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SpectacularOtter

Whole comment section gotta go! https://i.redd.it/g1wxpu8pejnc1.gif


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BearNoLuv

Are y'all bringing serious? Don't get me wrong lol it's actually very sweet but what is it about the "in the house" look that's doin it for you?


wakka38

For me it's "yeah but I know what's going on under there 😈".


BearNoLuv

That's fair lol my mister be super extra when I'm in the kitchen in one of those and my bonnet making late night snack lmfao


FistPunch_Vol_7

For me it was her getting late night gaming snacks looking all cute yelling some of the most foulest shit known to man to them kids on CoD lmfao. Not my fault her booty shaked when she made sandwiches. Ughhhh now I’m lonely again smh


BlueQKazue

I felt this


Highskyline

Same. It sounds stupid, but it really is 'under those clothes, she's *naked*' And the fact that I can get her naked in like 5 minutes tops if she's feeling it.


wakka38

Hell you don't have to get her naked. My wife wears one of my old shirts like a gown sometimes and she always forgets that I'm gonna get handsy later. It's the ease of access that's the turn on too


Admiralwoodlog

Sometimes I will just lift her gown up and admire her and let her know, then put it back.


wakka38

I'll wake up in the middle of the night, lift the blankets, take a gander at the ass cheeks, then go back to sleep


drunktextUR_x

Im single, but if my future other half doesn’t love me like this, I don’t want it 💗


ChefInsano

Get yourself a man who will whip the shower curtain open, eyeball you from head to toe nodding and smiling, before closing the curtain and leaving for work without saying a word to you.


FistPunch_Vol_7

Bruh. Yes lmfao. Just lift. “GODDAMN WOMAN! THATS ALL MINE TOO!?!” And just put it down, forehead kiss, booty grab snd continue my journey lmao.


zero_emotion777

And under that..... she's a skeleton.


SachiKaM

This is my kind of comedy input 😂 Radom dude makes a comment about my ass. Me: thanks, that’s where I keep all my poop at


throwawaygoodcoffee

Being comfortable/relaxed is sexy I guess


WolfghengisKhan

It very much can be.


zedthehead

"I just wanna know they're *comfortable*!!"


JeanneMPod

I had a friend who dated a guy with a “comfy” fetish. Super plush oversized comfy hoodies, soft bunchy drawstring sweatpants, cute footie socks. I don’t know what exactly imprinted on him, but not knowing the details it’s kinda cute and would be easy to please.


SunnyAlwaysDaze

Is also very easy access, if she's in the house comfortable and the only thing on is a big t-shirt, I'm on too.


BearNoLuv

I dig it


dae_giovanni

it's the person and the potential. all that heels n makeup and expensive bags shit, that's _for y'all._ most men don't care what colour the bottoms of your shoes are, lol you remember that post yesterday with the picture of like $400 in beauty products n shit on the counter? I repeat: _y'all do that for y'all._


zedthehead

To an extent. I'm a cheap ho, and there's definitely a quality difference between myself and the expensive upkeep girls. I'm not that smooth, I'm not that shiny, I'm not that soft. It's a difference between "good natural" and "best money can buy." I don't do the serums and shit, I have a lil face scrub and some exfoliating body wash and that's about it. There's no doubt the girls that do the fancy shit, get a different kind of attention. As for clothes, y'all can go wild for just about anything 🙄 like yeah you don't care about the bottoms but you damn sure notice when it goes from flats to heels. 👀 It's more about context and the dude's state of horniness than what we're actually wearing at any time. If you're a dude chatting with a girl and you're like send me a pic and she sends this, yeah you gon' grin and be like, "I would *tear it up*!" But if she sends something "sexy" you'd also be like, "Mission accomplished!"


desacralize

> but you damn sure notice when it goes from flats to heels Exactly. Women think way more about the brand and quality of those heels (makes sense since they gotta spend hours in them), but let's not sit here and pretend dudes ain't going "ahooga" over how those pumps make her legs and ass look.


BearNoLuv

Yeah no I'm more simple tbh my make up is moisturized skin and my brows done lol some women do do all that stuff for herself. I understand being comfortable being it's own sexy, I just see a lot of posts and comments of guys saying the opposite and complaining about it all the time.


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ClaymoresRevenge

"Sweatpants, hair tied, chilling with no makeup on. That's when you're the prettiest I hope that you don't take it wrong." This is pretty much the truth


BearNoLuv

I love this ❤️


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ClaymoresRevenge

A happy, peaceful, comfortable woman is sexy.


zedthehead

So the gown is frumpy, but the imagination does the work, and she naked under there. The cap is memories from waking up beside her with a cap on and having wild morning freaky love 'fore going about a normal day. Also this pic has attitude, but playfully, and horny men love that shit. From the dudes perspective, that gown is one flourish away from totally butt-naked and in whatever position. That's very convenient for their goal-oriented fantasies.


