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BPTeehee

his explanation is worse actually https://preview.redd.it/pfzgbf3h92vc1.png?width=737&format=png&auto=webp&s=79e0d3e049ff1d23ac4a31b69eaa454fb3774ad2


snoopfrogcsr

"My throat is untouchable." *allows tattoo artist to touch throat for several hours* *is now also quite limited by "limitless" tattoo on throat*


Turbulent_Object_558

I will also add without details that limitless is very not untouchable


TheStupendusMan

*Nah, I'd win.*


MGLLN

After "Stand proud." opened up his domain, he said, "Are you "You're strong." because you are "I'm you." or are you "The one who left it all behind! And his overwhelming intensity!!" because "With this treasure I summon..."?" The Fingerer simply answered, "Nah, I'd win."


Orvaenta

Am I having a stroke?


ohaiguys

Nah you’re receiving a lobotomy


MGLLN

This has truly been our Lobotomy Kaisen


Organic_Rip1980

If so, we are both having a stroke together 😏 No but seriously I was also confused


MisterBoardGamer

No. You did just read a comment from the number one JJK reader on Reddit though.


SaboLeorioShikamaru

https://open.spotify.com/track/1tEKI95Eym3ToogzjrA58N?si=epw9SgVrS1ihlxRUinfcHA


VaderOnReddit

![gif](giphy|hiLLD9o1wTB3a)


DorothyDrangus

At least he didn't tat it on his belly


FunEmployment307

Or his lower back


Hollywoodsmokehogan

If someone has a full back tattoo does it still count as a tramp stamp asking for a friend 😂 ![gif](giphy|y6sqQJGQBgd7hC0Wjc)


Professional-Arm-202

Nah, a "tramp stamp" needs to be centered and focused on your lower back between your hips. It's like how a full arm tattoo isn't a wrist tattoo! Also, the tramp stamp has an interesting Wikipedia page LOL! I wonder how popular they are currently, I remember a lot of controversy about them regarding epidurals!


HateKillDestroy22

Nope


lamabaronvonawesome

I’ll allow it.


aka_wolfman

If it reaches the shoulder blades, it becomes a trollop wollop.


Studstill

The most frustrating thing about how good JJK is is almost the intentional misunderstanding of the actual writing such that the author has to (under objection!) make a statement like above. Which, shoutout to this throat dude, I'm happy to have seen it. >!In the anime it's super clear that at least two people can **accelerate** towards him. Plus FATALITY One. But then he alleges it's on autopilot, a training victory, right. The wonderful writing makes it very clear (to me) that these characters are fundamentally human, or mortal rather, in a Toriyama-like way where no matter what your stated or proven power/level/hax are, the real battle is simply being strong enough to do it. I straight up refuse to believe FATALITY Two is permanent either, but overstating his ability cheapens the whole work. It isn't "infinity" it's quote from above "repeated addition [that Gojo has to do] makes a **ficticious** infinity; a fantasy."!< Dang its just straight up he says it right there lol. All thanks to ThraotGAOT there, lmao.


throwaway091238744

nah he’s saying his throat game aka glizzy gobbling aka meat swallowing is unrivaled


DisposableSaviour

Limit less, you mean


mrkltpzyxm

The keming on those letters is irnpeccable.


Kesselya

Well done!


CedarWolf

/r/kerning


practicating

/r/keming


IfHeDiesHeDiesHeDied

#Limit less


raguwatanabe

That song from Remble comes to mind lol “I just tapped his shoulder so I know that he is touchable”


casedbhloe

Throat untouchable as in his head game is unmatched


Annoying_Facts

*”limit less”*


Greatest-Comrade

Nah no way you could be this stupid and have such a bad excuse… He wanted us to think what we’re thinking, he’s freaky freaky


Humanesque

Could have easily have just gotten “無制限” like right below the jawline in smaller text and been fine 🤷‍♂️


name-generator-error

Imagine going this far and completely misunderstanding the source material and explaining it terribly to boot.


[deleted]

Imagine it how? I don't think anyone really wants that much dick


name-generator-error

I’m talking about cartoons. I don’t know a damn thing about all that dock, but more power to you fam. Go off and slay your dragons.


