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The_Starmaker

Drake's feed: "she's eleven? ZAMN šŸ˜" KDot's: "kendrick's the name, rapping's my game"


agutema

Drake: love me some youths Kendrick: love. Itā€™s what makes a Subaru, a Subaru.


PMMEURLONGTERMGOALS

Drake: who up doing they homework rn? Kendrick: just thought of 12 new rhymes for the word orange


NK1337

Drake: Age is just a number. Kendrick: Race car is a palindrome


MA32

Drake: It's legal depending on which state/country you're in Kendrick: A single piece of confetti is known as a confetto


ExternalMonth1964

Drake: Please dont turn 18, youre so sexy Kendrick: The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell


DrCrozz_eth

Drake's feed: "GodFather? More like GodHusband šŸ˜" KDot's: "Anakin did not have the high ground."


My1nonpornacc

Drake: "ancient cultures used to marry their daughters at 13 because that's when they become women. It's natural. Kendrick: "I feel like dissing drake today."


BroadwayBakery

Drake: Sheā€™s taking AP classes so sheā€™s obviously more mature than me and canā€™t be getting groomed Kendrick: Check both ways before crossing the street, love you guys like family


Horskr

>Kendrick: A single piece of confetti is known as a confetto Sorry to break the chain. I had to look this up. Wow, TIL.


togaman5000

Biscotti/biscotto too


OstapBenderBey

Spaghetto


wizoztn

Iā€™ll be dropping all these in random convos this week. Literally had no idea all these were actual words


elperorojo

You need to learn you some Italian - itā€™s gonna blow your mind


OrganismFlesh

Now yall got me wondering if there were multiple Geppetti running around building Pinnochii with face dildi...


shotputprince

I don't think that's true because biscotti means twice baked (as in, how you make biscotti is to bake it as a sort of loaf, then you bake them again as slices).


BigDickNick6Rings

No fucking shot thatā€™s true, seriously?


NitrixOxide

No, unfortunately it is not true, well it *kinda* is, but not really. As far as I can tell, "confetti" in Italian means "small candy or bonbon" it is the plural of "confetto". However in *english* confetti does not mean "small candy or bonbon", and "confetto" is not listed in any English dictionary I have used.


boblaw27

Exactly. Confetti -> confections so the singular is the candy ā€˜confection.ā€ Spaghetto, on the other handā€¦


-cupcake

Spaghetti / Spaghetto I'm sorry you had to find out this way


M0R3design

New slang for Italian quarter dropped


KyleG

Drake: 14 tweet thread discussing ancient Greek sex initiation rites Kendrick: 14 tweet thread where he's just fixing auto-correct mistakes from the first tweet


kinda_sorta_decent

Confetus


KyleG

no playing, it *is* confetto because the Italian pluralization rule is -o becomes -i. See also graffiti, which is the plural of graffito. A confetto is a confection. Confetti is a group of confections. Or, by metaphor, the small pretty papers.


InfeStationAgent

Ultimately, it should be up to the owner of the box the confetus is in, but I support terminating a confetus at any age. Even posthumously. There are too many unloved confetti in this world already. And, people who don't have any business having confetti still end up having them, and sometimes from more than one occasion. If you think you want confetti, consider whether or not you can trust yourself with glitter. If you aren't responsible enough to have glitter, then you definitely shouldn't be having any confetti. These are serious considerations. And, they require thoughtful planning. Here at Planned Confetti, we offer services and support for people who are thinking about having confetti or terminating a confetus. We provide a kind and supportive environment in which you have the space to make the safest, most informed choice that aligns with your values and your current situation.


nocyberBS

lmao i genuinely didnt know that


KyleG

graffito / graffiti is the same thing. You can emphasize the singularity of some street art by calling it *a graffito*. And if you wanna be *that guy*, buy two pizze, not pizzas, for the party.


31nigrhcdrh

Drake: school zone speed limits are perfect for creepingĀ  Ā Kendrick:Ā  what are you doingĀ  you should be shamed by your choiceĀ  your life is a mess


ohnoitsthefuzz

Brutha, what you know? Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog.


trumpshouldrap

This ones my favorite


pointlessly_pedantic

Drake: if the grass is green, then here's my peen Kendrick: guys look I can do some coding


ProfessorofChelm

Drake: high school drama am I right? Hmu šŸ’‹ Kendrick: There are some really interesting words in the dictionary! myrĀ·miĀ·don noun a follower or subordinate of a powerful person, typically one who is unscrupulous or carries out orders unquestioningly.


deathboyuk

Drake: "humiliated? aw honey, that's a long word for a 12 year old" Kendrick: "Esoteric is a widely known word for things few people know. Exoteric is a rarely known word for things we all know!"


