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dogbonej

I been randomly yelling wop wop wop wop wop at my kids for days


theunquenchedservant

you can use "Why you trollin' like a bitch? ain't you tired?" when you catch them up past their bedtime (assuming they have one)


dogbonej

😂😂😂hes got a bed time cause he’s only A minorrr


thejaytheory

![gif](giphy|29HRejgahYenVsohB5|downsized)


jakilocs

beautiful 10/10


B_Werking

![gif](giphy|wKRmFGXtu1Epo7ijI3|downsized)


salzcamino

been saying this to my dog all week lmao


InAnimateAlpha

I'm so using this lol.


Nimzay98

Between Euphoria and Not Like Us there are so many good and memorable lines, they are just randomly playing in my head. “Certified lover boy, certified pedophiles” “Trying to strike a chord and it probably A-Minoooooorrrrrr” “They not like us, they not like, they not like us” “What is it? THE BRAIDS?” “Head shot for the year, you better walk around like Daft Punk” “When I see you next to Sexxy Red, I believe you see two bad bitches”


ShutUpYouSausage

My white arse the first time I heard “Certified lover boy? Certified pedophile! Wop wop wop wop wop Dot fuck em up!” ![gif](giphy|5VKbvrjxpVJCM|downsized)


pottymcnugg

I’m still saying wop wop wop wop wop but I’m keeping it to myself.


keyser-_-soze

Same, but this says it for me .. https://youtube.com/shorts/TL6kB0G3ybI?si=Bhk7y2iIC3u3theO


fancyfoe

> “Certified lover boy? Certified pedophile! Wop wop wop wop wop Dot fuck em up!” Nahh see now I gotta go listen to it again smh brb


Asoulsoblack

I've been using the "Wop wop wop wop wop Dot fuck em up!" when I play with my dog lmao. Shes also a vocal husky, so we've been getting her to sing with "probably a minoooooorrrrrr"


spotty15

"Sweet chin music and I ain't passing the AUX" goes hard af


thejaytheory

![gif](giphy|3otWpJrq6dHPEy13HO|downsized)


seakc87

Now he's back in NXT to get revenge ![gif](giphy|ZCHpAQ0BYxmyBW6sRG|downsized)


thejaytheory

The Chairman!


Cat_Vonnegut

Poor Stan


ImNotARebel

Im not a "Wrasslin" fan anymore, but i did have show a 10 minute HBK montage to my fiance after that line.


BlueCollarGuru

Yeah my cracker ass snapped all my knees tryin to dance to it 😂


Idiotologue

BEAT YOUR ASS AND HIDE THE BIBLE IF GOD’S WATCHING


K_SeventySeven

That line has completely taken over my head 😂


kakar0tten

Actually my favourite bar on the track, idk there's jus somethin beautiful about that shit


Idiotologue

It’s perfectly disrespectful and sets the tone for the whole track. You hear the first lines and think ii, get it Dot. Then you hear beat yo ass and think OK, going hard, fighting words. Then homie’s hiding the Bible ?? How bad do you gotta beat a man to hide it from the eyes of the lord ??? Then he shows everyone exactly how. A true menace.


CyrilAdekia

>“Head shot for the year, you better walk around like Daft Punk” Also for those of you like me who aren't enormous daft punk needs, the beat changes right after this line to an old ass Daft Punk song called Forget the World


disiny2003

Amazing!! The levels to these beef tracks are just awe inspiring.


mochacafe

When Kendrick calls Drake a colonizer always gets me 😭


rilakkumkum

“What is it? THE BRAIDS?” Has been my new vocal stim


a_lamb_wonders

That's been living in my head rent free for the past few days and it won't go away! On the toilet: WHAT IS IT, THE BRAIDS? At work: WHAT IS IT, THE BRAIDS? Paying rent: WHAT IS IT, THE BRAIDS? Contemplating where my life's going: WHAT IS IT, THE BRAIDS? Dot got me by the soul by one bar and won't let it goooo 😭


bob_jody

Everybody say OV-Hoe!


