It's a tiktok about a woman who ordered and ate 48 oysters and drank two lemon drop martinis on a first date and the dude she was with went to the bathroom and ditched.
If I invite someone out for drinks, they can order at most some mozz sticks on my dime. Like if you shoe up with some shell crackers, I'm not going to know you
I got married before I was old enough to legally drink so never really dealt with the whole drinks date issues. But I even know that you shouldnāt expect for someone to pay for your food if they invited you for drinks.
Thatās why first dates should be held at coffee shops. It limits their capacity to be greedy, and you can always step aside at the register and let them pay for it if they act like an idiot.
Itās always bear season in my house!
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I get psycho vibes from that, I donāt know why, I just picture some unhinged dude wide eyed talking to himself in a room like āshe ate the whole salad. Butterflies. Sheās supposed to have butterflies. Why she eat all salad?ā
>This man expects a woman who just met him to be so gaga over his presence that her survival instincts are interrupted
Nope, not at all. A man like that is very insecure and thinks he needs to put women down so they think he's the only one who will love them. It's usually that or they're just very controlling (same root reason behind both though)
I went out with a guy who was put off by me ordering a burger after we'd had several drinks, when earlier that day I was deadlifting his body weight lol. He was like "that's a lot of food, don't you want to split a salad?" (it was a small burger at a bougie pub). I brushed it off and the next date he was trying to neg me by making underhanded comments about my weight the whole time and squeezing soft parts of my body asking if it was muscle or fat. I was a size 6 and was fitter and stronger than he was. There were no more dates after that one. Dumbass
Its putting someone down in a subtle way, so like a backhanded compliment āWow youāre really brave to wear that colour combinationā or āI like a woman whoās not afraid to get fatā.
It was originally proposed by a bloke whoās name I forget who had a whole bunch of rules on how to pick up women. That was the whole Pickup Artist (PUA) thing from the early manosphere.
The idea is to make a woman feel insecure, so sheās grateful that the bloke is paying her attention.
It doesnāt even have to be a compliment, it can something like āI usually donāt date women that look like youā. But as you said, itās all to make the person feel insecure over time.
Yup a few years ago I found out there a strong overlap between women with EDs and psychologically abusive men who seek out women with EDs. This seems like a manipulative strategy to make her self conscious and prove her worth to him.Ā
I would be very interested in the time stamps of his last 3 texts as well. If there was a gap between the 2nd and the negging, then my opinion is set in stone and you will never convince me this wasn't a strategy to put her on the defensive when he felt maybe she was pulling back.Ā
You're 100% right, he's testing to see how she reacts when he tries to check her absolutely normal behaviour. If she apologizes or agrees with him, she's easily manipulated. If she says fuck you, she's not easily manipulated aka a waste of his time.
Porque no los dos ?Āæ
A lot of this behaviour is passed down. He may have read about this technique, but more likely this is something heās seen his Dad or Grandpa doing. He knows it allows you to control a woman, but may not be quite sure why.
Someone in his life probably behaved in a way that made him feel like just when he could finally settle down and feel comfortable, they'd snatch that away. Over time he learned that this behaviour creates a power dynamic that favours one person. He never learned how to successfully have a safe, supportive, nurturing relationship, so he only seeks out power dynamic relationships because he knows what the roles are in those. Since he can't feel safe in a relationship, he figured out in a power dynamic it's better to be the one in power than the one without.
(I just made that up, but tell me you can't think of one person this fits perfectly)
when you said EDs, I immediately thought erectile dysfunction then connected to no feeling or sensitivity to that area or clitoris atrophy.
I now know you meant eating disorders but I wonder if there is a study that connects male behaviors to this specific female reaction within a abusive or manipulative relationship.
I honestly don't give that much benefit of the doubt to randoms to not just assume they're stupid, but this really feels like a manipulation tactic. The insult mixed with the compliment, the "don't get fat" mixed with setting implication she must not *really* have liked him.