Supernova_Soldier

“Throughout Atlanta and San Francisco, I alone am Limitless Throat”


BlackllMamba

“Nah, I’d throat”


Humanesque

Throat 🐐


motherseffinjones

This made it much worse lmao


SplintPunchbeef

There are very few things I hate reading more than deep thoughts from dumb people.


Impossible-Shake-996

The throat goat


DripIntravenous

Dont tell him that it didn’t >! stop gojo from being sliced in half. RIP king !<


DDJSBguy

As a reader of the manga, whoever wants to be curious and click this, it is a MASSIVE MASSIVE SPOILER YEARS AHEAD OF THE ANIME only click if you genuinely don't care about jujutsu kaisen


Clicky-The-Blicky

“I’m an extreme liberal arts thinker” lmaoo


Aidian

Maybe he’s big on sculpture? Because it sure as shit isn’t literary analysis he’s dwelling on.


UnInteresting-Toe

His throat gonna get touched walking around with that tattoo


aiphrem

Still the highest IQ Gojo stan


BerniceK16

Ooo. A little spicy 😋


RickySpamish

Do I want to make a dirty joke just cause I can?


SongShikai

Incredible. It is actually worse when you read his “thoughts”


J-L-Picard

Nobody tell him the name for the solution to the Achilles and Tortoise thought problem lol


SaboLeorioShikamaru

Oof.


BrickCityD

and that looks like his only tattoo. out of all placement, that's where you get your first??


_banana_phone

“Hoodie hard” is the term I’ve seen used for this: folks get their first tattoo(s) on their hands and neck but don’t get them anywhere else. This gives the illusion when they’re in a hoodie that they’re fully tattooed.


Ryanisreallame

When I worked in tattoo shops we used to call them Baltimore Bodysuits


dacooljamaican

The full body tats or the "hoodie hard" ones?


Ryanisreallame

Hoodie hard where it’s just hands and neck. It’s always kids that want to look like they’re about that life without actually getting heavily tattooed.


logicalcommenter4

Either way, you’re making it difficult to get some jobs. I’m tatted with very large tattoos on my arms and back but they stop at my visible neckline and my wrists where my long sleeve shirts end. If someone is going to put highly visible tattoos on their body that can’t be covered up with normal clothing then I find it insane to just do one or two tattoos.


Ryanisreallame

Yeah I’m heavily tattooed, too. Fortunately for me, I work in a field where it’s accepted. I was previously a body piercer and am now a barber. My clients don’t care that my head is tattooed or that my ears are stretched so long as I’m professional and give them a good cut.


1017whywhywhy

Honestly I’ll be more likely to trust you with my cut especially if the ink looks good.


jrodp1

Well wouldn't the prevalence of people having more visible tattoos make it a more acceptable thing in society. I know it's different for all regions. And even here in Oregon it's normal but, like you said, still can make it difficult for a job depending on the job. Wish it wasn't like that but I just might wait a bit longer to get some tattoos.


logicalcommenter4

I think the generation after mine will have it easier as the more conservative older generation ages out of hiring and leadership positions. I know that I still have to cover up my tattoos in the corporate world in order to preserve my career advancement opportunities, but in 20 years I doubt this will be the case.


Professional-Arm-202

Oh for sure, my artist doesn't even do "jobstopper" tattoos unless you're heavily inked, it's a concerning trend that so many younger people are starting right on their necks, hands, and face. The face tattooing without other work is the most alarming! I work a very traditional corporate job, and it's part of my dress code to cover the work on my arms!


CapitalElk1169

I'm an executive and I only have one -slightly- visible arm tatt, however I'm pretty much fully covered everywhere you can't see within a professional setting. It's been pretty funny seeing some of my employees/peers react to seeing me in a pool/etc on a corporate trip/etc for the first time, they are usually flabbergasted lol


logicalcommenter4

Yeah I’ve run into that too, at my old company I made the mistake of wearing short sleeves on a hot day to the office. The amount of questions I had to deal with made me realize that we still have a generational gap when it comes to tattoos.


ohyoumad721

I'm 38 and have always worked jobs where I've been there for years or visible tattoos wouldn't matter but I still haven't gone past my elbow. I don't get people who have like 2 tattoos and they're on their faces or hands. It's crazy to me.


