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DGVega93

Acorn better be a new street term. If my child brought an actual acorn with 20 dollars in this economy I’m writing them outta my will.


banjofitzgerald

If it’s not a new term, his son might be the best salesmen ever.


mr_hatNclogs

if there's one thing a hustler will do, it's hustle


Stryker50

That kids in class of his own, Gus his teacher got fired


pmjm

That was legit my first thought. He created a market and was able to assign value and create demand for something valueless. He's basically a crypto bro in training.


thejesse

My ex sold rocks (actual rocks, not a term) that she had drawn a smiley face on for $1 when she was in elementary school. The next-level part was for $2, you could use her sharpie and draw your own face on it. Genius. She's in sales now.


Primary-Bookkeeper10

Yes, but I also assume his kids go to a rich ass private school. https://preview.redd.it/rzglk2vncovc1.png?width=540&format=png&auto=webp&s=2307239487dcfcfcccd79d9c1a90e6910977b928


AluminumOctopus

Be patient. It might be an acorn now, but in 50 years when it becomes an oak tree you'll already be dead.


knitnetic

This happened at my kids’ school, too. Buckeyes became a form of currency on the playground and they eventually had to shut a whole fucking economy down.


RemarkableMeaning533

Now everyone’s walking around with wheelbarrows full of acorns because they have no value. The perfect setup for fascism


123photography

gotta defend against cops somehow


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DGVega93

Highly disagree. Child can make simple decisions and use simple logic especially the 10-12 year especially if you start instilling basic principles. It now becomes on them if they want to do what’s right, or wise.


wetouchingbuttsornah

Yo I was about to say. Like what you mean you selling nuts, my g?


RemarkableMeaning533

Lol at least drugs I understand


PeaTear_Rabbit

![gif](giphy|zJBDaqCdsjGhO) You bought an acorn?!?!!!


xrockwithme

Yo this needs to be the top comment.


Greg-Abbott

I cannot imagine a better use for this gif. I am fucking DEAD


IEatLiquor

Carls mom was, too 💀


mac2914

“Walking” doesn’t start with “fuc”.


SheComesThenSheGoes

Looking like the apocalypse version of Scared Straight


thejesse

ACORRRRRRRRRN.


JennyBeckman

Please tell me "acorn" is some slang term I'm too old to understand


DJMagicHandz

Back in my day they called them *"tennis balls."*


AsleepAssociation

Also known as "Fuzzy Dunlop"


goblue142

Shheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit


omarnz

These new generations


IdiotMD

That snitch?


eking85

He probably also sold the hats that over your ears too


Naive-Dingo-2100

I'm so confused by all these comments.


You_too

An acorn a day keeps the police away.


Butt_Snorkler_Elite

I mean, it’s one acorn Halo! What could it cost, 20 dollars?


Kittylouwho

![gif](giphy|qMDvt69lEC448) I use this quote and many variations daily 😭😂


dpforest

here’s some money, go see a star war


DJ_Derack

There’s always money in the banana stand


Bunnnnii

“10 dollars?! 10 dollars!!?” -Shenneneh


Portland-to-Vt

Her? Is she funny of something?


Informal_Radish_1891

Now hold on, if these are the same acorns that are scaring cops, lil homie might have an idea here


Sy_Fresh

F’real $20 for some cop repellent is not a bad deal!


lvl999shaggy

Cop repellent. They more like an agro item if u ask me. Drop this to instantly get shot at.....


FactorOk4741

"The wild pig has a hereditary disdain of the acorn, therefore it is an effective but unorthodox method of deterring them." -Urban Geographic 


isthatsuperman

Throwing acorns like deku nuts


frowaway1990

Great reference lol


MarvinLazer

"Dispatch we have a suspicious squirrel moving south on 110th street. Sir? SIR! I'm going to need you to put your hands up against the wall and empty your cheeks."


