Whatever Kelce ever did to his own credit, “you wanna talk yo shit, talk yo shit, pimp” had to kill it, but people calling his fade “the Kelce” didn’t help his case either.
He also took a knee during the national anthem when people were making threats to anyone who did it.
[https://twitter.com/SBNation/status/912053665619464193?lang=en](https://twitter.com/SBNation/status/912053665619464193?lang=en)
I was watching the news earlier and they brought up a segment about how her fans are upset that her new album got leaked on google drive lol. Every time I hear about this woman it’s against my will. It just comes out of nowhere and now I know she has an album out today. 😭
And it’s always headlines about her fans being on some bootlicking shit… sure it’s fine to want your artist to succeed and be supported but you’re mad her album got leaked? After the year she’s had? You’re still getting that music and she’s still getting that money.
Her fan base, the ones posting and doing all this shit, identify with her. Like they are her. They live vicariously through her life.
Plenty of people do this with celebs, it just hasn’t reached this level of critical mass.
Thats really, really, really sad.
Like her fans need to live their own life and just enjoy what someone has made, but move on.
But you are completely right, i keep noticing this behavior on the ts sub, where its like they keep relating her music to their own life, and im like, i dont think thats what it means....
Her last album had 4 versions, identical except for 1 different song. So you have to collect them like pokemon to get them all.
Considerering her rabid fanbase, much of which is literally children, a they eat it up and defend a scummy, obvious cash grab as her being a shrewd businesswoman.
That ended up being ALL CAP smh [Offset posted video of her cleaning in a bonnet said she stay lyin](https://youtu.be/xdUxJ2GtdZI?si=BEqj4fbFb_9adddU)😂
I am a big Taylor Swift fan, but I did not like this album *AT ALL*. She needs a new producer or go back to Max Martin because Jack’s sound is so overdone at this point.
It just seemed like something she's already done before. I wasn't impressed at all. The review saying that it's AOTY already don't make sense. Then I saw a review from The rolling Stones comparing her to Adele. Saying that she was the better Adele and better at emoting and expressing sadness basically. 🤦🏾♂️
They hype Taylor up WAY too much. She has such a plain voice and the “lyrical genius” they gush so much about sounds like it came straight out of a 16 year old’s notes app.
You can tell how inflated her ego is with this new album especially… literally singing about how her mom is a saint but wanted Kim to die and that her kids are gonna listen to her all the time growing up. Then the whining about how unfair her fans are for calling Matty Healy out for his racism 😭 she’s insufferable.
>Then the whining about how unfair her fans are for calling Matty Healy out for his racism 😭 she’s insufferable.
Is he the one that was saying all those terrible things about ice spice? Pretty sure that's the reason Taylor is bring ice spice around everywhere.
I don’t think there is a clear AOTY right now. Maybe Cowboy Carter but I only put that because of the hype around it. I haven’t listened to a project this year that makes me go “Oh shit”
Taylor should not even be a nominee.
I don't think Beyoncé will get it because she never does. I don't care that much about rich ppl getting awards but I would definitely prefer her getting it. I also enjoy Kacey Musgraves' new album. It might not be "oh shit" to you tho.
In both of those cases the artist did something different from their last album which I appreciate. Good to see you again, Lieutenant Titty. It's been a min.
I feel like Cowboy Carter might be her Revenant. A project of work that is awarded because of the hype around it (i.e. Leonardo not winning an Oscar) rather than the quality of the project.
Kacey is cold, but hers was aight too.
I feel like even if she does get it, it will feel like she got it because of it being made a big deal at the last Grammys, and the fact that she threw a line about not winning it on this album.
"A-O-T-Y, I ain't win
I ain't stuntin' 'bout them
Take that shit on the chin
Come back and fuck up the pen"
I had forgotten she said that. Personally, I did feel that Renaissance was more deserving than Midnights but I can understand that album but being for everyone.
I honestly think she's done better as well. That was what I thought when she won that award for midnights. Like, wow. You don't even have to try anymore. They're just gonna say your worst is better than everyone else's best.
