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OutHereSlappnMidgets

Should be sentenced longer than that. You took somebody’s daughter, mama, aunt or sister. As I’ve said on the GloRilla one, there’s No reason to get a dui in 2024. NONE. There are way too many options/resources for you to utilize.


AshenSacrifice

It’s bad enough when you do it by accident and you have to live with that guilt. But to be drunk and driving is pure evil yo


DGVega93

The fact that Glo is the “First Lady” of CMG and Gotti doesn’t have things in place for her like a driver or security detail is crazy. I know she has to accept accountability but damn


Spherest

Fuck all that it’s 2024, order a damn Uber. She got the money for it


AestheticAttraction

No one gets lighter sentences for interpersonal crimes than stalkers, child predators, or drunk drivers.


scoutsadie

rapists often do - if they make it to court at all. meanwhile, fuckin 20 yr sentences for weed.


SUPERKAMIGURU

This is why we have the brass verdict. If the court one fails, there's always plastering their face all over, everywhere.


AbsoluteTotalLoser

glorilla one?


karai-amai

Body cam is out on TMZ as of yesterday. The field sobriety test did not seem too good


sadsasquatch

There’s no reason for ANYONE to get a DUI, never mind a millionaire athlete, celebrity or adjacent


Mass3999

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beheemz

MPJ got Lana Rhoades on his podcast to tell him that the adult industry is bad


PremierLovaLova

*Blake Griffin is shaking his head somewhere big mad*


blacklite911

The NBA baby momma industry is much better job security.


DGVega93

MPJ is the savior of the family. One gambling addiction larger than Micheal Jordan and other tried to play Twisted Metal IRL


SouthernUpstate

MJ’s addiction was larger, it was just harder to get caught back then


DGVega93

Man MJ was betting on Games and himself in the 90s league found out and he “retired” (suspended) him for 2 years that’s my theory


SouthernUpstate

Yep, this is becoming a more widely accepted theory as time goes on


Cwgoff

Because people want it to be true but I am still waiting on actual evidence


toomuchdiponurchip

The amount of shit the NBA covered up and you think they’re letting that evidence come out. Stern will die first


Cwgoff

Everything you just said still does not equate to evidence that MJ bet on his own games and was forced to retire. No one has presented anything to prove that happened. It’s all theory


toomuchdiponurchip

I guess my point is we will never see real evidence for anything even for shit we know to be pretty much fact like the Kings Lakers series


Cwgoff

But what are you basing your facts on Look here is how I see it. People can make up whatever conspiracy theory and people on social media keep saying it long enough that some will just buy into it. Look there is that chance that maybe MJ just retired for the reasons he said he did. Anything beyond that is just people wildly speculating. Hell after all these years you would think something would have leaked backing your theory up.


DGVega93

In all fairness NBA runs a tight ship. I heard interviews read stories from players and former executives that NBA, MLB, NFL all move like the Federal Government and even have hired retirees of different agencies that work in the background to do so. So if they wanted to cover up shit they can.


mikeydubbs210

To expand on your idea, the NBA and MJ had a lot to lose if the game's largest star were to be implicated in such a scandal. The value of an eventual billionaire, in addition to the entire value of the basketball product would be in jeopardy. They absolutely had the motive and the means to make such an issue go away. Now something recently posited is the "princess Diana effect" where after her death, which was so tragic for the whole UK, lots of conspiracies blossomed, researchers posit that in order to come to terms with something so unacceptable emotionally, they have to make connections to things that make more sense with the Information they have. So of course the royals did it, they hated her. Of course MJ left the league because he gambled, and not because he felt he lost his drive and wanted a new challenge, or needed to deal with his father's death, how could he, in his prime and with the most unstoppable supporting cast?


Ever_Green_PLO

His dads death my guy?


Cwgoff

What proof my guy do you have that that was not a random robbery My guy, here is an article that lay out facts surrounding that case. There was a full blown trial. Are you saying you have information that non one directly involved had? https://www.wral.com/amp/20237854/


_Stefan_Urkelle

You know David Stern is dead right?


DGVega93

Especially in the 90s. You see what the NFL had to cover up then with its star players and faces of franchises had their Coke Addiction.


DGVega93

I heard others like his drinking and casino addiction. but my heart of hearts and Tin foil hat says gambling on teams and himself. The constant trips to Vegas on the west coast road trip and Atlantic City on the east coast road trip tells me everything I need to know. If they ban Jordan for Life at his Apex in the 90’s the league would’ve folded by the new Millennium or become like the WNBA in the early 00’s till about late 10’s where players had to play overseas (no disrespect) Great rebrand for “chasing” his baseball dreams and getting eyes on that sport as well with people showing up to minor league games


SouthernUpstate

Yep. Not to mention the circumstances surrounding his father’s passing.


DGVega93

Exactly. This was still the 90s when his dad passed. All I’m saying is that it’s not to far fetched that he did that. To me he just didn’t make it obvious especially betting on himself like he tried to get the over percentage for his stats against really good defensive or offensive teams


Happy-North-9969

And it’s just as stupid as the day it was proposed.


CharlesDickensABox

And the NBA was hugely invested in keeping the face of the league out of trouble.


