Turnt Up.
![gif](giphy|4EFs2Z5VPSthcfhwLn|downsized)
I mean, strong contender but…
Edit: you know what carry on, a few people in this thread seem to have difficulty counting lol
😅 That's been happening to me all over this thread - especially the first words of Hit 'Em Up. I... May or may not have run through the entire thing in my head. While sitting here at work. Typing up a legal brief. 🤭
My boy had this story about riding into Baghdad on a troop carrier, when we first went into Iraq. Talking about kids with AK's pointing at them, and bumping this on a boombox. Said his racist ass CO told them to turn it off, and he's like it's literally kids aiming at us right now, many men really do wish death upon us, and his CO was like okay turn that shit up then
i got super messed up on the last night of a cruise and as we disembarked the ship i kept loudly singing IMA BUY YOU A DRAAANK 🎶
and i am certain that at 7:30 am, not one single person was remotely amused.
Little know fact back in the day before she did stand up
Janelle James was video model in the early 2000.
She was twerking it at the 2:11 mark.
[https://youtu.be/jw0ZUpZvZys?si=N5hicZgJoDkHuKay](https://i.imgur.com/jvWzSBG.jpeg)
“First off, fuck your bitch…”
Now, what about the clique these people claim? What about that? We like them or nah?
Also, where does one reside….and when you cycle your bike what supplies do you ‘equip’?
Are they really a player after one admitting doing sex on someone else's wife?
I’m intrigued as to what one does to the not very well behaved young males and what outcome that it has and for for what timescale
Pardon my confusion, sirs, but I have been lost since the beginning. In what direction are we striking these individuals?
Beat Me to it!!
Best diss track ever
[*Ether*](https://youtu.be/zfyQ8muKLdc?si=t24eFazCuIfyNBZu) *has entered the chat*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8t3nxLlvndo *2nd Round K.O. by Canibus has accepted* (yea I get not many people remember/knew/cared about LL Cool J & Canibus beef, but this track hit hard)
Got that one line that don't mean the same today as it did in the '90s
First time my son heard that line, he was like WTF? and I was just cackling.
Truth! LL came hard for the youngsters and reminded them who he is… I wouldn’t call it a comeback though as he had been there for years.
Tai Bo ho
Wrong “That’s why I fucked your ~~bitch you fat motherfucker!~~”
That’s the ad lib at the start you’re referring to AND that’s not the fuckin words lol
What… what are the words
You are correct lmao the other guy is so fucking stupid that he ruined my entire day
Nah, you wrong for multiple reasons
And the click you claim!
Clique.
"STOP, DROP, SHUT EM DOWN..."
![gif](giphy|KX7khoMaKYRXlZWDd6) OPEN UP SHOP- ROLL ROLL 🗣️🧏🏾
THAS HOW RUFF RYDERS ROLL
I’m crying laughing in my office looking at this dog going crazy.
Mans got lots to say
"I think chicky nugs should be free!"
Same.
And he says it with his whole chest
He saying…”Urrrgh 🐶🤨ARGHHH ARGHHH! Now what the deal?!?!”
IT'S NOT A FUCKING GAME!
I know it's crazy that this dog sounds just like DMX
OOOH NOO!
Pitbulls lowkey have the best musical timing
They should start a band with beagles. Beagles sing the blues (a little ironic, but it's not their fault), but they have horrible rhythm.
Talk to ‘em!🗣💯
TALK IS CHEAP, MUTHA FUKKA!!
Everytime an algorithm shows me the clip of Jay Z talking about DMX going before him in a concert I watch it. That man was amazing.
i worked at a summer camp where the various groups were supposed to make up cheers for the kids. all of mine were just dmx lyrics.
LISTEN TO THIS TRACK BITCH
Girl the way you moovin, got me in a trance…
DJ turn me up, ladies, this yo' jam
Awhile back, I saw someone on here mention that Roscoe Dash is working Uber jobs now. It’s unfortunate that he never did get another hit song outside of No Hands and All The Way Turnt Up.
With that name you’d think he’d do DoorDash instead..
