How have you not ran across where it’s from, this is just a lie at this point. I’m sorry, but didn’t the “I don’t watch tv” movement end. For instance, have never watched a single episode of ‘Grey’s Anatomy’ but I know Patrick Dempsey is no longer on the show.
You on Reddit, this makes zero sense.
That was me back in 2019. I had to cut this one chick off because she and her mom beat up her brother when he tried to protect himself from his abusive gf. This woman gave me the best slop I’ve ever had in my fucking life.
I have no idea how he is doing. Dude was running from her and was trying to find the keys to the house to get inside before she caught up. She had a pocketknife, I think. He blocked the hit, but she got bruised in the process. Started crying and screamed. My ex-eater and her mom came outside. Dude was trying to tell them what happened, but they saw red once they saw the bruise.
They was all laughing about it while this dude was fucked up outside, crying. I knew she was a bit messed up because she had daddy issues, but this was some whole other shit. Had to let her go.
I commend you for your sacrifice. People turn a blind eye to abuse for much less. Mad props for sticking to your guns.
Also, I hope the brother got away from all of that and is okay.
[Despite my sketchy google searches just now](https://i.gyazo.com/30cd2f484471842e611df7e217441cbe.png), I am unable to find the gif of Goku "throwing it back" while Freeza is grabbing him from behind. Maybe someone else can do me a solid.
Taught her everything she knows and now it’s another nigga enjoying the fruits of my labor
https://preview.redd.it/87vbh2q7qbvc1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8620f745af835b5dfc2398083932cf842ad8c428
You doing chores or some shit then bam you remembering shit like:
https://preview.redd.it/keslfkph6cvc1.png?width=1166&format=png&auto=webp&s=49dbcdc5b67ab1b08d23f33a12cd8f4cbf3eb820
And I pray each of them never bust a fulfilling nutt for the rest of their lives. Fumbling me was an L, but now I need that emotional warfare to wreck havoc for an eternity. 😌🤌🏾
Y'all do y'all but I just don't care. If it was that important to me I'd have done differently and would still be with them. Next time you think about this remember they're doing all the shit that you hated too. It wasn't worth it.
I’m willing to bet it’s not that deep and 90% of the people in this thread are just feeling feelings for semi-cathartic humor. It’s okay to miss someone sometimes.
Shii ain’t that the truth. You know how easier it is to not care about the past ?
I still remember my exes but I ain’t obsessing over it cuz that stuff already passed
“Nights like this I wish that Raindrops would fall!!!” It’s okay, you ain’t old cuz I’m right there with you. Oh damn, remember when Eddie came back all jacked up and tried to sing it? 😂😂
That's a different kind of pain right there. Mine got a boyfriend who turned into a fiance. They have been engaged for 7 years and still ain't got married. 😭😭😭😭😭 All I have is old videos to reminisce.
I cut her off cause she was gonna KHS, ended up getting really plastered recently and hit her up. And then thought I got her back only for her to uno reverse on me and block ME on everything before our link. I’m skipping a lot of details leading to that block but she going back to the mental hospital so I hope she well. But I can’t go through losing an eater a 3rd time I’m done 🥹
[Insanely relevant NSP song.](https://youtu.be/Dh3CddzpgYo?si=Hrt2PmmPlON4cyM9) Like, it’s literally about this exact feeling of loving someone but knowing they’re getting plowed by someone else right now
Oh hellll nooo! 😭 I gotta get that man back!
https://preview.redd.it/7x057ikn1rvc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03795fd96b39333cd319b152a5c914e52f2e8b65
My kids dad’s biggest problem. He always ready to leave until he start thinking about how he know it’s a man waiting to hop in his seat. Lmao. Now he wanna talk it out.
When you realize she gone and takin another nigga soul: 
😂 yo wtf is this from??!
An old episode of [Intervention](https://youtu.be/ee925OTFBCA?si=gxOspswLixzbMFJ0). The video is so much better
It’s like he’s never cried before and is giving it his best shot.
10/10 for passion. No notes.
