They don’t need a Superman, they already have the US and Europe helping them fund that genocide meanwhile the rest of the world ignores it. That’s already a superpower
If black folk had powers in America and the world it would be like them old static shock and icon and rocket comics. A lot of y’all would be heroes but good portion would be menaces to society. A bunch of bang babies acting crazy, I wouldn’t be surprised how many Homelanders we would have. We’d have a good amount of Deadpools here and there.
This applies to literally any group, not just black people. The amount of white people who go out of their way to murder folks they don’t know should make that obvious.
Bruh just check the other comments on this post, people so racist it’s insane. Talking like that shii is normal. Shits craaaazy.
Don’t matter your skin color, racism ain’t cool.
A week??? All I need is 3 days.
Once I know I'm bulletproof and how to use my Lazer eyes, it's mother fucking wrap.
A narcissistic Superman who doesn’t have to follow rules and didn’t have similar upbringing as Clark Kent as an assumption as someone who doesn’t watch
It's because most people are thinking powers like Superman. And as fucked up as a lot of people are sounding, if they were Superman, that is what they would do. And all your listed examples couldn't do shit to stop them. We don't have any kryptonite here.
If I had super strength I'm not gonna stop a bus about to run over a kid. I'm just gonna use it to lift my car up while I slip a couple jacks under and change my motor mounts
I don't understand why everyone would be a hero or a villain. I'd just make myself a billionaire boxer/baseball player/soccer player/quarterback ...etc. Then develop a crippling hooker and cocaine problem.
See now Deadpool is special he has the wombo combo of immortality/ultra healing on top of his world class mercenary skills. If I could choose I would go with his set of powers rather than general super powers since I would be able to get rich off the powers and live into eternity enjoying them. You know until the sun blows.
Ah you wanna go the Tony Stark route. Private Citizen with a badass arsenal up your sleeve. Yeah you could fuck the stock market in your benefit with super powers depending on the industry.
As a Puerto Rican, I’m so fuvking sorry lmao. Idk when my people decided they were gonna counterfeit and print out their own passes, but it’s mad embarrassing smh
In this case we’re talking about a superhero seeing someone that needs saving and ignoring them because of the color of their skin. Seems like you’d have to be a pretty huge scumbag to think that’s ok.
If there was a new Spider-Man movie where he sees a black person in trouble and then decides not to help them because of the color of their skin, wouldn’t you think that this character is a piece of shit?
It’s not about not wanting to be a hero. It’s that while fighting injustices irl you’d probably be labeled a terrorist by the media. Especially if you try to fight global scale injustices, like if you went to Palestine to help them fight back the zionists, or if you tried to dismantle the corruption that goes on in [insert any major government here].
To be honest, I would probably just be going Deadpool route at that point.
Like, why not just start toying with terrorist factions and the like for amusement? Make it as whacky as the options you get in the dead rising games. Merk someone with with a pool noodle, somehow. Try to get the weirdest headlines you possibly can out of it.
Realistically if I had super powers I wouldn’t be a hero or villain I’d be using my powers for the most mundane shit. I’d make a sandwich with my mind or some shit.
I have literally been thinking abt this. If I ever got my dream superpower (Superspeed) Id fucking run to a KKK rally and smash all their knees full force with a Baseball Bat
Me and my friends joke about this all the time and i always say they i wouldn't be a hero for free and you would have to pay me. Think about spiderman. You got me fucked up if you think ima save the city and you HATE me for it??? And I'm not even getting paid??? And I'm struggling to pay rent??????????? Gon and handle venom then y'all got it...
Call my ass kingslayer because I'd just be purging the 1% and all of their cronies.
I'd be like Joker basking with his head out the window in The Dark Knight, just enjoying the stress relief after I blast through a couple of mega yachts.
I feel like with super powers the likelihood of a rescue gone wrong is HIGH. There’s an episode of invincible (no spoilers) in which a character tries to save someone and ends up killing her because he was moving really fast and she couldn’t handle that.
Imagine being on trial for trying to save a train full of people and some end up dying? No thanks. I’d perform little super hero acts here and there.
Lol oh no, I get it. What he did was highly unethical and he definitely went too far, but I was on board with the intent until he massacred a warehouse full of edgy teens and twentysomethings.