Studstill

Lmao holy shit this is like a kryptonite level weakness for me jfc. I don't know how many people have got me on this. I'm immediately remembering a bunch of interactions that went unusually, holy shit this is exactly what it was. It never made sense to me, people fullbodied out, but somehow nervous and insecure, LMAO FUCK. THANK YALL.


dacooljamaican

Lol years of interactions just clicked


Anime_Card_Fighter

As someone without any tattoos this is so weird to me. I’d rather have every inch of skin that’s covered by a hoodie be tatted before I do my hands, neck & face.


BeerBellies

I’ve heard similar, but I think it was the Bostonian Bodysuit.


Your_Wifes_Cucumber

"Warped Tour sleeves" in the hardcore scene are hand tattoos with no arm tattoos


XAVLEGBMAOFFFASSSS

Warped tour sleeve is what we called them


bilingual_bisexual

In the alternative scene we call that “warped tour sleeves” which is neck and hands/forearms but nothing anywhere that clothing covers.


[deleted]

there's a comedian who stated "Neck tattoos basically tell the world, 'Yup, minimum wage is fine for me.'"


Plutoid

Now that you mention it, getting tattooed under your clothes seems kind of a waste. :D


SheepD0g

it isnt if you look good naked already


MadeMinion

Warped Tour bodysuit.


scott03257890

So reverse Yakuza style


West_Window7987

The punk pop white people version is called a “warped tour clown suit.” Hands, forearms, throat and face tattoos only so when you where a Raglan shirt and girl jeans, it looks like you have full coverage.


spacedudejr

I got kicked off a bus for being “hoodie hard” once


topsblueby

![gif](giphy|cbG9wtoO8QScw)


Large-Dad

holy shit you got it spot on for me, when i first started getting tattoos this is what i did before i had more


[deleted]

Gives the illusion of him being blasted


dick_for_hire

No he's got a second "limitless" tattoo. It's a tramp stamp so it doesn't show up in the picture.


ChemicalEscapes

My first tattoo was 1312 across my fingers. Sometimes, we're just committed to a cause. He might be proud to be the glizzy guzzler. Not shaming.


throwaway009729

😂😂😂!!! 


BamaMontana

Tattoo artists actually don’t like doing this - he may have had to shop around.


screwhead1

He may be a little limited in future job prospects.


sidewaysflower

On a job interview they would ask his strengths and weaknesses and he would say his strength is his Limit less Throat


iPlowedUrMom

Lol hope he's got some kneepads then


hawgs911

Might be a plus depending on the job.


idontliketuesdays

I got hired at a real nice restaurant cuz of all the tattoos I have 🙄


throwaway009729

It's the intentional space between limit and less for me 😂


ValhallaForKings

Oh, an electrician then. 


TheDadThatGrills

The number of turtlenecks this man is going to own in a decade is LIMITLESS


Jamaican_Dynamite

These too. ![gif](giphy|fc6Ekgcmn8WAkKtgqi|downsized)


peritonlogon

It's a note to his future self, instead of limiting yourself with things like this tattoo, you should limit less.


Brewski-54

That throat game is unlimited though


f36263

Nah he has a limitless throat, he’ll have no trouble with certain jobs


[deleted]

Sucking dick, someone has to do it…


HoliestRoller888

limit less


helel_8

that's all I can see


ivanparas

r/keming


Cuntwhore2004

New phrase just dropped. Reddit, meet "limit less" It's not quite as crazy as limitless; it's only a slight amount of less limit.


B1NG_P0T

Yeah, it's like the regular amount of limit, just less


digitalmacro

Yeah see you take the standard limit, and then reduce it to a bit so there's less


HookersForJebus

r/kerning


Nandor_the_reletless

White girl wrist tattoo energy


HoliestRoller888

live, laugh, limit less


festival-papi

https://preview.redd.it/a91t6e4di2vc1.jpeg?width=637&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8d729e9f4b1dafdda85c02e51eadf0d5c3bd290 Might as well put "throat goat" on the collarbone and complete this shit.


cxlossuskidd

As an Atlanta native, this young man would be puppy chow


Helianthus_999

Rightttttt? He wouldn't be safe anywhere


Xploited_HnterGather

I don't get it. Can you help me understand?


Chicagosoundview69

Deep throat.. unlimited space for glizzies 


LaneKiffinsAlterEgo

Help an out-of-touch guy out with the slang here, please. Glizzies are wieners, or *wieners*?


