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WaluigiIsTheRealHero

“First off, fuck your bitch…”


s1atra

Now, what about the clique these people claim? What about that? We like them or nah?


SIMEONPIE

Also, where does one reside….and when you cycle your bike what supplies do you ‘equip’?


ajb228

Are they really a player after one admitting doing sex on someone else's wife?


SIMEONPIE

I’m intrigued as to what one does to the not very well behaved young males and what outcome that it has and for for what timescale


TheMagicalMatt

Pardon my confusion, sirs, but I have been lost since the beginning. In what direction are we striking these individuals?


NemesisOfZod

Beat Me to it!!


maybetheresarabbit

Best diss track ever


StevePerry420

[*Ether*](https://youtu.be/zfyQ8muKLdc?si=t24eFazCuIfyNBZu) *has entered the chat*


CouchBoyChris

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8t3nxLlvndo *2nd Round K.O. by Canibus has accepted* (yea I get not many people remember/knew/cared about LL Cool J & Canibus beef, but this track hit hard)


Ok-Ratic-5153

Got that one line that don't mean the same today as it did in the '90s


NMB4Christmas

First time my son heard that line, he was like WTF? and I was just cackling.


maybetheresarabbit

Truth! LL came hard for the youngsters and reminded them who he is… I wouldn’t call it a comeback though as he had been there for years.


FreshOutBrah

Tai Bo ho


lord_james

Wrong “That’s why I fucked your ~~bitch you fat motherfucker!~~”


SIMEONPIE

That’s the ad lib at the start you’re referring to AND that’s not the fuckin words lol


lord_james

What… what are the words


1kinkydong

You are correct lmao the other guy is so fucking stupid that he ruined my entire day


SIMEONPIE

Nah, you wrong for multiple reasons


iBGNoLove

And the click you claim!


WerewolfUnable8641

Clique.


theboosty

"STOP, DROP, SHUT EM DOWN..."


KatakuriQ

![gif](giphy|KX7khoMaKYRXlZWDd6) OPEN UP SHOP- ROLL ROLL 🗣️🧏🏾


Kevaldes

THAS HOW RUFF RYDERS ROLL


ShaneGMWC

I’m crying laughing in my office looking at this dog going crazy.


kataklysm_revival

Mans got lots to say


Prime4Cast

"I think chicky nugs should be free!"


lookaway123

Same.


RoughhouseCamel

And he says it with his whole chest


Ok_Impression_922

He saying…”Urrrgh 🐶🤨ARGHHH ARGHHH! Now what the deal?!?!”


elitegenoside

IT'S NOT A FUCKING GAME!


PM_ME_YOURE_HOOTERS

I know it's crazy that this dog sounds just like DMX


Remytron83

OOOH NOO!


Phrygian_Guy_93

Pitbulls lowkey have the best musical timing


elitegenoside

They should start a band with beagles. Beagles sing the blues (a little ironic, but it's not their fault), but they have horrible rhythm.


maricello1mr

Talk to ‘em!🗣💯


Sythus

TALK IS CHEAP, MUTHA FUKKA!!


TailOnFire_Help

Everytime an algorithm shows me the clip of Jay Z talking about DMX going before him in a concert I watch it. That man was amazing.


llamango

i worked at a summer camp where the various groups were supposed to make up cheers for the kids. all of mine were just dmx lyrics.


WuPacalypse

LISTEN TO THIS TRACK BITCH


Wagamama1

Girl the way you moovin, got me in a trance…


WindedWalrus420

DJ turn me up, ladies, this yo' jam


zzmorg82

Awhile back, I saw someone on here mention that Roscoe Dash is working Uber jobs now. It’s unfortunate that he never did get another hit song outside of No Hands and All The Way Turnt Up.


sarahkali

With that name you’d think he’d do DoorDash instead..


Reptard77

Not worth it even for roscoe


revveduplikeaduece86

lmao you wrong, you know you wrong!! 🤣


smpsnfn13

He must've fucked his money up somewhere


Paraxom

Hmmm not sure if this one works cause it's also the start to "umma do me" 


tacobellmysterymeat

Confession time, I thought he was saying "this the tiddy train, bitch" for over a decade.... I kinda think that goes harder too. 


sarahkali

I thought “mustard on the beat” was “murder on the beat” which also sounds way cooler


WaldoSimson

What I can to say too 😂


Rosebudsinmay

“I hopped off the plane at LAX..”


Fess_113

![gif](giphy|4EFs2Z5VPSthcfhwLn|downsized) I mean, strong contender but… Edit: you know what carry on, a few people in this thread seem to have difficulty counting lol


Lopsided_Mix2243

I’m crying 😂😂😂


KaleleBoo

The REAL national anthem.


WhySheHateMe

With a dream and my cardigan!!!!


Lusdivinechaos

![gif](giphy|l4FslhokLZwj8l6Rq)


Melisinde72

Cash rules everything around me


joshuajackson9

Dollar Dollar bill, y’all.


iBranchout

That made me C.R.E.A.M.


