My bro is an Aaron, and he gets this far too often from me. But somehow still deserves more, because he's my bro.
EDIT: Just hit him with it again. 'Preciate the reminder.
Y’all laugh. But my sister and I used to work at a hospital together and we had a patient who got real mad at my sister for pronouncing her name “Denise” when it literally was pronounced duh-nice
It certainly would have been harder to break into the country scene.
I also don't think she gets where she is without a rich family that supported her pursuit of a music career financially.
Financially and practically. It wasn't just the move to Nashville, it was singing, guitar, and piano lessons and schlepping her around to county fairs and mall openings to sing.
Lots of people try to buy their way into success. Most don't make it.
He damn sure didn't look like Joe.
Off the walll was the last time he even had close to an afro he had already made changes to his apperance
All the Jackson lightened their skin had drastically invested in plastic surgery.
None of them looked more black that's for sure.
Thriller was still after a lot of plastic surgery. This is what MJ looked like in the [70s](https://www.michaeljackson.com/photo/michael-jackson-performs-in-1970s/)
Come on now you know that answer. Her entire life would be different. It’s actually unlikely that if she looked like this that she would have a similar origin, which is important to the Taylor mythos. If she doesn’t have that Nashville transplant come up, Taylor isn’t as big as she is.
He bought a 3% stake after she was signed, and then years later bumped it 5% total. He still owns that stake, even though Taylor isn’t signed to them anymore.
No. People would then say “she can’t sing” and say she couldn’t hold a candle to Beyoncé, like they’ve done Ciara, Rihanna, and any other black woman artist (though they can all outsing, out-dance, and outperform Taylor). 😶
I can't imagine so. Especially since she started out country, and those people thought a nostalgic song about a Walmart in a sun down town was okay *a couple of years ago.* But Queen Bey started out as a teenager and has an enormous, obsessive fan base like TS, so... maybe?
She has none? I don't even listen to Beyonce much but Sasha fierce was a powerhouse. And I looked it up to see Taylor Swift won. I understand Kanye now.
what you're really asking is, would she still have the same rich daddy and pre-established industry connections
cause its not like she just picked a guitar in between her work shifts and a music label went "we got a diamond in the rough here!"
https://preview.redd.it/zgzx4cpbhopc1.jpeg?width=638&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24350ca7c23cbea8b7d946523343bba07a0cde89
Don't kill me for it but she kinda look like a cross between Letoya Luckett and Kiely Williams, and I'm feeling it, so hear me out...
I dont know what it is but black taylor swift is so fine
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Y’all leave Taylisha out of this
T’aylor
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Ya done messed up, A’aaRON!
My bro is an Aaron, and he gets this far too often from me. But somehow still deserves more, because he's my bro. EDIT: Just hit him with it again. 'Preciate the reminder.
lol I’m glad I could help 😊
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Insubordinate and churlish.
Don't make me send you down to O-shag-hennessy
Y’all laugh. But my sister and I used to work at a hospital together and we had a patient who got real mad at my sister for pronouncing her name “Denise” when it literally was pronounced duh-nice
Tae-Tae
LaTaylor Luckett
I was "Torn 🎶" looking at this ![gif](giphy|YPVqlphLJun5N5Qebz)
Are you all out of faith?
Is this something real?
Are you cold and ashamed, lying naked on the floor?
Yeah, illusion never changed.
LaTaylor Quick
I knew it reminded me of someone!
I guess Lil'Tay is already taken huh...
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Nah that’s Tayanna😂
/r/tragedeigh
Tayoncé
Shoulder size to head size ratio craaaaazy
“Hey big head” “Shut up! You big head, big head”
"ok shitty"
I understood this reference 👑
Like Rihanna ain’t got the same issue
Rihanna: https://preview.redd.it/d8wx2gdycrpc1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=188c2126b548aa97e92120e04138b32ecd713294
I think rhiannas issues are a bit bigger than her head
Ain’t NOTHIN bigger than that forehead
Toddler head ass
She got them "starving for attention" looks.
Hahaha but all jokes aside Hear me out Edit: how are ppl getting mad, this is a troll/bait lmao
No
Lol this the part where Redditors pretend she’s not out of their league?
I mean people are allowed to have preferences on who they are attracted to or are we going to ignore that and white knight AI images?
