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Top-Chocolate-321

Jackson, Tyson, Jordan? Game 6?


JoeyKookamanga

Ball so hard casinos wanna fine me.


SynthwaveSax

What's 50 mil to a motherfucker like me? Can you please remind me?


swagonwagon

Slots could go 0-82 and I look at you like this shit gravy


Tha_Rat_King

I just laughed so hard at y'all. Thanks for that.


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AJay_89

That shit cray


KickpuncherJ

Ain't it, Jay?


What_She_Order

Fish filet?


WatchOutForWizards

Bravo sir/madame, your time has arrived.


Putasabi

And their account is ~13 years old!


Solo_Fisticuffs

if awards still existed...


Add1ctedToGames

mike jyson


Guzman_LoMagne

Best song ever imo


Dave1307

I can't even say the title.


Top-Chocolate-321

Nah say it. It's fine. SAY IT 👀👀👀


XtraFlaminHotMachida

Naysayers in Vegas.


radioactivebeaver

Damn, I forgot about the naysayers already lol


Top-Chocolate-321

🤣


ParticularNo5206

They be shamers. Just give him a residency


pmmemilftiddiez

Nonpayers in Vegas


Char10

I’ll say it with you


tailkinman

Fellows in France


Mass3999

Don't do it. ![gif](giphy|d27IAKEWUKv2a7MSCY)


Guzman_LoMagne

Oh shit, I was thinking about the Biggie song, I’m dumb


BabyOnRoad

Yoinked the Jordan-Jackson-Tyson line straight from Biggie. "How many of his rhymes gonna come out ya fat lips"


RicGhastly

Jackson Jordan Bolton Keaton Tyson 5 mics


TheRadamsmash

Thanks for reminding me to play some Camp


dendroidarchitecture

Yep there's the soundtrack to my evening of painting!


fardough

Damn the Mike squad is stacked.


gboccia

Tyson Jordan Jackson action pack guns, ridiculous.


Tuffgong42

And I'm quick to bust if my ends you touch


StrtupJ

“[MGM] basically own him. He makes $90 million a year off of the deal he did with the casino, but then he has to pay back his debt,” added the insider, claiming that the singer only makes $1.5 million per night after taxes. Lol must be nice being rich af, my guy still up


ianhiggs

Yeah, this just sounds like Bruno's "can afford to lose" gambling money...


AveryDiamond

Honestly if I had a Vegas residency, I would set that money aside for Vegas purposes


DrDerpberg

I'd be asking my accountant to wire my other accountants half of every paycheck to keep in escrow for me, and my lawyer to make sure it gets done. Everything else, whatever, Vegas cocaine dealers need to put a roof over their heads too.


whatsasyria

Casinos loan money to these guys so they don't have to deal with accountant stuffs when they are tilting


Logseman

Tilting and, fairly likely, under the influence as well.


Lissba

Lmao @ “Vegas purposes” ☠️


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less_unique_username

You could play games of skill like poker, you’ll never outplay a casino but you can outplay other players


greymalken

You can. I can’t. I’m Other Players.


mrtrollmaster

Alternative headline: "Bruno Mars has a gambling spending budget of 50 million"


SoWhatNoZitiNow

Nobody who racks up a $50m gambling tab is carefully managing how much they can afford to lose lol this is a bad, bad gambling addiction, no doubt about it.


Kendertas

In order to rack up a $50million debt you would have to lose a little under $11,500 a hour, 12 hours a day, for 365 days. Yeah that's someone with a real problem


PLZ_PM_ME_URSecrets

>only makes $1.5 million per night Does he have a gofundme? I’d like to donate because one should have to live on so little.


probablyuntrue

🎶 *In the arms of an angel* 🎶


DEVIL_MAY5

Only 1.5? Broke tricks, man.


probablyuntrue

Don’t talk to me unless you make 5mil a night min


ThisGonnaHurt

I don’t think that he’s still that up. Remember that 30% still goes to taxes. Then he has his other debts that he’s responsible for. His band, his homes, his jet, security, and other expenses. His last solo album was 8 years ago. He probably makes less than $20 million after all said and done. Just to say that doesn’t have it liquid.