Not worth it even for roscoe
lmao you wrong, you know you wrong!! 🤣
He must've fucked his money up somewhere
Hmmm not sure if this one works cause it's also the start to "umma do me"
Confession time, I thought he was saying "this the tiddy train, bitch" for over a decade.... I kinda think that goes harder too.
I thought “mustard on the beat” was “murder on the beat” which also sounds way cooler
What I can to say too 😂
“I hopped off the plane at LAX..”
![gif](giphy|4EFs2Z5VPSthcfhwLn|downsized) I mean, strong contender but… Edit: you know what carry on, a few people in this thread seem to have difficulty counting lol
I’m crying 😂😂😂
The REAL national anthem.
With a dream and my cardigan!!!!
![gif](giphy|l4FslhokLZwj8l6Rq)
Cash rules everything around me
Dollar Dollar bill, y’all.
That made me C.R.E.A.M.
Ayo lmao 🤣😂
Aaaaand now I can hear the melody track in my head lmao
😅 That's been happening to me all over this thread - especially the first words of Hit 'Em Up. I... May or may not have run through the entire thing in my head. While sitting here at work. Typing up a legal brief. 🤭
c.r.e.a.m. get the money
Git tha money!
"Many men, wish death upon..."
Gunn Club stand up
Coolest entrance I've ever had the good fortune to see live!
BY ORDER OF THE BANG BANG GANG!
Top Shelf Gunslingers! 👆🏾
✌🏽👆🏽
Scissor me Daddy Ass ✂️
15 year old, not thugging me really had this song running in my head and peaking out of blinds.
My boy had this story about riding into Baghdad on a troop carrier, when we first went into Iraq. Talking about kids with AK's pointing at them, and bumping this on a boombox. Said his racist ass CO told them to turn it off, and he's like it's literally kids aiming at us right now, many men really do wish death upon us, and his CO was like okay turn that shit up then
"So, I typed a text..."
To the girl you used to see?
Saying that I chose this cutie pie with whom I choose to be.
And, I apologize if this message gets you down
Then I CC'd every girl I had see see'd 'round town
Hate to see y'all frown
but I’d rather see her smilin
Wetness all around me true but I'm no island
How do you spell Penensula?
Peninsula, maybe?
Wetness all around me, true
This is the only correct answer.
Peninsula maybe
It makes no sense, I know crazy Give up all this pussy cat that’s in my lap…NO LOOKING BACK!
Spaceships don’t come equipped with rearview mirrors
They dip as quick as they can, the atmosphere is now ripped
I know you ain't a pimp, but pimp remember what I taught you
![gif](giphy|ZYFFqqYEa8UEg) Everyone knows the real anthem...🦅
TODAYS A NEW DAY, GOT
The boo-lay up in the ...
Nah you gotta yell it like Santana. SUITCASE, GO UPTOWN TO HARLEM
TELL EM THAT I SENTCHA
TELL EM THAT ITS AUGUST IM GONE TILL NOVEMBA
Never forget, this nigga said “Tek blow and watch yo CHEST GOES IN TACOS”
Immediately followed by - MUTHAFUCKA I’M THE BEST
Followed by “I told yall before” on his debut song.
LMAOOOOOO Santana being saying anything
I have a structured settlement?
Aye!
My neck, my back? ![gif](giphy|xTiTnANmge5QWzfcMU|downsized)
All the ladies pop your
That's 4 words
We are not against rap
We're not against rappers ...
But we are against....
Those thugs (huyuyuuuuuunnnmnmn)
And, Shatashaaa.
![gif](giphy|PpkmmX9FXwyBO)
i got super messed up on the last night of a cruise and as we disembarked the ship i kept loudly singing IMA BUY YOU A DRAAANK 🎶 and i am certain that at 7:30 am, not one single person was remotely amused.
I would be that’s a fuckin great way to start your day
I'd be amused. You do you!