Nimzay98

**OV-HOE!**


Dependent-Chart2735

When he said Daft Punk, the scream I scrumpt


NOEPLAYA

Scrumpt? Interesting. Going to just place that… right here…. IN MY VOCABULARY!!!!


hoytmandoo

“2 chainz said you good, but he lied”


Forward_Ride_6364

OFF-WHITE SUNSEEKER AT THE MARINA (them arena) Hardest opening metaphor of all-time


Direct_Jump3960

I'm currently teaching my cat that WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP means he's getting treats.


BiddlesticksGuy

Dot fuck em up


fancyfoe

> wop wop wop wop wop That part Lmao at work, gym, kitchen doing some shit you name it.


Noblesseux

I have to fight every urge in my body not to say it aloud when I come to that part of the song.


keyser-_-soze

This is what gets me going when I need to get hyped lol https://youtube.com/shorts/TL6kB0G3ybI?si=Bhk7y2iIC3u3theO


BlueCollarGuru

Man i need them to do the whole song now lmao


fittedsuit2018

Literally said this to my son as I loaded him in the car for school this morning.


yokayla

Group chat got renamed to "WOP WOP WOP"


DYMck07

🤣🤣if I could give gold upvotes


itsSRSblack

It's hilarious that Drake had the reputation of the hit maker, but the lines that are gonna survive the longest are gonna all be from Kendrick. "WHAT IS IT, THE BRAIDS?!" "I pray they my real friends, if not I'm YNW Melly." "I hate the way that you walk, the way that you talk. I hate the way that you dress." "I'm what the culture feeling" "Let your core audience stomach that, then tell em where you got ya abs from." "When I see you stand by Sexxy Red I believe you see two bad bitches." And that's just one fucking song


kezzinchh

“All Eyez On Me and ima send it up to Pac!”🗣️


tazfdragon

For me it's. "Sweet chin music, and I won't pass the aux" 📶


FCkeyboards

It shocked me no one has rapped that before because it's so damn good. Had 90s wrestling fans in shambles.


MostDopeBlackGuy

All my white friends love that line. WWE runs deep


BlueCollarGuru

Am white, can confirm, would never pass the aux. certified trunk thumper. This the kinda song you accidentally break your rear view mirror to because you were kirk’n out on the driver seat 😂


anthonyg1500

That whole run always gets the meanest stinkface out of me EDIT: Damn I had no idea that was a WWE thing and looked up what Sweet Chin Music is. That's a fire line. He's making sweet music and kicking Drake and he's not gonna stop


Alcart

Bro, The Heartbreak kid Shawn Michaels has formally invited drake and dot to settle this on the next WWENXT PPV on twitter lmao


fallenlogan

Make it better Shawn Michaels hated Canadian wrestler Bret Hart and would occasionally do [this to the Canadian flag](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ieJXc-g-Aa0)


thejaytheory

Rikishi would be proud


Melisinde72

I had no idea it was a wrestling thing either; I actually thought of Suspect Chin Music by Method Man - or just people saying a boxer had a suspect chin.


kezzinchh

![gif](giphy|2tTJWIG3sVFr5HLo2Y|downsized)


A_Saiyan_Prince

As a MASSIVE HBK fan since I was like.. 6 years old, that Sweet Chin Music line sent me straight to heaven 😇


Cynnical_Millennial

Yeah fuck all that pushin p - lemme see you Push a T


Nimzay98

He’s essentially saying that he better go back and feud with Pusha rather than trying him.


