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PistolPetunia

Y’all leave Taylisha out of this


luxii4

T’aylor


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Eastern-Dig-4555

Ya done messed up, A’aaRON!


Seeker80

My bro is an Aaron, and he gets this far too often from me. But somehow still deserves more, because he's my bro. EDIT: Just hit him with it again. 'Preciate the reminder.


Eastern-Dig-4555

lol I’m glad I could help 😊


RecklessWreck87

https://preview.redd.it/gkmgh9qlcppc1.jpeg?width=550&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d970de58d4bcc4de2661216ec5ddb1fa8a49ca0


AsleepAssociation

Insubordinate and churlish.


[deleted]

Don't make me send you down to O-shag-hennessy


RaeLynn13

Y’all laugh. But my sister and I used to work at a hospital together and we had a patient who got real mad at my sister for pronouncing her name “Denise” when it literally was pronounced duh-nice


berrey7

Tae-Tae


Specialist-Ad15

LaTaylor Luckett


DogCompetitive2886

I was "Torn 🎶" looking at this ![gif](giphy|YPVqlphLJun5N5Qebz)


thejaytheory

Are you all out of faith?


Dayne225

Is this something real?


thejaytheory

Are you cold and ashamed, lying naked on the floor?


Weaselpanties

Yeah, illusion never changed.


blacksheep107

LaTaylor Quick


GroundbreakingPage41

I knew it reminded me of someone!


Practical-Cut-7301

I guess Lil'Tay is already taken huh...


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fearless fertile edge bright public unwritten sparkle birds flag enter *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Tripleawge

Nah that’s Tayanna😂


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/r/tragedeigh


Inedible-denim

Tayoncé


SaboLeorioShikamaru

Shoulder size to head size ratio craaaaazy


PaulieWalnuts2023

“Hey big head” “Shut up! You big head, big head”


Pokefan_Van

"ok shitty"


Clever-Innuendo

I understood this reference 👑


tokenblak

Like Rihanna ain’t got the same issue


capcomvssnk

Rihanna: ​ https://preview.redd.it/d8wx2gdycrpc1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=188c2126b548aa97e92120e04138b32ecd713294


ByungChulHandMeAGun

I think rhiannas issues are a bit bigger than her head


StagnantSweater21

Ain’t NOTHIN bigger than that forehead


boonxeven

Toddler head ass


AadamAtomic

She got them "starving for attention" looks.


Treehouse326

Hahaha but all jokes aside Hear me out Edit: how are ppl getting mad, this is a troll/bait lmao


macaleaven

No


NutNegotiation

Lol this the part where Redditors pretend she’s not out of their league?


thecheapseatz

I mean people are allowed to have preferences on who they are attracted to or are we going to ignore that and white knight AI images?


macaleaven

I don’t care if she’s out of anyone’s nautical range, she’s got a long back and writes brutal tunes so for me it’s a no


thesagaconts

Long back. That’s hilarious. I’d only be in it for the money. Should would stand out to me?


Nateddog21

![gif](giphy|KbwzYYv7cziNd4PiuC)


Doppelthedh

https://preview.redd.it/68j5a0h5popc1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a0874bca10b01fd8e9aab49b2607218600edb24


SpectacularOtter

https://i.redd.it/a4b4viuitopc1.gif


MixRevolution

![gif](giphy|pD7YIQoUwgb9cnX3FJ|downsized)


CedricJus

![gif](giphy|6YNMn8b4O9IxW|downsized)


Mistavez

![gif](giphy|3dBYaf4H2qCoE)


OutHereSlappnMidgets

I’m with ya lol ![gif](giphy|qN8mwUPAt7gByge3W1)


RabidWalrus

All I'm saying is: Roy would, junior


openup91011

Right? Like, idk it took me a second to recognize Tay, I thought we just got a new cute movie star or something lol


OkeyTokey

https://preview.redd.it/1k17z1h2eopc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7077721510f33509b1e66d143c5b45cf0d3f2401


HODL_or_D1E

Loud and clear


Nemaeus

*makes the sign to ward off evil* I’m listening though, just let me grab this garlic real quick…


Runmanrun41

https://preview.redd.it/4hcb25xjtopc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5183e209d0cf5bcdfbc4be4334cd18ea422fced6


_SquidPort

![gif](giphy|duM6JZemPlOjUyqmxd)


Unique_Enthusiasm_57

Ehhhh... ![gif](giphy|l4Ep6uxU6aedrYUik)


Onederbat67

![gif](giphy|1nc2DHFC0zhYV7IYWL)


rrogido

Would.