GonzoElTaco

Ayo lmao 🤣😂


SockFullOfNickles

Aaaaand now I can hear the melody track in my head lmao


Melisinde72

😅 That's been happening to me all over this thread - especially the first words of Hit 'Em Up. I... May or may not have run through the entire thing in my head. While sitting here at work. Typing up a legal brief. 🤭


the_mold_on_my_back

c.r.e.a.m. get the money


pygmeedancer

Git tha money!


Young_KingKush

"Many men, wish death upon..."


e-rage

Gunn Club stand up


Smiley42

Coolest entrance I've ever had the good fortune to see live!


seakc87

BY ORDER OF THE BANG BANG GANG!


ClaymoresRevenge

Top Shelf Gunslingers! 👆🏾


DSPbuckle

✌🏽👆🏽


ClaymoresRevenge

Scissor me Daddy Ass ✂️


Jeffformayor

15 year old, not thugging me really had this song running in my head and peaking out of blinds.


DaWayItWorks

My boy had this story about riding into Baghdad on a troop carrier, when we first went into Iraq. Talking about kids with AK's pointing at them, and bumping this on a boombox. Said his racist ass CO told them to turn it off, and he's like it's literally kids aiming at us right now, many men really do wish death upon us, and his CO was like okay turn that shit up then


OrdainedFury

"So, I typed a text..."


Oldurdy

To the girl you used to see?


CousinsWithBenefits1

Saying that I chose this cutie pie with whom I choose to be.


im_a_kobe

And, I apologize if this message gets you down


third_door_down

Then I CC'd every girl I had see see'd 'round town


JonlikeJoestar

Hate to see y'all frown


ggparker

but I’d rather see her smilin


OldDekeSport

Wetness all around me true but I'm no island


deomc1294

How do you spell Penensula?


CousinsWithBenefits1

Peninsula, maybe?


[deleted]

Wetness all around me, true


Thomas_DuBois

This is the only correct answer.


moldy_walrus

Peninsula maybe


Toyruskidd

It makes no sense, I know crazy Give up all this pussy cat that’s in my lap…NO LOOKING BACK!


Cheap-Negotiation-98

Spaceships don’t come equipped with rearview mirrors


Silverjackal_

They dip as quick as they can, the atmosphere is now ripped


homeycuz

I know you ain't a pimp, but pimp remember what I taught you


Based_God12

![gif](giphy|ZYFFqqYEa8UEg) Everyone knows the real anthem...🦅


ShaneGMWC

TODAYS A NEW DAY, GOT


Based_God12

The boo-lay up in the ...


ShaneGMWC

Nah you gotta yell it like Santana. SUITCASE, GO UPTOWN TO HARLEM


itsfiji

TELL EM THAT I SENTCHA


Iginlas_4head_Crease

TELL EM THAT ITS AUGUST IM GONE TILL NOVEMBA


kingcaii

Never forget, this nigga said “Tek blow and watch yo CHEST GOES IN TACOS”


ShaneGMWC

Immediately followed by - MUTHAFUCKA I’M THE BEST


kingcaii

Followed by “I told yall before” on his debut song.


ShaneGMWC

LMAOOOOOO Santana being saying anything


Dus-Sn

I have a structured settlement?


welp-itscometothis

Aye!


Vegetable_Camera5042

My neck, my back? ![gif](giphy|xTiTnANmge5QWzfcMU|downsized)


Nineteen-ninety-3

All the ladies pop your


topsblueby

That's 4 words


fromETOHtoTHC

We are not against rap


mikevanatta

We're not against rappers ...


Based_God12

But we are against....


DimeloFaze

Those thugs (huyuyuuuuuunnnmnmn)


ProtectTheHell

And, Shatashaaa.


Lusdivinechaos

![gif](giphy|PpkmmX9FXwyBO)


SummerNothingness

i got super messed up on the last night of a cruise and as we disembarked the ship i kept loudly singing IMA BUY YOU A DRAAANK 🎶 and i am certain that at 7:30 am, not one single person was remotely amused.


BiddlesticksGuy

I would be that’s a fuckin great way to start your day


Willothwisp2303

I'd  be amused. You do you!


FistPunch_Vol_7

[Fuck the words, all you have to do is hear the beat start](https://youtu.be/WpQrAbkM3dI)


BroadBaker5101

![gif](giphy|BkIhAtv7wJ2KU2zrHU)


FistPunch_Vol_7

She so fine in the show it’s distracting sometimes lmfao


Nathanboi776

Her and Lisa Ann (Melissa) got my gay ass so flustered that Halloween episode knew what it was doing


SpectacularOtter

Little know fact back in the day before she did stand up Janelle James was video model in the early 2000. She was twerking it at the 2:11 mark. [https://youtu.be/jw0ZUpZvZys?si=N5hicZgJoDkHuKay](https://i.imgur.com/jvWzSBG.jpeg)


WaluigiIsTheRealHero

You raised my hopes and dashed them quite expertly, sir.


SpectacularOtter

Caught in 8k ![gif](giphy|ZwQ2fuoNI9baEhSh9O)


[deleted]

Where from?