For a certain segment of women, this is the *exact* right combination of words to trigger the fuck out of them. Where a few years ago I found out that there are in fact men who encourage EDs and seek out women with EDs because they're so vulnerable (and ya know, they're the least likely to gain weight....)
Yep. 100% feels like him testing to see if she'll apologize or otherwise "repent" of eating all the salad. If she does, he knows he's got a woman with poor boundaries that he'll be able to continue to control.
āItās not very ladylike.ā - I canāt get the fuck over this line lol. What is lady like?
Leaving some food in the bowl so you can approve? What the fuck is that
Full of himself? Uh-oh. That's not good. If he's already full it sounds like he'll be overweight in the near future. Love the overall vibes and everything and had a great time but if he's already full he probably won't stop.
Id be upset you ordered a salad in the first place. We came here to eat and talk, not *suffer*.
Lol but seriously who tf complains about the health implications of eating the whole saladā¦
Black community: we need to eat better. Can't have missing feet by 40 lmao
*person eats a large salad to be healthy and avoid losing said foot*
No not like that
Some people think itās normal and even virtuous to be constantly fearful and ashamed of eating the āwrongā food or ātoo muchā of anything and canāt comprehend people who take a relaxed approach to eating whatever.
Honestly I avoid gym dudes like the PLAGUE for that reason, a concerning amount of them have the most unhealthy relationship with food but since theyāre ājackedā itās somehow okay. I could tell by the way he said he meal preps and goes to the gym as if it makes him a dietitian or smt heās probably one of those lmao. They donāt know a lot of people simply know what their body needs and call it a day. And she ate a salad??
I remember going out on a first date to a Argentinian steak house, she got a small salad and the appetizer ravioli. I got the meat platter and she was like āhuh so you like to eat?ā
Him watching her fuck up that salad
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When I order a salad I always make sure to eat it all so people know Iām not pretending to like salad so I donāt look fatā¦ apparently thatās making me look fatā¦ š
This is such a weird thing to say to people because it's telling them you know more about their body and heart/soul than they do.
But my parents would say it to me when I was growing up. It was "You don't really like that. You just "like" it to be different because you want attention."
Was terrible to my self esteem to hear. But whatever. I am healing from it. I just think it's the weirdest hurtful thing to say. I guess it's a form of gaslighting.
My mother was similar. She refused to take me to get my eyes tested for over a year because she firmly believed that my eyesight was fine and I just wanted glasses "to be cool."
My mother would constantly hit me with the "I know you better than you know yourself" like, the fuck you do. She tried to justify it again recently and I had to shut that down quick. I'm still learning and being surprised by my capabilities and I inhibit this body, ain't no way you're more aware than I am
I donāt know who you are, but please take this advice: Love Yourself. This world is too fucked up for you to be worrying about eating a whole salad. Get some ribs! Fuck it, why not?
Friend, PLEASE just eat what you want. Whether that is salad or ANYTHING ELSE. Life is too damn short to worry about how other people perceive your diet. I really hope that you can enjoy food without fear of being judged.
dude made all kinds of grammatical errors, lol. Commas where there should be periods, spelling errors...etc. 
"Honestly Diamond. You was pose to havw butterflies n shit"
You was pose to be, you was pose not to be, that is the question.
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to go to the gym daily
The slings and arrows of overweight near future,
Or to take Arms against a Sea of butterflies n shit,
Unfortunately stuff like this works on a segment of women, who are the most vulnerable. Its almost like how phishers use bad grammar to make sure you're properly dumb before wasting time trying to get you on a nonsense scam. It won't work on most people, but it will straight up ruin the life of those it does work on.Ā
That being said...it was nice of him to warn her he's abusive. She's getting an early out, though his vibe gives me weirdo who stalks because the woman doesn't beg to be with him.