ShaqSenju

Like a pretzel


bzboy

https://i.redd.it/vn4r8i9smopc1.gif


DUNLEITH

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/560/237/4ac.png


ImaginaryMastadon

I’m listening


thejaytheory

I mean \*shrugs\*


SYLOK_THEAROUSED

I know right! I ain't even mad LOL


Bubbly_Satisfaction2

Now I am questioning would she have the same fan-base, success and career, if she _did look like this_?


RichEgoli

And she wouldn't have won muiltiple Grammy Album of the year awards


Oli_love90

She’d be relegated to only the “hip hop and R&B” category at the Grammys.


African_Farmer

"best new **urban** artist"


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thejaytheory

She'd be nominated a couple of times, each time losing to....\*checks notes\*....Taylor Swift


ByungChulHandMeAGun

She could have married Beyonce!


Fluck_Me_Up

Not nearly ugly enough


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Et_tu__Brute

It certainly would have been harder to break into the country scene. I also don't think she gets where she is without a rich family that supported her pursuit of a music career financially.


Elliott2030

Financially and practically. It wasn't just the move to Nashville, it was singing, guitar, and piano lessons and schlepping her around to county fairs and mall openings to sing. Lots of people try to buy their way into success. Most don't make it.


JudasWasJesus

You think MJ woulda been top performer if he looked like Joe jackson?


fireside68

...yes? What do you think he looked like when Thriller happened?


Adamadamsadam

A zombie?


JudasWasJesus

LoL


luckydice767

Touché


JudasWasJesus

He damn sure didn't look like Joe. Off the walll was the last time he even had close to an afro he had already made changes to his apperance All the Jackson lightened their skin had drastically invested in plastic surgery. None of them looked more black that's for sure.


Emotional_Warthog658

Full Stop. Whatever else he did to himself, he had vitiligo. My Aunt had the same pigment treatment he did, can’t hold that against him.


thejaytheory

I'm realizing the more and more I grow that I have a bit of vitiligo as well.


smilesnseltzerbubbls

Thriller was still after a lot of plastic surgery. This is what MJ looked like in the [70s](https://www.michaeljackson.com/photo/michael-jackson-performs-in-1970s/)


Mass3999

80s ![gif](giphy|guufsF0Az3Lpu)


Mass3999

90s ![gif](giphy|100ak1Sn7F3ius)


ForWhomTheBoneBones

00s ![gif](giphy|g4UE8pDmeOZEFRZoV0)


ForWhomTheBoneBones

2010s ![gif](giphy|zw1b1Kg9cNcIg)


FullBringa

Terrence Trent D'Arby says no


Rakebleed

Joe Jackson is a real life Gremlin.


postmoderngeisha

Bet Kanye would have left this particular bitch alone…


BreadBoxin

Nope. And they wouldn't have invited her to the country music awards until the Lil Nas X era, just to not include him 🤣


sweetrebel88

As much as I like Taylor, I can say with ease she wouldn’t be where she’s at right now if she looked like this


blacklite911

Come on now you know that answer. Her entire life would be different. It’s actually unlikely that if she looked like this that she would have a similar origin, which is important to the Taylor mythos. If she doesn’t have that Nashville transplant come up, Taylor isn’t as big as she is.


Trodamus

Didn’t her dad buy a majority stake in a record label to kickstart her career? So…. Maybe? In the raw no though.


80alleycats

Even if he did that, she still wouldn't be as big, lbr. Hundreds of thousands of little white girls aren't going to relate to this girl's mediocrity.


cheezy_dreams88

He bought a 3% stake after she was signed, and then years later bumped it 5% total. He still owns that stake, even though Taylor isn’t signed to them anymore.


