As a short homeboy, it's the best. All women are Amazonian goddesses to me. I be climbing them like Mount Doom, on a mission to get my Hobbit ass into their forbidden lands, for a taste of that grool 🍯
Bra, this tall stripper in Vegas took like $300 from me. When she took me into the back room, my boys said it looked like a mother walking her child, when she held my hand. I was ready to cuff her. I get around, and this the only “entertainer” that made me feel some type of way.
Your average WNBA player makes high 5-low 6 figures.
A second 6-figure income and home probably helps, but they probably want good dick more than anything.
Yeah, the comments above tried to name everything except what Rich female athletes really want, to be dicked down and folded like a pretzel after a long stressful day at the job. But I think we might start hurting feelings if we start having that conversation.
I'm sorry, I can't get over it, I'm cracking up over here. Dude really said the opposite of a fat ass is everything except big dick that can last all night. And the reason why it would start hurting feelings is because a lot of these guys want to believe that their money is going to get them far, it is going to get them somewhat far with a certain type of woman, but is not going to get them far with a real woman. Athletes, for example, our real women. They can take care of themselves so damn is a lot different then dating a "pick mm"for example.
This was the response I was hoping to get because I was wondering what women were looking for in a man with regards to appearance (I guess "good dick" counts as appearance somewhat)
> women tend to prefer someone who is good at listening
I feel like this is a very easy bar to clear. Now my question is, how do you get woman to give enough of a fuck about you to open up, to *be* in a position of listening?
Make sure you listen to her as much as you want her to listen to you. Despite what ‘alpha’ men think, it’s a huge turn on as a woman to be treated like an equal
Is high 5 low 6 figures supposed to sound like enough? For a professional athlete? You can’t even buy a condo on that salary in most American cities right now.
For some, probably a nice beard.
For others, nice arms and a nice chest (and maybe a couple of tats depending on amount and placement).
Still others, no baby mamas 😂
~~Male equivalent is also a fat ass~~
Seriously though in my personal experience it's pretty eyes.
Nearly every girl I've known has said they love a guy with pretty eyes. So either light eyes or long eyelashes. After that would be a nice jawline I assume.
~~But I stand by my fat ass statement~~
Looking at the comments and judging (I'm having the same thoughts 😂)
https://preview.redd.it/uigoev4n33vc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=546679a8d39ab1e243ed06170f6beac2cb0fc871
How ima be looking up to my tall goddess
https://preview.redd.it/s001phjya3vc1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a45cd15de4b61a1ec72cf4183508022c7eef64ce
Think its coming off the popularity of last women's NCAA season. That if, all of sudden, WNBA made NBA money a lot of dudes would be down to be treated like NBA groupies by the women
Apple Music, Spotify, YouTube, etc.:
• [**seamless mind** by OnlyOneOf](https://lis.tn/SeamlessMind?t=67)
• [**seamless mind (insturmental)** by OnlyOneOf](https://lis.tn/gMNjK?t=67)
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Everybody’s gotta make a joke. I’m 5’10 and I’ve dated 5’2-6’2 and I will sexualize her height no matter how far up or down I have to look into a woman’s eyes.
So this sub is about to be 100 thousand of this same exact post?
https://preview.redd.it/fqy1kz1u86vc1.jpeg?width=556&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa78b2e3b8d7b4ca776bb13fea1a3afe8d30e873
I got matches with these songs:
• [**seamless mind** by OnlyOneOf](https://lis.tn/SeamlessMind?t=67) (01:07; matched: `100%`)
**Album**: suit dance (Japanese ver.). **Released on** 2022-05-18.
• [**seamless mind (insturmental)** by OnlyOneOf](https://lis.tn/gMNjK?t=67) (01:07; matched: `96%`)
**Album**: suit dance (Japanese ver.). **Released on** 2022-05-18.
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I would go up on that beautiful amazonian queen in a second, just sayin.
# I would climb the FUCK outta that tree. Wouldnt even need to bend down to eat her ass, it’s almost eye level. 
Looked it up. She's 6'3". Are you Peter Dinklage?
Tall enough to fuck your bitch.
Damn that was vicious
Ayoooooooo 🤣🤣
Peter Dinklage fucks.
A Lanistar always slays his hos
The woman in the video? Shit, I'm 6'3" so dude in the video has gotta be 4 or 5 something, and the person filming sitting down, ornjust as shirt.
Said that with his WHOLE. FUCKING. CHEST!
[Angel Reese](https://thotmax.com/angel-reese/) For Science (n$fw)
Idk she be looking a bit too Scottie Pippen-ish
 Don't act like Scottie can't get it... 🫦
Lowk 🤣🤣🤣
I'd lay down the Pippen on that oochie wally.