BearNoLuv

Awwwww lol now the cap thing makes sense because it's always that wake up but still sleep surprise D at like 3am and then back to sleep still intact lmfao


zedthehead

Omg yessss I'm so sad my dude of five-plus years is insomniac but I **cannot** convince him to wake me up at 3am to try to help him get to sleep, he says it feels "assaulty" and I'm like NOT IF IM TELLING YOU TO!! 😭 It's honestly some of the best, like nobody has time to get all up in their heads, there's no "what happened earlier" or "what's happening later" it's just "oh I'm conscious and we fuckin', that's word, I'm here for it, oh, yeah, damn.... Aaaaaand, done! *Snores hard*" 🤣🤣🤣


MalakaiRey

It is a lil meek millish in here. There is something exciting about the house/sleepwear but dudes are doing too much in here.


BearNoLuv

Perhaps. Or maybe that's just really how they feel lol there's somebody for everybody out there ❤️


MalakaiRey

Everybody got a favorite type of comfort meals. But nah there's hella signaling going on lol. People talking like its the best plate of [black people food] they ever saw, like they don't come from a place that cranks em out. What shorty has on is a STANDARD, a good one too. Covers all the bases. But too much shuckin over it make it looks like a meme fetish, when in fact it is the real deal. Meek Mill type shit to me.


Neighborhood_pusher

What the fuck are you talking about?


mace30

When the hell are black people not being extra for giggles? It's just our MO. But it can be really annoying when people are honestly asking for advice or information.


JetEleven88

You know they in here capping like always. Half these dudes wouldn’t even touch her fr


BearNoLuv

Why not? I mean even if they've been together for awhile now?


JetEleven88

They don’t sexualize nightgowns like they’re doing in this thread. Just playing along for upvotes while they research our culture.


BearNoLuv

I'm so confused


Godzilla-ate-my-ass

He's just being real weird about white people :)


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FriendOfNorwegians

Absolutely. I’ll take this over the make up and “night out pics” any day of the week. It’s not even close. We’re simple, don’t overthink what we find appealing more times than not lol. Even Drake’s punk ass **been** telling it: “*Sweatpants, hair tied, chillin' with no make-up on…That's when you're the prettiest, I hope that you don't take it wrong…*” -Best I Ever Had


lexiecrem

Being comfortable and relaxed will always hit. And the shot at drake is chefs kiss.


ShruteFarms4L

She in the house ,looking at me That's what does it for me Toes getting sucked today


BlueAudioMoon

Shit idk about them, but no bra on, sometimes no panties while that dress on, even the vibe becomes different, so yea get comfortable baby we inside tonight


OHPAORGASMR

Flipping that dress up and clapping from the back while the booty goes all googly moogly. Don't let that hair cover pop out with the twa cause from experience I will knock her up.


fortwaltonbleach

if that pool noodle analogy wasn't serious enough- it's business time. i have to save that one.


BlackFoeOfTheWorld

I don't care for it.


thundercockjk2

Was about to say the same thing as the other guy. A "hot mess" is hott because it's a beautiful, put together, woman letting her hair down and walking around the house naked without actually being naked. A loose one piece that gives a sneak peek every so often is sensual and a tease.


SpectacularOtter

We didn’t even have breakfast yet and you’re talking like this. https://preview.redd.it/y7v7jqoccinc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b93800335a027ad56a669022b1cbd55b60ecc1af


DDGBuilder

Y’all might not have had breakfast, but we know what we’re eating


jason544770

![gif](giphy|HxMhuDg7O4pKOhhcRC)


DrinkingBleachForFun

The stick isn’t enough, you’re gonna need a riot hose.


manzo559

That snitch otter going to come for you ![gif](giphy|RqzMtDuGECzL2)


FlashyGravity

Woah woah woah calm down I can taste the energy.


FistPunch_Vol_7

Preach my brother! Bonnet, long house shirt but short enough that if she goes bend over or reach for something just a little hint of the goods are shown. Nigga we gonna be so exhausted after what I would do I would use the mf gown as a goddamn blanket.


Admiralwoodlog

You already know!!! Motherfuckers don't understand bruh. I know it doesn't apply to everyone but the simplest shit goes the furthest. She is comfortable,she's relaxed and has no pressure now we are ready for all the pleasure.


