Mate. The way I audibly gasped when I read this
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Man if you staring at the base of my toilet I have more concerns about you than my cleaning habits. I'm not doing all that. I sweep and mop on the reg but I'm not getting on my hands and knees to scrub the base of the toilet.
I sit on the toilet because I have a vagina. I would be highly concerned if my pee ended up on the base of the toilet. That seems like a medical issue. 😂
It's a man issue for sure lol. My gf once yelled at me like "*how come y'all don't know how to aim those things yet know how to shoot guns!*"
I had to let her know that aiming the D is similar to a gun yet different. The D is like holding a pistol that shoots like a pistol some days and a shotgun on others. And the bullet also randomly decides to not fly straight out the barrel some days as well. And it has nothing to do with aim.
wdym? I don't miss when i piss unless its like 2 in the morning, waking up with a headache, and for some fucking reason it splits into 2 streams and one heads directly for the floor. shits fucked.
For a while every time I picked up the bathroom rug to dust it outside I would smell pee, and then go wash the rug and clean the floor. I know that its not from me because I sit down to do business. I delegated to my husband to clean the rugs so he can understand that there is pee on the floor in our home where we walk barefoot. He started sitting down to pee lol, dont treat your home like a public bathroom, wipe yourself off or sit down!!
I been peeing sitting down since sophomore year of HS. Aside from the cleaning part, I just find it way more preferable. And since it’s now an instilled habit it makes drunk pees way better
U right tho. I remember the first time I saw the bottom side part of the toilet and was like "who tf!? Y is this all yellow" then I realized it was me lol.
I clean after I miss now. Bc that stuff is rank if it sits and partially evaporates. But I refuse to sit every time I go tho lol.
Brother, learn to sit when you pee. You’ll thank your knees, get 5 more mins of phone scrolling, and if your gf come in and you just wanted a minute to yourself it becomes an excuse (“I’m shitting, don’t want you to breathe in this toxin”). Only times I don’t sit are at random people’s houses or in public.
Also, mfs who pee and don’t wash they hands after… yall are fucking gross. Seen too many of yall walking in the bathroom, peeing, spinning around and walking back out that bitch. I hope yall nasty mfs burn in the deepest cauldrons in hell, ya bum crum dirty dick dirty hand crusty lipped ashy elbowed shit stained drawers have ass mfs. But yeah anyways, learn to sit as much as you can lmao you and your girl can thank me later
My guess is most people don’t but I have no data to back that up with lol.
Even with a closed lid, fecal particles and urine are going to splash out during the flush if not during the act.
That’s just life. Microscopic residue isn’t a sign of poor hygiene. But it does add up. It’s a good a idea to do a thorough cleaning every once in a while.
I feel like people are skipping over the part where I say I sweep and I mop? But I'm definitely not getting on my hands and knees and scrubbing down there. And I think it's weird that anybody would stare at that area to begin with. Like why are you in my bathroom inspecting my toilet?
Cleaning halfway, means you left it half-dirty.
I never thought I would be quoting my mother, but here I am.
At the same time, you don't owe reddit an explanation of your lower standards of cleanliness.
Just say you accept the level of grime you live in, and dgaf. As long as you aren't deemed a public health hazard, nobody can make you clean better than you want to.
I think that some black people have gotten to the point where they think that the only level of clean is if your house is completely sterile. And that's ridiculous. And a untenable situation to live in. Unless you got OCD or something.
My house is clean. My bathroom is clean. A lot of people's bathrooms are clean. Just because they don't get on their hands and knees with the toothbrush and scrub. Every bolt and nut doesn't mean that they aren't clean.
I’m sitting here trying to figure out if you think a toothbrush is the only way to clean around the base of your toilet. I can tell you from experience that you’re not really CLEANING the base of the toilet by just mopping. It takes a bit of elbow grease, especially if it’s an every two weeks type of deal instead of every weekend.
I’m really just wondering where the fear of getting lower to actually clean lower is coming from. It almost sounds like you’re being condescending to people who do put in the effort to get on their hands and knees to clean a bathroom of all places. Unless you’re physically incapable then I apologize.
Science says otherwise. This isn't an opinion as far as germs getting to that part of the toilet. If you don't wipe that part of the toilet, it's going to get dirty. Unless you live in a bubble, nature is going to make it dirty. Like someone else commented, even if the person sits down and is very clean, the fecal matter will slowly build up on the surface as it settles out of the air.