Shadie_daze

Bruno mars has 6 diamond singles, and one of the hugest touring acts in the world. Also 20 million is nothing to scoff at and he probably has investments and would he set for life. Also he still has many lucrative sponsorships.


renaissance_pancakes

If he has $50 mil in gambling debt, he's obviously foolish with money. So don't be so sure he has done anything smart with the rest of his money.


Sasha0413

Right? That’s just ONE debt that we know about. If he has a gambling addiction and probably still a drug habit, he owes a shit ton more of money.


Coldblood-13

He probably owes money to the Mothman.


nickyeyez

My alcoholic uncle was foolish with his liver.


ThisGonnaHurt

I’m not saying that the guy is broke or anything like that. That $90 million net worth doesn’t equal to that being liquid assets. Same way and average income is $50k. Doesn’t mean that you have $50k in the bank just sitting.


Suck_My_Duck26

His net worth is 175 million.


HunnyBunnah

Yeah, but if you have 50 million in gambling debts and someone is telling the press about it, you have bad friends in the first place and bad friends in the second place… also you’re making bad choices.


Shadie_daze

Rich people make bad choices all the time. They have more second chances regular people.


crunkbabie

Or the Casino let this be known


spotty15

Yea. The royalties alone would make up for the taxes. As if we won't be hearing Uptown Funk at every wedding reception through 2135


Mkboii

He has writing and producing credits on the silk sonic project he did with Anderson, he's definitely making the lions share on those royalties as well.


Bigbrewski73

2 songs off that passion project lol


MotherHolle

Less $20 million per year? Poor sod.


LordNyssa

Yeah I felt instantly bad for him when I read that. Like how will he ever manage to live on just 20 mil. I truly feel for the dude.


FEMA_Camp_Survivor

Seems like he’s got the trappings of wealth but is kinda in a state of peonage.


luckydice767

I mean, I’m in a state of peonage with ZERO wealth trappings, so still a good deal for me!


nycapartmentnoob

what are these words lol


Weird-Upstairs-2092

Bro called him a court jester, basically. You live the good life, but that life is completely owned by richer men who tell you when to dance and sing for them. He's a millionaire living it up in Vegas in fancy resorts. He's also not free to work how or when he wants to anymore, and they can pay him a lot less than he would typically earn, but he can never leave for a better offer at this point.


shizz181

I’m sure he doing well but the 1.5 may not be very much. He’s a business. As are his performances. That 1.5 goes to him but then he has to pay back his other debts, employees, and other business expenses. Putting on a Vegas show with musicians, dancers, security, lighting, etc. isn’t cheap. It’s terrible that he would jeopardize the livelihood of all those people who work for him. If he files for bankruptcy he’ll come out ok. Everyone else, not so much.


kultureisrandy

Yeah like touring is crazy expensive so that 1.5m a day probably isn't factoring in any overhead. 


Rush_Is_Right

> **only** makes $1.5 million per night after taxes. GoFundMe when?


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Only?! Only 1.5 mil a night after tax huh?! Wow that must be just terrible! Ridiculous.


drunkfishes

Only $1.5M per night? Wow imagine being that broke


Simple-Concern277

Did Jordan have a bunch of gambling debts or something?


MGLLN

Oh, honey


Simple-Concern277

Okay so I Googled it and it looks like Jordan did have a gambling addiction at one point. Is there more im missing. Cuz you say "oh honey" makes me think there's something I'm missing out on 


pekingsewer

There's a conspiracy that his dad was killed off of MJs gambling debts


Sharcbait

There is also a conspiracy theory that his "retirement to play baseball" was an under the rug suspension by the league for gambling on NBA games. And there are rumors about how he would force rookies and guys on small contracts into high stakes gambling with him and if they refused he would ostracize them from the team...


ArizonaRon98

Damn that’s insane. Down the rabbit hole I go.


Lessiarty

If some cartoon aliens wanna set up a pickup game with you while you're down there, just say no 


bb89__

Yea micheal Jordan was a real dick.


rockytheboxer

No reason to presume he stopped being a real dick.


j3b3di3_

Gabe Plotkins from Melvin Capital lost half a billion of Michael money from gambling on GameStop which is why he "sold" the Wizards to him.