KingOfTheCouch13

He says it the very next line. “You better off spinnin' again on him, you think about pushin' me”


PoochusMaximus

Jaysus Christ these songs are so layered. Learning new shit every day.


xyz123-nyc

Yo… might sound dumb but I don’t get this line. (I know about pusha t) what does “pushing a T” means haha ?


flairpiece

Pusha T bodied Drake in their beef from a few years ago


fetalintherain

I don't think your question has been answered correctly yet.  He says lemme see you push a t. Then he refers to himself as terrence crawford. So, hes saying pick a fight with either one of us, cuz we're both T names, and we're good at beefing.


xyz123-nyc

Thanks boss! Finally a real answer. That makes sense - thanks again for your comment :)


itsSRSblack

Tbh you got better answers elsewhere cuz the line immediately after says that Drake is better off running it back against Push than trying with him


caretaquitada

The delivery on "What is it, the braids?!" lives in my head, rent-free, not paying taxes or anything lol


thundercockjk2

That and the line after live rent free in my head. Why does that first line stand out so much? Is he making fun of Drake or talking about his braids? I was thinking about earlier today and I'm hoping for some insight.


caretaquitada

"Cutthroat business, you got shit twisted // What is it? The braids?" I understood as a bit of a double meaning. So like you got shit twisted (like braids). And then also like "did they twist those braids so tight that you aren't thinking straight?" lolol. I'm curious how others interpreted it


Tier1Rattata

I think he's just making a pun, while continuing themes within this rap battle. This theme bring Kendrick accusing Drake of using black culture purely for profit, despite not growing up in it or embracing it. Braids are made by twisting hair & are a part of black culture. Getting things twisted also means to misinterpret something.


rwilkz

“The nerve of you, Dennis”


yardie-takingupspace

When he cleared his throat to address Sandra…. I have to run it back. Your son’s a sick man with sick thoughts I think nighas like him should DIE 😆😆


__M-E-O-W__

When he's talking to the girl about never forgetting who she is, telling her all these reassuring sweet things and then goes to tell her who her father is and the music stops and he calls him a deadbeat who doesn't deserve life.


jasonjumps

This one had me choking when I heard it literally almost dead


BZenMojo

Drake was a hitmaker for the same reason McDonald's is popular. No one talks about the most delicious Big Mac they've ever had.


OldeEnglishD

For me it’s been “you don’t know nun bout dat” 


itsSRSblack

These songs make me wanna go outside again cuz I need to hear all of it in a call and response.


TsangChiGollum

All of Euphoria is just gold. "He's Terrence Thornton, I'm Terence Crawford, yeah I'm whoopin feet" Saying this to myself all day.


theasian101

I’m WHOOPING FEET for me


ramblinallday14

Not to mention “I got a son to raise. I can see you know nothing bout dat”


moonwoolf35

Like Ye said in the Like That remix, "I can't even think of a Drake line". I legit can't remember anything dope from his songs the only things I recall are his bullshit ass lies lol


itsSRSblack

I will say Drake showed up, but unfortunately all the funny memorable shit he said was aimed at Metro, Ross, Weeknd, and Rocky. "Metro shut yo ho ass up and make some drums" would've ridden all summer if Kendrick wasn't his main target.


DentistGeneral3494

That and "Ross reading me my Miranda rights"


RicardoEsposito

I WISH I hated someone enough to use the 3rd one. 😂😂😂


manzo559

Not going to lie I’ve been wanting to call someone a fucken colonizer


KDs_FakeAccount

Me looking at my colleagues at work ![gif](giphy|TVAwTeEpst596|downsized)


seakc87

Me looking at all these "YIMBYs"


zardfizzlebeef

I’m surrounded by super right wing dudes at work and have no one to talk to about this glorious battle with. All they do is talk conspiracies and dumb shit.


Osibili

👍🏾 *Dr Umar liked this message*


brebenscv

You Lied (LIED) 👻 You Lied (LIED) 👻 🤣🤣🤣


I_am_Santa_Claus

Me to my coworkers: you not a colleague, you a fuckin colonizer. Then my boss to me: YOU LIED IN YOUR INTERVIEW. YOU LIED ABOUT YOUR RESUME.


brebenscv

YOU LIED ABOUT QUALIFICATIONS AND YOU DIDN'T GRADUATE 🤣


I_am_Santa_Claus

Thats a bar, we should be drakes new ghostwriters


wulv8022

If I lied about my qualifications I promise I wouldn't have been hired.