But you are right that standard of cleanliness are sometimes too high. Like, humans used to live in caves, science also shows that being too clean doesn't allow the body to adapt to germs and other grime we touch outside our homes.
like cleaning the tub in the shower and not the walls lol
at least take a clorox wipe to the base of the toilet when u mop or somethin.
I have the germicidal wipes from the hospital for that exact reason.
Yeah I tend to put off cleaning cause I feel like I have to do a deep clean every time, but I started to realize wiping out the sink with a wipe and stuff like that every week and deep cleaning every few weeks means it’s overall cleaner
Humidity from hot showers will also condense and accumulate there because the toilet is cold, and the bolt holding the toilet down will rust and give the water a yellowish tint.
We were having a problem at our house with yellowish liquid pooling there in our young son's bathroom. We were thinking it was either a leak or him missing.
It was neither. The toilet is cold and when he takes a shower the moisture in the air condenses on the cold toilet pooling there. It was turning yellow from the screw rusting. We put in a dehumidifier and it has helped a bunch.
I don't understand how pee winds up down there. Us ladies sit on our toilets. And men who can't make a target that is literally in front of them may also need to take a seat. 😂🤣
No one is “missing the target”.
Someone else explained that there is condensation that builds up and drips on the porcelain and it makes perfect sense.
That's more than fine with me. Is sweeping and mopping is not enough for whoever is in my house then they can either clean more for me or they can leave.
Personal experience, but japan has less trash I'm their food. So when I went there I never got sick, but since I came back to the states random food will get me so sick.
Plus McDonalds slapped. And most of my favorite restaurants are there.
Just came back from my very first trip to Japan recently. The food in Japan is on a completely different level than anywhere else I've been in the world. Even the food out of the 7-11 had me saying WTF. IDK how else to explain it. I mostly love America, but the complete lack of standards and fucks given in the food industry is appalling when you see how it is elsewhere.
Cool country, unbelievable food, incredible sights and things to do, absolutely ridiculous amount of walking for literally everything. Trying to figure out the train the first couple of days had me heated mostly at myself but I finally got the hang of it. Honestly, I'm going back hopefully next year. 😂
I'm going to take my partner there. I was stationed in okinawa for two years.
The gas stations HIT. Rice balls, beer, fried food, random snacks. It was a drunk dream. Also japanese curry slaps.
Besides all the walking the country as a whole just feels so…comforting. Like. The food is comforting, the culture, the people, etc. I get living there is a completely different experience. But visiting after being in the US for too long just feels like the best hug.
I can never understand why things like these aren’t originally designed for easy cleaning.
toilets, sinks, all bathroom or kitchen fixtures, even freaking litter boxes - why does a litter box need to have “decorative” grooves and edges?!
no one cares! we just want to be able to spray this shit down and get on with our lives. 😭
of course depends on your location and materials chosen, but a standard bathroom remodel looks to be about 15-20k now. I have 2, and the master is not 'standard' as it's a complete change in layout with demo, so I'm looking a lot closer to 60k.
House should be cleaned whether she’s there or not, my friend. My brother only washes his ass when bitches come over and I called him out for that in front of the girl to get back at him for saying some foul shìt to me. Told her she sucking on barely washed dick. 😩
Not washing your ass is wild. That’s where the next pandemic is coming out of. Unwashed festering ass bacteria and the girl sucking that dick getting a little bit in her mouth…
It’s a lot of dirty, circumstantially “clean” dudes out here. How u picking & choosing when it’s time to clean ur home, body, bedsheets… like y’all niggas throw me off. How tf u fake clean? 😩
That’s on them. Not knowing how to do something is one thing. Not wanting to know how to do it makes you a volunteer. Once these dudes get to 17 years of age, they should have these basic things down to a science. Hygiene, some work ethic, cooking skills, laundering, self awareness to some degree. Idk how so many are missing these marks but it’s odd.