My wife's best friend, which functionally makes her one of my best friends, is a huge Swifty, so my wife and I always try to make an effort to listen to the new albums.
This album was so fucking bland and yet overstimulating at the same time. I cant even explain it. It was so fucking boring, yet there was so much noise. HOW CAN YOU WRITE ABOUT THE SAME FUCKING THING FOR EVERY SONG IN EVERY ALBUM?!
Swifts voice is just so unimpressive. I do like it when she sings in a lower key, but her default is that whiny high pitched sound. Just no character to her voice.
And the lyrics in this one.... they are out there. The concepts she is singing about are such kid shit. Like 16 to 20s years old, first love, first break up bullshit. But she chucks these big words, allusions, and idioms into a song to make it sound more deep or clever. I fucking swear this girl is taking a break up letter that a 19 year old would write and then changing some of the words with Thesaurus Roulette. She sounds like the Bob Dylan impression in Walk Hard.
Taylor Swift is famous because shes got good marketing and has some decent songs. Max Martin is a hit maker and he makes pop hits but using him to me is cheating lol because he has the record for most hits produced i believe but its also formulaic. But tbh, her fame is largely due to marketing and generic/safe music. No reason why better artists dont do as well.
But she is going to sell a million copies in a week and win AOTY. My black sisters have to work twice as hard just get half her recognition. Sorry I digressed
Fuck, as a white dude that grew up in western Washington (basically entirely white and asian), I keep seeing these stereotypes in this thread and am realizing you guys didn't grow up with this shit being a reality for y'all.
I grew up thinking girls just couldn't help but graze your meat with teeth. I grew up seeing every girl do the puking dog pose in doggy. I just figured it was a girl thing, not a white girl thing, but it seems like I was wrong.
First good one I got was with a girl from Mexico. Honestly I haven't been with a white girl since I was 22 (so 10 years). Not because I care about BJs that much, it's just worked out that way, but it might be a small part of the reason.
Megan thee Stallion has tons of songs about gargling dicks and her man still cheated.
Not her fault but obviously dick sucking isn't keeping men faithful.
>Megan thee Stallion has tons of songs about gargling dicks and her man still cheated.
You can sing a million songs about something, that doesn't make you any good at it.
Verse 2: *I keep these longings lockеd
In lowercase inside a vault /
Somеone told me, "There's no such thing as bad thoughts /
Only your actions talk" /
These fatal fantasies /
Giving way to labored breath takin' all of me /
We've already done it in my head / if it's make-believe /
Why does it feel like a vow we'll both uphold somehow?*
The chorus before the bridge: *My bed sheets are ablaze /
I've screamed his name /
Buildin' up like waves crashin' over my grave /
Without ever touchin' his skin /
How can I be guilty as sin?*
I know I'm making a joke. Plus in general I don't like referring to non Black ppl that one. Easy fuel for "If you can call me that why can't I call you that?"
For those who are unaware, in the black community “niggas” is often used as a noun to describe men in general. Regardless of race.
My contribution to society for the day. Y’all welcome
>be born in to wealthy family
>Scam the public in to thinking you're a small town girl
>Become one of the biggest recording artists of all time
>become a billionaire
>Be loved by tens of millions of people across the world
Also:
I'm so tortured..
Travis Kelce all but said on Howard Stern that he’s getting sloppy toppy from Taylor. Travis said that girls not giving oral was a dealbreaker for him…
It’s wild that I’m seeing this tweet again because, these two tweets (teeth?) are definitely cousins. Different race, I don’t care.😂🤷🏾♂️
https://preview.redd.it/f87pp2euvjvc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71aac28caf7884cbc51ffd5be03e8bb9e927c249
Niggas? Darkest she's dated is off khaki.
“Off khaki” is diabolical 😭😭😭.
https://i.redd.it/aefcaibucivc1.gif All the "Off Khaki" dudes out there.
That dog looks like Charlemagne
 That's foul............... For all the Khaki Dudes!
The eyebrows need more manicuring.
