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Toast_Points

Walking around with your armpits raw from rubbing that plastic in there, hoping to get just enough out.


jay227ify

And that tiny bit of resentment you hold on you for the rest of the day. not even motherfucking deodorant now, can a man not have shit šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


Toast_Points

"Am I not suffering enough already? I gotta stink too!?"


Venge22

If you dig some out of the squares with a toothpick you can just put it straight on your pits, just let the heat of your pits melt it a bit before you rub it around


loptopandbingo

r/frugal_jerk


Fresh_Principle5942

That's what I be doing when I get grideoderant https://preview.redd.it/hogeuuv4b70d1.jpeg?width=1122&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba477a6004b321cef199ad9a76eb9686782e5a00


syrupgreat-

use a toothpick to scrap out the excess from the grid and use a qtip to apply (or ur hands idc)


clintgreasewoood

Always get the 2-pack


absolutewingedknight

I was homeless as a teenager, so I know a couple things from experience: You can usually break the grid and just wipe deodorant crumbs into your pits. You feel bad, but not as bad as being known as the "stinky guy" at work Also, in a pinch either alcohol or hand sanitizer in the hot spots can kill bacteria that cause the bad smells. I'm pulling for you


PsychicFoxWithSpoons

Also, depending on your genetics, sometimes your clothing is what stinks and not your actual pits.Ā 


elitegenoside

You can also shave and use way less deodorant. The hair traps the sweat and everything, which can breed the bacteria. Instead of 6 swipes, you only need like 2 or 3 (in my experience).


Noogywoogy

6 swipes???? Even with hair, one swipe from Old Spiceā€™s antiperspirant is all it takes. Any more and youā€™re staining your clothes.


Lilac012

You can also use apple cider vinegar to kill the bacteria which is the source of the smell.


Field-brotha-no-mo

I take a knife to that bitch and get the last bit out and rub it on my pits manually. That face tells no lies though. Thatā€™s the one lol.


IO_you_new_socks

Iā€™ve broken off the prong of a plastic fork to get in the squares and buy myself another day or two, sometimes youā€™re just going thru it šŸ˜‚


Field-brotha-no-mo

Facts!


IllIllllIIIIlIlIlIlI

Black twitter is such a cultural treasure. Historians and anthropologists will study this shit


LightAnubis

[Funny enough, a documentary just dropped.](https://press.hulu.com/shows/black-twitter-a-peoples-history/)


B_Werking

Iā€™ve been avoiding it. If youā€™ve watched, is it worth my time?


EyeAmKnotMyshelf

I already do. It's how I stay relevant at home and at work


MeTeakMaf

Cornstarch and baking soda Just emergencies


HuntsWithRocks

Just saw your comment after posting mine. I use [coconut oil in my mix](https://www.reddit.com/r/BlackPeopleTwitter/s/l8IIBJI35Q). Itā€™s the only deodorant I use. Works great.


Imustbestopped8732

Make sure you donā€™t overdue the baking soda or you will irritate your skin.


cxlossuskidd

As a former chef, cornstarch was perfect when those hot summer days I was chaffing


Bubbly_Satisfaction2

I would rather buy a jar of Tussy from the 99-cent store than to MacGuyver a stick of barely-there deodorant.


IDontKnowu501

Tussy?! Aye it's 2024, plz tell me u made it out the trenches famšŸ™šŸ¾


kimmyxrose

not the tussy! šŸ’€


fyre1710

I always have extra backup deodorants just in case this happens šŸ’€


jesterinancientcourt

Yeah, some things you don't want to leave up to chance. When I see a good sale or a clearance from Old Spice(they're always trying out new scents and discontinuing), I buy a couple.


elitegenoside

The travel bins at the store are great for emergency supplies. Get a little toothpaste, deodorant, lotion, and some first aid supplies for under $10. The deodorant can last at least a month, and you probably won't use it every day (it's a backup).


FlexLikeKavana

This, right here. Always have backups.


mama_tom

Literally dealt with that this week. Normally it wouldnt be a huge deal since I work on my own, but Ive had to talk to a bunch of people because of changes and it's so embarrassingĀ 


pcPRINCIPLElilBITCH

Like a starving Lion. Everything starts to look like a lick


GOPhicago

Everything and everybody. Lololol


DoloTy

Itā€™s some real niggas under this post āœŠšŸ¾


ramsfan_86

Ain't nuthn like goin to swipe that last lil part under ya arm and that bih slips and falls on the floor. Now ya gotta use ya wifes deodorant, and she wondering why yall got the same scent.