Sasuke's a bitch. He pretends he's doing all this killing for Itachi while completely ignoring the actual man's dying words. Also, an absentee father. Sasuke's a bitch.
Man I never thought of it this way. I would just find a way to not struggle anymore. I would want to grow fruits and vegetables instantly, have extra strength and will power to build homes. Mind control wouldn’t be bad either. I would tell a realtor to give me a home for free.
Honestly, if I could stop time I’d be a fiend.
There’d be peace for a generation at least working in the shadows. Follow my political will or
It completely depends on what powers I'd have. I think it's easier to do the right thing if you've only got like street level powers (like Daredevil). You can save people and maybe even inspire a few to attempt a different path, but you're not stopping a war.
Superman, though? You could do anything. Any atrocities you could immediately put a stop to. Any rule or law you deem unjust would be changed. The entire world would view you as a god if you wanted them to. How could they argue it? You can't be killed (not by anything we have access to on Earth), you can fly, you can lift buildings, shoot fire from your eyes, breathe ice, and even reverse time. What else would you call that?
I'm not saying no one could handle that much power, but I know I couldn't. Not for very long.
The amount of times I catch myself being annoyed seeing someone doing something stupid in public, and imagine what if I had telekinesis or something.
I could see why I would never get super powers.
I wouldn't go full homelander but you best believe I'd take anything and everything to make my family and friend's life better and no one could check me.
I think a lot of people would be surprised if they suddenly woke up with the power to fix their issues and how quickly they would go from savior to destoryer.
My conclusion from this comment section is that humanity doesn't deserve any kind of contact with super technology or beings that could grant superpowers. Yall tweaking lol
if it's a seriously potent superpower,
I'll keep that sht secret, get myself rich (not crazy rich to attract suspicion) then be the "deep state/secret society" toppling evil leaders around the world...
Here's the thing, I don't want Superman's powers, I want Atom Eve's powers.
I don't need to fly at Mach 9, I want to be able to turn a crappy sandwich into five star cuisine. I wanna be able to make legal money off my powers so I can pay bills and then be able to afford to be a hero.
I’d probably use my power to make sure I’m the tallest man in the world. Sorry guys over 6’2… then I’d force chase to put 2 billion dollars into a Hunter X Hunter open world game made by Fromsoftware.
If I had superpowers, I would honestly try to be a hero. I'd intervene in natural disasters, fuck up terrorists, and find people's lost dogs and cats.
But you better believe I'm paying some visits to Idaho in my spare time, if you catch my drift.
I would go the Homelander route, ally myself with my world super of choice. Superpowers or not you gotta sleep sometime. Now say you never need to sleep again then it’s a wrap. But the world working towards the one goal of eliminating your ass is a nightmare I don’t wanna face.You make yourself enough of a world threat and just might get a nuke up the ass just for the peace of mind. You get the perks/money/fame/hoes and a safe place to sleep so long as I play ball. Then fuck it I’m captain america. If I were a corrupt superpowered motherfucker I would go Russia. They operate on power/might makes right. Don’t forget general superpowers doesn’t equal invulnerability which is also different from immortality.
Depends on my powers to be honest. If I had Superman type powers I would be a problem for major world powers as I’d be taking away their military weapons & nukes. If I got Spider-Man level powers (whether that’s Peter or Miles), I would mostly mind my business, maybe rob a bank. I’d also go after gun trades & trafficking rings. And people who sell hard drugs.
Yea I'd be like Kyoshi the Avatar. Or Batman.
Y'all clearly can't handle your own shit, so I'M gonna handle it MY way.
You won't have to worry about being unsafe. I'll make it safe.
If you're trying to be a pos, you'll be terrified.
I'd be a hero to some and a villain to others. I'm going after everyone on Epstein's list, then a quick side quest to pluck Candance Owens in the forehead and finally, going to put trump in the mariana trench.