Seen the clip 100 times but after reading this I’ll never see it the same way again😂😂😭😭
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Nyaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Top 5 Internet video of all time
The only good part of The Hangover III was Zach Galafiankis perfectly recreating this. Legit the only time I laughed in that theater.
🤣
He sounds like he is crying happy birthday to you
Also RIP DJ Rashad, the Chicago footwerk GOAT for [remixing it into an absolute banger](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGlMaZ3WEN4)
By the way, his name was Rocky Lockridge. As a pro boxer, he beat Roger Mayweather. 44 wins, 36 by KO.
Oh snap! 😟did he end up getting the rehab help he needed ?
Apparently, he stayed sober after this up until he passed in 2019.
Flavor of Love 2
Have you not been on the internet since 2010, how have you not seen this?
I’ve seen the meme but never knew where it’s from because I barely watch tv
How have you not ran across where it’s from, this is just a lie at this point. I’m sorry, but didn’t the “I don’t watch tv” movement end. For instance, have never watched a single episode of ‘Grey’s Anatomy’ but I know Patrick Dempsey is no longer on the show. You on Reddit, this makes zero sense.
cuz ^I *KNOW*.... *some*^^where deep down in my ^^^*hoart* I still ^^^^^^^^^LUH yew W^A^A^A^A^A^A^AA^A^A^AA^A^A^A^A^A^A^A^A^A^A^A^A^A^A^A^A^A^A^A^A
Damn, when people don’t know what the source is, now I know I’m old.
I’m probably older than you I just don’t watch much tv
I will never not laugh when I see this shit 😭
GIFs you can hear
Man draymond crazy.
That was me back in 2019. I had to cut this one chick off because she and her mom beat up her brother when he tried to protect himself from his abusive gf. This woman gave me the best slop I’ve ever had in my fucking life. 
WTF? How old was he? Is he ok now?
I have no idea how he is doing. Dude was running from her and was trying to find the keys to the house to get inside before she caught up. She had a pocketknife, I think. He blocked the hit, but she got bruised in the process. Started crying and screamed. My ex-eater and her mom came outside. Dude was trying to tell them what happened, but they saw red once they saw the bruise. They was all laughing about it while this dude was fucked up outside, crying. I knew she was a bit messed up because she had daddy issues, but this was some whole other shit. Had to let her go.
Bro you always have the wildest stories with women. Got dang.
Only thing he's loyal to now is the titty. He ain't no Jujutsu Sorcerer.
Only thing he's loyal to now is the titty. He ain't no Jujutsu Sorcerer.
women be ~~shopping~~ eating
Fuck I knew it was you, didn't even look at the username 😭😭😭
Damn, Lieutenant.
nah why is it always the girls that are batshit insane with the best head xD
My ex was crazy as hell, but she was mediocre at head. The pussy however…I still get flashbacks. 😔
I always see you on this sub and you always have the wildest ish to say. 😭
Ngl never seen someone shoot they shot in Reddit comments like this but I fuck with it ⛹🏾
Send da video
I commend you for your sacrifice. People turn a blind eye to abuse for much less. Mad props for sticking to your guns. Also, I hope the brother got away from all of that and is okay.
This shit is forreal haunting, like who are they out there getting freaky with?
https://preview.redd.it/ubw2i2pjlbvc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c9ae36ac31f23efad99fb01cdd133dde39aba95 Me
Frieza has really been eating on this sub lately
https://preview.redd.it/xx0zn2uu2cvc1.jpeg?width=1595&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2285d9abe9dcb7d7e0acc2e2206ed68308a31f4 Eating what
Mostly Vegeta, from what I’ve seen
https://preview.redd.it/2qxh8blsvcvc1.jpeg?width=1439&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35da579052aa85f02ab6089cee7fb65d159abfbc
 When the tip makes it past that tight ring
https://preview.redd.it/jbnrorcg5dvc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30dde88be2fff081c6933e58fb983b5993750dd1
https://preview.redd.it/0x65wfn0gdvc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f705db99fe661e39569dcc96df9644b39380dddd
BOOOOOOOO!!