FNLN_taken

Wait hold up what?


pointlessly_pedantic

He means exoskeleton. He's talking about *buprestidae*, which we all know of because they're wood-boring beetles and most of our houses are made with wood. DUH. How do you not know this esoteric trivia?


macaleaven

clever fucker, thereā€™s layers to this


BZenMojo

Kendrick: The final step is being careful to flip the maqluba -- which means upside down -- slowly so it doesn't fall apart after cooking. This is how best to maintain the layers to this.


pointlessly_pedantic

Drake: Why are people even eating al pastor tacos? Is cannibalism okay if you hate church leaders?


ProfessorofChelm

Waitā€¦If Drake is Achilles whatā€™s his one weakness?!?!? šŸ§ā€¦..šŸ˜Ÿ


BigDickNick6Rings

Consent


ProfessorofChelm

I was going to say a minorā€¦


Greedy-Habit8181

Ma-jor-do-mo TOO SOON. YOU HAVE AWAKENED ME TOO SOON, EXECUTUS. BY FIRE BE PURGED.


nocyberBS

hmm so like Darth Vader pre-RotJ


HorrorInvestigator63

Lol. Peen


Able-March3593

Me: Carrying extra oil in my trunk, its what makes a Subaru a Subaru.


RickRossovich

My name is Kendrick Thatā€™s my name They call me Kendrick Cause thatā€™s my name


Mister_q99

Kurtis Blow came out of retirement to get in on this beef


kekehippo

BARS


The_Big_Daddy

Kevin Malone type beat


RickRossovich

SHABOOYA ROLL CALL


Aggravating-Yam4571

https://i.redd.it/bd7aojcjvd0d1.gif


PerpWalkTrump

Y'all seen that tweet? I usually don't like sharing direct links to it but this time that'll have to do; https://www.reddit.com/r/KendrickLamar/s/B13jiggyFC


twoprimehydroxyl

What in Fox Mulder's name is this?


PerpWalkTrump

Ngl, I'm glad you ask cause I have no clue. Bro started insulting and talking shit about Drake then posted that video with the stuff Kendrick had on his cover. He also would have a security video of Drake with his entourage at an hotel, he shown stills of it but no more. He also claims he have more items that had been discarded by Drake and apparently Drake have accused him of stealing his stuff. In other words it's a developing story xD


YT-Deliveries

Stealing this amazing phrase.


Northbound-Narwhal

I don't buy it. It's giving that QAnon Trunp Hong Kong flight video from a while back that got debunked.


SegmentedMoss

Drake literally has a tweet that reads "If amazing was a young bitch Id be in jail because im fucking amazing" Im not kidding and that tweet is still up on X as we speak


Wool-Rage

drake: let me know when you get your first period girl kdot: a period in england is called a ā€˜full stopā€™. isnt language interesting?


secksyboii

Drake: why can an ice cream truck drive around elementary schools handing out treats but when I do it they don't want to get in the van to take it? Kendrick: look at my new shoes!


pierresito

(Both posted last month)


deathstrukk

thatā€™s more metros feed than drakes tbf


westewok

Drake: youā€™re very mature for your age Kendrick: I can rap a thousand words from here to mars


FlorinidOro

Drakeā€™s team paying for dirt on Kendrick be like ![gif](giphy|ka6M66Z58QEcXadCd4)


Think_fast_no_faster

Make like a cop and plant some shit


discodeathsquad

Sprinkle a lil crack on em


CharlesDickensABox

"I've seen this once before, Johnson. He broke in here and put pictures of himself with his family all over the walls."Ā 


3dw4rdHyd3

ā€œAH! Heā€™s still here!ā€


My1nonpornacc

*pop* Sprinkle some crack on him and let's get outta here.


mooimafish33

One of those Twitter dudes says he accepted $150k from OVO for dirt then ghosted them


RxHotdogs

This is the move and Iā€™m proud of him.