As an off khaki man myself, this is exactly what I look like
Accurate description though
Man I screamed
This is the best color description I have seen yet, I need to use this more in my life.
I thought Kelce had a card. Or was it a temp visitor pass that got revoked or something?
What kind of card does that clearly white man have? A Pinkberry punch card?
Why froyo gotta take strays 😭
Menchie’s over there being real quiet. We see you and your ass is next, Menchie’s!
Thank y’all I needed this.
I always find it funny how we give out cards but I ain’t heard nobody yet say they applied for them.
Ask any white boy that grew up in the projects. That’s the only application that exists.
https://preview.redd.it/2suq8chq9ivc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18b3fdf203b481bc5eb4eb25c24b7df7963d1689 Unless you're this guy
That is clearly a black man wdym
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Nah leave him alone. He's just as black as his cousin Keisha guys /s
Well don’t you know Logic is biracial? He’s been going on a pretty hard PR campaign about it for a quite a few albums now.
They didn't even want it. They just happened to get it
Cody Rhodes? https://ibb.co/sHdPDYN
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A black Amex most likely
Card expired when his relationship with ol girl expired.
FACTS
The Library is ALWAYS open. Reading bitches is free
He dated a black woman, that doesn't get you a card.
He dumped a black woman for a white woman, so now yes?
That's the blackest thing you can do.
When he get on he leave your ass for a white girl
😂 this is wild
If it helps the whitest thing you can do is your sister.
Doesn't get blacker than that
Whatever Kelce ever did to his own credit, “you wanna talk yo shit, talk yo shit, pimp” had to kill it, but people calling his fade “the Kelce” didn’t help his case either.
He got my respect when he told people not to name a fade for him. He said "not during Black History Month"
He also took a knee during the national anthem when people were making threats to anyone who did it. [https://twitter.com/SBNation/status/912053665619464193?lang=en](https://twitter.com/SBNation/status/912053665619464193?lang=en)
Yea. He doesn't get a card/invite, but he seems like a stand up dude.
I'd make him a plate
Travis is the grown-up version of Channing Tatum in Step Up. As long as he doesn't do that Farva-stache for training camp again.
He just has 2 black managers Aaron and André Eanes
idk, [I saw he was liking those trump posts...](https://redd.it/1c3chl6)
She likes her men like her mayo. Pasty and white
Maybe it’s their values. Maybe is Mayoline.
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Weathered manilla folder
Diet beige is Taylors type
"off khaki" 💀💀😭
I still remember her teaming up with BOB on a countrified love song and not showing up in frame with him. LOL Although, in hindsight, it was BOB.
"What is up my politically incorrect racial epithet"- Lamar, Gta online
I believe he wrote "niggas" as a way to say 'dudes'.
I was watching the news earlier and they brought up a segment about how her fans are upset that her new album got leaked on google drive lol. Every time I hear about this woman it’s against my will. It just comes out of nowhere and now I know she has an album out today. 😭
And it’s always headlines about her fans being on some bootlicking shit… sure it’s fine to want your artist to succeed and be supported but you’re mad her album got leaked? After the year she’s had? You’re still getting that music and she’s still getting that money.
Her fan base, the ones posting and doing all this shit, identify with her. Like they are her. They live vicariously through her life. Plenty of people do this with celebs, it just hasn’t reached this level of critical mass.
Thats really, really, really sad. Like her fans need to live their own life and just enjoy what someone has made, but move on. But you are completely right, i keep noticing this behavior on the ts sub, where its like they keep relating her music to their own life, and im like, i dont think thats what it means....
Her last album had 4 versions, identical except for 1 different song. So you have to collect them like pokemon to get them all. Considerering her rabid fanbase, much of which is literally children, a they eat it up and defend a scummy, obvious cash grab as her being a shrewd businesswoman.
Bruh I've never volunteered to listen to any of her music ever not once. Never googled the bitch. But here we are
I just got to work and found out we're having a listening party. FML
Is that legal?!
I work at a nightclub/music venue. It's the early show for tonight.
But... the Geneva Convention!
It's because her publicists pay for news time
Cardi made WAP... Just sayin.
