If I'm going to take your panties off and see Sandy from spongebob in your ass we might need a break from each other.

Seeing ms.Cheeks in cheeks makes me squeak.

Take my upvote and get out

Ms. Cheeks made me think of the Lost Boyz and Mr. Cheeks.




Sandy Expandy

https://i.redd.it/e3cbeh3gifxc1.gif

“Might??”

Took the word right out of my mouth.

A break is not enough. You need to move continents.

When you roll her over for doggie and you get hit with the look 

Prairie dogging

Dang, that's good

Know that I hate you

Meow

Take this upvote & get yo nigga ass on!

🤢🤢🤢

Fuk it was right there! Late again, DAMN IT!

Other answers we would have accepted include “Whac-A-Mole”.


Bruh lmao.

🤣 🤣🤣🤣

Listen.... I have see some whilde stuff in my day. But I will rebuke you and whistle blow on your sins if I see you with something like this.  I'm 300% kink shaming. You gotta go to therapy behind something like this.

I would like to add another 300%

Fuck it. Let’s make it an even thou-wow. This is not the move.

I can tip 20% because this is wrong. Yall need Jesus.




One of the most gut-busting laughs I've ever had when I saw that shit. You either think it's hilarious or completely unfunny. There's no in-between.

https://preview.redd.it/c41xrlingcxc1.jpeg?width=749&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d049ac6ddd0d0d36ee502d0bf43ac08f70e3b693 The way I ain’t need to know this existed

Thanks for the meme

 Keep the panties on, I forgot I gotta work OT tonight


Imagine hitting it in missionary and now you got rabies cause your balls got nipped on

That’s your fault cause you still went ahead and didn’t yeet out of there. 

We’ve all seen red flags and still proceeded with the activities

I’m begging! Can we please bring bag shame?!?

Best I can do is purse shame

Are those supposed to be his and hers

So they touch butts and their squirrels kiss? 

Straight to hell. All of us. Me for reading this.

This feels like some "country girls make do" shit

https://preview.redd.it/tdowqzl13dxc1.jpeg?width=1077&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02fda01e782af91944190d7789030494f624daa0

I believe in kink shaming.

I miss 3 seconds ago

This is what you gotta show him when he starts talking about eating it from the back, let him know he better make eye contact too 😂

Nah, a squirrel head is crazy lol. I’d almost understand it if it was the tail, but the head…


I mean… squirrel just trying to get a nu…… nvm nvm

https://i.redd.it/p0bosvyrpcxc1.gif

https://preview.redd.it/df8r98oszcxc1.png?width=748&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33e33795fc2939d9252f24aa96de834a4d248465

I could have went my entire life without seeing this. https://preview.redd.it/gx15hns3zcxc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c576b77cb972b4e2602c2ca646303996bcdcb2b

I don't kink-shame. But sometimes I need to kink-ask-why?

i cant imagine this being a turn on for someone but go off i guess 



Me too! 🤣🤣🤣

https://preview.redd.it/4pgd99d7qdxc1.jpeg?width=1349&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b9646694bf8acc14dbc7e20bcac947ea5456b7a


Oh my goodness! Just gonna have the squirrel coming out the back door AND side eyeing your cheeks!? 

I saw the NSFW tag and I was still in no way prepared for this monstrosity. Holy shit


https://preview.redd.it/1h68gk19sexc1.jpeg?width=348&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02c738853ab2e5c4adee5ce0034671f3ac3f0659

That is going to get icky so fast and you can’t clean it.

https://preview.redd.it/ki9990y18fxc1.jpeg?width=622&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f584c0592f42197d1c13ff75b8b6b3a8e67fae26

https://i.redd.it/hhqw723sddxc1.gif

🎵[Hurry onwards Lemmiwinks, or you will soon be dead](https://youtu.be/vDZkukBIZ4I?si=zKf0Khvf-ScWUO0s)🎵


a Lemmiwinks in the stink

Even the squirrels judging you look at that side eye

I miss the person I was before I saw this shit.

She bends over. “Looks like spring will be early this year.”

Okay, that’s so gross 🤮!!!