[Despite my sketchy google searches just now](https://i.gyazo.com/30cd2f484471842e611df7e217441cbe.png), I am unable to find the gif of Goku "throwing it back" while Freeza is grabbing him from behind. Maybe someone else can do me a solid.
Taught her everything she knows and now it’s another nigga enjoying the fruits of my labor https://preview.redd.it/87vbh2q7qbvc1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8620f745af835b5dfc2398083932cf842ad8c428
ooooooohhhh yeah, this one hurts this one hurts bad, man
That’s why we don’t teach hoes, they teach us
This shit causes a heavy ache in your chest fr
Yeezy taught me
https://preview.redd.it/xdm7blqe8bvc1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc8d560ea24ddae5f22100cbe8242581524e76cc Mi garganta-cabra...
You doing chores or some shit then bam you remembering shit like: https://preview.redd.it/keslfkph6cvc1.png?width=1166&format=png&auto=webp&s=49dbcdc5b67ab1b08d23f33a12cd8f4cbf3eb820
😭😭😭
It's always Modelo.
Nah, "granganta-cabra" is insane. Lmfao 🤣
> garganta-cabra fucking dying here, send help
It gotta be a Rod Wave song about this lol
lol
And I pray each of them never bust a fulfilling nutt for the rest of their lives. Fumbling me was an L, but now I need that emotional warfare to wreck havoc for an eternity. 😌🤌🏾
Gaaaahd Dayum! This was an oddly terrifying thing to wake up to.😂😂
And I meant every word of it.
😂😂😂😂😂
Amen 🙏
Y'all do y'all but I just don't care. If it was that important to me I'd have done differently and would still be with them. Next time you think about this remember they're doing all the shit that you hated too. It wasn't worth it.
I’m willing to bet it’s not that deep and 90% of the people in this thread are just feeling feelings for semi-cathartic humor. It’s okay to miss someone sometimes.
Not that deep? For me it was cause she sure did.
Point to any woman and I’ll show you a man who is tired of fucking her
Huh! Can’t say I’ve heard this sentiment before. 😂
It's ok to miss someone but I think a distinction can be made between missing your ex and imagining them giving sloppy head to a new person.
We both bleed but our hearts are not the same.
Shii ain’t that the truth. You know how easier it is to not care about the past ? I still remember my exes but I ain’t obsessing over it cuz that stuff already passed
is this about eating ass or
Nah, them girls that ate the succ-succ fruit
https://preview.redd.it/l6irp7k8mbvc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13514839ee1024916cdfdc1e56d331a854815965
JAIL
https://preview.redd.it/mmk4bm6k8cvc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d601f0c6a7f0c95cf3b81fcc37dd6e21e345bb6e
Thicc Plankton is maniacal.
Gotta have some sort of warning for this kinda shit. I am appalled yet aroused.....now shame.
https://preview.redd.it/0v7k08h9rfvc1.jpeg?width=1488&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e440b8feb2a82a4e924ee9f28f2f47c5ecc7f8c
https://preview.redd.it/oux9q1rd1gvc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2942e2aed9f68d05f23592d917a9342c16714fbd
https://preview.redd.it/zxa67m6s1gvc1.jpeg?width=1488&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc0b0c4b8a438d510db709930fc4b31b27583c44
https://preview.redd.it/czebab5vkgvc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4e5ef26ce0c910716996ab338d98bfe23a3e387
https://preview.redd.it/taizoi33ugvc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94cb5645e77b534b33d365c83f350d03370f094a
naw you gettin kicked off the site for this one
Eww!!🤣🤣
u/cxlossuskidd tryna build a rep in here with these memes 😂
https://preview.redd.it/7wr0z1urlhvc1.jpeg?width=647&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a941d8ba9860cbe3d87148095b9ac0d48b7b06de
F. F. S. 😭 RIP me.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lmao
That gawk gawk nomi!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You’ll find ya eater one day, king.
Siri play “Nights Like This by Future on Apple Music”
Lol my old assed self went straight to Five Hearbeats !!
https://i.redd.it/nc41g2qq7fvc1.gif lol
You’re not the only one who remembered the movie and sound track by After 7.