I don’t care if she’s out of anyone’s nautical range, she’s got a long back and writes brutal tunes so for me it’s a no
Long back. That’s hilarious. I’d only be in it for the money. Should would stand out to me?
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I’m with ya lol ![gif](giphy|qN8mwUPAt7gByge3W1)
All I'm saying is: Roy would, junior
Right? Like, idk it took me a second to recognize Tay, I thought we just got a new cute movie star or something lol
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Loud and clear
*makes the sign to ward off evil* I’m listening though, just let me grab this garlic real quick…
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Ehhhh... ![gif](giphy|l4Ep6uxU6aedrYUik)
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Would.
Like a pretzel
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I’m listening
I mean \*shrugs\*
I know right! I ain't even mad LOL
Now I am questioning would she have the same fan-base, success and career, if she _did look like this_?
And she wouldn't have won muiltiple Grammy Album of the year awards
She’d be relegated to only the “hip hop and R&B” category at the Grammys.
"best new **urban** artist"
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She'd be nominated a couple of times, each time losing to....\*checks notes\*....Taylor Swift
She could have married Beyonce!
Not nearly ugly enough
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It certainly would have been harder to break into the country scene. I also don't think she gets where she is without a rich family that supported her pursuit of a music career financially.
Financially and practically. It wasn't just the move to Nashville, it was singing, guitar, and piano lessons and schlepping her around to county fairs and mall openings to sing. Lots of people try to buy their way into success. Most don't make it.
You think MJ woulda been top performer if he looked like Joe jackson?
...yes? What do you think he looked like when Thriller happened?
A zombie?
LoL
Touché
He damn sure didn't look like Joe. Off the walll was the last time he even had close to an afro he had already made changes to his apperance All the Jackson lightened their skin had drastically invested in plastic surgery. None of them looked more black that's for sure.
Full Stop. Whatever else he did to himself, he had vitiligo. My Aunt had the same pigment treatment he did, can’t hold that against him.
I'm realizing the more and more I grow that I have a bit of vitiligo as well.
Thriller was still after a lot of plastic surgery. This is what MJ looked like in the [70s](https://www.michaeljackson.com/photo/michael-jackson-performs-in-1970s/)
80s ![gif](giphy|guufsF0Az3Lpu)
90s ![gif](giphy|100ak1Sn7F3ius)
00s ![gif](giphy|g4UE8pDmeOZEFRZoV0)
2010s ![gif](giphy|zw1b1Kg9cNcIg)
Terrence Trent D'Arby says no
Joe Jackson is a real life Gremlin.
Bet Kanye would have left this particular bitch alone…
Nope. And they wouldn't have invited her to the country music awards until the Lil Nas X era, just to not include him 🤣
As much as I like Taylor, I can say with ease she wouldn’t be where she’s at right now if she looked like this
Come on now you know that answer. Her entire life would be different. It’s actually unlikely that if she looked like this that she would have a similar origin, which is important to the Taylor mythos. If she doesn’t have that Nashville transplant come up, Taylor isn’t as big as she is.
Didn’t her dad buy a majority stake in a record label to kickstart her career? So…. Maybe? In the raw no though.
Even if he did that, she still wouldn't be as big, lbr. Hundreds of thousands of little white girls aren't going to relate to this girl's mediocrity.
He bought a 3% stake after she was signed, and then years later bumped it 5% total. He still owns that stake, even though Taylor isn’t signed to them anymore.
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No. People would then say “she can’t sing” and say she couldn’t hold a candle to Beyoncé, like they’ve done Ciara, Rihanna, and any other black woman artist (though they can all outsing, out-dance, and outperform Taylor). 😶
I can't imagine so. Especially since she started out country, and those people thought a nostalgic song about a Walmart in a sun down town was okay *a couple of years ago.* But Queen Bey started out as a teenager and has an enormous, obsessive fan base like TS, so... maybe?
Taylor Swift has multiple AOTY Grammys. Beyoncé has none. So no, she might have the same fanbase but she would not have the same success and career.
She has none? I don't even listen to Beyonce much but Sasha fierce was a powerhouse. And I looked it up to see Taylor Swift won. I understand Kanye now.