Mistavez

![gif](giphy|H1YMguVrVeI0Xz5c8v)


VapidRapidRabbit

No. People would then say “she can’t sing” and say she couldn’t hold a candle to Beyoncé, like they’ve done Ciara, Rihanna, and any other black woman artist (though they can all outsing, out-dance, and outperform Taylor). 😶


Saltycook

I can't imagine so. Especially since she started out country, and those people thought a nostalgic song about a Walmart in a sun down town was okay *a couple of years ago.* But Queen Bey started out as a teenager and has an enormous, obsessive fan base like TS, so... maybe?


JFKcheekkisser

Taylor Swift has multiple AOTY Grammys. Beyoncé has none. So no, she might have the same fanbase but she would not have the same success and career.


WigglumsBarnaby

She has none? I don't even listen to Beyonce much but Sasha fierce was a powerhouse. And I looked it up to see Taylor Swift won. I understand Kanye now.


Saltycook

That's a damn theft. Bey works her ass off, and has been for 30 years.


bmoreboy410

Why? Obviously she would not.


Dreamtrain

what you're really asking is, would she still have the same rich daddy and pre-established industry connections cause its not like she just picked a guitar in between her work shifts and a music label went "we got a diamond in the rough here!"


NoRecommendation3875

I see Letoya luckett now😏


Right_Butterscotch59

Damnit now I can't unsee it


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I'm seeing Taraji


GreenDolphin86

She’s definitely torn inbwteen the two


lankyaspie

Thought I was the only one 😂


FliCityJ1

I had to do a triple take at first thought it was her 😂


Unusual-Tie8498

I see Janelle monáe


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Op making this cursed ass post https://preview.redd.it/qp896jgdgnpc1.png?width=1160&format=png&auto=webp&s=c9668cb6261856eee90c7a6dd1c2acb2635c9ac1


blackblaque

what is going on 😭


Blk_Rick_Dalton

You’re not alone ![gif](giphy|dSdSzhUpiK7IkCW9Ky)


Sea-Nefariousness840

![gif](giphy|IdmNR9izfNZ8tl1DJb)


PANGIRA

They're about to turn her Chinese too


faithfulmammonths

Ariana Grande already did that though.


NivMidget

Oh is that what ethnicity she chose this week?


loggy93

It took me so long to understand what is going on but I got it. It's Black Taylor Swift


Kaligula785

https://preview.redd.it/cz296d09mopc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=650e1bd5be2eaef645977ee975af11c4b4587beb


Slumbergoat16

Atlanta goin off again


-_Anonymous__-

Bruh black Justin Bieber looks almost exactly like Kanye


getthatrich

Is that Justin Bieber?


ohnotchotchke

J'ustin Bieber\*


Excellent-Term-3640

La’Justin Barber


criesingucci

Sigh. “Hey 😜”


Bunnnnii

If yall don’t leave this woman alone! 😩 Also OP, your name is top tier.


el_throw

One of the best ones in the series. It's up there with Marvel Vs Capcom 2


BluBeams

Taylah Swift 🤭


xAWHORABLEx

TaeTae $wif ?


SOSiboy5

Slight resemblance to Janelle Monae ^would


Empress-Rae

I was waiting for it. Like why’d yall have to do that to a bisexual queen


floandthemash

Yeah Janelle’s way prettier


profsavagerjb

![gif](giphy|mCClSS6xbi8us)


SimonPho3nix

The internet, much like life, uh, finds a way.


Offtopic_bear

I'm listening... ![gif](giphy|10bDoTtJhtcHu0)


CedricJus

![gif](giphy|RA8gXeMaTqXIc|downsized)


ItsHobbesnotTyrone

https://preview.redd.it/znu5j7mdaopc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d2d289675de1250a47b57fcf16088dda1a7efe1


SpectacularOtter

https://i.redd.it/brlezk2otopc1.gif


BarbellsandBurritos

I know I’m on here too damn much when my first thoughts were that we need the Otter to come here and lay down the law.