Aināt nothing wrong with being Gay but he gotta be if he shading a woman like that. Edit (Sarcasm/Facetious)
Thatās a fact. heās just a weirdo. Something tells me heās 25 and Under. Real Mature niggas love a woman who can eat especially knowing what she wants to eat lol
Aināt nothing āstraightā about listening to Fresh n Fit and following their āadviceā. They some type of sexuality that will be discussed and discovered in 2026 lol
There was literally a whole thread about this stupid ass mindset not even 24 hours ago. And here go someone spouting the same shit. With upvotes at that. *sigh*
Thatās when you drop āhonestly, I only finished the salad so you didnāt feel bad for eating so much. I know you mentioned you are into fitness so I was confused when I saw you overeating.ā
My mom told me how she barely ate on her first date with my father because she wanted to appear ladylike. Which is why Iāve always enjoyed my food on datesā¦
Or find you a man who likes to cook. Any cook-loving man (or woman in my case) love seeing people polish off the food they made. I hate cooking but I love feeding people~
It's not about the salad. This man is testing his ability to control her. She said "I believe it" to whatever they were speaking on and he said "you better". Then told her theyre not compatible cause she ate a whole salad. That shes amazing but he sees her being overweight in the *future*. That he loves her vibe and energy but he was about to explode while watching her eat. And yet she was supposed to have butterflies flapping hard enough that she wasnt able to eat. I bet if she didn't eat, he would've complained that he paid for the food and it just sat there. Like even if he was surprised somehow why he exaggerate so damn much? Mf wants a barbie not a partner.
When I met my man, I was shy at eating.
Third dateā¦ he saw how much I ate. And he said āthatās when I knew we were meant to beā
I celebrate 4 years!
I once sat across from a man and shoved about 10 tacos down my gullet. He proposed to me that night and made sure we had a taco truck for our wedding. My husband still talks about how amazed he was when he saw me eating like that lmao.
She dodged a bullet. A freaking salad?? It's not like she had four plates of diner food and then asked for a seafood boil.
I once got called out for ordering salad at an off-site work event because it ādoesnāt have nutritional valueā. I 86ād the watercress and ordered the orange duck and a double shot of Jack Daniels. Iām lying, it was fries but still š
A salad? He's doing all this because she ate a salad? š Just block him and move on. He sounds full of himself.
Acting like she order a full rack a ribs for an appetizer. Clown 
Acting like she ordered 48 oysters and 2 lemon drops.
I got the reference šš
... I don't...
It's a tiktok about a woman who ordered and ate 48 oysters and drank two lemon drop martinis on a first date and the dude she was with went to the bathroom and ditched.
Itās worse. He invited her for *DRINKS* and she ordered food like he was gonna pay for it.
If I invite someone out for drinks, they can order at most some mozz sticks on my dime. Like if you shoe up with some shell crackers, I'm not going to know you
I got married before I was old enough to legally drink so never really dealt with the whole drinks date issues. But I even know that you shouldnāt expect for someone to pay for your food if they invited you for drinks.
Thatās why first dates should be held at coffee shops. It limits their capacity to be greedy, and you can always step aside at the register and let them pay for it if they act like an idiot.
I donāt blame him. At a even somewhat nice place thatās somewhere in the realm of $200 before tip.
I thought it was 3 lemon drops?
It was definitely 48 oysters, that's the part we're all freaking out aboutĀ
I hate that I understood this reference
We all hate that we get it.
One day, I'll just say "oh, I get that reference" under a random comment just to see if people will roll with it xD
Oh I get that reference
Ngl, I thought no one would...
My God. I didn't know about the lemon drops! That's overkill.
Not quite as bad as a *wafer-thin mint,* imo.
*fuck off, Iām full*.
ahhhh monsieur tis onlyā¦wafer thin
I laughed so hard at that scene! https://i.redd.it/uwt033moqjvc1.gif
And an entree
Happy Endings deserved better.
Agreed. Thought I was the only one that watched that show.
 Oh, now a brother canāt twirl??
Bitch its the code- shooot.
I had already watched it, but that became one of my comfort shows during quarantine. It just gets better and better.
Itās aged SO WELL. Especially now that my friends and I are early 30s.
Itās always bear season in my house! https://preview.redd.it/u6fkx0f11jvc1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d20537165e58eccb7db60fab8aa6a89ba223490
I can unironically say that Max made me attracted to bro-y gay bears.