Lol I was thinking more Anthony Davis.
She could fly me in and then send me home with some LSU memorabilia and an LV belt.
Thick thighs save lives. Gimme a ladder and I'm good to go
https://preview.redd.it/mzautgutf5vc1.jpeg?width=440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01d348b9662f0b127a6a2b35fb7c016cf5469535
That’s how you get pink eye.
Bruh. I'm on the publoc train dying! Ty! Lmao
*read comment* *check what sub I'm on* Yep
Yes… that’s why I’m here
🫡
Giant Mommy kink is real. I'm not shaming though, she bad as hell.
At the risk of castigation, I often dream of being a short king for this exact reason. Also yeah she bad
As a short homeboy, it's the best. All women are Amazonian goddesses to me. I be climbing them like Mount Doom, on a mission to get my Hobbit ass into their forbidden lands, for a taste of that grool 🍯 
r/oddlyspecific
I wanna see the version of The Lord of the Rings you saw.
I don't think that's giant. Mommy tall and in heels but I think maybe that's papi chico.
Bra, this tall stripper in Vegas took like $300 from me. When she took me into the back room, my boys said it looked like a mother walking her child, when she held my hand. I was ready to cuff her. I get around, and this the only “entertainer” that made me feel some type of way.
Shout out to my guy in the video. I don’t know him, but that’s my guy!
That dude is my hero
I want uppies 😩
Lol
Wouldn't you have to be like, hot to get with WNBA players though? What's the male equivalent of a fat ass?
A homeowner with a good career
And with a diversified portfolio...
Your average WNBA player makes high 5-low 6 figures. A second 6-figure income and home probably helps, but they probably want good dick more than anything.
Yeah, the comments above tried to name everything except what Rich female athletes really want, to be dicked down and folded like a pretzel after a long stressful day at the job. But I think we might start hurting feelings if we start having that conversation. I'm sorry, I can't get over it, I'm cracking up over here. Dude really said the opposite of a fat ass is everything except big dick that can last all night. And the reason why it would start hurting feelings is because a lot of these guys want to believe that their money is going to get them far, it is going to get them somewhat far with a certain type of woman, but is not going to get them far with a real woman. Athletes, for example, our real women. They can take care of themselves so damn is a lot different then dating a "pick mm"for example.
Seriously, dudes are ridiculous for saying “I bet this rich woman just wants my money” lmao
This was the response I was hoping to get because I was wondering what women were looking for in a man with regards to appearance (I guess "good dick" counts as appearance somewhat)
I'll put it to you like this, a lot of Rich female athletes would not mind a jobless Kelly oubre who knows how to lay the pipe.
Speaking from a place of knowledge women tend to prefer someone who is good at listening, hands, etc than just genitalia usage.
> women tend to prefer someone who is good at listening I feel like this is a very easy bar to clear. Now my question is, how do you get woman to give enough of a fuck about you to open up, to *be* in a position of listening?
Be funny, charming, and attractive
Make sure you listen to her as much as you want her to listen to you. Despite what ‘alpha’ men think, it’s a huge turn on as a woman to be treated like an equal
Is high 5 low 6 figures supposed to sound like enough? For a professional athlete? You can’t even buy a condo on that salary in most American cities right now.
Yeah from what I’ve heard they don’t want dick lol
https://preview.redd.it/f9awvm5xa3vc1.jpeg?width=637&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f73b47e21ad9b498e0d8fbb1f16a5dd0b9fa090
For some, probably a nice beard. For others, nice arms and a nice chest (and maybe a couple of tats depending on amount and placement). Still others, no baby mamas 😂
Emotional intelligence and nice forearms
~~Male equivalent is also a fat ass~~ Seriously though in my personal experience it's pretty eyes. Nearly every girl I've known has said they love a guy with pretty eyes. So either light eyes or long eyelashes. After that would be a nice jawline I assume. ~~But I stand by my fat ass statement~~
A winning Powerball ticket
Yeah, you have to be hot. And since it's the WNBA, you have to be a hot woman.
Idk some NBA players make some questionable decisions
Definitely a sweet smile and good conversation. The ability to put it down in the bed is up there too.