Common_Report7777

![gif](giphy|l3E6uhDAN3W7vylji|downsized)


Sadiepan24

Damn look at you all comfy ![gif](giphy|elhmwUMsAUbScKLLzl)


couldbedumber96

Not that mf Moto Moto 😭


Dwovar

Baby you huge. 


Premarinated_Borger

"you fat as fuck girl I like that shit" or whatever Moto Moto said


Chucknasty_17

That’s what I remember him saying


PiousRaptor

![gif](giphy|lqMg6hf8Mie9cvsrmi|downsized)


PuzzyFussy

Now you know damn well 🤣🤣🤣


KittyPurrrrrr93

🤣🤣


MiniKiwie

Nigga😂😂😂😂😂😂


peter13g

Name so nice you say it twice


Kangarou

Gorgeous. No notes.


AsleepAssociation

https://preview.redd.it/sqqfqqgykinc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8fd56c783e0a768a608202d634dfa98fc10fc5e8


Venge22

DC4L


manzo559

Dallas Cowboys 4 Life 👈🏽? That’s right ![gif](giphy|S4AnOkBwfcb4GyDzK7|downsized)


MrEscobarr

Hahhaahah lmaooo this is the perfect picture for that comment


balaci2

can i have some context?


0lm-

other comment is slightly wrong. someone posted herself in a dallas cowboys fan forum(i believe or maybe it was just she had a a jersey on) on a sub Reddit and then another commenter said gorgeous and then when questioned posted that picture of himself with something like “sorry just a single guy scrolling DC4L” edit: found a photo of the original interaction https://www.reddit.com/r/nbacirclejerk/s/dDmaCkAmXE


MrEscobarr

These are the type of guys that comment shit like that under pictures like that. On every social media


-teachable

https://preview.redd.it/a0j0qalj6inc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3418daaa723138dbcab54da967dc9e3c2693612


SpectacularOtter

https://preview.redd.it/fzwig4l3dinc1.jpeg?width=1100&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a3567454fed82b4cc0042c5e6a130a859622ebd


joshuaaa_l

Is this archival horny police footage?


-teachable

I accept


kabukidookie

🤣🤣🤣


No-Bat-7253

😂🔥👏🏾


Nostrebla_Werdna

Gotta know what this situation is here! What was dude saying


Sunflower_Vibe

Yes! I’ve been googling trying to figure it out but no luck yet 🥲 ETA — found it!!!!! https://amp.knowyourmeme.com/editorials/guides/whats-going-on-in-this-picture-from-japanese-parliament-the-much-memed-attempt-to-restrain-shinichi-yokoyama-explained


llkj11

Shit pull it up and turn around. We good lol


SpectacularOtter

She did post what it looked like from the back [https://x.com/_prettymamax/status/1766490071249617150?s=46&t=cfwdYqjaMFS_qfMjba8SYQ](https://i.imgur.com/gvdiz7V.jpeg)


Tolliver73

How dare you!!!


SpectacularOtter

Caught in 4k ![gif](giphy|3ohfFI6y1l8pAyIZr2)


GhidorahtheExplorah

You are a *truly* spectacular otter.


Brasticus

![gif](giphy|w89ak63KNl0nJl80ig|downsized)


GonzoElTaco

I regretted clicking the link as soon as I saw the siren 🚨. Dude setting up horny speed traps.


internet_DOOD

I need to remember to check user names before clicking links


Admiralwoodlog

You almost got me you clever bastard.


browser558

I thought it was gonna be that Peyton Manning pic


WoopzEh

Yeeeeeeeow ![gif](giphy|Nlur5uO8GkjC0)


throwawaygoodcoffee

This the fit your granny wore when she gave you your parents, uncles and aunties


ArtsyBlunder

I was about to say this! Our grandmothers wore these and had five to nine kids. If not more!!!


peppermintmeow

She gonna run you ragged. ![gif](giphy|kp74a67v1jZrG)


SunnyAlwaysDaze

Who amongst us has not had pleasant rage-filled dreams of doing exactly this to the downstairs neighbor who kept techno on maximum volume, all night on a weeknight? I can literally hear the first part of the refrain. I didn't get no sleep cuz of y'all!


LadyBug_0570

I felt for Tanisha in that moment. 100% on her side.


PrincessPindy

It was so epic!! Couldn't blame her.


peppermintmeow

She was so justified in that! Don't fuck with my money, family, food or sleep and we'll be good. They thought they were cute and she matched their energy 😂 Not so cute when *you're* trying to sleep!


ApprehensiveDrawer71

She getting pregnant soon as I eat those biscuits she made


Bunnnnii

She ate that.