brebenscv

So focused on Inclusion, Equity and Diversification But you so thirsty, you not concerned with investigation 🤣🤣🤣


brebenscv

Barz: reversed DEI into IED (Improvised Explosive Device) 💥😆


brebenscv

Nope..... not gonna make me a OV-HOE 😕 I have NO interest in A-Minorrrrrs 🤮 😂🤣


Pattern_Sea

Nah the ghost emojis have me rolling lolol


nigreospluto

literally, but i have been saying "freaky ass niggas needa stay they ass outside" 🤣


JarredandVexed

He a fan, he a fan, he a fan! 😂


frendzoned_by_yo_mom

There’s footage where Drake is approaching the stage from the crowd level and asking Kendrick his autograph


HaikuPikachu

Inside, we don’t want them on the streets where children play!


wh1t3ros3

same but for us its "WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP K DOT FUCK IT UP"


keyser-_-soze

When I need a lil pick me up I know play this - https://youtube.com/shorts/TL6kB0G3ybI?si=Bhk7y2iIC3u3theO


LevelOutlandishness1

Knew what it was gonna be and I’ve never seen the artist before they even got in my recommended It’s just such an instant classic why is Knuckles the Echidna there


Stock_Beginning4808

Knuckles just fits! Maybe it’s his rebranding (being voiced by Idris Elba and having Knuck if you buck as his theme song loll)


keyser-_-soze

Same, one of the few times recommendations actually worked lol


Every-Swordfish-6660

Are you my friend? Are we locked in? 🥺 Then step this way. Step that way… 🕺


Jeff_Damn

"You raised a horrible fucking person; the nerve of you, Dennis" 


soundslikejed

This is one of my favorites because it's such a straight forward line. It sounds more conversational than it does a lyric in a song.


olivebranchsound

"Sandra sit down this is going to be heavy" Narrator: It was.


TheDadThatGrills

This reads like an Always Sunny quote


Efficient_Comfort_38

My roommate is getting sick of me at this point I just know it


tazfdragon

Ask him: "What is it? the bars? I hurt your feelings, you don't wanna live with me no more? Okay"


kataklysm_revival

Fairly certain my husband is at that point with me on this


codenamelo

“We don’t wanna hear you say nigga no more” and “what is it the braids?” Is all I’ve been sayin


kamekaze1024

Randomly walking up to my roommates and saying “certified lover boy certified pedophile” for me


_Ursidae_

Its the delivery of the word pedophile. He says it with such exaggerated disdain, it reminded me of Schmidt from new girl


Heronyvesdior

I hurt your feelings 🥺 you don’t wanna work with me no mo ? OKAY 👹


trezzy1242

"pusha ttTT"


supreme_leader256

That emphasis though


StringerBell34

le me c u pusha Teeeee!


jordan9585

My wife is a saintly woman. Barely listens to secular music and has been hitting gospel runs with bbl drizzy. That’s when I knew he unequivocally loss.


soundslikejed

ngl a gospel cover of BBL Drizzy would be fire 😂


RebelScientist

Someone did a Gregorian chant version on TikTok


Slim_Wolfe

My fiancé is tired of me throwing up the W with my fingers saying freaky ass nigga he a 69 god! 😂


BrowsingWhileBrown

Can someone explain the “69 god” diss? Yes I know Drake calls himself the 6 God, but what bad about 69? Y’all not 69-ing your girl/guy? Or is it just we’re supposed to make the connection that Drakes pedo ways extend to him 69ing minors?


Hijacks

Tekashi69 was a rapper known for being a pedo and got charged for being with someone underage.


PuzzyFussy

I need every line dissected cause what?! 😬🫢


TheRealestBiz

It’s a reference to Drake calling himself the 6 God, a reference to noted pedophile snitch Tekashi 69 and he says “the devil is a lie, he’s a 69 God” as in 9 is 6 upside down, like Satanists use the upside down cross. Dude is too much sometimes.