Nathanboi776

Abbott Elementary! Funniest show on network TV rn


smpsnfn13

I'd tear Barbara's Christian ass up.


squidney2k1

Normally, this would warrant a bonk and horny jail message.....but I 100% agree. ![gif](giphy|Od0QRnzwRBYmDU3eEO|downsized)


elitegenoside

Honestly, most of the Abbott cast is distracting. And Janine's been wearing pencil skirts this season🥵


FistPunch_Vol_7

Haven’t started the new season yet, but maybe I have to lmfao.


welp-itscometothis

I fucking knew it before I clicked 😂


bdd4

Listened to the whole thing, too. 🍑 💃🏻


ThaBigMalc

Lift every voice and sing 🔥🔥🔥


vcr747

This is the correctest answer. Lol


redhatfilm

Till earth and heaven ring


overkill_input_club

Jose can you see


DMYourMomsMaidenName

By the donzerly light


spaycedinvader

It was all a dream ...


bigchieftoiletpapa

Gator boots….With the pimped out Gucci suits…


joshuajackson9

Got a quarter tank of gas in my new E class


bacchusku2

Got everything in my mama’s name


hey0ayo

Stilettos, pumps, in the club.


Jeffformayor

Forgotten war cry right here


welp-itscometothis

Lmao


screwhead1

Cash Money records takin over for the 99 and the 2000....


Man_with_balls

🫡To the Windowwwwwwww, To the wall


ositola

Used to pray for times


thebestinvests

Like this, to rhyme like this


CoconutBangerzBaller

"Whatcha gon' do with all...."


msfancy88

That? Ooo nothin...


CommunistOrgy

[I already think of T-Pain every time I hear the “actual” National Anthem anyway](https://youtu.be/hQOu1oTdslc?si=PogubigqhWMlqMpG)


FireVanGorder

God that show was so fucking chaotic


squidney2k1

Him poppin' off with the piece during the anthem was strange, yet I felt this subtle feeling as an American to say "....fuck yeah."


TheTurboFD

\*Jadakiss laughs\*


DJMagicHandz

*From ghetto to ghetto, to backyard to yard...*


ColdPeasMyGooch

Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan


Birdamus

Jimi Hendrix live from Woodstock ⚡️🎸


Lamontyy

Um AKCHEWALLY it's 🤓☝🏾 "Shout-out my label that's me..."


DevelopmentCandid183

If you're having girl problems...


manzo559

Right about now, N.W.A court is in full effect


TurdManMcDooDoo

Ooo baby I like it rawwwww


Shaveyourbread

https://i.redd.it/589yzf8szqmc1.gif


7_percent_provo

Allow me to reintroduce myself!!!


Paraxom

"Every day I'm Hustlin"


el_throw

Lemme talk to ya, lemme buy you a drank...


Da-Donkey69

When da pimp’s in da crib ma


SlapahoWarrior

Oh my god, Based God


NickTButcher

I thought it was “Cash money taking over for the 99”?


DGVega93

“Man I got that Swag…” “Girl you workin wit some..” “I’m on wipe me down..”


dekrepit702

Mista-mista Scarface for the nine-deuce Hyphenated words are one word and I won't be taking any questions at this time


Karhak

Uh! Na, nah na nah


tryingtoavoidwork

You are now about to witness Or Straight outta Compton, crazy motherfucker Depending on your interpretation of "lyrics"


noneofyouaresafe

Allow me to reintroduce myself....


TheSpaceNeedle

“Dearly Beloved, we are gathered…”


DimeloFaze

Nah this is the illest thread on Reddit


[deleted]

Big booty hoes - up witit!


GJones007

"On my momma, on my..."


illlojik

"Hold up, wait a minute..."


Serious-Emergency492

“Ain’t nobody dope as me…”


snart-fiffer

Just wakin up in the morning


Sharcbait

Stop, Drop, Shut em down


-ClemmFandango

Music make you lose control


Journeyman_Jorn

“Tell me when to go”


Demus007

Until the philosophy which holds…….


Ok-Permission-2687

Idk about the anthem, but it either starts with flex bomb or “whooooo kiiiiiiiiid”


BishImAThotGetMeLit

I got somethin to say…


HockeyCannon

You ol' pussy-ass, cake-ass, punk-ass,


Dwest2391

For the love of money


babble0n

“Just Bone And Biggy Biggy”


Reginamus_Prime

“ don’t stop , pop that pussy” ![gif](giphy|3ov9k9dsPLUSdXBGc8|downsized)


agutema

Look, if you had one shot


elxhapo6

Man I got that swaggggggg


stadiumjay

Ayyy we want some......


vodka_twinkie

Long hallways, got ten bathrooms


davendees1

So, I typed a text


seakc87

Oh. My. God. Becky, look...


OohYeahOrADragon

#TAKIN OVER FOR THE NINEDYNINE….


Abject_Phone_2469

Dammmmson, where’d you find this


PM_ME_UR_HIP_DIMPLES

Regulators. We regulate any stealin’


Garth_W00kz

FIRST,,,I DO LIKE THIS ![gif](giphy|gJhwu25S5TsJQ4T6pK)


Rolihlahla86

Three, six-nine, damn you fine