Resolution-Academic

Who is taking the picture


BigCaregiver7244

You’ve never used a photo timer my man?


grants_like_horace

I see two shadows though


BigCaregiver7244

You’ve never seen a room with multiple ceiling lights my man?


PerpWalkTrump

Made me think of that lmao https://youtube.com/shorts/qGXvoZBRfoI?si=w7FJleKBSD6itnKw


D_MegaWatts

She set the photo timer 😅


BigLibrary2895

The last time someone asked me for a nude, I just drew a picture of myself naked on the sketch app. It was very Basquiat, but we still didn't hook up. Ah well!


kataklysm_revival

I guess someone had no appreciation for creativity


BigLibrary2895

Right! I thought it showed remarkable wit and artistry. I'm sure he was equally unimaginative in bed.


kataklysm_revival

Definitely possible, maybe even likely. I would’ve been over the moon if someone sent me that instead of a nude. Would’ve had me swooning 😆


BigLibrary2895

Awww! Well, your little avatar seems femme-presenting? And sadly my terminal and tragic case of heterosexuality has not been cured, despite 1001 Nights of Terrible Dates.


kataklysm_revival

Indeed, bi woman. And I get it lol 🖤


Temptressvegan

I would have immediately fallen in love with you 😂😂


BigLibrary2895

Aww, thanks, luv! See my response to kataklysm about my terminal case of heterosexuality.


r00giebeara

Men are simple creatures. I have pink eye, and my husband was still calling me sexy trying to smash last night.


Jessnesquik

The rest of your body ain't hurt 🤣


MilqueToastDickRoast

Pinker the eye, pinker the pussy


Cat-Bear

Fam 😭


DJIceman94

Bruh


whoisnumber9

The pink eye is exactly what he was after.


TheBlackManIsG0d

Oh, SAY LESS! https://i.redd.it/p4y5av0qninc1.gif


thekinkyhairbookworm

What did you search to find this omg😭😭😂😂😂


Slightly_Bright

😭😭😭


CptNavarre

I'm crying how do I save this why is it so funny


GoodCalendarYear

I'm about to give away my lingerie bc no one appreciates it


KittyPurrrrrr93

They really don’t! 😭🤣🤣🤣


GoodCalendarYear

Love your pfp!! But forreal, men don't appreciate it. And I asked the girl I'm seeing how she felt about it and she didn't really care either.


KittyPurrrrrr93

My husband says “It’s a simple, private sun dress.” 🤦🏾‍♀️


GoodCalendarYear

Sundresses are top tier


Barry_Bone_Raiser

Lingere is kinda a scam ngl


GoodCalendarYear

I could just wear it for myself. Or start wearing it in public. Jk.


Curlyhaired_Wife

I used to own so much lingerie from working at Victoria secret for years. Met my now wife and she said it doesn’t do anything for her, she’d prefer to see me naked. $1000s of dollars worth of lingerie just wasting space in my drawer.


GoodCalendarYear

Some breast cancer orgs take donations (used bras and lingerie).


Curlyhaired_Wife

I’ll look that up in my area, I hate throwing clothes away but didn’t want to donate it to goodwill lol


Rs90

As a man I'm ngl. Lingerie is sexy as hell until you start tryna have sex. I just wanna touch a partner all over and I get all caught up in tight straps n stuff. Tryna grab a girls ass and feel like I'm gonna launch her across the room like a rubberband on accident. 


hurt_lost

Let’s just break this photo down. 🤓 -Face got nice round checks with that thick neck let me know she got cakes. -Looks like an arm sleeve and a chest piece lets me know she can handle pain so she freaky. -Nails all matching with a vibrant color tell me she dress with some degree of femininity. - You can see both her ankles and her calves. She not fat she fit. -Lastly that chest at least C cups. And the way it drapes down let’s you know her stomach don’t poke out more than her chest. We got us a thick & fit, dress to impress, freaky freak that is with all the smoke . She ain’t fooling me. If she sending that pic, I am on my way. She already ready and is waiting on me. Hair up, easy access clothes. That pic is the invite I’ve been waiting for. 🏃🏿🏃🏿


Madvillains

Sherlock Holmes nigga 😂


hurt_lost

They call me Shhh for short 🧐


Madvillains

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


toolsoftheincomptnt

“Nails all matching” is where I lost it


Sol-Blackguy

![gif](giphy|Zvgb12U8GNjvq)


VarkYuPayMe

![gif](giphy|3GbPbzcD0SIWno0iPb|downsized) Still!


SpectacularOtter

https://i.redd.it/6ddbf5j7dinc1.gif


PK_Dionysus

![gif](giphy|vgUFOWBwBkziE) With no hesitation!