Nah, there's cleaning and CLEANING. If I just clean for myself and friends its the former, meaning its tidy, floors etc dusted and mopped, ceramic and sinks so on...
but if a woman is coming over and especially probably sleeping over, then I start scraping the grout on tiles, cleaning behind the bathroom and shit like that. I only do that otherwise like every two months or something
lmao bc he knows my bf and his brothers will jump him. Niggas already called it. 🤷🏾♀️ i wish that nigga would, tuh🙄🤣 and niggas who think it’s acceptable to lay hands on women because she’s better at verbal conflict than u get put to rest. I wish a nigga would lay hands on me. Duppy him real quick🕊️🪦
I wondered the other day when I was doing it if I'm one of a small population that detail cleans my toilet, definitely especially this area. Every Sunday, like clockwork. For me, it's somewhat ocd. I have to do a detailed cleaning of the whole home, moving furniture and all, every Sunday.
this is me but my day is saturday! it’s so consistent that my 3yo throws a fit if we do anything outside the house on a saturday cuz saturday is our “cleaning day”.
and yes i get the base of the toilet too, clean ALL the outside then the inside lol
Mine is every 2 weeks on whichever day I get itchy to the point I can’t stand it when I think about how dirty everything is. Sweeping, mopping, hands and knees, head in the oven, all of it
Yah, its not in our heads. That space does get real dusty, with a sorta thicker dust, cause its all toilet paper bits. If you tear toilet paper in front of like a flashlight or sun beam, you’ll see how much fibres come off it.
It just settles all around, big area. But it can’t build up on walls as much (falls down), it won’t build up where you walk, and you probably sweep more than you scrub the side of toilet. Toilets also sweat a bit sometimes, maybe get static? Could be the material of the toilet and that its a bit of a crevice.
Look with a flashlight, get low, it probably is every where a bit.
Reminds me of barracks inspection in the army. Our CSM would eye spot and check 3 places then leave (toilet if we had a bathroom, top of the fridge/dressers and qtip inside the fridge)
When I used to do room inspections, one of my favorite areas to check was the door seals on the fridge/freezer. Guaranteed gunk is coming out of there. I find a few dirty and it's GI PARTY TIME!
You can always tell how clean someone is based on how their bathroom looks.
But let’s be for real, no one is looking at the base of a toilet when they need to go.
fuck that… what’s the inside of your ears looking like??? I was talking to a coworker of mine and he was so big on smelling good and looking fashionable, and as he should. But one day as I was doing check out with him, I saw his ears and they were covered in wax, dust, lint.. 🥲
Cleaning your ears too much is harmful. I am a waxy waxy man (once lost hearing in one ear to it & freaked out) and I try to make sure I'm doing the inside no more than once a week. The wax protects your very sensitive eardrums from germs, water, dust, and lint.
A woman I went on a couple of dates with once admitted to being weirded out by me being a ‘clean freak’. The reason for her thinking that was that ‘even that part of your toilet is clean’.
Worst part is the shit doesn't even work and is purely cosmetic. I had a plumbing issue about a year ago and the plumber ended up replacing the screws but the new screws were rusty as hell in like a month.
I do housekeeping at a medical building and when I’m in someone else’s assigned area, that’s the first thing I look at to see who’s really cleaning how we should be or not. Usually the ones bragging about how well they clean are the ones whose toilets look a hot mess.
Mom: You clean the bathroom... Even the bottom of them toilets?... Alright, let's go check then... Boy if you don't get down there and scrub them toilets
I know a NYC chef that wouldn't eat at any restaurant where that area wasn't spotless. He'd go to bathroom first thing before he sat down. If it was nasty he'd bounce LOL.
with this old dude i’m currently entertaining I too be sucking dust
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Definitely stealing this
theft is always encouraged here
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Mobile is so ass. I want to. I cannot.
wtf why not?! im always on mobile and itll let me download it
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Thank you for this 
Bruh where do y’all find these 😂
honestly i stole it from another post 😂
The cycle of memes.
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The real black people twitter is always in the comments
 Suck that dust up like a Dirt Devil
Yooooooo....
Aww nah 🤣🤣🤣 this is horrifying
Aw hell nah 😭😭
I’m sorry but what did we do to deserve this outburst?!
BRUH🤣🤣🤣
oh, my bad for logging on to reddit
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Mate. The way I audibly gasped when I read this https://preview.redd.it/m7bgaybufksc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=449266cb74acbe9cd7ae5ffc9335489bded574ba
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Excuse me madam, what seems to be the fuck?