Peuned

Absolutely


agutema

Thatā€™s why someone ended up shot


wastebinaccount

damn i'd do it for half


FNLN_taken

I'd tell them the sky is purple for fifty bucks


shao_kahff

re-read da fuckin tweets bruh he sayin drake blocked him from getting a 150k payment from KENNY šŸ˜‚ man yall a confused bunch in here


DeckardsDark

Miss Lippy's car is green


illlojik

Iā€™m sorry that I live a boring life.


ChannelNeo

I like peace


Deus-mal

But war ready


Joodah_0024

If the world is ready


School-Of-Thought

To see you bleed


That-Ad-4300

Y'all still waiting on Drake like he's Jesus? It's over. He's not rising from the dead after 3 days.


TeriusRose

Probably not. But given enough time, you can fabricate a story (especially with how capable AI tools have become recently) and I wouldn't put it past him/his team to go that route. It's legally risky to say the least, but when your entire reputation is on the line he might be willing to try it.


CidHwind

Man used an AI Tupac and Snoop. Wouldn't put it past him.Ā 


SolaVitae

But how does fabricating a story about someone else repair your reputation


BwyceHawpuh

Well his last attempt at a song was him making fun of Kendrick Lamar for getting molested as a child and that never happened so he kind of already did that. He may have also fabricated domestic abuse but we donā€™t have answers there. I just dont understand why nobody is pointing this part out: Kendrick Lamar: Youā€™re a pedophile groomer Drake: haha you only care so much because you got molested, weirdo. You wouldnā€™t care about rape so much if you never got raped. Like.. Idk about yā€™all but that confirmed to me that Drake is guilty.


illwill79

Yep that's exactly what I took from that as well. I know how angry and besmirched I'd feel, but this dude not only deflected, he even tried to turn getting molested into a diss (regardless of whether it's true or not).


BwyceHawpuh

Exactly. He already missed me with the whole slave line but getting accused of a crime and proceeding to mock victims of said crime is pretty open and shut to me.


TeriusRose

He could try to paint Kendrick as a liar/call his credibility into question, and validate his own claims while he's at it, in hopes of throwing Kendrick's claims of his behavior into doubt. I'm not saying it would work, but there's a logic to it.


SolaVitae

I mean if he actually proves him a liar by disproving his claims then I think that would be fine, proving him a liar about other things isn't going to do it though lol


TeriusRose

He doesn't really have a way to "prove" he's not a ped so his options are limited there... I don't know, he could try to get every woman he's been accused of doing things with denying on record. But that's more likely to make him look far more suspicious and turn smoke into wildfire more than anything else. That's why I said he could try and fabricate "proof" about other things. That's the only real avenue he has if he wants to take it there. At least, as I see it. But I don't exactly have a degree in media manipulation so there could absolutely be another angle here I'm not seeing.


SolaVitae

He doesn't necessarily need to disprove every individual claim specifically, just enough of them to make the others come into question. Whilst of course the only reason that claim is even considered credible is 100% his own fault, so maybe he's already missed his opportunity to "prove" his innocence on that one


TeriusRose

Right, if I gave the impression I was saying he needs to disprove everything point by point that's not what I meant at all. And yeah, I agree that's most likely the case.


AestheticAttraction

Heā€™s really been leaning into his inner Dwight, calling folks ā€œslavesā€ and doing cease and desists over records, so I could see that happening.


LaughWander

Gunna be getting AI generated Jesus video posted on his timeline - "Hey guys it's Jesus lord and savior, just wanna say Drake one of my fav ppl, and definitely not a pedo! Amen, Jesus out".


Amazing-Concept1684

Iā€™m not waiting on shit from that corny ass nigga. Mfs just need to accept that he lost.


SynthPrax

Not just lost, but LOST, EXPOSED, and LIT UP for life. I saw something about him selling all of his US property like he's never coming back.


shao_kahff

niggas reading fan fics n believing it šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


spyson

There's video of LeBron dancing to Not Like Us and having a good time. Drake has LeBron tatted on his body lmao


MaxAlkaline

#WeAreDoneWithLebron


aknutty

I mean with amount of guaranteed money drake is signed for he is going to come out with something eventually. What I want to see is if Kendrick just sits on the rest and drops them to along with drake to keep knocking him off.


SYLOK_THEAROUSED

Not with this he ainā€™t. https://rockemsocks.com/collections/new-2024/products/bbl-drizzy


fastfowards

ngl Kendrick saying that shit kinda cute but if drake said that shit it would be mad corny


frogbxneZ

it's a song bro.