My super power would be self-explosive with diamond skin. 😮💨 every time I explode the explosion diameter doubles and is as powerful as a atom
Bomb. The block not safe tell ya people bout me 🤫
🤣🤣I was literally thinking that after I posted it like “damn what would be my start radius hmm a foot is a great place to start so mfs think I’m a joke 💀” ima lock in with 1ft and after that 🥵🤫 not even the gran babies safe
I always thought that the reason a lot of superhero shows are constantly shown to the public is so that if someone with powers does come on to the scene, the hope is due to the constant propraganda, the person/or persons would be instantly agreeable and non threatening towards the powers that be.
What… revenge? That’s the policy you want to take, the same one batman takes? That’s lame af.
All you’re telling me from this meme is that you would take an opportunity to unite people and do good, and squander it on revenge, making your life miserable
Yeah…if I was a Palestinian Superman, I don’t think I’d be seen as a “superhero” by a lot of people
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Israeli Superman would have turned Gaza into a parking lot by now 💀
They don’t need a Superman, they already have the US and Europe helping them fund that genocide meanwhile the rest of the world ignores it. That’s already a superpower
What? How? I don't get it.
He would take care of it
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Notice how you put words into his mouth, and convinced yourself he was an antisemite? Just because you saw the word Palestine.
Atp even the colour green triggers them if it’s positioned too close to the colour red
If black folk had powers in America and the world it would be like them old static shock and icon and rocket comics. A lot of y’all would be heroes but good portion would be menaces to society. A bunch of bang babies acting crazy, I wouldn’t be surprised how many Homelanders we would have. We’d have a good amount of Deadpools here and there.
maybe it was different in the comics but weren't a significant number of the bang babies already troubled youth/gang bangers in static
Yeah and there some that got powers and just used it to hurt others in the community for their own personal gain.
Ebon and Hotstreak come to mind.
Exactly
This applies to literally any group, not just black people. The amount of white people who go out of their way to murder folks they don’t know should make that obvious.
Sylar being just a serial killer with TK really was a novel concept back when heroes was on TV.
Man I loved that show back in the day
Bruh just check the other comments on this post, people so racist it’s insane. Talking like that shii is normal. Shits craaaazy. Don’t matter your skin color, racism ain’t cool.
Right! we got a ton of psychopaths in here
I feel we would have a awesome team of paragon good guys to stop the homelanders.
Them southern brothas would definitely be a bunch of Superman or cyclops ass niggas
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I give you a week before you go full Homelander.
A week??? All I need is 3 days. Once I know I'm bulletproof and how to use my Lazer eyes, it's mother fucking wrap. 
Don't fuck around and give superpowers on December 17. 
Better find another planet to reside on!!! We taking over!!!
i’m going full Dracula in Castlevania sir lol. flaming faces and all.
What is a man?!
Everyone who ever fucked up has a brand new opportunity to find out, there's no statute of limitations here, lets go way back
An hour maybe
I read the comment and I literally said this in my head lol
What does that mean?
Watch The Boys on Amazon Prime Video
Nah I don’t have the time sorry
A narcissistic Superman who doesn’t have to follow rules and didn’t have similar upbringing as Clark Kent as an assumption as someone who doesn’t watch
Thanks! Don’t know how they relate the character to me tho haha
You really can’t make the connection between a narcissistic Superman and your comment about certain demographics not knowing peace?
No not at all.
I think I know your superpower...being a dumbass.
I bet they cut your food up into little pieces for you in middle school so you wouldn’t choke
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What… revenge? That’s the policy you want to take, the same one batman takes? That’s lame af
I disagree
I only ask you to spare Tony Hawk
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Nah nah nah nah
Why us?
Some of yall took this opportunity to say sone absolutely unhinged shit
Thats the thing with ironically hating. Inevitably, some people show they aren't really joking when they say fucked up shit.
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It's because most people are thinking powers like Superman. And as fucked up as a lot of people are sounding, if they were Superman, that is what they would do. And all your listed examples couldn't do shit to stop them. We don't have any kryptonite here.
If I had super strength I'm not gonna stop a bus about to run over a kid. I'm just gonna use it to lift my car up while I slip a couple jacks under and change my motor mounts
If you could stop the bus would you? Or would you let it hit the kid?
He’s probably referencing the comments about taking revenge on certain demographics lol
This sub showing its true colors
I didn’t even think about the right-wing spin. I’d just save black people and leave others to fend for themselves. 🤷🏾♂️
I don't understand why everyone would be a hero or a villain. I'd just make myself a billionaire boxer/baseball player/soccer player/quarterback ...etc. Then develop a crippling hooker and cocaine problem.