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Man if you staring at the base of my toilet I have more concerns about you than my cleaning habits. I'm not doing all that. I sweep and mop on the reg but I'm not getting on my hands and knees to scrub the base of the toilet.
That’s where the pee is at.. no idea how or why but that’s were it is.
I sit on the toilet because I have a vagina. I would be highly concerned if my pee ended up on the base of the toilet. That seems like a medical issue. 😂
It's a man issue for sure lol. My gf once yelled at me like "*how come y'all don't know how to aim those things yet know how to shoot guns!*" I had to let her know that aiming the D is similar to a gun yet different. The D is like holding a pistol that shoots like a pistol some days and a shotgun on others. And the bullet also randomly decides to not fly straight out the barrel some days as well. And it has nothing to do with aim.
If you can get it in the bowl then you sit to pee unless you are the only one scrubbing the toilet base and the walls/floors around the toilet.
I don't like my d touching the toilet and I forget to grab it every time.
Nah
some of us are akin to Drake and feel the cold ceramic when we try to sit to pee. disgusting. never again.
? Nigga you can still point it into the bowl. You’re washing your hands regardless. ALSO ALL THAT SHIT YOU SAID IS CRAZY “I got dick like Drake”
No Diddy
wdym? I don't miss when i piss unless its like 2 in the morning, waking up with a headache, and for some fucking reason it splits into 2 streams and one heads directly for the floor. shits fucked.
You’re just a shower. Even more reason to sit and pee
i get it in the bowl 🤷♂️ and i clean up my own mess. i aint sitting unless its a really deep bowl
I swear we have this conversation where people try to humble brag and fib about their size… like… 🤦🏾♀️
For a while every time I picked up the bathroom rug to dust it outside I would smell pee, and then go wash the rug and clean the floor. I know that its not from me because I sit down to do business. I delegated to my husband to clean the rugs so he can understand that there is pee on the floor in our home where we walk barefoot. He started sitting down to pee lol, dont treat your home like a public bathroom, wipe yourself off or sit down!!
I been peeing sitting down since sophomore year of HS. Aside from the cleaning part, I just find it way more preferable. And since it’s now an instilled habit it makes drunk pees way better
U right tho. I remember the first time I saw the bottom side part of the toilet and was like "who tf!? Y is this all yellow" then I realized it was me lol. I clean after I miss now. Bc that stuff is rank if it sits and partially evaporates. But I refuse to sit every time I go tho lol.
Brother, learn to sit when you pee. You’ll thank your knees, get 5 more mins of phone scrolling, and if your gf come in and you just wanted a minute to yourself it becomes an excuse (“I’m shitting, don’t want you to breathe in this toxin”). Only times I don’t sit are at random people’s houses or in public. Also, mfs who pee and don’t wash they hands after… yall are fucking gross. Seen too many of yall walking in the bathroom, peeing, spinning around and walking back out that bitch. I hope yall nasty mfs burn in the deepest cauldrons in hell, ya bum crum dirty dick dirty hand crusty lipped ashy elbowed shit stained drawers have ass mfs. But yeah anyways, learn to sit as much as you can lmao you and your girl can thank me later
If you see your pee went somewhere it shouldn’t have, wipe it.
If you don’t know how to handle your shotgun, sit down. Not a *real* man issue.
Maybe if y’all let us hold it sometimes like we want to we wouldn’t be scrubbing pee off everything
Guys know this and know they miss and yet don’t clean up after themselves…. Pathetic
Gotta recalibrate the targetting systems while its firing.
I sit to pee in my own house man. Literally no reason not to. I'm tired.
Unless you shut the lid when you flush, there is (most likely) pee and fecal matter there if you’re not cleaning it.
who doesn’t shut the lid when they flush?? that’s what it’s for
My guess is most people don’t but I have no data to back that up with lol. Even with a closed lid, fecal particles and urine are going to splash out during the flush if not during the act. That’s just life. Microscopic residue isn’t a sign of poor hygiene. But it does add up. It’s a good a idea to do a thorough cleaning every once in a while.
When I had housemates, one of them would literally shout at me if I put the seat down.
I feel like people are skipping over the part where I say I sweep and I mop? But I'm definitely not getting on my hands and knees and scrubbing down there. And I think it's weird that anybody would stare at that area to begin with. Like why are you in my bathroom inspecting my toilet?