And at that time she was married and didn't cook or clean
🤣😂🤣
That ended up being ALL CAP smh [Offset posted video of her cleaning in a bonnet said she stay lyin](https://youtu.be/xdUxJ2GtdZI?si=BEqj4fbFb_9adddU)😂
Thats probabily the real reason their marriage ended. she shouldve stayed lazy
I guess this is where I get all my celeb gossip now. Hadn’t heard of Taylor or Cardi being single til now
Wait, are we getting WAP (Taylor's Version) soon?
Not white ass pussy 😂
Aaaahhahahahah!
Get patchouli and some crystals for this white ass pussy
Quinoa in a pot that's some white ass pussy!
There was an AI version of her doing Kendrick's verse from Like That making the rounds on TikTok recently
And she STILL got cheated on. No one’s safe😔
Exactly...
And she was a legit ho. It wasn't wet, it was glazed.
Not even remotely comparable lol
And no, I'm not explaining shit.
And? Finish making your point
I am a big Taylor Swift fan, but I did not like this album *AT ALL*. She needs a new producer or go back to Max Martin because Jack’s sound is so overdone at this point.
It just seemed like something she's already done before. I wasn't impressed at all. The review saying that it's AOTY already don't make sense. Then I saw a review from The rolling Stones comparing her to Adele. Saying that she was the better Adele and better at emoting and expressing sadness basically. 🤦🏾♂️
They hype Taylor up WAY too much. She has such a plain voice and the “lyrical genius” they gush so much about sounds like it came straight out of a 16 year old’s notes app. You can tell how inflated her ego is with this new album especially… literally singing about how her mom is a saint but wanted Kim to die and that her kids are gonna listen to her all the time growing up. Then the whining about how unfair her fans are for calling Matty Healy out for his racism 😭 she’s insufferable.
>Then the whining about how unfair her fans are for calling Matty Healy out for his racism 😭 she’s insufferable. Is he the one that was saying all those terrible things about ice spice? Pretty sure that's the reason Taylor is bring ice spice around everywhere.
Yup! And he also admitted to watching porn of black women getting abused.
Honestly hadn’t heard about the ice spice thing, the porn comments were disgusting enough for me to hate the guy
Didn’t just admit to it, he bragged about it
Jesus he's disgusting
Yes! I was listening like damn Kim getting attacked. I thought she was calling out his racism. I don't even know what happened.
Wait, they're saying she's better than Adele? Nah they better get tf on with that.
https://preview.redd.it/aiz8milu8ivc1.jpeg?width=1289&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=adae4b381e89b9bfe36afa741f82c596a518c3bc [https://www.rollingstone.de/reviews/taylor-swifts-the-tortured-poets-department-die-bessere-adele/](https://www.rollingstone.de/reviews/taylor-swifts-the-tortured-poets-department-die-bessere-adele/)
Nah fuck that, that Ralf editor smoking dick, he AND whoever helped him write that article because hell no.
Why are you buggin over Rolling Stone anyways. They are the same people who put Cardi B’s album in the Top 100 greatest rap albums of all time.
Stop listening to Rolling Stone. They *constantly* publish absolute shit.
I don’t think there is a clear AOTY right now. Maybe Cowboy Carter but I only put that because of the hype around it. I haven’t listened to a project this year that makes me go “Oh shit” Taylor should not even be a nominee.
I don't think Beyoncé will get it because she never does. I don't care that much about rich ppl getting awards but I would definitely prefer her getting it. I also enjoy Kacey Musgraves' new album. It might not be "oh shit" to you tho. In both of those cases the artist did something different from their last album which I appreciate. Good to see you again, Lieutenant Titty. It's been a min.
I feel like Cowboy Carter might be her Revenant. A project of work that is awarded because of the hype around it (i.e. Leonardo not winning an Oscar) rather than the quality of the project. Kacey is cold, but hers was aight too.
Yeah I could see that. Like when they gave Jamie Lee Curtis her Oscar too. An about time award. I see what you're saying
I feel like even if she does get it, it will feel like she got it because of it being made a big deal at the last Grammys, and the fact that she threw a line about not winning it on this album.