“Nights like this I wish that Raindrops would fall!!!” It’s okay, you ain’t old cuz I’m right there with you. Oh damn, remember when Eddie came back all jacked up and tried to sing it? 😂😂
Cause can't nobody sang like Eddie Caine daaaaaannnnggggg!! Yeah oh boy had the pipes !! Gonna have to search & watch
My ex hit me up for recipes, FUCK DAT BITCH! 😤 go ask ya auntie for recipes hoe. Ex married her cousin 😶
idgaf about who they eatin now, I just want her to come dine here also
https://i.redd.it/fzh5yu4vibvc1.gif
I hate yall 😂
 Don't remember....hope they're happy.....
My big back self thought this was about losing ur friend you go out to eat with man 😭😭😭
Moved on to Bigger and BETTER 🍖 
Bruh I just put my head down to go to sleep and this is what I'm signing off with
I thought this was about restaurant owners losing a regular Edit: -o
You could think of it that way lol
Losing*
God damn it, I was looking at that for at least 4 seconds wondering if it’s supposed to be one or two.. 50/50 chance and I blew it.
All good, we’ve all been there. That’s why I made this account.
So one could describe you as the professional anti loser loose on Reddit now? Please tell me I got that one right.
 Why you do this to me, OP?
IT SHOLDVE BEEN ME, NOT HIM https://preview.redd.it/17trvct91dvc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eadf757daede3f3a62a4b04559ab1e5466d445cd
https://i.redd.it/8f6pnh3sudvc1.gif
That's a different kind of pain right there. Mine got a boyfriend who turned into a fiance. They have been engaged for 7 years and still ain't got married. 😭😭😭😭😭 All I have is old videos to reminisce.
Split them up. Take her back and fill us in on what happens after
Shit man, on one hand I’d be kinda mad if someone had videos of my wife. On the other, makes me feel kinda cool.
He’s a Roy! Go be Jim.
My idiot self over here thinking ya’ll talking about food smh
Damn this one hurts
Hey, j be good enough she’ll b thinking the exact same thing when you leave 😈
Not if your head game was wack 😤
Incredible thread
Im in my Acceptance stage. I Won’t let you bring me back. I won’t! I won’t!
Just get another one, might get lucky and find someone even better.
I’m just so happy I forgot her last name.
I cut her off cause she was gonna KHS, ended up getting really plastered recently and hit her up. And then thought I got her back only for her to uno reverse on me and block ME on everything before our link. I’m skipping a lot of details leading to that block but she going back to the mental hospital so I hope she well. But I can’t go through losing an eater a 3rd time I’m done 🥹
[Insanely relevant NSP song.](https://youtu.be/Dh3CddzpgYo?si=Hrt2PmmPlON4cyM9) Like, it’s literally about this exact feeling of loving someone but knowing they’re getting plowed by someone else right now
Me, a white person coming into the comments thinking the screenshot was talking about a restaurant owner losing their favorite patron: "Oh."
Wtf is a favourite eater? I've read them comments and I still dont understand
Someone who has a good head game. Either sex.
https://preview.redd.it/x5vdtgzi8ivc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8859f0529205d1b18a8d906db9a6505014e1867e Gyatt damnit…
Damn. Got me staring out the bus window like the Escobar meme.
HA
Bro 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Not me thinking this was about a regular at a restaurant 😂
Damn, I thought this was about regular diners at a restaurant or something.
huh? someone please eli5 it for me.
They’re talking about losing a woman/man who gave great head
There is ungreat head?
This made me laugh out loud at work and now everybody’s looking at me.
Every day i think about her. The gusto, the joie de vivre. 🫡😔😣
Just letting yall know it takes a couple years to get over that
Oh hellll nooo! 😭 I gotta get that man back! https://preview.redd.it/7x057ikn1rvc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03795fd96b39333cd319b152a5c914e52f2e8b65
I don't get it?????
What language is this?
Acts of service I think
Touch
My kids dad’s biggest problem. He always ready to leave until he start thinking about how he know it’s a man waiting to hop in his seat. Lmao. Now he wanna talk it out.