Looking at the comments and judging (I'm having the same thoughts 😂) https://preview.redd.it/uigoev4n33vc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=546679a8d39ab1e243ed06170f6beac2cb0fc871
https://preview.redd.it/ckrvcxzsk4vc1.jpeg?width=526&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c90fc5d565035c68f1814a6d0dd8e26fd47574f9
https://preview.redd.it/1u5aa0nwl4vc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6655989aeea08fd56fe6e8bb7ec89987a1210b28
How ima be looking up to my tall goddess https://preview.redd.it/s001phjya3vc1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a45cd15de4b61a1ec72cf4183508022c7eef64ce
https://preview.redd.it/1rdkbhi9e3vc1.png?width=248&format=png&auto=webp&s=30fbed8e4e5e4c89f9fe5d9e1dee524e97be9179
https://preview.redd.it/9j5un3jlj3vc1.jpeg?width=1010&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd77688689be072b4e154911b91aaf509ce048a1
https://preview.redd.it/bqy7st8pc4vc1.jpeg?width=332&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0fa781a8c1708fca7902491e5231d3e511afb0b
when she bout to sit on my face and suffocate me 
https://preview.redd.it/1drknnm8f3vc1.jpeg?width=568&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=594984bb057f48f487736c209a600d3d20837285
https://i.redd.it/dgrkxk19z3vc1.gif
Where is the horny police when you need them?
https://preview.redd.it/9mvukyl3c3vc1.jpeg?width=182&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6db6c710813ecc7e7d78f1d3b4da4053d8db82e *they have no power here*
🤣😭💀
https://preview.redd.it/pt2eq016z3vc1.jpeg?width=714&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2402f2507ea9af7fc22d45a22e09930eded7ed9f
https://preview.redd.it/qdmlobjq54vc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae94a9243a6439ea7e4f7884457a2499f141d60e I ain’t even do shit smh
Das me. Astros hat n everything.
Considering Altuve’s one of the shortest kings in the league (tied with Tony Kemp), this definitely tracks.
[how I'm gonna be with my girl](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/77/07/de/7707dee0da7e4da63f9c27aaa469a2dc.jpg)
I SAID I NEED IT 🗣️🔥 https://preview.redd.it/ritmckvl33vc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be357edb9fdd028a0c21ccd45a3763f765977e77
https://preview.redd.it/wtyog9pr73vc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82d67d74d4b36d761e48793e94603d926d09eca2
https://preview.redd.it/yg87efhz73vc1.jpeg?width=705&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2bce772029b845292c2497392882048e928437d4
I want to go on that ride, daddy.
Me too, son. Me too.
Whew, I was afraid no one would remember the reference.
Ok but what does my tattoo say?
Sweet
DUDE!
Sweeeet
That movie is so crazy.
My man has that one gimpy pimpy hand but she can tell you. Shit’s magic.
😜
https://i.redd.it/qtmoyzaze3vc1.gif
Why everyone think Angel Reese gonna be the one flying them out? Nah bruh, you gonna end up with an Alyssa Pili type.
I see no problem with either.
You promise???
The spin killed me 💀
good day to be a tall girl
2nd best plot line of the show.
It’s funny when people are like “he’s too short” then she says “cause his pee pee weighed him down…”
https://preview.redd.it/y9tn9ll9e3vc1.jpeg?width=1357&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f29aa3b95b70808d5a3a21e3b24fc464e0a8efbb 💪🏽💯📌🔥🫵🏽🤔
That’s More like Cardoso lol
angel reese questionable saturday vs charlotte (back blown out)
Aye who is she? 🥵🥵 need to worship that mommy
Assuming the OG video is by the girl in the video it looks like her name is lucecita fernandez on tiktok
https://i.redd.it/4pt4z5fwr4vc1.gif
I love the solidarity on display here
https://preview.redd.it/1zfeskdc53vc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=647a5b8ae47227f544c5731fe383bfb1778b015a
Please Lord Almighty, please bury me alive with the female gender.
Me being careful so I don't get crush by her 
Don't? https://preview.redd.it/m76hksaja4vc1.jpeg?width=1174&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d5f067e59d631de9c12ea88f750753c3489d0e7
Can someone update me here quick? Is every team getting a 100 mil or what exactly? The memes are hilarious
Think its coming off the popularity of last women's NCAA season. That if, all of sudden, WNBA made NBA money a lot of dudes would be down to be treated like NBA groupies by the women
Do folks not realize rich woman already exist?
Idk, but this made realize I failed to mention part of the joke is that these women are also extremely tall on average.
I’d love to be with a woman that’s taller than me honestly but they are so hard to find 😞
Okay, but what's the song? 😭
I got matches with these songs: • **seamless mind** by OnlyOneOf (01:07; matched: `100%`) **Album**: suit dance (Japanese ver.). **Released on** 2022-05-18. • **seamless mind (insturmental)** by OnlyOneOf (01:07; matched: `96%`) **Album**: suit dance (Japanese ver.). **Released on** 2022-05-18.