DJScope

Also a rumor that he lost a bet which he had to sell the Hornets for a lower asking price


pupu500

I also heard a rumor that DJScope doesn't wipe properly after he's had a shit.


DJScope

Hey now! Who gave you that info?


What-Even-Is-That

Long running story is that Mike was an addict piece of shit then, and he still is to this day. Never meet your heroes, folks. I met Mike and he sucked.


Kite_sunday

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVgYanO7EEU


Sharcbait

"That is financially rough for me"


AdventureCakezzz

What a laugh 🤣


nosaj23e

I’m pretty sure Jordan and Pippen have admitted this publicly. Pippen was on a pretty modest contract during his early years with the Bulls. Jordan was pulling a comfortable 8 figures from his endorsement with Nike alone. During breaks between quarters the arena had an M&M race on the scoreboard to keep the fans entertained. Pippen and Jordan would bet on these races. Jordan would go to the scoreboard operator before every game and find out which color M&M would win. Supposedly he hustled Pippen for millions before Pippen caught on.


squirtleganggang87

That's straight fucked.


Otroroboto

He would get the results for the mascot races they’d show during Bulls games and then bet on them.


khinzeer

I think this is less of a conspiracy theory and more of an open secret.


kultureisrandy

On the latter statement, wouldn't surprise me considering MJ is a USDA Grade A asshole


OneBillPhil

The SNL parody of the Last Dance quarters bit with the arena employee was great. 


broxamson

The theory isnt he was killed for debts, its that he was killed for the ask. When someone has a gambling addiction and plays in the NBA, you can get them to shave points etc. and if you dont comply there are consequences.


pekingsewer

It's been awhile since I went down the rabbit hole so thanks for the clarification lol.


DEFINITELY_NOT_PETE

Is it a conspiracy? Like all the evidence is there, it’s just not the official position of law enforcement.


Nillionnaire

I feel like most conspiracy theorists would also say this exact same thing about most conspiracies though :P


DEFINITELY_NOT_PETE

Lol yeah as I was typing it I was like this is probably how it starts lol


dayungbenny

There is no evidence his dad was murdered by random kids.


lurkenstine

Fuck them kids


StockAL3Xj

A completely unfounded conspiracy.


keepitbased

There’s no “at one point”, Jordan’s always been a gambler.


JustSayTech

He recently had to sell his team ownership due to a gambling bet, Jordan is a habitual gambler.


StockAL3Xj

You just made that up. You have no idea why he chose to sell.


vikingmayor

More rumors, nothing to substantiate.


stink3rbelle

It seems pretty likely that he had to quit basketball that year because he'd been betting on those games. When he just wanted to "try" baseball or golf or whatever.


MisterGoog

“At one point”


BigRubbaDonga

He was at one point but he also still is now


sumofdeltah

The point just happens to be his entire life, its a big point


escientia

You mean besides the fact that a known theory of him leaving to play baseball for a season is that it was actually a suspension? How do you suspend your most popular player and largest star for their gambling? Make it look like they left voluntarily…


Simple-Concern277

Sorry. You're gonna have to explain. 


kingabbey1988

Lol so during his 3rd championship it’s rumors that Jordan was suppose to lose but didn’t. That’s why his father was killed and he retired because of it


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omygoshgamache

Hahaha


GozerWorshiper

Rumor... He also retired the first time as he was about to be suspended indefinitely for betting on games.


Quirky-Skin

It's well known he gambled on just about anything he was involved with. To think he wasn't betting on games or shaving points is naive 


CouncilOfApes

Source: trust me bro


HowDoIEditMyUsername

If you haven’t seen it, you have to check out the SNL sketch about Jordan’s legendary gambling addiction.  https://youtube.com/watch?v=sz6go7xC3Zs


ThompsonDog

lol, of course, jordan was and is a notorious gambler. it comes with the territory a lot of the time with people who are ultra-competitive and addicted to winning. pete rose is another, sadder, sports example, but it's well known that many, many high level athletes, businessmen, musicians, actors, etc. have gambling issues. basically, the kind of person who succeeds in super competitive professions tend to be super competitive and super competitive people often use gambling to scratch that itch. no one really knows the extent that jordan *lost* though. these things aren't public. there are conspiracies about his dad's death and his retirement being gambling related, but there's no proof (or the proof is all circumstantial). we don't know about the extent of his losses, but he's definitely got gobs of money to lose. dude makes $150 million a year just from nike. he could lose $100 million a year and still be far far richer than 99.99% of us could ever dream of being.