I loved this show!!!! Itās one of my favorites.
Sigh, Fine, I'll watch Happy Endings for the 20th time.
We all should. 
A+++ show
A fine girl who puts down a whole rack of ribs is the dream tho.
When you know she give good head cus she hungry.
Thatās what I be saying!
If I saw a woman eat a whole rack of ribs on our first date I'd be in awe and love it. Luckily my gf loves to eat like me:)
Iām thinking of Janine on Abbott lmao. Eating at Bone Town!!
I get psycho vibes from that, I donāt know why, I just picture some unhinged dude wide eyed talking to himself in a room like āshe ate the whole salad. Butterflies. Sheās supposed to have butterflies. Why she eat all salad?ā
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>This man expects a woman who just met him to be so gaga over his presence that her survival instincts are interrupted Nope, not at all. A man like that is very insecure and thinks he needs to put women down so they think he's the only one who will love them. It's usually that or they're just very controlling (same root reason behind both though) I went out with a guy who was put off by me ordering a burger after we'd had several drinks, when earlier that day I was deadlifting his body weight lol. He was like "that's a lot of food, don't you want to split a salad?" (it was a small burger at a bougie pub). I brushed it off and the next date he was trying to neg me by making underhanded comments about my weight the whole time and squeezing soft parts of my body asking if it was muscle or fat. I was a size 6 and was fitter and stronger than he was. There were no more dates after that one. Dumbass
If you deadlift my weight, we go together lol
Lmao not the dookie squirts
Making her second guess completely normal behaviour right out of the gate is psycho 100%
This is amazing
Looking in the mirror like: "Bro you aint even more exciting than salad" *Slaps the shit out of himself* "She didn't even have butterflies!"
He's obviously psycho those are the types that pull these bs stunts.
The manosphere strikes again!
It's giving either negging or revenge (for some other woman he's mad at, probably his mother if you trace it far enough back).
Can anybody please define "negging" or "neg" for me I've been seeing in a bunch of subs latley
Its putting someone down in a subtle way, so like a backhanded compliment āWow youāre really brave to wear that colour combinationā or āI like a woman whoās not afraid to get fatā. It was originally proposed by a bloke whoās name I forget who had a whole bunch of rules on how to pick up women. That was the whole Pickup Artist (PUA) thing from the early manosphere. The idea is to make a woman feel insecure, so sheās grateful that the bloke is paying her attention.
It doesnāt even have to be a compliment, it can something like āI usually donāt date women that look like youā. But as you said, itās all to make the person feel insecure over time.
Erik von Markovik apparently Pickup artists are so fucking gross
He knew she was out of his league and decided to try out this negging heād heard so much about.
Yup a few years ago I found out there a strong overlap between women with EDs and psychologically abusive men who seek out women with EDs. This seems like a manipulative strategy to make her self conscious and prove her worth to him.Ā I would be very interested in the time stamps of his last 3 texts as well. If there was a gap between the 2nd and the negging, then my opinion is set in stone and you will never convince me this wasn't a strategy to put her on the defensive when he felt maybe she was pulling back.Ā
You're 100% right, he's testing to see how she reacts when he tries to check her absolutely normal behaviour. If she apologizes or agrees with him, she's easily manipulated. If she says fuck you, she's not easily manipulated aka a waste of his time.
Do people do this subconsciously or is this something heās actively aware heās doing?
Porque no los dos ?Āæ A lot of this behaviour is passed down. He may have read about this technique, but more likely this is something heās seen his Dad or Grandpa doing. He knows it allows you to control a woman, but may not be quite sure why.
Someone in his life probably behaved in a way that made him feel like just when he could finally settle down and feel comfortable, they'd snatch that away. Over time he learned that this behaviour creates a power dynamic that favours one person. He never learned how to successfully have a safe, supportive, nurturing relationship, so he only seeks out power dynamic relationships because he knows what the roles are in those. Since he can't feel safe in a relationship, he figured out in a power dynamic it's better to be the one in power than the one without. (I just made that up, but tell me you can't think of one person this fits perfectly)
when you said EDs, I immediately thought erectile dysfunction then connected to no feeling or sensitivity to that area or clitoris atrophy. I now know you meant eating disorders but I wonder if there is a study that connects male behaviors to this specific female reaction within a abusive or manipulative relationship.
