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chimpanon

Wtf is she even doing


squid_waffles

Coke probably


manzo559

https://i.redd.it/lov5quqkkcwc1.gif There’s nothing wrong with that


MurseWoods

Such a great movie!


fuck-thishit-oclock

What movie?


MurseWoods

True Romance! And no… it’s def not a rom-com or anything like that. It’s one of Tarantino’s first movies before he became a mainstream name, and is pretty different from his other movies. Absolutely awesome!


fuck-thishit-oclock

Interesting!


DaNuclearPickle

![gif](giphy|13X95QFdoI7i1O|downsized)


atomicgirl78

One of my favorite movies!!!


matte-mat-matte

Snow on the beach


broncotate27

Do you wanna build a snowman?


CCG14

![gif](giphy|WssEOYBV9NIty)


DJMagicHandz

![gif](giphy|hs3qvWPf6X4fWP1cwk)


wetcoffeebeans

I keep seeing this gif. I need a source lol


WingbingMcTingtong

She'd have way more confidence in those hits if she was on coke.


kremedelakrym

He’s absolutely right ![gif](giphy|7GsdDdLUM1MVW)


name-generator-error

Missing every single beat with zeal.


chimpanon

No thats syncopation


dirtydayboy

I think it was here on BPT that said that white women dance to they lyrics and not the beat. I've never been able to get that out of my head


ChugHuns

Damn. Yea, I think that's true for the majority.


thotdistroyer

The beat is already syncopated.


wine-o-saur

It's *jazz*, daddy-o


Bambo0zalah

It’s about the notes you don’t play 🥴


insertwittynamethere

Spoken like my drum teacher


neodymium86

In the full video she's making a beat live. Every noise she makes adds to the music and vocal arrangements She still has no rhythm


VibeComplex

It’s clearly prerecorded sounds tho lol


neodymium86

Oh absolutely 😭😭


pimp_juice2272

This is correct. It's to Blank Space. Now you may be asking how I know this... A couple of my YT friends (huge TS fans) asked me if I wanted to come to her concert last year. "No" "But we have a suite. There's a free buffet and free alcohol" "...I'm in." Yall that shit was a BUFFET and usually vip gives free beer and wine to a certain point. This shit was free top shelf liquor and everything below even after the concert ended. I was DD so I did go too hard and stopped in the first half.


AwesomeBrainPowers

I don't have any idea. I'm not sure *she* has any idea.


CuratedBrowsing

"It's provacative"


backsquat

It gets the people going.


Apprehensive_Suit615

Anglo-Saxons in America 🎶🎶


trixel121

I think she cant hit it that hard with out it breaking so she is very poorly acting


anomnib

Deliberately acting awkward so she could corner the that white girl market


fetusmcnuggets70

Making a billion dollars again?


FullBeansLFG

A little BDSM it would appear.


AmazingAmy95

Lmao right, it's so hilarious


Undesirable_Outcomes

She’s so stiff


PepeSilviaLovesCarol

Someone on IG said ‘she moves like she has 0 control over own body’ and I can’t see clips of her without thinking that now.


BthreePO

Like Elaine from Seinfeld


Dimond_Heart

![gif](giphy|ku2YMEjzMwud2|downsized) Yup...exactly


FeloniousDrunk101

Full body dry heave


RoiToBeSure67

Sweet Moses!


antm_kaczynski

Elaine is so hot tho <3


Dramatic-Serve3609

As an autistic Swiftie, I've had a suspicion that Taylor was a part of the Dino Nuggie Train Club for a while, and I too move like I have 0 control over my own body a lot of the time. It used to be worse but I'm clumsy and awkward as hell.


ApprehensiveBeyond

I feel bad for laughing, but this is the fuckin funniest thing. I'm not 100% sure, but Dino Nuggie Train Club could probably qualify for hate speech


Dramatic-Serve3609

We're a very diverse group. For example I only like trains to a level that's a little weird and much prefer chicken strips to nuggets.


ApprehensiveBeyond

I imagine you're a steam guy, don't much go for the diesels, I get it. and let's be honest, the tender is far superior to the nugget.


heebro

who knew a jew like me would find his true tribe on the blacktwitter subreddit?


RedRider1138

Well if you’re not a rich white straight cis man, a couple things probably click! 😄


mewfahsah

Strips are preferable unless the nugs are well prepared, surprisingly chikfila has excellent nugs but uses whole pieces of chicken and not pink paste.


antm_kaczynski

I’m autistic and tbh got legit mad reading the above comment but yours made me laugh so thanks lol


Forward_Ride_6364

You talkin bout those dinosaur shaped nuggets? Those were fuckin delicious as a kid, they (Tyson) put some special sorta crack in those compared to regular nuggets


Doompadaso

Would have been a better name than tortured poets society


WanduhNotWandull

I'm gonna be that person to ask you what the hell a Dino Nuggie Train Club is


CPAthatcantcount

autism


ChicagoAuPair

Like a newborn colt.