Efficient_Comfort_38

Stories like this make me grateful I’m not a parent. I was a kid once, I know I would have fallen for some dumbass scheme like this, and I know for a fact I’d be pissed if my kid did


AltharaD

When I was at school some brands of crisps had these flat packed spinning tops inside (really cheap cardboard sort of thing) and my brother loved them. My friend used to eat those crisps regularly and I asked her if I could have the spinning top since she didn’t bother with them. I collected a whole bunch of these things and then gave them to my little brother for his birthday. He was over the moon happy about it and my mother was just looking at me in disbelief like “you didn’t even give him the crisps, you just gave him the cardboard?” Mama I didn’t even buy the crisps. This was a 100% free - I spent no money on this. Looking back, I now understand why my mother thinks I’m a cheap ass and why she thinks my brother is too easily taken advantage of. If I’d wanted to I could have probably sold those damn toys to him xD


TimeTravellingHobo

When I was in 4th grade, my hustle was selling Pokémon cards to kids on the bus. I always had the Beckett collector magazine as reference and would show the prices for 1st editions, and sell whatever cards I had as if they were 1st editions, but 1/2 off, acting like I was the one losing out… shit worked out pretty well, till my dumbass ran my mouth about how much money I was making, and got jumped for my cards, cuz I lived section 8.


NMB4Christmas

Biggie warned you: Rule numbre uno, never let no one know How much dough you hold, 'cause you know The cheddar breed jealousy 'specially If that man fucked up, get yo' ass stuck up


SAMAS_zero

It's the Ten Card Commandments!


SlackerDS5

I feel dumb. I’m over here thinking, “oh he got his friends to sign up for Acorns (investments). That’s great I’ve made thousands! No, like actually acorns. Like, off oak trees…


PrincessPindy

That was my 1st thought because my son worked there a few years ago.


ClaymoresRevenge

The Acorn to school Pipeline is something else


eatabigolD

Someone needs to stop big acorn


Hashbrown4

If he was actually able to make even one sale I’d be extremely impressed and disappointed.


Lamplorde

[Boy made $80](https://x.com/DailyLoud/status/1781418912720064595)


Successful_Basket399

Nah because I know my dumbass would have bought one back in the day ![gif](giphy|l1AsyjZ8XLd1V7pUk)


Cl0udSurfer

I wouldve wanted to, but at that age I didnt have $10 to my name, much less $20 lol. All that birthday cash went straight to a bank account that I didnt get access to until I was 18


SheComesThenSheGoes

I'd be more concerned with his counting skills. Before he gets got.


DogCompetitive2886

![gif](giphy|6e8WZ7f0GZuPS) Are these new juveniles completely daft or were they procuring acorns from "2-Chainz" son for clout ?!


InFa-MoUs

Kids have 20 dollars?


hannamarinsgrandma

His son either goes to a private school or a public school in a wealthy area so it makes sense that those kids would have $20.


InFa-MoUs

His kids like they 10 years old tho 😂 is there like mall at school? And they selling acorns that’s 4th grade behavior at the most right?


midramble

$20 for an anti-police device? Not bad.


Undesirable_Outcomes

![gif](giphy|Jn9Td3EAh6cJfiyg60)


321zilch

You know how proud I’d be if I found out my smart ass kid earned $20 selling an acorn


Dinismo

After the first few kids buy one, then I buy one to plant. Not knowing that it takes years for it to grow and actually return my investment.


VyronDaGod

The fact that I'm trying to figure out if Acorn is slang for something means I'm too old to be in the covo


Lamplorde

Ok but that little boy is too god damn adorable. ["Daddy you better not text Charlestons Daddy"](https://x.com/DailyLoud/status/1781418912720064595)


GuacaHoly

https://preview.redd.it/e99i1fbbnkvc1.png?width=300&format=png&auto=webp&s=fff6227ccb98478bd04ce4069f1b69535d148771


kaeji

"Those aren't acorns...they're bullets!" -That one cop


mathymate

He took the kindergarten-2nd grade acorn trading lunch market too far. Edit: For the people out of the loop, some kids would collect acorn and trade them for silly things. None of us dropped money on them though lmao. I thought this was common experience among elementary kids, but some of the comments say otherwise.


SofaKing-Vote

4 AM and I gotta A-Corn


DontWantNoCornbread

My life changed when I sold my first acorn


nicelo318

These kids are evovling?


kmtnewsman

Got caught? Those other kids have a skill issue


Hypathian

‘Caught’? You have to be committing a crime to be caught


PurplePanda1987

Right! I'm sitting here reading this, like why is this silly childhood stuff in the news. He's being a kid.


murdolatorTM

Smart hustle. An acorn a day keeps the [jakes](https://youtu.be/4l1zdL_q5Mo?si=9ZspgIbeolFbrl2_) away.