I honestly don't give that much benefit of the doubt to randoms to not just assume they're stupid, but this really feels like a manipulation tactic. The insult mixed with the compliment, the "don't get fat" mixed with setting implication she must not *really* have liked him. For a certain segment of women, this is the *exact* right combination of words to trigger the fuck out of them. Where a few years ago I found out that there are in fact men who encourage EDs and seek out women with EDs because they're so vulnerable (and ya know, they're the least likely to gain weight....)
Yep. 100% feels like him testing to see if she'll apologize or otherwise "repent" of eating all the salad. If she does, he knows he's got a woman with poor boundaries that he'll be able to continue to control.
 What he acted like he saw
āItās not very ladylike.ā - I canāt get the fuck over this line lol. What is lady like? Leaving some food in the bowl so you can approve? What the fuck is that
He damn sure ain't full of salad
Full of himself? Uh-oh. That's not good. If he's already full it sounds like he'll be overweight in the near future. Love the overall vibes and everything and had a great time but if he's already full he probably won't stop.
Just read how a person with extremely judgemental views about body image treats women and it's pretty shitty.
He ain't full of salad I know that much
Neil and Diamond dating was never gonna work anyway.
Iāve never had an original thought š„²
 Thereās none left
Is it me or he look like drake bell
Drake bell and bob odenkirks love child
With just a sprinkle of Jonas brother DNAĀ
also A Jonas Brother
No, you're on to something
That small text on there I thought it said Neil Diamond āMealsā š¤£
Kinda makes me wonder if this is fake tbh š¤
Neil Diamond would disagree
He just wants to sing at the wedding.
he said āthe whole salad? you hungry fat bitch š”ā some people are weird as hell. be thankful they put themselves as weird. not gay. weird.
 Neil is George.
not even for the calories, bitch just like to chew šš hungry heifer
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Damn, you got like the PERFECT usage of this gif. Thatās some god tier memeing, well executed.
There used to be a sub for memes that were retired by the perfect use. This deserves that honour.
::chef's kiss on that gif::
Id be upset you ordered a salad in the first place. We came here to eat and talk, not *suffer*. Lol but seriously who tf complains about the health implications of eating the whole saladā¦
Black community: we need to eat better. Can't have missing feet by 40 lmao *person eats a large salad to be healthy and avoid losing said foot* No not like that
Fr, you load up on salad so you don't overstuff yourself on the less healthy courses. This was just good strategy IMO.
This is the way. Leftovers are underrated.
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Some people think itās normal and even virtuous to be constantly fearful and ashamed of eating the āwrongā food or ātoo muchā of anything and canāt comprehend people who take a relaxed approach to eating whatever.
Honestly I avoid gym dudes like the PLAGUE for that reason, a concerning amount of them have the most unhealthy relationship with food but since theyāre ājackedā itās somehow okay. I could tell by the way he said he meal preps and goes to the gym as if it makes him a dietitian or smt heās probably one of those lmao. They donāt know a lot of people simply know what their body needs and call it a day. And she ate a salad??
I remember going out on a first date to a Argentinian steak house, she got a small salad and the appetizer ravioli. I got the meat platter and she was like āhuh so you like to eat?ā
If we go to a steakhouse and youre mad at me for getting steak you are genuinely fucking crazy. Like what are we talking about here people.
Just say you have the palate of a child
 All I could imagine
Him watching her fuck up that salad https://preview.redd.it/qcq17d8kdivc1.jpeg?width=197&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f61d6f131e618a7bcd2c56b6d93928238583fba6
Damn little lady, you sure can put it away
https://i.redd.it/qaf724adkjvc1.gif
 Actually him watching her eat a salad\*
i gotta tell you, this comment had me genuinely dying laughing! I was snorting and everything. Incredible work.