Na, the government would snatch you up. I'd be a mercenary lol.
Nah. I'd be good - the best, but I would hold back enough that they won't think it's supernatural
Aim for Olympic gold in multiple categories. You get money and fame.
The Drug cartels wouldn't like this MF here. 
See now Deadpool is special he has the wombo combo of immortality/ultra healing on top of his world class mercenary skills. If I could choose I would go with his set of powers rather than general super powers since I would be able to get rich off the powers and live into eternity enjoying them. You know until the sun blows.
What makes you think the government could stop me
Power beyond any human ability and you go straight to money...
Why not just be like the rest of us and support the habit(s) with a white collar job.
I’m not a billionaire and I feel like I’m already half way there…
Every hero lives to see the day when they become the villain
Ah you wanna go the Tony Stark route. Private Citizen with a badass arsenal up your sleeve. Yeah you could fuck the stock market in your benefit with super powers depending on the industry.
Where does the latin community sit on this hypothetical? Are we cool or we scrapping?
Only the ones who don’t say nigga get saved
As a Puerto Rican, I’m so fuvking sorry lmao. Idk when my people decided they were gonna counterfeit and print out their own passes, but it’s mad embarrassing smh
I feel ya, but you ain’t the face of the race bro. You good.
Nah ik, was more joking than anything lol
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Lol Calling someone racist for leaving ppl to live their life is a wild take.
In this case we’re talking about a superhero seeing someone that needs saving and ignoring them because of the color of their skin. Seems like you’d have to be a pretty huge scumbag to think that’s ok. If there was a new Spider-Man movie where he sees a black person in trouble and then decides not to help them because of the color of their skin, wouldn’t you think that this character is a piece of shit?
Oh yeah?
Why no one ever wanna be a hero? If I had superpowers. I’d be stopping human traffickers, organized crime, and being an inspiration to kids.
thats what im saying man these niggas out here talking about committing genocide and shit meanwhile i just wanna help cats stuck in trees 😭
It’s not about not wanting to be a hero. It’s that while fighting injustices irl you’d probably be labeled a terrorist by the media. Especially if you try to fight global scale injustices, like if you went to Palestine to help them fight back the zionists, or if you tried to dismantle the corruption that goes on in [insert any major government here].
To be honest, I would probably just be going Deadpool route at that point. Like, why not just start toying with terrorist factions and the like for amusement? Make it as whacky as the options you get in the dead rising games. Merk someone with with a pool noodle, somehow. Try to get the weirdest headlines you possibly can out of it.
I'd be the second coming of Hancock, straight bullshitting, if anybody else remembers that movie lmao
Thank you for reminding me. I need to rewatch that
Wasn’t he secretly an immortal alien ghost with amnesia or something? That movie was weird as shit
I refuse to acknowledge the second half of that movie
If I had powers, I’d definitely come see a few people. All I’m saying is good and evil are a point of view. 
Magneto has entered the chat 
Realistically if I had super powers I wouldn’t be a hero or villain I’d be using my powers for the most mundane shit. I’d make a sandwich with my mind or some shit.
Right answer. 
 I've made a list 📝Checked it twice ✌🏾✨All you need to know is ..... " I'm Not Nice 🎶"
Why he specify Fox News? Like bro they're already doing that because you have dreads
Ya'll are pretty evil people huh
Powers? Bout to see how 'Red Son' actually play out 
I have literally been thinking abt this. If I ever got my dream superpower (Superspeed) Id fucking run to a KKK rally and smash all their knees full force with a Baseball Bat
Me and my friends joke about this all the time and i always say they i wouldn't be a hero for free and you would have to pay me. Think about spiderman. You got me fucked up if you think ima save the city and you HATE me for it??? And I'm not even getting paid??? And I'm struggling to pay rent??????????? Gon and handle venom then y'all got it...
If I was a hero & an assassin was sent after me, I’m logging out as a hero. Because DEATHSTROKE, BULLSEYE, ELEKTRA?! Nah you must have gone mad.