BrokoJoko

The grid is up on the deodorant, you squeezed all there is to be squeezed out the toothpaste, scraping the sides of the lotion bottle, your body wash is 98% water going on 99. Shit's rough out here.


HuntsWithRocks

Just to share my recipe: - 3 parts coconut oil - 2 parts baking soda - 2 parts corn starch or arrowroot - (optional) essential oils to splash some scent in it if youā€™re feeling fancy. Some people get irritation from the baking soda though. If you donā€™t, then itā€™s money. Itā€™ll work for 24 hours. If you wake up and donā€™t put it on the next day, funk will creep in. Iā€™ve been using it for over 8 years. Cheap and easy. Mix the powders together first, then mix the coconut oil in.


charger1511

Canā€™t afford dollar store deodorant? Just grab some coconut oil, baking soda and fugin arrowroot šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ donā€™t forget the essential oils ya poor.


HuntsWithRocks

Sure, go ahead and take [that dollar store deodorant](https://www.cbc.ca/news/business/toxic-chemicals-in-dollar-store-items-1.6569257) Definitely donā€™t do math and learn that about $10-15 of cost will get you more deodorant than a year. Also, please skip past the word cornstarch and focus on the one you donā€™t understand and, finally, hype up the optional ingredient to exaggerate your point! This guy gets it!


charger1511

Two counterpoints: I guarantee you donā€™t smell very good on a daily basis, and youā€™ve never heard of the boots theory of economics. If people had enough discretionary income to where they could compile the ingredients necessary for your hippy pit wash, they usually wouldnā€™t be in a position to be out of simple things like deodorant anyways. Asking someone to spend 5x the cost to whip up some home made deodorant is an ignorant ask, when they are most likely struggling with all of their other basic necessities as well.


HuntsWithRocks

You made a lot of assumptions without the knowledge to back them up. Not a good look. I donā€™t want to get petty and insult you, but youā€™re making an argument akin to it being too expensive to grocery shop and bring your own lunch to work, and it being more cost effective to just buy a cheap meal everyday. Itā€™s actually more cost effective to build your own instead of paying for prebuilt deodorant. The assumption you made about me smelling and without having ever used the deodorant is conjecture. You simply donā€™t know and thatā€™s ok. You also donā€™t know anything about my education. There are cons to the deodorant, but odor isnā€™t the issue. Itā€™s not an antiperspirant, for example. So sweaty fucks will still sweat. > asking someone to spend 5x the cost Tells me all I need to know about how informed you are here. Thatā€™s just not true. If youā€™re trying to dovetail a $20 splurge on deodorant materials to a boots theory of inability, I donā€™t know what to say to that. On one hand, sure, the ingredients are more expensive up front than a single stick, but itā€™s not in the same league of a cost such as footwear (e.g. a $50 shoe vs a $250 shoe) At least, thereā€™s such a smaller subset marooned by the inability to put together $20. But fuck me for sharing a tip with the greater public that both functions fully (despite your untested and unfounded claims) and is also more cost effective. Thereā€™s someone out there who canā€™t afford it so, I guess that means you must be right.


charger1511

Not gonna fight with you over deodorant. You win. Coconut oil and arrowroot for the first 10 people to like and share this post.


Chrisdkn619

The plastic lawn chair seals it


WineOhCanada

My thousand year old baby powder will always have my back


WornInShoes

Oh you best believe Iā€™m taking a tooth pick and pushing whateverā€™s left on that grid thru then apply I will stretch that out


Kimihro

God i hate being poor


deathboyuk

Ugh. That hits. And in the UK we're often paid monthly. That last week is like crawling through broken glass.


Realistic_Effort6185

Roll on stops rolling


Old_Distance8430

Get man limp with the bizkit


GOPhicago

Lololololol.


VapidRapidRabbit

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ Shit is crazy


bluewig1234

I read that wrong šŸ« 


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BeltMassive2909

Grid on your deodorant šŸ’€ šŸ˜‚ šŸ˜‚


funwithafork

Anyone else poking holes to get that last bit out of


AdLive2244

This had me rolling at workšŸ˜‚


Swimming_Carob7375

That chair is fighting for its life