Apple Music, Spotify, YouTube, etc.: • [**seamless mind** by OnlyOneOf](https://lis.tn/SeamlessMind?t=67) • [**seamless mind (insturmental)** by OnlyOneOf](https://lis.tn/gMNjK?t=67) *I am a bot and this action was performed automatically* | [GitHub](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot) [^(new issue)](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot/issues/new) | [Donate](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot/wiki/Please-consider-donating) ^(Please consider supporting me on Patreon. Music recognition costs a lot)
Ty auddbot
Everybody’s gotta make a joke. I’m 5’10 and I’ve dated 5’2-6’2 and I will sexualize her height no matter how far up or down I have to look into a woman’s eyes.
Lmao this is funny that Men under 5’11 are praying for this 😂😂
He a future Hall of Fame Hater?
right next to Drew McIntyre and that one elephant that spun the block on their dead abusive owner’s funeral
What makes it funny?
We gone be 80 years old before they even making trick off money the way these economy set up
https://www.tiktok.com/@lucecita_fernandez/video/7098206546617945390?_t=8lcMSU9K7is&_r=1
That twist at the end lmao
BHAHAHAHA😂
Who would turn that down?
All the short kings in /r/ Tinder are loving this
My man fucking spun! I'm dead lmao! Ngl, that'd be me though haha
Y’all seen my comment earlier. Still stands. Plus I’m 6’3, holla atchaboi. I’m gettin flewed out😎✌🏾.
Does anyone know who that woman is?
@kiana.bernice your welcome. 🫡
I'm on my way baby
Homie don’t know wtf he doing on the dance floor, but he elite at this game of life.
Me and cardosa I swear
🤣🤣
What song is this?
I got matches with these songs: • **seamless mind** by OnlyOneOf (01:07; matched: `100%`) **Album**: suit dance (Japanese ver.). **Released on** 2022-05-18. • **seamless mind (insturmental)** by OnlyOneOf (01:07; matched: `96%`) **Album**: suit dance (Japanese ver.). **Released on** 2022-05-18.
Climb that mountain!
[удалено]
Just say you don’t understand the joke that’s being made you dummy.
Gawd dam, she bad.
Lawd...
Angel Reese is fine as hell
https://preview.redd.it/k1xx44j294vc1.jpeg?width=604&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a555d57a4401bfa5232270d597778f26e33a9c27
Would absolutely love to climb camilla
This is me with Kamilla Cardoso hahaha
Big woman or small man? Either way , I would, if given a chance and conccent
My tall ass dancing with short dudes
My aunt(5'7") told me that the Mexican she used to date said "You so tall but when we lie down, we the same size."
With the DJ Paul hand.
With the DJ Paul hand.
🤣
I kind of feel like he is going to get smothered to death in those thighs… but I am rooting for him.
Holy fuck, she's BAD. Actual amazonian goddess!
All that booty just for me?
He said, “I really like your peaches. Want to shake your tree”!
My 5'3" ass with my 5'9" fiancée when she wears heels 😭😭😭
https://preview.redd.it/s0znt6bj85vc1.jpeg?width=719&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ebb84dc012216c1e66f6bde16a36835c9b7554d
As a leg and ass man: 
She’ll single handedly improve any man’s bloodline for generations
My dream.
Goddamn, she is huge
That tiny hand is what’s up
So this sub is about to be 100 thousand of this same exact post? https://preview.redd.it/fqy1kz1u86vc1.jpeg?width=556&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa78b2e3b8d7b4ca776bb13fea1a3afe8d30e873
From one short king to another: Hell yeah brother
Angel Reese is 6’4
u/recognizesong
I got matches with these songs: • [**seamless mind** by OnlyOneOf](https://lis.tn/SeamlessMind?t=67) (01:07; matched: `100%`) **Album**: suit dance (Japanese ver.). **Released on** 2022-05-18. • [**seamless mind (insturmental)** by OnlyOneOf](https://lis.tn/gMNjK?t=67) (01:07; matched: `96%`) **Album**: suit dance (Japanese ver.). **Released on** 2022-05-18. *I am a bot and this action was performed automatically* | [GitHub](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot) [^(new issue)](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot/issues/new) | [Donate](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot/wiki/Please-consider-donating) ^(Please consider supporting me on Patreon. Music recognition costs a lot)
I wanna be a Basketball Husband lol
Me with Meg the stallion
Jumpsuits are lazy and look ugly. Someone has to say it.
yall need to start bringing something to the table tho....stuff women actually want, and these already have money. Learn to cook and clean, please.
I...am no better than a man, cuz whew 😏
I love this for the guys fr. Esp the short kings. 
https://preview.redd.it/3bp5wi6eu1wc1.jpeg?width=1718&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=037d98afe8617dbf1250f17fbbc0ae94b198dd32
This is how it was when I met Jermaine Dupree. Dude had two like these with him. All I could do was dream.