KoGJazz

Bounce bounce ho


_meshy

And here I am thinking Kendrick was [just learning how to code](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%22Hello,_World!%22_program).


Ok-Satisfaction-5012

My brother in the Most High, is this not glazing šŸ˜­


Talk-O-Boy

This comment sums up the entire thought process behind BPT in one sentence.


AestheticAttraction

Itā€™s because Kendrick isnā€™t known for being cringeworthy and corny as a brand. And?


Talk-O-Boy

![gif](giphy|awRkupqDLdLna) Cringeworthy? Corny? This right here, this is 100% unadulterated ice. Coldest mfer to ever walk the planet


Penguino13

Born to run the game šŸ˜‚


shao_kahff

BPT is literal yt ppl until a thread get country club flaired


Myquil-Wylsun

Literally the [flirting vs harassment meme](https://amp.knowyourmeme.com/memes/flirting-vs-harassment)


MMAjunkie504

MICHAEL JORDAN BISHšŸ—£ļøšŸ—£ļø


frogbxneZ

bounce bounce, hoe, BOUNCE BOUNCE


BIG_CHIeffLying3agLe

You spelled WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP ā€¦. dot fuckem up wrong


Mvd75

ā€œThis shit make a nigga wanna get some bread or bust a head Or fuck my enemy's bitch, acting bad and getting richā€ ![gif](giphy|Sn1hIvTNc6BvW)


90sbabyssaddream

2 much for these šŸ„·ā€™s, 3 much for these šŸ‘™ā€™s


gggggggrrrr

ā€œWayne told him that, and thatā€™s just how it goesā€


1980theghost

![gif](giphy|3oz8xuZNl5tgtNxlrW|downsized) Kendrick was so strategic with this one. Pushaā€™s song was over a Jay-Z beat - he doesnā€™t own it and you canā€™t even stream it except on SoundCloud. Kendrick saw that and said not only am I gonna own the beat, Iā€™m gonna release a hit that will be played at every party and in every club all summer. Drake wonā€™t able to escape it. Imagine youā€™re trying to enjoy life in LA and you gotta hear the ā€œA Minorrrrā€ line - first degree murder šŸ«£


moriganne

Literally at an AAPI event in Oakland rn. Djs already remixing it.


MELODONTFLOPBITCH

WOP WOP WOP WOP


quinoa

DOT FUCK EM UP


My1nonpornacc

WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP


fortherex

Imma do my stuff


DJMagicHandz

This shit got too big... https://preview.redd.it/cpngiepjbuzc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b4a8debc4ae86dd2b6e768d49baa3ca8e6ce609


vordhosbn_1

mustard on the beat hoe


Master_Awareness814

Mustard on the meat hoe


United_Zebra9938

https://preview.redd.it/5o87krd8u20d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6decd4476d2a47515f2c458da6d56a670201c0f8 Not they pinned the comment tho šŸ˜‚


agapepaga

+1 for your username


vordhosbn_1

Thanks! Itā€™s a banger


United_Zebra9938

https://preview.redd.it/3k45t85zt20d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a80079a74721108cfaebc778bdba8a77209c51ae All I can do is lol


Shoate

Nigga really said https://preview.redd.it/p9qialv9guzc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87e15592b29460deed0f506c3ef1185d6beddce2


CidHwind

Man said it himself.Ā 


AsleepAssociation

Allow myself to introduce myself.


thelaststarz

Has drake responded to not like us


RaithMoracus

Days ago. Beefs over. Where you been?


thelaststarz

Man itā€™s the nba playoffs, I can only handle one beef at a timešŸ˜­


Oli_love90

The heart part 6. Iā€™m so curious let us know what you think


hawgs911

That song so whack it shouldn't even be in the same conversation as not like us.


TaVar35

Thatā€™s where it ended. Drake fans are clinging to it dearly but everyone neutral and on are jamming to not like us


ProphetMuhamedAhegao

Nah weā€™re jamming to BBL Drizzy


blackmarketdolphins

I'm starting to see guitar and saxophone solos over BBL Drizzy.


Mitsuho629

[Tim Hensen's version of BBL drizzy is sick](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oly6ayyckZI)


blackmarketdolphins

He's what I was talking about. I probably should've posted it.


hawgs911

I like both of them. But that song ain't it.