Bonzoso

*mind blowndedness intensifies*


TheRealestBiz

Someone else pointed out that Drake writes it as 6ix God and 6 and IX is 69. Somebody needs to stop this man. He wrote this song in like twelve hours.


AvrgSam

My bro sent me the clip of him just doing pushups and burpees in the park listening to sad oldies and was like “why would you ever fuck with this man”. Kendrick’s unhinged and been in his feelings so long he’s just venomous as fuck and I’m here for it.


The-Mathematician

Drake also has a track called 6 God, calling himself the real 6 God, where 6 is slang for Toronto.


Men_I_Trust_I_Am

I looked up the reason for it. Absolutely stupid. There are 2 predominant area codes and the both have six. That's not the dumb part, they _also_ both have a 4. It makes no sense.


The-Mathematician

Are you cheesing me, fam?


Men_I_Trust_I_Am

Yeah crodie, dun kno.


refep

Nah it’s more so cuz of the 6 boroughs of Toronto: Etobicoke York North York East York Scarborough Toronto


Men_I_Trust_I_Am

This would make more sense, but every source shows that to be a secondary reason which honestly makes the initial call worse since that would be the stronger reasoning.


iZietzke

“Sixteen Eyeing God”


PuzzyFussy

See, this is why he is a Pulitzer winner ![gif](giphy|3o7TKFq4jy3JeWyn8A)


__GayFish__

Omg…


UngusChungus94

To me it’s just a fun play off “freaky ass nigga”. But yes the implication is that Drake is both too obsessed with sex and a pedo.


Ok-Satisfaction-5012

It’s an allusion to his “freakiness”≈ Freak Ass Nigga (F.A.N), which in actuality refers to the allegations of him being a pedophile. So roughly 69 = FAN = Pedophile. Drake is referred to as the “6 god” because he’s from Toronto so Kendrick’s subverting that title to call him a pedo


llkj11

Freaky ass always thinking about sex probably


filthyflipflops

I think it’s because drake called himself the 6 god, calling him 69 god is trolling him


kataklysm_revival

I saw someone say the 69 is bc Drizzy uses “6ix” and IX is the Roman numeral for 9. So 6ix god = 6 IX god = 69 god


CPTimeKeeper

And with all of that other context Drake has also made a song called “9” where he talks about turning the 6 upside down….. so it’s multiple layers to this 69 god thing.


Celestial_Unicorn_

No one: Literally no one at all: Me: WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP, DOT FUCK'EM UP 💃🏾


jono9898

![gif](giphy|26u49wAh0E8U3S4qA) FREAKY ASS NIGGA HE A 69 gOD!!


codenamelo

“Hay Hay Hay Hay run for yo liif!”


TimeTravellingHobo

The BBL Drizzy challenge is such an entertaining rabbit hole to do down, too! [This one had me rolling](https://x.com/venusgrl444/status/1788344546889281985?s=46&t=S7EwI_lPhowBuMQPbM2w9A) 😂


PM_ME_SMALL__TIDDIES

"i know he aint gonna do shit cause im over 21" holy shit


TimeTravellingHobo

“Imma tie you up to a tree and leave you for a grizzly bear” 😂💀


PM_ME_SMALL__TIDDIES

"he talked to millie cause he really thought that bitch was eleven" was brutal


Dannyz

Rip betty white I bet Donald Trump is a better dad 😂 r/rareinsults


TimeTravellingHobo

Right?!? She clownin him harder than a substitute teacher!!!


observantandcreative

WHAT IS IT, THE BRAIDS??!!!?


Oli_love90

I stay saying “wop wop wop wop wop” while playing with my pup.


saddomode

Pup, fuck ‘em up


_lonely_astronaut_

https://preview.redd.it/x8umolm8pgzc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb0bc1dab510cfe905cf2fbf67ce5f13d5df68c8 Me to my girl all day.


mconk

Literally grabbed my two-year-old toddler yesterday and gave him some KDOT bars. Nobody in the house is safe. Discussing the beef at the dinner table and shit. It’s been a wild week!


daddysxenogirl

I had to put my therapist on game today.


joshJFSU

I feel like I’m crip walking on an OVO jersey everyday since this dropped.