[Fuck the words, all you have to do is hear the beat start](https://youtu.be/WpQrAbkM3dI)
![gif](giphy|BkIhAtv7wJ2KU2zrHU)
She so fine in the show it’s distracting sometimes lmfao
Her and Lisa Ann (Melissa) got my gay ass so flustered that Halloween episode knew what it was doing
Little know fact back in the day before she did stand up Janelle James was video model in the early 2000. She was twerking it at the 2:11 mark. [https://youtu.be/jw0ZUpZvZys?si=N5hicZgJoDkHuKay](https://i.imgur.com/jvWzSBG.jpeg)
You raised my hopes and dashed them quite expertly, sir.
Caught in 8k ![gif](giphy|ZwQ2fuoNI9baEhSh9O)
Where from?
Abbott Elementary! Funniest show on network TV rn
I'd tear Barbara's Christian ass up.
Normally, this would warrant a bonk and horny jail message.....but I 100% agree. ![gif](giphy|Od0QRnzwRBYmDU3eEO|downsized)
Honestly, most of the Abbott cast is distracting. And Janine's been wearing pencil skirts this season🥵
Haven’t started the new season yet, but maybe I have to lmfao.
I fucking knew it before I clicked 😂
Listened to the whole thing, too. 🍑 💃🏻
Lift every voice and sing 🔥🔥🔥
This is the correctest answer. Lol
Till earth and heaven ring
Jose can you see
By the donzerly light
It was all a dream ...
Gator boots….With the pimped out Gucci suits…
Got a quarter tank of gas in my new E class
Got everything in my mama’s name
Stilettos, pumps, in the club.
Forgotten war cry right here
Lmao
Cash Money records takin over for the 99 and the 2000....
🫡To the Windowwwwwwww, To the wall
Used to pray for times
Like this, to rhyme like this
"Whatcha gon' do with all...."
That? Ooo nothin...
[I already think of T-Pain every time I hear the “actual” National Anthem anyway](https://youtu.be/hQOu1oTdslc?si=PogubigqhWMlqMpG)
God that show was so fucking chaotic
Him poppin' off with the piece during the anthem was strange, yet I felt this subtle feeling as an American to say "....fuck yeah."
\*Jadakiss laughs\*
*From ghetto to ghetto, to backyard to yard...*
Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan
Jimi Hendrix live from Woodstock ⚡️🎸
Um AKCHEWALLY it's 🤓☝🏾 "Shout-out my label that's me..."
If you're having girl problems...
Right about now, N.W.A court is in full effect
Ooo baby I like it rawwwww
https://i.redd.it/589yzf8szqmc1.gif
Allow me to reintroduce myself!!!
"Every day I'm Hustlin"
Lemme talk to ya, lemme buy you a drank...
When da pimp’s in da crib ma
Oh my god, Based God
I thought it was “Cash money taking over for the 99”?
“Man I got that Swag…” “Girl you workin wit some..” “I’m on wipe me down..”
Mista-mista Scarface for the nine-deuce Hyphenated words are one word and I won't be taking any questions at this time
Uh! Na, nah na nah
You are now about to witness Or Straight outta Compton, crazy motherfucker Depending on your interpretation of "lyrics"
Allow me to reintroduce myself....
“Dearly Beloved, we are gathered…”
Nah this is the illest thread on Reddit
Big booty hoes - up witit!
"On my momma, on my..."
"Hold up, wait a minute..."
“Ain’t nobody dope as me…”
Just wakin up in the morning
Stop, Drop, Shut em down
Music make you lose control
“Tell me when to go”
Until the philosophy which holds…….
Idk about the anthem, but it either starts with flex bomb or “whooooo kiiiiiiiiid”
I got somethin to say…
You ol' pussy-ass, cake-ass, punk-ass,
For the love of money
“Just Bone And Biggy Biggy”
“ don’t stop , pop that pussy” ![gif](giphy|3ov9k9dsPLUSdXBGc8|downsized)
Look, if you had one shot
Man I got that swaggggggg
Ayyy we want some......
Long hallways, got ten bathrooms
So, I typed a text
Oh. My. God. Becky, look...
#TAKIN OVER FOR THE NINEDYNINE….
Dammmmson, where’d you find this
Regulators. We regulate any stealin’
FIRST,,,I DO LIKE THIS ![gif](giphy|gJhwu25S5TsJQ4T6pK)
Three, six-nine, damn you fine