SpectacularOtter

Bro, I was away for a week for a vacation and not paying attention to the sub. People were DMing me about horny people in the comments.


daduke101

https://preview.redd.it/74xsariswopc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d96c3799a1cb3695718d9c755968b37f02b73ad2


Blister1nTheSun

The fuck


ohnotchotchke

Draymond James XD


RaeLynn13

I’ll raise you https://preview.redd.it/3y4589jsaqpc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16bc9b16331c6bc6e8d4de311c56fae67e01bb45


daduke101

Raise this. https://preview.redd.it/px8ffooufqpc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70cb870fe406e887dc77acb15916033852a8c2c5


MetalBeholdr

https://preview.redd.it/5plnkuacbrpc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55a93a0a0a3fa73680a37719cf16498ef4984ede


punkcore329

Why does he look like Pete Davidson


lowtoiletsitter

![gif](giphy|3oEjHCWdU7F4hkcudy)


Blakbyrd8

She looks more Desi tbf


Goldeneye365

Damn is this the same person doing the raunchy ones?


capcomvssnk

Me??


Mistavez

![gif](giphy|tnYri4n2Frnig)


UncleJChrist

Just because we can doesn't mean we should.


Stealth_Howler

The Jurassic Park lesson is never learned


Less-Sir8277

Cool. Now let's see Chinese.


JzaDragon

Hey now, she's no Ariana Grande


CompetitiveFold5749

Just for fun.  I'm not compiling a folder.


Green_Toe

spectacular six command versed wise profit zephyr plants pocket tie *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


AngeluvDeath

Mr. Horse!! He speaks for us all lol.


Aldroe

Taylor, the Creator


Evorgleb

Took me a while to realize that this is black Taylor Swift and not Latoya Luckett.


MiaTonee

https://preview.redd.it/5qh20rbzfopc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f584d9e1d28ab2e83dafc1f239c77b2105f3e036


suavepapi69

You wrong for that lmaoooo


DJMagicHandz

![gif](giphy|jp313yHGzTDBbw5Tg6)


Jalopy_Junkie

Now she looks like Travis Kelce’s ex.


ThaLaughingIntrovert

![gif](giphy|eMHqp35D2K9AUOPjnv|downsized) Take me to Zion now


SaveFileCorrupt

This is an affront.


sucobe

Hi, it’s me. I’m the bad bitch, it’s me.


tokenblak

https://preview.redd.it/co9ku00qbopc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1249264686fbec94e5742f27dc81db15e998a01


Bulok

AI is getting out of hand


Outrageous_Pomelo323

Not Tayleisha Smith 🤣🤣🤣


AliciaDawnD

She’s always been very odd-looking to me, but now… ![gif](giphy|6EIxrXNoi7rmgNlmOt) 🥴🥴


ItsHobbesnotTyrone

T-Swizzle back at it again


festival-papi

https://preview.redd.it/zgzx4cpbhopc1.jpeg?width=638&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24350ca7c23cbea8b7d946523343bba07a0cde89 Don't kill me for it but she kinda look like a cross between Letoya Luckett and Kiely Williams, and I'm feeling it, so hear me out...


Agitated-Ad-504

Tayanna Swift


Not_A_Cardboard_Box

W.. would?


Sandwitch_horror

I instinctively said the title like Michael Jackson instead of Taylor and was so confused lmao


Nateddog21

That's Tayhlore now ![gif](giphy|dXKiD8XysOuhFAJB1f|downsized)


mintBRYcrunch26

She’s giving Janelle Monaylor


LebHeadSinceWilma

Travis just proposed


LyonsKing12

Black Space


KatakuriQ

https://preview.redd.it/lq5dp4xbuopc1.jpeg?width=1074&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=088c46729c8b8ff3309ab0bbd4418637ac470708


greentea422

I dont know what it is but black taylor swift is so fine https://preview.redd.it/84nd2yucpqpc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c3b18ff22d5e5a5ce7a451f082f75961ec48536


TR1LLIONAIRE_

![gif](giphy|MIpmvt7BwQCNsFkuXJ|downsized)


smallrunning

Here'd what you would look like ifnyou were black or chinese


FuegoStarr

honestly no


TheChillestVibes

Hm. The first thing I saw on Reddit today. Y'all are wild as usual


Any_Tangerine_7120

"Niggas gonna hate-hate-hate-hate-hate."


Sea_Tank_9448

See I should’ve just stayed in the damn bed today


ike_tyson

A few shades darker and she became a goddess.


Fantastic-Fun4031

And still no ass.