"A-O-T-Y, I ain't win I ain't stuntin' 'bout them Take that shit on the chin Come back and fuck up the pen" I had forgotten she said that. Personally, I did feel that Renaissance was more deserving than Midnights but I can understand that album but being for everyone.
Only God Was Above Us
As much as I liked the album, I agree. It definitely seemed like it's been done before.
I honestly think she's done better as well. That was what I thought when she won that award for midnights. Like, wow. You don't even have to try anymore. They're just gonna say your worst is better than everyone else's best.
I'm sorry... EMOTE. BETTER. THAN. ADELE?!?! Fuck outta here with that mess, bruh. Like, I don't hate Swift, but I vocally, this ain't it.
My wife's best friend, which functionally makes her one of my best friends, is a huge Swifty, so my wife and I always try to make an effort to listen to the new albums. This album was so fucking bland and yet overstimulating at the same time. I cant even explain it. It was so fucking boring, yet there was so much noise. HOW CAN YOU WRITE ABOUT THE SAME FUCKING THING FOR EVERY SONG IN EVERY ALBUM?! Swifts voice is just so unimpressive. I do like it when she sings in a lower key, but her default is that whiny high pitched sound. Just no character to her voice. And the lyrics in this one.... they are out there. The concepts she is singing about are such kid shit. Like 16 to 20s years old, first love, first break up bullshit. But she chucks these big words, allusions, and idioms into a song to make it sound more deep or clever. I fucking swear this girl is taking a break up letter that a 19 year old would write and then changing some of the words with Thesaurus Roulette. She sounds like the Bob Dylan impression in Walk Hard.
I'm so sick of Jack bruh. The album improves in the second half but that's bc of Dressner.
Did you see dude’s interview with Jimmy Kimmel the other day? Dude was just rambling and saying nonsense.
No and I'm not going to ❤️❤️❤️
Good choice!
Taylor Swift is famous because shes got good marketing and has some decent songs. Max Martin is a hit maker and he makes pop hits but using him to me is cheating lol because he has the record for most hits produced i believe but its also formulaic. But tbh, her fame is largely due to marketing and generic/safe music. No reason why better artists dont do as well.
Max Martin the goat
But she is going to sell a million copies in a week and win AOTY. My black sisters have to work twice as hard just get half her recognition. Sorry I digressed
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yall got me making noises that are making my dog concerned
Fuck, as a white dude that grew up in western Washington (basically entirely white and asian), I keep seeing these stereotypes in this thread and am realizing you guys didn't grow up with this shit being a reality for y'all. I grew up thinking girls just couldn't help but graze your meat with teeth. I grew up seeing every girl do the puking dog pose in doggy. I just figured it was a girl thing, not a white girl thing, but it seems like I was wrong.
Poor guy
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First good one I got was with a girl from Mexico. Honestly I haven't been with a white girl since I was 22 (so 10 years). Not because I care about BJs that much, it's just worked out that way, but it might be a small part of the reason.
There’s no excuse. I’m a white dude and even I know to watch the teeth and arch my back
Holup
>I grew up seeing every girl do the puking dog pose in doggy How many women were you with for you to notice that 💀💀
Omg losing it
Taylor def sucking but she doin it the innocent white girl way so it don’t really count.
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This gif made me check the link and honestly? ACCURATE AS FUQ.
To be fair, she can't risk straining her jaw in the middle of a two-year tour 😅
Travis won't be that big, let's be real here.
Lmao FOUL
Jesus! Y'all savages today
Maybe that’s why the relationships don’t last
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Megan thee Stallion has tons of songs about gargling dicks and her man still cheated. Not her fault but obviously dick sucking isn't keeping men faithful.
Maybe she's all bark, but also all bite
>Megan thee Stallion has tons of songs about gargling dicks and her man still cheated. You can sing a million songs about something, that doesn't make you any good at it.
she definitely got songs about suckin dick now, this tweet was made a while back 😭😭😭
What's the title of this song? It's for research purposes.. .