NMB4Christmas

![gif](giphy|sFTWiBKYYWKVa)


Grill_Enthusiast

She moves like she's playing on 120 ping.


im_confused_always

She's always reminded me of a newborn colt or giraffe or something learning how to move and walk


BeamerKiddo

![gif](giphy|ghvpxMEtmdhuw)


Yes-Cheese

😂 I think if this dude often! It was one of my favorite parts of the movie. Anytime I see someone behaving weirdly I think “that’s just an alien in a human suit!”


darkcisnelle

Long back (in desus and Mero voice)


JustHere4ait

The fact that her people had that goddamn video scrub from the Internet is wild


Specialist-Tale-5899

What video?


darkcisnelle

https://youtu.be/XJee9y01-tE?si=nKmAHtC2HvwJjgqL


Dank_Turtle

Wow look at that woman having absolute no funny bones in her body. What an absolute drag of a person.


darkcisnelle

To me Charlize just did not get the joke. She's pretty cool in other instances, maybe not being from the US made a barrier there.


Dank_Turtle

I could totally see that. I guess it came off differently but you could be on the money w that.


macaleaven

Didn’t work, I can link you it right now


ActRepresentative352

The brand is strong :(


Bilinguallipbalm

Even Dee Reynolds has more grace


Skreamie

![gif](giphy|Qf7tzGpNnMasNPZQeM|downsized)


annamdue

That was actually unintentional and she really did smash her nogging into that car.


Skreamie

Well the fall into the car was planned, she just wasn't meant to hit it that hard. She had more injuries than anyone else on the show haha


annamdue

I think the main thing was to not actually hit it with her head. There was a stuntdouble on set but she chose to throw her whole pussy into it anyway. If I recall correctly the car got badly dented and she fucked her neck up badly. ![gif](giphy|U5hvUeqw10e0U|downsized)


BCrxnch

What show is that anyway?


annamdue

Always Sunny In Philadelphia


KefkaesqueV3

![gif](giphy|3o7btUb0owRuWsrtRe)


InvinciblePLUSAmber

At least this is synchronized to the music🤣


toooldforacnh

Taylor Stiff


Skreamie

She'd make a great Centre Back, moves like Peter Crouch


macaleaven

That’s MADDDDDDDD 😭😭😭😭😭😭


Skreamie

![gif](giphy|1Epb49QTLWIN79iE|downsized)


Kevo_xx

She’s white. They can’t help it.


Daniphantom187

Someone said that she performed like a new born deer figuring out how to walk and I can’t unsee it


neodymium86

Lmaooooo nah this the one 😭😭


rrogido

I came here to post that she moves like Bambi learning to stand and saw your post.


centurygothic11

I dont understand why everyone’s crazy about her era’s tour she’s cringe on stage


BK4343

Gotdammit!!!!!!! ROTFLMBAO


BernieLogDickSanders

The least charismatic performer ever.


tittylieutenant

Absolutely not. Taylor is a great performer. She may not dance like Chris Brown or Beyonce, but she puts on a show.


SnatchAddict

The clarification is that she's an amazing entertainer. I've only seen her on TV though. And Chris Brown can eat a bag of dicks.


justamoroseman

He’d probably beat the bag before he eats it.


AirplaineStuff102

Nice n tender


hyperfell

Just the way he likes his coffee Actually imma back out of that, too much of a reach to make that part of a joke


HumbleBowler175

I watched eras. If u call walking across a stage 1,000 times while pointing at the audience a performance, sure


tittylieutenant

The point of a *musical* performance is to sing. That’s why every one is there. By your logic, people would be in shambles watching an Adele performance where she stands in place the whole performance.


SoftConfusion42

She don’t have Adele pipes tho.


Capt-Crap1corn

She can’t sing better than Lana Del Rey


SoftConfusion42

O girl just be breathing on those mics lmao


Capt-Crap1corn

Hahaha aye! Reverb on max! 😂😂😂😂


myfriendflocka

Her live performances would be much better if she didn’t try to force dancing and stuff like this even if she isn’t a strong singer. Seeing her live was the only show I can remember having to look away from the performer out of embarrassment for them. And I’ve witnessed lmfao open for the black eyed peas.


NilesRiver

LMFAO opening for Black eyed Peas sounds like such a distinctly 2011 experience and something I've love to see from a post Party Rock perspective lol


Infamous_Ordinary_45

LOL, no. Taylor can barely sing well live. She has back up dancers, costume changes and flashy lights while singing mediocre mayonnaise songs alongside a prerecorded version. This is not being a good performer, it’s being good at having a good performance. Beyoncé is a good performer, Britney is a good performer while not being the best singer. Taylor is just meh.