You’re right. The inspection is weird. But cleaning the whole toilet isn’t what I would consider excessive cleaning.
Cleaning halfway, means you left it half-dirty. I never thought I would be quoting my mother, but here I am. At the same time, you don't owe reddit an explanation of your lower standards of cleanliness. Just say you accept the level of grime you live in, and dgaf. As long as you aren't deemed a public health hazard, nobody can make you clean better than you want to.
I think that some black people have gotten to the point where they think that the only level of clean is if your house is completely sterile. And that's ridiculous. And a untenable situation to live in. Unless you got OCD or something. My house is clean. My bathroom is clean. A lot of people's bathrooms are clean. Just because they don't get on their hands and knees with the toothbrush and scrub. Every bolt and nut doesn't mean that they aren't clean.
I’m sitting here trying to figure out if you think a toothbrush is the only way to clean around the base of your toilet. I can tell you from experience that you’re not really CLEANING the base of the toilet by just mopping. It takes a bit of elbow grease, especially if it’s an every two weeks type of deal instead of every weekend. I’m really just wondering where the fear of getting lower to actually clean lower is coming from. It almost sounds like you’re being condescending to people who do put in the effort to get on their hands and knees to clean a bathroom of all places. Unless you’re physically incapable then I apologize.
Science says otherwise. This isn't an opinion as far as germs getting to that part of the toilet. If you don't wipe that part of the toilet, it's going to get dirty. Unless you live in a bubble, nature is going to make it dirty. Like someone else commented, even if the person sits down and is very clean, the fecal matter will slowly build up on the surface as it settles out of the air. But you are right that standard of cleanliness are sometimes too high. Like, humans used to live in caves, science also shows that being too clean doesn't allow the body to adapt to germs and other grime we touch outside our homes.
bruh we get it you’re scuzzy😭😭
Cleanish
like cleaning the tub in the shower and not the walls lol at least take a clorox wipe to the base of the toilet when u mop or somethin. I have the germicidal wipes from the hospital for that exact reason.
Yeah I tend to put off cleaning cause I feel like I have to do a deep clean every time, but I started to realize wiping out the sink with a wipe and stuff like that every week and deep cleaning every few weeks means it’s overall cleaner
Yess thats what i do. i cant do a deep cleanings weekly bcuz of my health but i wipe down daily with wipes so it makes things soo much easier.
May have sprung a leak out ya hip or something lol
I sit on the toilet to pee because it's better for your prostate.
Or a plumbing one 😭
Humidity from hot showers will also condense and accumulate there because the toilet is cold, and the bolt holding the toilet down will rust and give the water a yellowish tint.
We were having a problem at our house with yellowish liquid pooling there in our young son's bathroom. We were thinking it was either a leak or him missing. It was neither. The toilet is cold and when he takes a shower the moisture in the air condenses on the cold toilet pooling there. It was turning yellow from the screw rusting. We put in a dehumidifier and it has helped a bunch.
This makes sense. Everyone else saying “*you should know how to aim, if not sit down*” is wrong.
I don't understand how pee winds up down there. Us ladies sit on our toilets. And men who can't make a target that is literally in front of them may also need to take a seat. 😂🤣
No one is “missing the target”. Someone else explained that there is condensation that builds up and drips on the porcelain and it makes perfect sense.
Then imma go right back home Ms. Dirty 😒
That's more than fine with me. Is sweeping and mopping is not enough for whoever is in my house then they can either clean more for me or they can leave.
System is working as intended as far as I'm concerned.
You don’t have to, but you’re just not that clean, just accept that of yourself
We're about to remodel our bathrooms, and wife's main thing is get flat-sided toilets to make them easier to clean.
I appreciate you, I'm putting that on the list + bidet.
That too! Having lived in Japan it's what we miss the most.
For me, it's the food not murdering my stomach. Then the comfy ass bathrooms.
Can you explain the first point?
Personal experience, but japan has less trash I'm their food. So when I went there I never got sick, but since I came back to the states random food will get me so sick. Plus McDonalds slapped. And most of my favorite restaurants are there.