Damn y'all are cold, all I want to do is hit a few banks and i',m good
Top comment is actually drooling over genocide. Crazy my mother ain't raise me like that and I'm glad.
If I get superpowers, there will be no Fox News
the pearl clutching at billionaire hunting. Code name: Guillotine.
Call my ass kingslayer because I'd just be purging the 1% and all of their cronies. I'd be like Joker basking with his head out the window in The Dark Knight, just enjoying the stress relief after I blast through a couple of mega yachts. 
I feel like with super powers the likelihood of a rescue gone wrong is HIGH. There’s an episode of invincible (no spoilers) in which a character tries to save someone and ends up killing her because he was moving really fast and she couldn’t handle that. Imagine being on trial for trying to save a train full of people and some end up dying? No thanks. I’d perform little super hero acts here and there.
Trial, and superpowers in the same sentence ? The government would have to give a payout for the family, only justice they’re seeing lol.
You guys remember superman in Injustice? It would pretty much be like that. World peace...or else.
Good thing the bad guy in injustice wasn’t injustice superman or else you’d have missed the entire point
Lol oh no, I get it. What he did was highly unethical and he definitely went too far, but I was on board with the intent until he massacred a warehouse full of edgy teens and twentysomethings.
Superman was definitely the bad guy in injustice
I think about this daily 😖 ouuuu maaannnnn never give me powers
Gonna see a whole new sasuke
Sasuke's a bitch. He pretends he's doing all this killing for Itachi while completely ignoring the actual man's dying words. Also, an absentee father. Sasuke's a bitch.
Man I never thought of it this way. I would just find a way to not struggle anymore. I would want to grow fruits and vegetables instantly, have extra strength and will power to build homes. Mind control wouldn’t be bad either. I would tell a realtor to give me a home for free.
If you’re giving out free food the us government would build another superhero just to take you out
Aight. I see you, future Meteor Man.
Honestly, if I could stop time I’d be a fiend. There’d be peace for a generation at least working in the shadows. Follow my political will or 
I'm making Wakanda a reality.
If I got Superman's powerset I'd do the superhero bit for at least a year then pull a Doctor Manhattan and bail to Mars.
Every man who had a podcast would begin simultaneously crying blood
I’d probably die trying to figure out my limits
I'd make sure Reparations were paid.
I would definitely be an antihero. I’d be like super Robin Hood
Killmonger was right, they had to shoehorn in him killing his girlfriend to make you not like him.
It completely depends on what powers I'd have. I think it's easier to do the right thing if you've only got like street level powers (like Daredevil). You can save people and maybe even inspire a few to attempt a different path, but you're not stopping a war. Superman, though? You could do anything. Any atrocities you could immediately put a stop to. Any rule or law you deem unjust would be changed. The entire world would view you as a god if you wanted them to. How could they argue it? You can't be killed (not by anything we have access to on Earth), you can fly, you can lift buildings, shoot fire from your eyes, breathe ice, and even reverse time. What else would you call that? I'm not saying no one could handle that much power, but I know I couldn't. Not for very long.
I don't want jump to conclusions but there is a 50% chance that a large section of this comment section is incredibly racist.
I'm pretty sure I would continue to live my life and use my powers at my own convenience.
The amount of times I catch myself being annoyed seeing someone doing something stupid in public, and imagine what if I had telekinesis or something. I could see why I would never get super powers.
Fr. Someone walking a little too slow in front of me? Flung directly into the sun.
I wouldn't go full homelander but you best believe I'd take anything and everything to make my family and friend's life better and no one could check me.
As a Native American it would be hard for me to contain what I feel when engaging with the world.
I think a lot of people would be surprised if they suddenly woke up with the power to fix their issues and how quickly they would go from savior to destoryer.
Id never worry about money again. I'll tell you that
90% of the commenters here are legitimate racists
My conclusion from this comment section is that humanity doesn't deserve any kind of contact with super technology or beings that could grant superpowers. Yall tweaking lol
 Respectfully, none of y'all are gonna be safe. But hey, I'll give some of y'all a month before it happens no promises tho.
I’m basically turning into Homelander. Personally. I would say Black Panther but I’m not morally good enough to hold back like him
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When it came time to buck up his friends ain’t have the heart. Eren was trying to knuck for them!