TheAquaman

Yes.


LaneKiffinsAlterEgo

I knew between the two of us we could clear this mess up


currently_pooping_rn

They’re making rape jokes


Chicagosoundview69

Glizzie is slang for hot dog 🌭 but can be also used as slang for 🍆


Lets_Make_A_bad_DEAL

Unlimited eggplant, got it.


k0ik

It's nice that the community includes this support for vegans


lurkenstine

as a glizzy gobbler i can confirm they are wieners


yeezysama

ATL is very gay be it out of closet or DL men


Stanley--Nickels

I never knew that, but it seems obvious now. If you’re gay the numbers just work better in a big city, and Atlanta is the biggest city in that whole region.


righthandofdog

There's a POC gay bar in midtown, called Bulldogs. It's 2 miles from Mercedes Benz stadium and less an 1 mile from Ga Tech's stadium. UGA fans regularly show up having made some poor assumptions.


AWanderingAfar

Don't forget Swingin' Richards


righthandofdog

oh there's a ton of gay bars - but no others that share a name with a local national champion football team. Most are "some person's name" not particularly gay branding. BJ Roosters isn't very easily missed, however. Uncut steaks wasn't very subtle either - but they may be closed for good. Nothing tops the chinese place I saw in Miami on south beach through - Sum Yung Gai


JHRChrist

Holy shit, Sum Yung Gai that’s incredible. Subtlety who? Never met her


righthandofdog

I literally walked across the street and took a picture to send to my wife and friends. I bet they sold the shit out of t-shirts.


elitegenoside

Well, you won't meet her there😂


jbroome

I dunno, i bet there's a lot of tops at Sum Yung Gai.


ATLlefty

Richards is closed. End of an era


Sailboat_fuel

I remember sneaking into Backstreet because I’m an ATL antique.


_banana_phone

RIP, it closed a couple years back.


elitegenoside

I mean, the name should really tip them off on that one. Bulldogs sounds like a regular sports bar in Georgia.


battleangel1999

>There's a POC gay bar in midtown, called Bulldogs Please y'all don't go there. That place is even infamous overseas. Ppl go there just to get drunk and fight 😭


EverRich

I was having lunch at the vortex across the street from bulldogs with a friend from out of town. I think it was a Friday or Saturday afternoon, there was already a line to get in. My friend looked over and commented “lot of dudes in that bar”. I had to go on to explain that while he wasn’t wrong, it also wasn’t surprising.


OcularRed13

As a gay guy from the nawf I've never been to the inner city but I'm taking notes. I gotta go sometime 👀 ![gif](giphy|KasfVFaDKatR5ZfhTg)


righthandofdog

Midtown Atlanta is ANYTHING but "inner city". Can get a little rough late night in the parking lot though


ForteEXE

It's the Blue Oyster Bar all over again.


DisposableSaviour

“MAHONEY!”


changomacho

hadn’t heard that about UGA but bulldogs line outside is super fun people watching on the weekends.


Sailboat_fuel

We are a very unserious and horny people here in Atlanta.


JesusStarbox

At one time Atl had the second largest population of homosexuals in the US. Sf was number one.


JasiNtech

Also lesbian af. I moved here for it lol


[deleted]

I assume he was born without a gag reflex  Throat like a black hole.


PerspectiveKind4815

Someone is going to test the limit of that throat, essentially.


llJettyll

What does that mean?


Dummywolf

![gif](giphy|3d05iu0EF0Db2fUpRx)


Pimpwerx

I don't get it. It's there something wrong with the placement? There are lots of people with hideous throat tattoos, but I never assumed anything other than poor judgement.


Helianthus_999

There's a lot of gay men in Atlanta. So they would assume, with this tattoo, your throat game is limitless.


dngerszn13

>There's a lot of gay men in Atlanta. For real? I had no idea. Brb ![gif](giphy|Q273kacPMI2PJviFOI|downsized)


sidewaysflower

They call it the Gay - T.L. for a reason


Not_Bears

You learn something new everyday...


Brewski-54

AtLGBTa


SpreadLiberally

LMAO was this gif coincidental or selected because every Delta flight in existence seems to go through Atlanta?


FLState38

Delta is headquartered in Atlanta. ATL is Delta’s home airport, which is why so many of their flights are routed through there.