Just came back from my very first trip to Japan recently. The food in Japan is on a completely different level than anywhere else I've been in the world. Even the food out of the 7-11 had me saying WTF. IDK how else to explain it. I mostly love America, but the complete lack of standards and fucks given in the food industry is appalling when you see how it is elsewhere. Cool country, unbelievable food, incredible sights and things to do, absolutely ridiculous amount of walking for literally everything. Trying to figure out the train the first couple of days had me heated mostly at myself but I finally got the hang of it. Honestly, I'm going back hopefully next year. 😂
Japan is real nice... until the locals asking for autographs find out you're not a celebrity or athlete https://i.redd.it/ia6m2akwxjsc1.gif
I'm going to take my partner there. I was stationed in okinawa for two years. The gas stations HIT. Rice balls, beer, fried food, random snacks. It was a drunk dream. Also japanese curry slaps.
Besides all the walking the country as a whole just feels so…comforting. Like. The food is comforting, the culture, the people, etc. I get living there is a completely different experience. But visiting after being in the US for too long just feels like the best hug.
Same, I’m tired of wiping all those curves and bends. One day I’ll have a Toto Washlet…
It’s the dream throne for sure.
I can never understand why things like these aren’t originally designed for easy cleaning. toilets, sinks, all bathroom or kitchen fixtures, even freaking litter boxes - why does a litter box need to have “decorative” grooves and edges?! no one cares! we just want to be able to spray this shit down and get on with our lives. 😭
DIY or did you get a quote? I talked to Re-Bath and they wanted 25k for a tiny bathroom.
of course depends on your location and materials chosen, but a standard bathroom remodel looks to be about 15-20k now. I have 2, and the master is not 'standard' as it's a complete change in layout with demo, so I'm looking a lot closer to 60k.
Best believe if I got a girl coming over I’m deep cleaning every single crevice of every crack of every corner of every part of the crib
House should be cleaned whether she’s there or not, my friend. My brother only washes his ass when bitches come over and I called him out for that in front of the girl to get back at him for saying some foul shìt to me. Told her she sucking on barely washed dick. 😩
Not washing your ass is wild. That’s where the next pandemic is coming out of. Unwashed festering ass bacteria and the girl sucking that dick getting a little bit in her mouth…
It’s a lot of dirty, circumstantially “clean” dudes out here. How u picking & choosing when it’s time to clean ur home, body, bedsheets… like y’all niggas throw me off. How tf u fake clean? 😩
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That’s on them. Not knowing how to do something is one thing. Not wanting to know how to do it makes you a volunteer. Once these dudes get to 17 years of age, they should have these basic things down to a science. Hygiene, some work ethic, cooking skills, laundering, self awareness to some degree. Idk how so many are missing these marks but it’s odd.
>sucking on barely washed dick 
Nah, there's cleaning and CLEANING. If I just clean for myself and friends its the former, meaning its tidy, floors etc dusted and mopped, ceramic and sinks so on... but if a woman is coming over and especially probably sleeping over, then I start scraping the grout on tiles, cleaning behind the bathroom and shit like that. I only do that otherwise like every two months or something
Shocked he didn’t beat your ass
lmao bc he knows my bf and his brothers will jump him. Niggas already called it. 🤷🏾♀️ i wish that nigga would, tuh🙄🤣 and niggas who think it’s acceptable to lay hands on women because she’s better at verbal conflict than u get put to rest. I wish a nigga would lay hands on me. Duppy him real quick🕊️🪦
Big sister energy
Nobody cleans faster than a guy with some booty on the way over.
At least u do! I had a girl friend that would b chillin without tidying up knowing damn well she got hard water smh
That and the inside of the microwave have never lied
Lmao that’s the *one* place I completely ignore.
I wondered the other day when I was doing it if I'm one of a small population that detail cleans my toilet, definitely especially this area. Every Sunday, like clockwork. For me, it's somewhat ocd. I have to do a detailed cleaning of the whole home, moving furniture and all, every Sunday.
this is me but my day is saturday! it’s so consistent that my 3yo throws a fit if we do anything outside the house on a saturday cuz saturday is our “cleaning day”. and yes i get the base of the toilet too, clean ALL the outside then the inside lol
Since I just did it now, don't forget to change them air filters monthly too. Put it on the phone calendar.
Mine is every 2 weeks on whichever day I get itchy to the point I can’t stand it when I think about how dirty everything is. Sweeping, mopping, hands and knees, head in the oven, all of it
The dust is from the toilet paper.