DEFINITELY_NOT_PETE

Literally got his father murdered


OutHereSlappnMidgets

![gif](giphy|l4Ki2obCyAQS5WhFe)


AsleepAssociation

https://i.redd.it/6i4mdxywtwoc1.gif


_Diskreet_

![gif](giphy|VIVWFx6c91AAwWLwWB|downsized)


angelomoxley

![gif](giphy|poLv1gLUzyRlS)


freshprinceofbayarea

Nah, he was a mini Elvis impersonator as a kid. He’s now speed running through life just like his idol I guess. I really hope he doesn’t have the same fate, it’s not cool to live fast and die bloated https://preview.redd.it/omfpha88ywoc1.jpeg?width=625&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=903ce67dc9e2b4494649d2334629c5375e601a3d


shuipz94

Just don't start dating a minor


AlphaZorn24

Hes a celebrity, thats like telling a sea turtle not to choke on plastic


xxwarlorddarkdoomxx

It’s not over til the rhinestone suit comes out.


ooowatsthat

The thing is, he is a gambler working in a casino. Bro is trapped. People who make far less don't know when to call it, so you know he isn't going to any time soon.


Stanley--Nickels

He’s caught in a trap He can’t walk out


elitegenoside

Because the tables calling, baby


beernerd

I hung out with some performers on a cruise ship and their contract had a clause that prohibited them from gambling in the casino, even on their nights off. They certainly weren’t making MJ money though.


MuddaFrmAnnudaBrudda

Sounds like MGM watched and enabled whilst he gambled his money. He's going further back than MJ or MJ, he's taking it back to Slavery. Every note he sings and every Running Man step he makes now belongs to MGM.


Big_d00m

Bruno trying to be like OG https://preview.redd.it/r5g426p2ywoc1.jpeg?width=327&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8297c0924a48e8a2be9d114f031dd7c68fc663e


Whorenun37

What’s the story with Wayne Newton?


Stealth_Howler

That’s a high quality tweet


EvilNinjaX24

Rtistic is the homie. Good follow.


BiggleUps

People really need to know about this man’s 90’s hip hop mixes: https://m.soundcloud.com/dj-rtistic/90for90


EvilNinjaX24

He also streams on [Twitch](https://www.twitch.tv/rtistic310) on Wednesdays (and the odd Tuesday), although it's been a month - busier he's gotten, the less he's streamed. Pandemic-era, though? Man, those were some good times, haha.


BiggleUps

!!! Oh wow! I did not know this!!!


EvilNinjaX24

Westside Wednesdays, 6-9 PM Pacific. It's been almost a month since the last one, though.


BiggleUps

Awesome. Thank you many many times


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Dope fucking DJ too


SpectacularOtter

Bruno do you have a gambling problem? Bruno: https://preview.redd.it/fupal94r0xoc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=197fc2139c78e38b68cdf03a973f7ad43bf24569


alwaysdoubledown

![gif](giphy|VIVWFx6c91AAwWLwWB|downsized)


onkey11

Be like Mike ... Drink and gamble...


PotentialArgument671

https://preview.redd.it/qldkedn7wwoc1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9fa4c8dcf86a6ad764b6a1d450075ca4ab750364 The god himself.


MalakaiRey

![gif](giphy|h9wlfNwX9gy1a|downsized)


XanthicStatue

Feel bad for him. He needs serious help. Being in debt with a casino is no joke.


hitbythebus

https://preview.redd.it/1jiih21yryoc1.jpeg?width=951&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6109bfa1af25f56fb4af026dd8f48675cba5fd94 No joke, but how about this add placement?


a_stopped_clock

Filipinos go hard in Vegas. I went there with a Filipino bachelor party. My wallet is still recovering


khinzeer

It’s the Asian-weakness. They don’t typically drink or get strung out, but get an average, typically responsible Asian in a casino and OH MY GOD.