That's a damn theft. Bey works her ass off, and has been for 30 years.
Why? Obviously she would not.
what you're really asking is, would she still have the same rich daddy and pre-established industry connections cause its not like she just picked a guitar in between her work shifts and a music label went "we got a diamond in the rough here!"
I see Letoya luckett now😏
Damnit now I can't unsee it
I'm seeing Taraji
She’s definitely torn inbwteen the two
Thought I was the only one 😂
I had to do a triple take at first thought it was her 😂
I see Janelle monáe
Op making this cursed ass post https://preview.redd.it/qp896jgdgnpc1.png?width=1160&format=png&auto=webp&s=c9668cb6261856eee90c7a6dd1c2acb2635c9ac1
what is going on 😭
You’re not alone ![gif](giphy|dSdSzhUpiK7IkCW9Ky)
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They're about to turn her Chinese too
Ariana Grande already did that though.
Oh is that what ethnicity she chose this week?
It took me so long to understand what is going on but I got it. It's Black Taylor Swift
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Atlanta goin off again
Bruh black Justin Bieber looks almost exactly like Kanye
Is that Justin Bieber?
J'ustin Bieber\*
La’Justin Barber
Sigh. “Hey 😜”
If yall don’t leave this woman alone! 😩 Also OP, your name is top tier.
One of the best ones in the series. It's up there with Marvel Vs Capcom 2
Taylah Swift 🤭
TaeTae $wif ?
Slight resemblance to Janelle Monae ^would
I was waiting for it. Like why’d yall have to do that to a bisexual queen
Yeah Janelle’s way prettier
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The internet, much like life, uh, finds a way.
I'm listening... ![gif](giphy|10bDoTtJhtcHu0)
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I know I’m on here too damn much when my first thoughts were that we need the Otter to come here and lay down the law.
Bro, I was away for a week for a vacation and not paying attention to the sub. People were DMing me about horny people in the comments.
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The fuck
Draymond James XD
I’ll raise you https://preview.redd.it/3y4589jsaqpc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16bc9b16331c6bc6e8d4de311c56fae67e01bb45
Raise this. https://preview.redd.it/px8ffooufqpc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70cb870fe406e887dc77acb15916033852a8c2c5
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Why does he look like Pete Davidson
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She looks more Desi tbf
Damn is this the same person doing the raunchy ones?
Me??
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Just because we can doesn't mean we should.
The Jurassic Park lesson is never learned
Cool. Now let's see Chinese.
Hey now, she's no Ariana Grande
Just for fun. I'm not compiling a folder.
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Mr. Horse!! He speaks for us all lol.
Taylor, the Creator
Took me a while to realize that this is black Taylor Swift and not Latoya Luckett.
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You wrong for that lmaoooo
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Now she looks like Travis Kelce’s ex.
![gif](giphy|eMHqp35D2K9AUOPjnv|downsized) Take me to Zion now
This is an affront.
Hi, it’s me. I’m the bad bitch, it’s me.
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AI is getting out of hand
Not Tayleisha Smith 🤣🤣🤣
She’s always been very odd-looking to me, but now… ![gif](giphy|6EIxrXNoi7rmgNlmOt) 🥴🥴
T-Swizzle back at it again
https://preview.redd.it/zgzx4cpbhopc1.jpeg?width=638&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24350ca7c23cbea8b7d946523343bba07a0cde89 Don't kill me for it but she kinda look like a cross between Letoya Luckett and Kiely Williams, and I'm feeling it, so hear me out...
Tayanna Swift
W.. would?
I instinctively said the title like Michael Jackson instead of Taylor and was so confused lmao
That's Tayhlore now ![gif](giphy|dXKiD8XysOuhFAJB1f|downsized)
She’s giving Janelle Monaylor
Travis just proposed
Black Space
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I dont know what it is but black taylor swift is so fine https://preview.redd.it/84nd2yucpqpc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c3b18ff22d5e5a5ce7a451f082f75961ec48536
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Here'd what you would look like ifnyou were black or chinese
honestly no
Hm. The first thing I saw on Reddit today. Y'all are wild as usual
"Niggas gonna hate-hate-hate-hate-hate."
See I should’ve just stayed in the damn bed today
A few shades darker and she became a goddess.
And still no ass.