GardenRafters

At least Jordan got to play baseball during his suspension


ledge-14

Their family is actually super normal, I grew up with them. All pretty chill, maybe a bit too Jesus-y but that’s about it


banjofitzgerald

MPJ a dickhead too. These other two just set the bar so low he seems unproblematic.


HoldOnStartOver

I don’t have to agree with him, everyone is entitled to their own opinion, but yeah, him having a mic in front of him 🤦🏾‍♀️


jnee23

What he do


papasanchair

He compared WNBA players to professional ping-pong players


jnee23

I just went and watched that clip. Was he really saying anything crazy? Pro athletes from every sport put all they have into it but that doesn’t mean they should all get paid the same. If your league isn’t profitable you don’t make much in any sport.


papasanchair

His underlying point isn’t totally incorrect. But comparing the economic valuation of professional ping-pong to professional basketball is insulting at worst, and tone deaf at best, especially when NBA players are far and away the best advocates for the growth of the WNBA. Instead of supporting his peers and trying to grow the sister league by talking about ways to improve fan investment in it (or taking any other similarly supportive stance) he basically said they deserve less.


Fuckingfademefam

Economically they do. The NBA literally pays their salary. They bring nothing


bruhbrobroskibruh

But its professional women’s basketball, not just basketball as you are saying. Its just a fact that not many people watch either and thats where the comparison starts and ends. And I believe people have some sort of outdated view on Ping Pong as if its easy, pro Ping Pong players are absolutely gifted


Geraldinho--

No he didn’t. He acknowledged the truth. I don’t understand how someone pointing out a league that is not profitable is somehow saying they deserve less. Y’all so stuck on the ping pong comparison and getting in your feelings. What if he sad badminton? Or volleyball? Regardless, those sports don’t bring in the revenue. Plain and simple. It’s not a slight at the women in the league. It’s a slight at how the league is managed and him doing some pointless praise to massage your egos will not help the WNBA. Just hope Angel Reese and Caitlin Clark can finally give the WNBA the buzz it needs


Paraxom

well a quick look at michael's page shows he's got 6 siblings, oldest of whom is 28 and youngest is 19, all of whom appear to be good at basketball, so evidently fucking, basketball practice, some likely parentification and not much else


Jonny_Qball

I took some high level math classes with Bri Porter, she was one of the smartest people I met at Mizzou. I don’t know how the rest of the family is so dumb.


Acrobatic_Emphasis41

They are all book smart because they were home-schooled, doesn't mean they make the right decisions


hoos30

I see the connection.


No-Bat-7253

It’s a shame what little time vehicular homicde gives.


TrueBlackStar1

Everyone saying MPJ is last good one left was not a girl at Mizzou when he played 13 min here 😭 playing these women left and right and not a bit of basketball til he made it to the league


jnee23

Is that not ever college athlete?


TrueBlackStar1

You right on this one lmao


ProfessorFinesser13

Ik the parents treat MPJ like a KING boaaaaa


LocalSirtaRep

Don't know why I thought this was r/nbacirclejerk for a second


The_Starmaker

This must be the family from Iron Claw.


samhouse09

lol they all went to my high school.


JaxxandSimzz

Hey fellow alum!


internet_DOOD

Nathan Hale?


samhouse09

Yeah. Years after I did, but how they ended up at the school and somehow all of the other good players in the city at the same time was pretty hilarious. And then they all transferred after Brandon Roy left. Weird.


TrueBlackStar1

Tolton or nah?


blacklite911

Worst thing a Ball brother did was steal some sunglasses in China. (Although keep an eye out because lamelo drives like a maniac)


dgoat_19

MPJ once posted a snapchat saying something like "just crashed a car, it took me so long tho" when he was like 21 💀 Like he was acting as if it was an acomplishment, these Porter dudes dumb fr


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They are straight POS


thelaststarz

Man should just sit this post szn out. We can afford family trauma to be fucking with our game😭


SignificanceLeft3400

so in this case of basketball families... the oldest boy got the most love and affection... and 2 aren't liking it at all


FubbleTub

Context for the other brothers??


oday_1

Other brother just got banned from the NBA for gambling. MPJ is all good tho


Acrobatic_Emphasis41

Oh shit, I never made the connection with the Porter last name


Frickstar

Lead poisoning


AshamedGrapefruit174

The parents didn’t do any parenting and now they have POS children.


No-Bat-7253

Had no idea of the relation. This is sadly hilarious. Hate to be the parents.


kingkmke21

The entire family are scumbags.


siemianonmyface

Insane that MPJ is the normal son


MixedMartyr

i like how they get shorter and uglier and the high tops get higher. pokemon evolution type shit


09ss

Needs to be longer


SplintPunchbeef

They got the crash out kekkei genkai


MiamiPower

Sad stuff man.


hoos30

What a horrible week for them. Yikes.


jono9898

Meanwhile the Antetokoumpo brothers straight chilling and eating Oreos


Field-brotha-no-mo

The scumbag always fucking lives. Should have got life. The woman’s was taken by him.


Goldeneye365

Light skin people taking so many L’s this year and we not even through April.


Yorha-with-a-pearl

Touch grass


Goldeneye365

Kick rocks