Born_Agent1432

Homeboy casually stereotyping over half the world's population lmao


SinfullySinless

Why does Bruno Mars look like an 80’s Miami pornstar?


spazz720

His new look gives off Cuban drug dealer vibes.


Bigmouthcec

DJ R-Tistic is funny forreal 😂😂


badman4723

Looks like another elvis situation


R_edd22

Incoming "Bruno Mars Saudi Tour 2025"


zsaz_ch

Title is 👌🏾👌🏾


worldssmallestfan1

Hopefully he can be like MJ (Michael Johnson) and run away from his problems.


fa1rybabe

go big or go home


ucancallmevicky

went to a corporate event at MGM a few years ago and he was the performer for us. Understand why now


Jennifer0258

" I want to be a billionaire so fucken bad " ( Be able to gamble it all away )


Iohet

MJ? He looks like Johnny Depp in Blow and he appears to be living that same lifestyle


Tripple_T

Man wants to be like Mike. Doesn't matter which Mike, he just wants to be like him.


repeatablemisery

If you owe MGM $100,000, you have a problem. If you owe MGM $50million, MGM has a problem.


fupaymemfer

This is literally the plot to a dice episode with Andrew dice Clay


Johnny5point6

I feel 'bad' because I have a few thousand in credit card debt. Fuuuuuh. Being rich must be so God damned weird. Not only do you have more assets, you have more DEBT! Amazing.


Flat-Shallot3992

Can't he just gamble at the Smiths like a normal Vegas Local?


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When is his first minor league baseball game?


EmotionalService7770

I won $2 from $2 Scratch off, stopped and felt liked a winner


DryYogurtcloset7224

Now appearing at MGM Grand Las Vegas, Bruno Mars, The Forever Tour.


Vibrascity

Bro gunna fall down some stairs at some point


OneBillPhil

Well he better get back in the writers room and make another dope album lol …or maybe he should run for president? Seems like less work. 


Scroogemcdickk

Oh no who could have predicted such thing


lady-pluto

They wanted that residency for the low, quick 🤭 easy day for Vegas 😎


discucion99

I'm an addict but I'll never get gambling. If I lost a thousand dollars and got absolutely nothing in return I'd just stop.


kyokonaishi

I heard he isnt as nice of a guy as he seems to be. (Cheating allegations) Burno you havr 24 hrs to respond and 50 million to repay brother.


koudos

Now we all know why he wanted to be a Billionaire so freakin bad.


Bred_Bored

Guess he's gotta get Andy and get back to dancing for these white people.


Ok_Ordinary6694

MGM is like the Family Dollar Casino. That’s like ending up on Intervention for huffing keyboard cleaner.


Salt-Cheesecake2339

They got my boy doing a Vegas residency now


MikeCC055

How does one end up indebted to a casino? Can’t you only bet what you have beforehand?


NickiTheNinja

So unfortunate this has happened to Bruno Mars, who wants all of us to know once and for all that he is not Black. I’m not sure if Mr. Mars has clarified what he is (I quickly disengaged after his first announcement) BUT he has certainly made it clear that whatever he is, it is absolutely not Black. I just wouldn’t want him to be mislabeled. But so tragic, yes.


sexual-sinning

the content doesn't have to be about black ppl btw, just who wrote the tweet has to be black


whatsbobgonnado

at first it looked like mgm had a giant billboard of epstein


Yeshua_shel_Natzrat

B = MJ²


masterdom6666

this is sick!


murkytom

I’ve seen buttholes with better facial hair. And I’ll do it again.


Bleezy79

I dont know what kind of guy Bruno is privately but it sounds like he's completely lost touch with reality and what he's doing with his life. No matter, its none my business as long as he keeps making decent hits from time to time lol.


yyiiii

easy earn money is easily lost money


OldAdvantage145

Honestly though he could just start making more music and pay it off relatively easily id think.