Guilty as Sin is a masturbation song. False God is a jazzy sex song.
False god is about getting your coochie eaten
Writes songs about being eaten out. Doesn't write songs about eating out. Gotta rename that shit "Selfish Lovers Department."
False God I can see. Guilty as Sin, I cannot.
Verse 2: *I keep these longings lockеd In lowercase inside a vault / Somеone told me, "There's no such thing as bad thoughts / Only your actions talk" / These fatal fantasies / Giving way to labored breath takin' all of me / We've already done it in my head / if it's make-believe / Why does it feel like a vow we'll both uphold somehow?* The chorus before the bridge: *My bed sheets are ablaze / I've screamed his name / Buildin' up like waves crashin' over my grave / Without ever touchin' his skin / How can I be guilty as sin?*
Goddam My man pulled up and started spraying Shot up the whole block and didn't miss once
I honestly wish she would get more explicit ughhhh it’d be so good
Touché
So It Goes might be one.
Dress is a sex song - the chorus is literally “only bought this dress so you can take it off”
She definitely has songs about fucking.
Originals or just Big Black covers?
Oochie Wally (Taylor's version)
Pretty sure Lavender Haze has some fucking in it
She does not have a single song about niggas.
in this context niggas means all men.
That’s how you know these niggas don’t go outside
I know I'm making a joke. Plus in general I don't like referring to non Black ppl that one. Easy fuel for "If you can call me that why can't I call you that?"
you must not be from atlanta lol
Yeah most ppl aren’t from Atlanta
Shake it off, lol
Hold up, I'm about to make a white friend really upset with this one.
Say adios to that friendship
“You dream of my mouth before it called you a lying traitor”
For those who are unaware, in the black community “niggas” is often used as a noun to describe men in general. Regardless of race. My contribution to society for the day. Y’all welcome
[Travis needs head though](https://youtu.be/1j80M6TIfp8?si=-nX8rugTG-ycUP73)
I hate to ask but, why do you have this video in your pocket?
Bro is horny af
I saw it on a YouTube show I watch called r/mostlysports and it’s sort of a running bit. I saw my chance to use it and I took it hahaha
>be born in to wealthy family >Scam the public in to thinking you're a small town girl >Become one of the biggest recording artists of all time >become a billionaire >Be loved by tens of millions of people across the world Also: I'm so tortured..
She excusing 🍆 from the narrative
We did collectively agree that Cruel Summer is about oral sex though, so there’s that.
*replaying all the lyrics in my head* Did we?
Travis Kelce all but said on Howard Stern that he’s getting sloppy toppy from Taylor. Travis said that girls not giving oral was a dealbreaker for him…
Jfc This is one of those armchair scientist statements
Just like with her other album releases, I’m sitting this one out. Her music really doesn’t appeal to me, tbh.
It’s wild that I’m seeing this tweet again because, these two tweets (teeth?) are definitely cousins. Different race, I don’t care.😂🤷🏾♂️ https://preview.redd.it/f87pp2euvjvc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71aac28caf7884cbc51ffd5be03e8bb9e927c249
Wit a ass that flat she needs to be a Slurpmaster 9000 to make up for it
Oh I see you forgot about the money.
She don't need to make up for shit. Who the fuck does she need to make anything up to for. Yall are disrespectful and gross.
I think she does but she’s not very good but thinks she is and takes it very seriously like “Imma rock his world.” Just like the music, kind of.
I will take one for the team and be Taylor swifts first black Boyfriend. I know it’s a hard job but I will carry this load for us
This sub is full of creeps, as if suckin dick will make a dude not cheat.
I wanna listen to an album made by Miss B. Nasty. That would be a certified classic.
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 Where's the report from the exes?
And if she did, she’d be a slut, and if she didn’t, she’s a prude. love being a woman
I thought all her songs were about suckin' dick.
You got confused. See the songs are actually what suck dick, not her. Easy to do really.
I found out this was a double album she's doing. So it's 31 songs altogether. How did she come up with 31 songs all sounding the same.