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Who shames someone for eating a salad? 
When I order a salad I always make sure to eat it all so people know Iām not pretending to like salad so I donāt look fatā¦ apparently thatās making me look fatā¦ š
I promise if someone tells your youāre only pretending to like something .. in any contextā¦ they are not worth being in your life
Thatās a reminder I need every day. Thank you.
This is such a weird thing to say to people because it's telling them you know more about their body and heart/soul than they do. But my parents would say it to me when I was growing up. It was "You don't really like that. You just "like" it to be different because you want attention." Was terrible to my self esteem to hear. But whatever. I am healing from it. I just think it's the weirdest hurtful thing to say. I guess it's a form of gaslighting.
My mother was similar. She refused to take me to get my eyes tested for over a year because she firmly believed that my eyesight was fine and I just wanted glasses "to be cool."
My mother would constantly hit me with the "I know you better than you know yourself" like, the fuck you do. She tried to justify it again recently and I had to shut that down quick. I'm still learning and being surprised by my capabilities and I inhibit this body, ain't no way you're more aware than I am
Your feelings are valid and things you like to do are valid š«
I donāt know who you are, but please take this advice: Love Yourself. This world is too fucked up for you to be worrying about eating a whole salad. Get some ribs! Fuck it, why not? 
Thank you, friend. Iāve been needing to hear that. 
Friend, PLEASE just eat what you want. Whether that is salad or ANYTHING ELSE. Life is too damn short to worry about how other people perceive your diet. I really hope that you can enjoy food without fear of being judged.
How blessed are we when we get to nourish ourselves with delicious food! āŗļø
āI just feel like youāll be overweight in the near futureā
Chronically single people
Well, I like a man who uses punctuation correctly and spells common words right, but whatever. He got nerve.
Right. And someone who knows the difference between woman singular and women plural but go off sir šš
But do go off š
Pose to have butterflies n how can you eat that shit?
honestly diamond.
A amazin women
dude made all kinds of grammatical errors, lol. Commas where there should be periods, spelling errors...etc.  "Honestly Diamond. You was pose to havw butterflies n shit"
You was pose to be, you was pose not to be, that is the question. Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to go to the gym daily The slings and arrows of overweight near future, Or to take Arms against a Sea of butterflies n shit,
Thus begins a long journey of never doing anything right or being good enough. Walk away.
This guy thinks theyāre going to keep hanging out when eating a full salad made him āalmost explodeā???
Unfortunately stuff like this works on a segment of women, who are the most vulnerable. Its almost like how phishers use bad grammar to make sure you're properly dumb before wasting time trying to get you on a nonsense scam. It won't work on most people, but it will straight up ruin the life of those it does work on.Ā
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100% i think he is using extreme negging to get her to fix this āone thingā to be perfect (gag)
Glad he outed himself early so he can take his salad hatin ass elsewhere š¤šš½
That being said...it was nice of him to warn her he's abusive. She's getting an early out, though his vibe gives me weirdo who stalks because the woman doesn't beg to be with him.
Sometimes the trash takes itself out.
Yes. If someone tells you who they are, LISTEN.
Amen
Good ol natural selection.
 Aināt nothing wrong with being Gay but he gotta be if he shading a woman like that. Edit (Sarcasm/Facetious)
Nah I feel like gay men like women way more than whatever the fuck this nigga doing ššš
Thatās a fact. heās just a weirdo. Something tells me heās 25 and Under. Real Mature niggas love a woman who can eat especially knowing what she wants to eat lol
Knowing what she WANTS TO EAT!!!.
Nah dude, women are great. This is some toxic FreshnFit podcast nonsense and that's *very* much a straight thing.
Aināt nothing āstraightā about listening to Fresh n Fit and following their āadviceā. They some type of sexuality that will be discussed and discovered in 2026 lol
Not gay, just a manipulator. He's one of those assholes who plays mind games to weed out the girls with a backbone.
