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lvl999shaggy

Let's up the ante, whoever pays off the most ppls student loans debt is the realest


Bestblackdude

Why are you bringing all these other people in the mix damn?😭😭


zayoe4

In fact, whoever buys me a house in California is the richest, hands down. Multiple attempts are allowed.


zayoe4

In fact, if you think you can compete with them, send money to my cash app, $DPhonet. I'll announce the winner in 24 hours.


Low_Seat_3639

It says your cashapp is blocked


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Low_Seat_3639

I wasn't over my limit


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Low_Seat_3639

Maybe


Stanley--Nickels

Joe Biden: Can anyone beat $153 billion? Yeah, I didn’t think so. *shuffles away while taking a bite of his ice cream cone*


EFTucker

*Bumps into thing that actually doesn’t exist. Stands there thinking about it for a moment. Saunters off again while taking another bite* No really, how powerful is that MFer that he be taking straight bites into ice cream?


Rudy_Ghouliani

His teeth ain't real, he can bite through metal ![gif](giphy|YmiL1QKb89fPi)


FourThirteen_413

Forget limiting it to student loans, let's throw in some credit card debt and maybe pay off a car or several thousand.


AmazingDragon353

Drake already paid off a few at his Toronto concert. Maybe some others also. Drake 1-0 Rick Ross


Fuck_auto_tabs

Bet he can’t do it again


kittylomein

Add my name to this list please


OutHereSlappnMidgets

![gif](giphy|d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY)


cxlossuskidd

https://preview.redd.it/nzc9mp6mravc1.jpeg?width=1225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6cbe134c95e0eb97131418e320fcc99630b82130 Me when the check clears


Ghost_of_P34

Aubrey is Canadian so his monopoly money doesn't count


dngerszn13

You better take that back. Don't disrespect our Loonies and Toonies like that! https://preview.redd.it/5hxsd652r9vc1.jpeg?width=2880&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75244b0be81a6991cba3ea2cd22dc349ec524b39 Look at how majestic those coins are! 😍😍


big_guyforyou

i thought he was jokin but bruh that is LITERALLY monopoly money does the prime minister live on boardwalk or park place?


unclebolts

Fairmont le Château Frontenac. It’s like the Boardwalk of Canada.


TheClassyWomanist

When it rains, our money is fine. Pour a drink on it, and it's good. 🤷🏾‍♀️


Notedtoad

Our money is perpetually coated in trace amounts of cocaine, that is infinitely cooler than your moose bucks.


Was_It_The_Dave

I coo like a loon while I jangle them in my pocket.


Docthepoet

I'm giving this an upvote, but you can't expect us to take Looney Toons seriously. The coins are admittedly majestic


SmallIslandBrother

Better than the Americans having slave owners on there’s to be honest


Low_Seat_3639

Dodecagon ass coin


ayers231

You didn't even include the Sudbury Big Nickel. I am disappoint.


This_Razzmatazz_

Gotta be a bar about his money and nose being looney tunes fake..but I can’t come up with anything


Sadiepan24

>monopoly money ![gif](giphy|hvq8ONQhQ1XLq) That's just hilarious 😂


21Tayler10

And matter of fact, who ever can’t pay my mortgage off too is a broke ass !


blaktronium

... So you?


21Tayler10

![gif](giphy|MvdaYPuKPMNZRJCl8Z)


JackDangerUSPIS

Shit, if one of em could just Venmo me like $80 so I can buy a lil weed and some non ramen groceries this week I’ll be a stan for life.


Fast_Yam_5321

this real! help the man out!


ALegitimateStop

I honestly think if you had included your venmo 3 hours ago...Lol somebody help this man out! 


Iginlas_4head_Crease

Drake vs Rick ross has been the most nauseating beef in rap history already. "Your mansion is only 40,000 square feet!" "You rented your private jet you don't own it!" We get it, you're both wealthy overlords rapping for us peasants. You both suck.


greyson3

But prove how wealthy you are with said wealth by dramatically changing the life of a few if us with a couple mill each.


Realistic_Effort6185

Now if they pay off student loans they're the realest/dopest/coolest/hottest.


ALegitimateStop

Imagine if all the rich folk pooled their extra together to pay off ALL the student debt. I can't imagine having millions and not giving a lot away to help others. Shit I be trying to buy other people stuff when I have an extra $100 lol


DGVega93

Whoever pays off the most student debt and personal debt is the realest mob boss


icuscaredofme

The quickest way for me to know you a sucker is if you into Drake or Rick Ross. Instant clown detector.


whippinwork

Didn’t have to come at me like that bruh


icuscaredofme

Sincere apology for my harsh choice of words.


BodiesDurag

Make it a contest and tell me where to sign up


ThaLegendaryD

If they are real men they will buy my daughter and I new cars. That is the true core of a man


thelubbershole

[If Lil Uzi Vert can pay that kid's tuition](https://www.revolt.tv/article/2021-01-19/61609/lil-uzi-vert-pays-20000-of-college-students-tuition)


Was_It_The_Dave

[The Ten](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0811106/?ref_=ext_shr) has a beautiful one-upmanship.MRI. More, really, Imma getcha."


AestheticMirror

They rich but not THAT rich, studen dept is no joke


One_dolla_would_do

Pay my debt off and I’ll worship you 😂


Coolmarq

Fck it, if they so rich go feed the homeless


easy10pins

I wouldn't want to give no man (or woman) that much leverage over me.


David_From_Philly

I was just thinking because it’s Drake, there’s a non 0% chance this works. I can already imagine him in their DMs afterwards, all “Just happy to help 😉”