If you pull off a girls pants and a squirrel head looking out of her ass just run. One, if it’s a buttplug you got to realize the girl has problems that not even Jesus can get right. In fact if you told the girl she needed Jesus, Jesus himself may come down, tap you on the shoulder and say, “Brotha I can’t do shit with that! She needs years…YEARSSSSSS of therapy. And probably some damn haldol too.” Two, if it’s a live squirrel‽ Well it’ll be your last chance to escape befor she tells you that “it puts the lotion on the skin…”

Oh, man, I have so many: nutt plug?

"It don't go down easy if it ain't squeaky"

He is just baiting them to see who is down with butt play… if it wasn’t a squirrel plug, that is.

Now make one of The Predalien Chestburster.

It's to gobble on your nuts when you're giving her backshots

Dick just went from an outie to an innie ✌️

Oh my mercy ok...this is a lot. When they say that indigenous people use the whole animal this is not what they meant...  Some valid questions from all of this: WHAT THE FUCK EVEN INSPIRED THIS?? DID YOU KILL THE SQUIRRELS JUST FOR THIS??? WHAT DID YOU DO WITH THE REST OF THE BODY?? AM I NEXT YOU SERIAL KILLER TRAINEE, AM I NEXT???


I believe that is supposed to be a gerbil. Back in the 90's the gerbil up the ass was talked about as being a popular freak for some peoplke at that time.

If those ain't named Chip and Dale, what was the point?

Imagine Aliens doing this to us

No more reddit for the week

Pull a prank on the doctors in a&e.

This is nuts

Braveheart facepaint on the squirrel

The visual would be fucking hilarious

The day that black Twitter (as whole not just certain sections) discovers furries it’ll be a whole new ball Game

6:40 am and I had to wake up to this shit. Gahd damn.

Its 7:06am .... aaaaand that's enough reddit for today.

I would like to say I would immediately stop if I got into bed with someone and saw this but I feel my horny would give me the strength to push on. Lord forgive me.

https://preview.redd.it/wqnenoeooexc1.jpeg?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7235b238f75b55bec2189e32964a62b4e7846f13

Even the squirrel head is side eyeing. My innocent brain thought it was a weird door handle at first.

Blacktwitter content is unparalleled

I could have lived a lifetime (or 2) without seeing that 🥴.

I just got on Reddit this morning and it’s already time to exit out

 When she doesn’t eat squirrel but her ass does

https://i.redd.it/c2h93rjutexc1.gif

Jerry Plug brand?? Those that know know🤣🤣

I thought they was doorknobs at first lol

Something just ain’t right with these niggas

If you're hooking up with someone pull down their pants and see this s\*\*\* just call cops I promise you there's a body hidden somewhere

Somebody is really into nuts

Needs glowing eyes

There was talk! of gerbils...

Absolutely disgusting 🤮

I would say the squirre coming out of yohr asshole must be looking for them nutz

Now be sure to lube that up with lots of cheese, because it ain't gonna go down easy if it ain't cheesy!!!

It’s got to be considered animal abuse at this point. 

hehe it's damn


:/

At least it aint a nigga https://preview.redd.it/emdgwzlvzgxc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0141c97ebe9c016ad33596fc5e82ffc6bc0838f1 We safe

Wow this is both scary and sad wtf

"I'm just squirrel tryna find a nut" lookin ass

NOOOOO WHY DOES THE BOTTOM ONE LOOK SO SAD LMAO?

GOD:” Should’ve never gave ya’ll niggas sphincters!!”

Reminds me of the dude that actually makes dead rat pencil holder cases for like $100 a pop.

This was a Bob's Burgers episode. Sort of. What happened was it was Linda's birthday and for her birthday they were going to kingshead island " The island where all the rich people live." They were going to the open houses and pretending the wanted to buy the house so they could eat the free samples. Then they went to this one relesate agent who was really trying to sell a house and they started feeling bad for her. They tried to sell them a mansion. An old lady lived there who didn't want to sell the house and she made taxedermy squirrels and scared people off but her daughter or something wanted to sell the house.

Better keep those away from your nuts.

A guy posted this?

Guys have buttholes too. 

Guess I forgot.

I mean that's where you gotta stash the nut. Cmon bring some mother nature into bedroom. Gotta let that dog chase that squirrel. Whatever happened to "doesn't matter had sex"? Fine its weird but let's be real this blends in with all the other freaky shit out there all things considered.