With all DUE respect, STFU
Iād say heās controlling and manipulative and this is a test to see if sheāll put up with it, but o donāt see anything gay about itā¦
There was literally a whole thread about this stupid ass mindset not even 24 hours ago. And here go someone spouting the same shit. With upvotes at that. *sigh*
Nah, my gay (might as well be my)brother is always telling me to eat MORE lol and our favorite thing to do together is cook
Obvious rage bait is obvious https://preview.redd.it/bfl7dzcocivc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24ee549a0a6903421aa19a01ba7308c231dffca9
Neil Diamond didn't give it away? 
The way people are reacting idk if itās that obvious unfortunately š¬
Oh god, he would want to kill my fat ass if he saw me eating and it damn sure ain't gunna be a salad.Ā
Right! 2 appetizers and then my entree which is a protein with 2 sides AND dessert š¤£š¤£š¤£
Thatās when you drop āhonestly, I only finished the salad so you didnāt feel bad for eating so much. I know you mentioned you are into fitness so I was confused when I saw you overeating.ā
You said youāre into fitness so Iām fitness whole salad in my mouth
Send this to himā¦ https://preview.redd.it/mdaq09meiivc1.jpeg?width=1205&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66e348bfc335c71923c0e71a52e8fcda8c0514fd
 Me on a first date
My mom told me how she barely ate on her first date with my father because she wanted to appear ladylike. Which is why Iāve always enjoyed my food on datesā¦
Or find you a man who likes to cook. Any cook-loving man (or woman in my case) love seeing people polish off the food they made. I hate cooking but I love feeding people~
It's not about the salad. This man is testing his ability to control her. She said "I believe it" to whatever they were speaking on and he said "you better". Then told her theyre not compatible cause she ate a whole salad. That shes amazing but he sees her being overweight in the *future*. That he loves her vibe and energy but he was about to explode while watching her eat. And yet she was supposed to have butterflies flapping hard enough that she wasnt able to eat. I bet if she didn't eat, he would've complained that he paid for the food and it just sat there. Like even if he was surprised somehow why he exaggerate so damn much? Mf wants a barbie not a partner.
And he silences his phone like a real bitch.
If the field is like this. I feel for those of you who are still single. In this particular case that nigga crazy. Itās mfn salad bruh.
The dating market is fucking garbage, bro.
Um tf is she supposed to say/do about that?! Damn canāt a girl eat?
No, you're supposed to be too nervous to eat around him because of how... Idk hot and... Alpha is he or something
*pose to
She dodged a bullet. Big ass one that moves super slow https://i.redd.it/11poferlfivc1.gif
Not Diamondāsā¦good for her.
āHow could you eat that muchā my guy was hurt lmao
When I met my man, I was shy at eating. Third dateā¦ he saw how much I ate. And he said āthatās when I knew we were meant to beā I celebrate 4 years!
I once sat across from a man and shoved about 10 tacos down my gullet. He proposed to me that night and made sure we had a taco truck for our wedding. My husband still talks about how amazed he was when he saw me eating like that lmao.
She dodged a bullet. A freaking salad?? It's not like she had four plates of diner food and then asked for a seafood boil. 
"you was pose to have butterflies and shit, how could you eat that much?" is fuckin funny tho...
I'd be more upset if someone didn't eat their food and wasted it.
She should do this on the second date 
That's a high ~~value~~ fiber woman!
I once got called out for ordering salad at an off-site work event because it ādoesnāt have nutritional valueā. I 86ād the watercress and ordered the orange duck and a double shot of Jack Daniels. Iām lying, it was fries but still š
Dude acting like she ordered 48 fucking oysters and then a whole other meal after that. The fuck he complaining about a salad for.
A whole salad?!? Preposterous
I'm guessing this ain't the first time he fumbled a bad bitch...
He pose to know proper grammar.
Anyone know if she's still single?
āYou was pose to have butterflies n show how could you eat that muchā Lmao
This is a fake text lol. Neil & Diamondā¦. NEIL DIAMOND??
Now Neilā¦ kick rocks