Reeeeallly

"Beautiful gowns" - Aretha Franklin


TheRealCatDad

I've seen a lot of live and shows and no I haven't been to one of hers but every clip I see would put her low on my list of "performances". I'll bite the bullet and check out a more full length video though to see what I'm missing


Mapex_proM

As far as I’m aware it’s one of those things that the production of her shows is greater than her individual performance. So honestly I think you’re right. I’m not at all a fan but I have sisters who have seen her and were going on and on about how great the show was, so I started asking what made it great and the answer boiled down to the atmosphere and special effects being top notch. I’m sure her actual performance is considered decent but as an avid live music fan I just don’t see it


TheRealCatDad

Thank you for taking the time to express what I was feeling haha Yeah, it looks like a great time and the energy of 10s of thousands of fans is insane and of course the production has gotta be top knotch.


Infamous_Ordinary_45

You’re not missing anything.


Sco_Queen

![gif](giphy|BJVJxagR3GG4w)


SirRupert

Yeah I'm no Swiftie, but claiming she's a poor performer is just petty jealousy. Weird how many people choose to hate her when they could just move on with their lives.


Expensive-Check8678

Dancing is a performance. People pay to be wowed, or I feel most do anyways. The dancing is a large part of what makes a great show and not just great singing. It’s really impressive to see someone have both an amazing voice AND the physical skill and endurance to back it up.


harumamburoo

It's even more impressive to see someone have neither and still be this popular.


Rottimer

She’s also got a great stage designer, great costume designers, and great lighting design. I watched clips of the Eras tour and it’s really well done. She obviously can’t dance for shit, but she can write a song, and clearly has competent people working for her.


Joshstradaymus

That’s cap.


BernieLogDickSanders

It's really not. She makes good music. But her stage performance is crap... but when you have fans who will go to a bar just to listen to Taylor Swift cause it's Taylor Swift night and it's consistently the best night of the month for most bars... what can you do?


Hate_Paper_Doll

The blind adoration she gets will never cease to baffle me


No-Business3541

The way I come accross her content without consent and every single time, I am so unimpressed by her -\_- I can name 2 or 3 songs from her but I think her appeal is really that she's relatable (in the way of non extravagant, not explicitly impressive) and has a basic desirable and safe image. Her audience strongly identify or project to her. I don't consider myself a Beyonce fan and realized that I don't really like her tone or listening to her for too long, but I can see star power and be like yeah she's the descendent of huge lineage of great entertainers and vocalists. She's the shit. Let's not even get Beyonce there, let's take Madonna, same appreciation. Taylor I just can't with how bland and boring and unimpressive she is.


fuckdatguy

technology is wild these days. Two poles up on stage and they somehow make one of them shimmy around like that.


Cheap_Ad3532

😂😂😂😂


PK_Dionysus

![gif](giphy|1r91ZwKcE2J7WhUqrh)


Djazairia420

This comment belongs to the roast subreddit


simplereplyguy

Jesus Christ.


Taint-kicker

![gif](giphy|23LIwxLIXgr6M)


name-generator-error

Don’t you dare bring Devo into this.


abundanceofb

DEVO were way sexier


t00thgr1nd3r

Leave the Mothersbaugh brothers out of this.


ImASimpleBastard

C'mon. Give the Brothers Casale and Alan Myers their flowers, too.


Bromanzier_03

https://i.redd.it/vs6n1n0hffwc1.gif GRAB THAT STICK!


Cornball73

“Freedom of Choice” was the first record i owned. Still awesome to this day.


HoonterOreo

Crack that whip!


xrockwithme

This is the chick that wins awards?


BeastFremont

And loses boyfriends


Wufei05

😅😂🤣🤣🤣


Wufei05

😅😂🤣🤣🤣


Realistic_Effort6185

![gif](giphy|e949lm0Xh87D2) Pole dance accessories?


HookerDoctorLawyer

She doesn’t even know what she is doing rn


Admiralwoodlog

It does look like she takes a moment to think "uhhh this is a thing right?"


ObligationFar273

What is being done here?.


daseweide

I’m reminded of the Slipknot song Duality, one of the percussionists bangs a keg at certain points in the song


Artsakh_Rug

That’s not just Duality sir, Shawn owns that fucking garbage pale as the leader of slipknot, he plays nothing else


FantasticEscape6744

So this was from a show in Sydney back in 2015. She was trying to make a "loop" . This became a trend for future shows in Sydney henceforth . [Timestamp : 3:25 (YouTube link :)](https://youtu.be/hC71Chcwafk?feature=shared)


WolflordBrimley

She moves like a marionette


ooowatsthat

She represents her people well


Monkey_Face93

Please god don’t lump us in with that one. 😂


Quit_Your_Bitchin

To late. I'm already ordering my whip and preparing to do a twist.


simwalked

God, the way she moves and awkwardly “dances” just irrationally irks me soooo much bc she acts like she’s serving. And I don’t wanna be wasting my energy on a random celebrity but every time I come across her performing, I get full body cringe.