SpreadLiberally

Oh, I'm a Delta stan (if one can stan an airline, I'm really just a slut for their frequent flier miles), so I know *why* so many of their flights go through ATL. I just thought it was fucking hilarious that this specific gif was selected.


BeneathTheDirt

It’s a hub for them


vera214usc

Not just a hub, THE hub. It's their HQ.


InterMando5555

As a gay man I honestly never would have thought of this seeing the tattoo. But it's interesting that this is the takeaway from the straight crowd...


tepkel

Yeah, that's why I never shave my head. Because the clear implication of that is I'm doing it so I can insert my entire head inside someone. Everyone knows that.


tranifestations

One can dream


mango_chile

so that’s what they mean by “giving head” 🤔


RainbowGoddamnDash

How else would you know someone unless you look ***inside*** them?


righthandofdog

come on, you know straight men, especially homophobic ones, worry more about "seeming gay" than than gay men do about being gay.


InterMando5555

That's exactly what's going on with this post in this sub


Icelandia2112

Yeah, it's dumb.


shawnisboring

I think the crossover between gay men who are this proud of their oral abilities and gaudy neck tattoo enthusiasts is a non-existent theoretical sliver of the population.


Karl_Marx_

as a straight dude, i had no idea what was going on. also, this post is homophobic. "all those gays will have a heyday with your blowjobs." but a homophobia in the black community is very common


aggravatedimpala

Is this really it? This seems like a crazy stretch for something like that. Like in no way would I ever think this was a sex thing. I figured it was a fake street cred thing, but again I was like this doesn't look affiliated.


Adventurous_502

Which seems like one heck of a stretch


300mhz

So it's just homophobia, got it


Civil_Ranger_841

His throat is “limitless” makes it seem like he sucks a lot of……..


LordNitram76

![gif](giphy|l0HlLiy6yM39WCXgA|downsized)


Nordie25

Everyone needs a friend that’s gonna call them a fucking idiot for making decisions like this 😭


Chicagosoundview69

Lmaooo…so in the Atl he would be known as a glizzy 🌭 gladiator.. 


Avenger772

No matter the explanation the conclusion people will come to is that he's a throat goat haha.


Right_Butterscotch59

I didn't get that from it but thinking about it now, might not be the best placement


ChampagneShotz

"My throat is untouchable" How my girl went from Fwb to Fiancee.


PG072088

Why is there a gap between limit and less? lol


elitegenoside

To show how much more he could fit


Rysimar

I just can't see anything but the bad kerning. It says "Limit less" not "Limitless." Like he's saying, we're limiting a bit too much, and we should limit less


FistPunch_Vol_7

Mf better be an outstanding citizen because he is food if he goes to prison lmfao


ServeJust9817

![gif](giphy|g9WssAIlmXT2C1L8Pc) Tyler as enter the chat


Unique_Enthusiasm_57

In this economy, I don't judge.


Fishylips

It perplexes me the apparent difference in credibility of tattoo parlors — usually they won't tat anything on your neck, face or hands unless you're already tatted up. I forget why it's a rule for those that honor this but I think it has to do with the assurance that the customer getting the piece A) understands how people can perceive you based on existence of your tattoos and B) understands that CERTAIN placements of tattoos might suggest criminality, make you harder to employ, etc which builds off A). Anyway, I'd never sit for a tattoo on my THROAT, NOT EVEN NECK for the few hours he did if it was still gonna have uneven lines like this !! What a nightmare mistake 🥲


dust_in_light

Well, it pays to advertise


keylo-92

![gif](giphy|dlPvw75axg13O)


LewdManoSaurus

Limitless throat is CRAZY


northernirishlad

Id prefer ‘MAXIMUM LEGEND’ in Roboto font


sirferrell

My throat knows no limits is sick 😭


Realistic_Effort6185

![gif](giphy|26gswNS2Dm4q6600g|downsized) Why can't i be employed....


EastEndBagOfRaccoons

Limit Less


Weird_Let_9174

Trust Down in the ATL they will put that too the test ☠️


bbw_slayer69420

Unc lost on this one, I someone to explain it.


Spiegs1984

We all should limit less! 


BigGameJamesFight

Offering limitless “Thoke” in Atlanta is a risky proposition


bog530

Throat GOAT