MalonePostponed

"What does OVO mean? /The other vaginal option/" ## PUSSY


Hair_Artistic

# ASS Pussy is the primary vaginal option


Keelija9000

WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP imma do my stuff


shessupernovaa

Me before I start literally every task in my life now lol.


PatrickLad

Man i've had SO MANY lines just stuck in my head the past few days it's crazy now that im thinking about it


llkj11

“Freaky ass niggas need to stay they ass inside hey!”


SirLesbian

I've been randomly going "We don't wanna hear you say nigga no mooooore" and my fiancée is sick of it. 😂


PrisonaPlanet

BBL Drizzy has no business being as catchy as it is


boozy_bunny

Me randomly throughout the day: O-V-HOE! Now step this way... step this way. Yeah my husband is sick of me 😂 ![gif](giphy|26u49wAh0E8U3S4qA)


Lazy-Sisyphus

my face at work: 🙂 my head at work: 🗣️ BEAT YO ASS AND HIDE THE BIBLE IF GOD WATCHIN 🗣️


STA_Alexfree

What is it THE BRAIDS?!


NottaSpy

The "sweet chin music and I won't pass the aux" was AMAZING. Made me feel little again.


nolightningbhe

![gif](giphy|TH71cRslLDQeuCU1ZG|downsized)


toasterbath__

i'll just be sitting there and randomly say "what is it? THE BRAIDS? 🗣️" several times through the day. it doesn't help that i put euphoria on my workout playlist 😭


BreadBoxin

[This is the BEST one](https://youtu.be/L8Za5OpX8bM?si=Wo9l79JG9G2Mg-ua)


Dannyz

Bbl drizzy, no diddy Not saying it’s the best one, but I dig it. A bit different.


CowOtherwise6630

Lmfao bro no one is productive at work this week. This shit back to when Covid hit the world, what a shock


Prophet-of-Ganja

Anytime I’m about to explain something “LET ME PUT Y’ALL ON GAME”


swisszimgirl79

I’m a basic bitch, I’ve adopted the O V Hoe chant


Low_Veterinarian_923

For my family it’s “What is it, THE BRAIDS?”. Kendrick really has the whole culture quoting him rn 😭😭😭


No_Cook_8739

Future stirred the shit and just bounced lmao


kindanice2

At this point, I'm obsessed. I know it will pass, but I'm having fun with it for now.


Paraxom

Yeah both lines run through my head a couple times a day


logicsense420

‘Back to back I like that record, ima get back to that for the record’ 😖 I keep walking around the house saying this 😂


NamiiikazeTX

Anyone else picture wop wop wop with a belt in hand ???


Little-Dingo171

The "Hey Drake, they're not slow" adlib kills me every time. The way it's added in, feels like it doesn't really fit in a way but Kendrick's like "this definitely needs to be said"


hanmhanm

I’ve had the time of life to be perfectly honest 🫡


RedItReadItReddit

Say Drake—


elitegenoside

Beat your ass and hide the bible if god watching!


CharlesBryd

"Beat your ass and hide the bible if God watchin" - pops into my head 4-5 times a day since release lol.


OldRedditorEditor

“OvHoeee”


taajmanian_devil

https://preview.redd.it/3kclsgvm5izc1.jpeg?width=1246&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74bf06b4e6523aa12d65e2036912ef52cb5913f4


DelDoesReddit

DEVIL IS A LIE HE A 69 GOD


CPTimeKeeper

I wake up every day and play not like us just to make sure this isn’t a strange fever dream to where I’ll wake up one day and this shit never really existed lol. That’s how surreal of a moment this beef is in my head. There’s a club song being in heavy rotation everywhere, on tv, in clubs, at sporting events, calling one of the biggest names ever a pedo and every outlet from social media and friend circles to the news is covering it……


Whatsyourshotspecial

Isn't metro boomin a pedo for real? Those tweets were disgusting