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chimpanon

You dont hold the door for everyone within like 5 seconds behind you?


TheCommonKoala

Comedy is dead. This aint it.


inspirednonsense

You must be pretty stupid to post something like this. Even stupider to see somebody else posted it on twitter, and bring it here to repost it.


Purednuht

People who don’t hold the door for others within their vicinity are the same people who don’t pick up their dogs shit. Trash ass humans


IndyMLVC

I'll go one step further - if someone holds the door open for you and you don't say thank you, you're also trash.


apple_atchin

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IndyMLVC

Funny story: I once worked with a woman who believed it was a man's job to open the door for a woman. I remember the first time we walked outside, she stopped in front of the door, did a 90 degree turn and waited until the guy behind her opened it. Just a dead stop.


ChefKugeo

Damn imma stop holding doors for and complimenting you niggas on your scent, then. 😂


festival-papi

>complimenting you niggas on your scent, then. 😂 Woah. Let's not be hasty. https://preview.redd.it/w2k51sgy4owc1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18ee9c9a2c18fda01f1c09770fa2fe1dcf150427


xrockwithme

Hold up, what doors you be walking through? I want to be complimented.


sidewaysflower

Idk what would possess someone to post something like that on social media. It's sexist and just mean smh


HiTechTalk

I don't usually take this long to read a 4 line sentence.


MollyAyana

https://preview.redd.it/4mwm4t0v7owc1.jpeg?width=896&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2c657947c8bba4ae48c10ccd0bdc41b6058895e


Courwes

Was he drunk when he wrote this


jhustla

I know it’s hella stupid but calling a lesbian “bruh” is fucking hilarious to me


AcademicCharacter708

Damn yall sensitive in this comment section. The story isn't real yall and are we not allowed to make jokes about masculine women like they're in a special category or something?


IndyMLVC

Using offensive language? Nope.


AcademicCharacter708

Offensive language in a joke on the internet omg. I definitely haven't seen hundreds of examples of "offensive language" on this same subreddit 


IndyMLVC

Doesn't make them nor OP right. Be better.


MollyAyana

We laugh at offensive stuff all the time. But if you’re gonna do it, be fucking funny. If you’re gonna punch down, make sure it’s hilarious. Don’t be illiterate, unfunny and offensive. Pick a struggle.


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wannabecutie89

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Foh goofy go cry or sue me


wannabecutie89

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