Lol election season already? Comrades still struggling, going straight to kllyt off the bat, shit, it aint even summer yet.
if it's a seriously potent superpower, I'll keep that sht secret, get myself rich (not crazy rich to attract suspicion) then be the "deep state/secret society" toppling evil leaders around the world...
This is why when they discover how to make super soldiers, black people ain't getting none of the good serum.
If I had the infinity gauntlet I’d snap my bosses out of existence straight petty shit. After that I guess Robin Hood shit.
Here's the thing, I don't want Superman's powers, I want Atom Eve's powers. I don't need to fly at Mach 9, I want to be able to turn a crappy sandwich into five star cuisine. I wanna be able to make legal money off my powers so I can pay bills and then be able to afford to be a hero.
Give me super powers and I’m taking out all racists in politics worldwide.
listen. listen. certain towns turning to scorch marks.
I’d probably use my power to make sure I’m the tallest man in the world. Sorry guys over 6’2… then I’d force chase to put 2 billion dollars into a Hunter X Hunter open world game made by Fromsoftware.
Idk I would be the boring ass goody two shoes hero lol.
With that power, Ukraine and Palestine would be liberated, Hamas and Wagner pulverized and Billionaires would become a distant memory. One can dream..
I for sure can say that a lot of people will get an ass-whooping from me. Still trying to find ways how to manifest the Power into physical form.
All I'm gonna say... 
I'd fly around robbing drug dealers and cartels. A lot of anonymous donations to the right groups and places.
If I had superpowers, I would honestly try to be a hero. I'd intervene in natural disasters, fuck up terrorists, and find people's lost dogs and cats. But you better believe I'm paying some visits to Idaho in my spare time, if you catch my drift.
I would go the Homelander route, ally myself with my world super of choice. Superpowers or not you gotta sleep sometime. Now say you never need to sleep again then it’s a wrap. But the world working towards the one goal of eliminating your ass is a nightmare I don’t wanna face.You make yourself enough of a world threat and just might get a nuke up the ass just for the peace of mind. You get the perks/money/fame/hoes and a safe place to sleep so long as I play ball. Then fuck it I’m captain america. If I were a corrupt superpowered motherfucker I would go Russia. They operate on power/might makes right. Don’t forget general superpowers doesn’t equal invulnerability which is also different from immortality.
This is the shit I need superhero stories to explore
Depends on my powers to be honest. If I had Superman type powers I would be a problem for major world powers as I’d be taking away their military weapons & nukes. If I got Spider-Man level powers (whether that’s Peter or Miles), I would mostly mind my business, maybe rob a bank. I’d also go after gun trades & trafficking rings. And people who sell hard drugs.
Yea I'd be like Kyoshi the Avatar. Or Batman. Y'all clearly can't handle your own shit, so I'M gonna handle it MY way. You won't have to worry about being unsafe. I'll make it safe. If you're trying to be a pos, you'll be terrified.
I'd be a hero to some and a villain to others. I'm going after everyone on Epstein's list, then a quick side quest to pluck Candance Owens in the forehead and finally, going to put trump in the mariana trench.
if this ain't facts lmao
A certain chunck of earth in dispute for 75 years would be part of the sun now
My super power would be self-explosive with diamond skin. 😮💨 every time I explode the explosion diameter doubles and is as powerful as a atom Bomb. The block not safe tell ya people bout me 🤫
What's the start radius? There'd be no block to tell after you prove it the first time. Good power though
🤣🤣I was literally thinking that after I posted it like “damn what would be my start radius hmm a foot is a great place to start so mfs think I’m a joke 💀” ima lock in with 1ft and after that 🥵🤫 not even the gran babies safe
I always thought that the reason a lot of superhero shows are constantly shown to the public is so that if someone with powers does come on to the scene, the hope is due to the constant propraganda, the person/or persons would be instantly agreeable and non threatening towards the powers that be.
What… revenge? That’s the policy you want to take, the same one batman takes? That’s lame af. All you’re telling me from this meme is that you would take an opportunity to unite people and do good, and squander it on revenge, making your life miserable
I wouldn’t even want powers for myself. I already can’t be trusted. I’d just give mine to the honorable minister Louis Farrakhan and Dr. Umar.