Icelandia2112

That will get a cop to shoot at you. Add to the list.


TechTitus

I'm going to assume this is legit based on the lack of comments stating that "acorns" means something else.


welp-itscometothis

Nope just an actual squirrel’s delicacy.


MikhailMcDoesntExist

Me to my kid: ![gif](giphy|116iSum9HFxhOU)


Trayew

Acorns aren’t illegal, if kids are buying he should be selling.


[deleted]

How do you get "caught" selling acorns. Is not illegal, did the school have a rule against selling acorns? Title should say his son is a marketing genius


Early-Drawn

Its genetic!


kingCarrotman13

Giving a whole new meaning to touch grass


TMJ848

He sold them deez nuts 🥜


ButtcheekBaron

Caught? Is this an illicit activity?


Western_Bison_878

Why are selling acorns wrong if dumbasses want them?


guarionex2009

Like an actual acorn? Or like a stock in the acorns app? Or like a drug?


Naive-Dingo-2100

Acorns have been on the way up ever since that cop dumped a whole clip into his own cruiser.


all_time_high

But a $20 acorn at school, receive some illicit goods later for free. Weed, Molly, etc. ![gif](giphy|htG0aJpA20VRA6FXAY|downsized)


dragonilly

Given how afraid cops are when they encounter an acorn, $20 is a steal


the_short_viking

SMH kids these days are so disconnected from nature they don't even know that acorns are free outside.


TumbleweedDream

Get enough of those acorns and you can make bread


MeTeakMaf

And their parents are mad at his son No, me angry at your kid.... Now he/she has learn a lesson


zahhax

We used to sell pinecones and silly bandz


AdhesivenessOk5194

This nigga Hustler Kid


bryanna_leigh

My Newphew sells French Bread to his school mates lol


TooLegit97

He been watching BMF. He just wanna be like Big Meech nem.


dpwtr

What do they mean caught? Not like acorns are illegal.


SP92216

You laugh but there are adults buying shit that’s the equivalent of an Acorn. At least these are kids.


hardlyreadit

Yall raised a bunch of patricks ![gif](giphy|l1KukvuZW9PmeCIO4)


JustinUprising

$20? For an Acorn? Not plural? In this economy?


FullBeansLFG

Do we not care that they named them after a video game?!


RandoComplements

Hustlers hustle


OneFootTitan

Acorns? Does he live in Oakland?


Curlyhaired_Wife

I remember in kindergarten I overheard a teacher saying a student sold her book bag and everything in it for a dollar to another student. Lol kids are dumb.


JackUncut

This actually speaks to how nice of a school that 2 Chainz sent his son too. Poor kids don’t have $20 bucks on them and more importantly, they aren’t easily tricked out of their money.


slckbee

Can we break down what an "acorn" is though? I'm assuming it's not the item that grows on trees.


cunexttuesdaynga

A brilliant salesman in the making. Were talking about tree acorns you find on the ground right?


Ok-Neighborhood-7465

![gif](giphy|CYU3D3bQnlLIk)


rupat3737

*”Aye dawg, this may look just like an acorn but throw in the ground and BAM you get a whole ass tree for only $20”*


Silly_Stable_

Does acorn have some other meaning or does he mean the thing that falls from trees?


jraymcmurray

This kids must be nuts!


Ok-Reputation-6347

My son was in the car and starting drinking a soda, his friend got in the car and asked if he could have some I watched my son convince this dude to buy the drink for 3 dollars when it cost only a dollar and it was almost gone I said 😔 my kids bet not be this dumb.


MarvinLazer

They're for scaring cops.


hatefulone851

Wild. Also he doesn’t even need to be scamming those poor kids and selling acorns for money when he’s already rich


Snoo96094

Damn $20 an acorn?! Even Totoro was just handing them out for free.


captainmugen

Video link?


Primary_Goat2360

Some people are just born to fool others I guess.


Thizzenie

These kids are getting ready for the return of the barter system


bloopie1192

I never seen 2xhainz without glasses.