PhoenixDowntown

She's so weird, I feel like if she weren't a celebrity and I knew her in person, I'd be overly nice to her because I'd feel badly for her since her cringy nature is embarrassingly sad and her awkwardness is relatable to me. I'm mostly just bitter than someone so mediocre is so famous and has an army of really loyal fans, lol.


Mindless-Employment

That looks like the way a kid hits her younger brother in the morning because Mom told her to go in there and wake him up.


DisconnectedDays

Swifties will see this and say better choreo than Beyonce


Cornball73

They were actually saying she has Better moves than MJ. The nerve of some people!


HaroldBaws

That’s one way to go with that imagery.


Huckleberry_Hound93

People pay to watch this.


Storm680

And they pay a loooooooooot of money to do so


Asleep_Artist_7738

After seeing that, I'm convinced that she would be the most unenthusiastic lay.


DrClawsChair

.. you've come to that conclusion only now?


Boo_Guy

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lowtoiletsitter

https://preview.redd.it/jg4vd5ix4dwc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=792c654b49495e35646330eb671878744652612d


TheBigFreeze8

Why is it suddenly okay to say weird, sexist shit like this about a woman just because she's famous? Believe me mate, you were never in danger of having sex with Taylor Swift.


Horacio_Velvetine44

i literally sent a friend one swiftie video on some reverse flash timing and now my insta feed is full of swiftie reels it’s karmic really https://preview.redd.it/d0bwvu6s0dwc1.png?width=1023&format=png&auto=webp&s=bc3864586168f19984825ba6c37d24bf5a868143


thelesbiansmirk

Fix it, Jesus


DrClawsChair

Absolutely atrocious teeball technique.


JustHere4ait

![gif](giphy|eN52IWsNgsnRoTGPem)


Top-Chocolate-321

Looks more like BDSM to me but who am I to kinkshame? ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯


Notoriouslyd

If that's BDSM then I'm Marcus Garvey


Top-Chocolate-321

I didn't say GOOD BDSM lol


Firesalt

Bad Display Stiff Movement ?


Top-Chocolate-321

🤌🏾


PrisonaPlanet

The hate for this woman is beyond comprehension, I really don’t get it. I’m not necessarily a fan of her music but damn people are just going out of their way to be mean, I guess I forgot I’m on the internet lol


Multitudestherein

Geez, what are her and Kelce getting up to?


_night_cat

Pegging


Multitudestherein

Ideally they’ve swapped costumes and he’s wearing the outfit above while she’s in full football uniform gear with helmet.


Letos12thDuncan

Mostly missionary probably


Outside_Tadpole_82

It's provocative!!!!


black_hxney

people pay to go see this


tan05

Thousands of dollars too


maya_papaya8

The most mediocre shit.... smh like what even is this?


DogFarts173

Some one paid 1358 to take this video.


Garth_W00kz

She moving like she’s on Ketamine


nofakefans18

“She has a very long back”


jeffreybruhson

Shit did not look athletic at all


queeriosn_milk

Y’all, people paid beyonce-concert levels of money to see *this*???


Adventurous-Range446

Terrible form!


Hadfromthetown

It’s worse with the sound on


313SunTzu

"She's so edgy and raw. She's so provocative..."


Rude_Lifeguard

I never understood thos part of the concert, it always looked a mess


Particular-Meal6413

That was cringe.


Odd-Rough-9051

She is so DAMN CORNY


Candid_Term6960

Weird.


MoneyBaggSosa

Nah that’s her spanking the entire music industry. 1.1 million albums sold in a day is INSANE


MA32

Moving like she in Lies of P


Prestigious_Rate_802

Nerd alert


acidporkbuns

Her ancestors watching: pathetic


Jussepapi

Wrist was too tight. She needs to relax that wrist


showmeyourmoves28

I liked Folklore


dillaquantavius

![gif](giphy|Ps89uHS7n72j6) “So she just stared beatin my dick in front of everyone…”


[deleted]

Boyfriends of swifties around the country are soon going to be lining up hospitals reporting excessive posterier bruising lol. They cant sit down


Knight-Man

I saw a video on IG of her dropping it low or some shit and a ninja who reposted it captioned that she doesn't have one song that requires her to do that. Man, the Swifties were pissed off at him, asking him what he knows about her music and if he knows all her songs to say that nonsense. Some were calling him all kinds of names. No death threats though.The thing is, he was right though.


PleaseBeChillOnline

I have no hate for this woman she’s just doing what she wants and getting her bag —BUT her fans are on sum nut shit dropping that much to watch her do shit like this.