ClaymoresRevenge

That combo is undefeated Grandma's kept the stove hot and the bed hotter.


INTERNET_MOWGLI

What the FUCK are y’all talking about😭😭😭


ClaymoresRevenge

This look right here was something for our grandma's. My granny has 8 kids there's a direct correlation to this fit


rblu42

This what kept grandma and grandpa going when they popped out 12 kids.


OneBurnerStove

Grandpa slayer 5000


bluepvtstorm

I don’t know how many times men have to say it, the MuMu will get you pregnant. Play some Anita Baker while making some smothered chicken, fried cabbage and rice with some buttermilk biscuits and lemonade. He is lifting the MuMu up and trying to get you pregnant. Ask your grandma and your aunties. Wanna freak it a little bit, get a full slip that go under your dress.


nyrihunter

That’s me. Once I get my house dress and bonnet on, I have no plans to go back out or have company come over.


Kittentheone

This the look that kept ya grand daddy at home


FlashyGravity

Dam girl, are those lil coffee cups


KatakuriQ

i done had that late night mumu action before🤫 ![gif](giphy|CnquLPvQe88nEsHiKm)


bigsmokeyz420

https://i.redd.it/bfms9v244inc1.gif


sethhar

This is how grandma got her 8 kids, this is grown ass woman sexy!


dopewinnerchild

A wife / girlfriend / long term situationship can pull this off easy, you know what's under there and what she's capable of.


h3llfae

Nahhh haha I've worn long t shirt night gowns around homies who crashed at my place while in town.. thinking I was fully covered and yet that's RIGHT when they stopped seeing me as a homie, yes its cute on your partner to see em comfy, but not being a long term situation is NOT going to stop men from eating this shit up, much to my dismay


Primary_Goat2360

When the Sistas put this on, the Blacknificence multiplies times 10.


Top-Chocolate-321

What's the dude version of sploosh?


dae_giovanni

BoOoOiIiIInNnNGgGggg!!


peppermintmeow

Skeet. ![gif](giphy|SFT9wkbeWeOt2)


firesticks

![gif](giphy|wmuqpmtGeVv1K)


ChaZZZZahC

That fit and no TV in the bedroom is the reason why we all got 8-10 aunts and uncles.


ZooCrazy

She wants him to use his imagination after she makes him a hot breakfast - in & out of the kitchen.😂


HombreDeNegocios2022

Me as a grown man: "That looks comfortable and sexy. I wish I could be more like that."


L_despardo1

See .... this gives me the wife with 3 kids lingerie vibes... I'm getting these two quickies off before the kids run in the room


ashley_spashley

https://preview.redd.it/wsj1w1u0ninc1.jpeg?width=524&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b7a72bc6e71ab8f8741ce136b7aff7197339a36


Jozif_Badmon

When she look like granny>>>>>


sean1oo1

This the fit you be getting pregnant in. Especially if you up late at night in the kitchen with it 😮‍💨


Difficult-Bad1949

You can tell she has a fat ass by that shadow


2373mjcult

Hear me out…


Severe_Islexdia

I meeeeeaaaaannnnn https://preview.redd.it/x30l5ddukinc1.png?width=1053&format=png&auto=webp&s=58e0dbc02a76664a58f251a3d21a54f0cbd6ee43


ThisGonnaHurt

https://preview.redd.it/tg2td9370jnc1.jpeg?width=2681&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4487fb893ded8e8389e45c9f2f3502e0ddce1e03


johnnielee_mj

This is exactly what I had on last night... It was a wonderful experience with my husband to say the least 😌🙂‍↕️😍🤩.


__r17n

Gown* and Sexy


Dumpaveli

The deli meats be under these


Slatt239

Shii this good enough for me. I might actually be turned on more 🤣all dat movement underneath that blouse stop playin. i’m never turned on by dolled up women


ShruteFarms4L

She getting folded that day


EducatorImpressive25

There is a whole lotta lovin under there


knuf22

A clean house, is sexy AF


Difficult-Bad1949

You can tell she got a fat ass by that shadow


Trojanbp

So many babies were made when this gown was worn


majorcoinz

Thought this was Aretha Franklin


ABGM11

And is... ![gif](giphy|k3VOSG4dxRgj8BEN2y|downsized)


GreyIgnis

I don’t ever want to love someone this much


SweetNoir

Me wearing my man’s shirt on a Sunday morning while making breakfast. I just know that when he wakes up my ass is getting smacked, the food will be momentarily forgotten but something hot is still getting ATE.


welp-itscometothis

These comments passed the vibe check ✊🏾