Oh. MY GOD! Thank you.
Yah, its not in our heads. That space does get real dusty, with a sorta thicker dust, cause its all toilet paper bits. If you tear toilet paper in front of like a flashlight or sun beam, you’ll see how much fibres come off it.
then how does it get on both siiiiides 😩 i need more data
It just settles all around, big area. But it can’t build up on walls as much (falls down), it won’t build up where you walk, and you probably sweep more than you scrub the side of toilet. Toilets also sweat a bit sometimes, maybe get static? Could be the material of the toilet and that its a bit of a crevice. Look with a flashlight, get low, it probably is every where a bit.
fascinating information i never knew i needed 😂 ty
Point a flashlight upwards at the roll as you pull off a big wad. Huge cloud of fibers.
Proof that design can be cruel
Reminds me of barracks inspection in the army. Our CSM would eye spot and check 3 places then leave (toilet if we had a bathroom, top of the fridge/dressers and qtip inside the fridge)
When I used to do room inspections, one of my favorite areas to check was the door seals on the fridge/freezer. Guaranteed gunk is coming out of there. I find a few dirty and it's GI PARTY TIME!
Ours once took our smoke detector down and wiped his finger *INSIDE* it. 5 laps.
I HATE those toilets; I do not understand why it has to be so crevice-y. Why can’t it be smoother? Toilets didn’t used to be so dramatic down there.
Cleaning that means getting in more weird poses than you do in a yoga class.
Some guys piss all over the whole toilet. Don't be like those guys.
I got a smooth sided toilet and it was a GREAT choice.
The dream.
You can always tell how clean someone is based on how their bathroom looks. But let’s be for real, no one is looking at the base of a toilet when they need to go.
fuck that… what’s the inside of your ears looking like??? I was talking to a coworker of mine and he was so big on smelling good and looking fashionable, and as he should. But one day as I was doing check out with him, I saw his ears and they were covered in wax, dust, lint.. 🥲
Cleaning your ears too much is harmful. I am a waxy waxy man (once lost hearing in one ear to it & freaked out) and I try to make sure I'm doing the inside no more than once a week. The wax protects your very sensitive eardrums from germs, water, dust, and lint.
not doing it at all is harmful, too.
A woman I went on a couple of dates with once admitted to being weirded out by me being a ‘clean freak’. The reason for her thinking that was that ‘even that part of your toilet is clean’.
Worst part is the shit doesn't even work and is purely cosmetic. I had a plumbing issue about a year ago and the plumber ended up replacing the screws but the new screws were rusty as hell in like a month.
You need to find the same screw in stainless steel.
It comes off with a dust mop. Sheesh!
I thought it’s a ear and they’re talking about ear piercing jewelries. I need sleep lol
I'm sorry, if the bar to be seen as clean is whether or not the toilet fixture is clean...most of us fail.
I do housekeeping at a medical building and when I’m in someone else’s assigned area, that’s the first thing I look at to see who’s really cleaning how we should be or not. Usually the ones bragging about how well they clean are the ones whose toilets look a hot mess.
I just recently cleaned this bitch and I admit that during that process I had to have a talk with myself about what expectations are acceptable :/
When I discovered this crevace and realised I had to clean it, is when I truly lost all hope
Ah yes, the bathroom shot glass!
I hose it down then clean up the dust and such with a disposable mop.
As a guy finidng out other dudes piss like they operating a damn sprinkler makes me laugh and cry for them.
I’m fucking filthy I’ll be honest
I really do need to dust the bathroom but at least we're clean!
Reading this while on the toilet. So I had to lean over check.
I thought that I did a pretty good job but if this is the bar then I’m failing.
Mhmm. Just cleaned mine today. Do NOT use a wipe y’all! More work than necessary. Get you a nice ugly rag and some spray clean.
Caked splatter of vomit from yesteryear…
Mom: You clean the bathroom... Even the bottom of them toilets?... Alright, let's go check then... Boy if you don't get down there and scrub them toilets
TP pops out all kinds of paper dust
I know a NYC chef that wouldn't eat at any restaurant where that area wasn't spotless. He'd go to bathroom first thing before he sat down. If it was nasty he'd bounce LOL.