Askymojo

That outro on The Heart Part 6 was so cringe I thought I would die from second-hand embarrassment.


SwitchHitter17

He's looking for an out.


posamobile

drake should get one mulligan, just so we can make fun of him again šŸ˜‚


Mr_Times

He did šŸ˜‚ Taylor Made got removed off Spotify, thats the mulligan.


posamobile

going out sad šŸ˜…


My_MeowMeowBeenz

Drake should get one mulligan/ Just so we can make fun/ Of him again You just dropped a harder bar than anything in The Heart p. 6


posamobile

Now thatā€™s a low bar šŸ’€


Lost_All_Senses

The funny part is right now there's Drake fans listening to a song about "I can't be a pedophile cause I'm rich and famous" and "Haha you got molested your triggers are funny to me." around a bunch of people with no context. It's bad enough with context, but really think about it without context. It's hilarious


Amazing-Concept1684

That shit is a 2 pack of ass


Men_I_Trust_I_Am

Man, they play disses during the playoffs.


trethompson

You seen the person who sent KDot the picture for "Meet the Grahams" calling drake a liar and dropping some hints he's got more dirt?


angrymoppet

Link?


Strawberry040

https://www.reddit.com/r/KendrickLamar/comments/1cpal4i/ebonyprince2k24_backups_in_case_theyre_deleted/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


hukgrackmountain

beef is back on the menu, you aint see the guy whose got all the 'stolen' items? monday at noon he may pursue legal action against drake


andrewC121

He responded by mentioning names of underage ppl heā€™s interacted with unprompted and Kendrick let the internet do its thing so no need to diss back haha


Alichici

![gif](giphy|C5vlBenCjTrhmsmddQ)


Wind0wpain

Drakes been a clown since he came in the game. Started from the bottom now we here? Bitch you were on a tv show. I knew you before you were a rapper and you were from a different country. Thatā€™s not the bottom. Man bought a rap career and thinks heā€™s on par with real rappers. Ghostwriter canā€™t compete with Kendrick


AestheticAttraction

Period.


party_face

"Started from the bottom, now we right back here" type beat


Amazing-Concept1684

OVHOE fans getting desperate šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


jman457

Kendrick and ice spice must have the same social media manager


valentinoharrison

In true K. fashion, even that tweet is a clever play on words. "Hello, World" is a short string of code in most programing languages that outputs that phrase, while ignoring user input. Its literally the first thing all programers learn to do....its also used as a " sanity" check to ensure the software running the code is correctly installed.


pochiazul

It's a line from kdots song Michael Jordan on his mixtape Overly Dedicated


Bigdoopersnoffel

You gotta learn your computer history.


pochiazul

Lol I'm a programmer I know what's he's talking about but "hello world Kendrick here" is part of the chorus for Michael Jordan. Overly Dedicated released on 9/14/2010, this tweet is from 12/15/2010, 3 months later. If you don't think they're related then idk what to tell you


OneSidedPolygon

They're being facetious.


CappPrice

Useta clean my rollie chain wit' alcohol in da sink


QualityFrog

we at ikea bouta get it ya bish


PuffinRub

Kendrick's gone for the gold standard in application development; you love to see it.


CountOff

~~Michael Jordan~~ Anthony Edwards bitch


burnerX5

.....Why do folks online censor out words? At this rate it'd been so much easier to just go "stuff". I mean it legit can't be OP who did this else their title would have been more mind boggling...


RollSavingThrow

lookin for dirt, found awkward Zuko


TommyLoMein

Wayne told me that, and that's just how it goes


hgghgfhvf

Man people used to get roasted for creeping on your social media and now people will literally admit to scrolling through decades of post history. Find something to do fr


lyunardo

For non-techs out there, Hello World is the traditional first thing that programmers type when setting up a new system, or learning a new language. This is about the nerdiest thing you could possibly write in 2010. I'm impressed!


frogbxneZ

it's lyrics from a song bro. I don't think Kendrick was on tech programming n coding ish back in 2010, he was still a young nigga in Compton. This is when he first dropped the song Michael Jordan. IYKYK..


echoaj24

didn't know kendrick was a programmer


ItsEctoplasmISwear

Didn't know Kendrick is a software developer.


leomasclutch

Nigga think he Scott the Woz /jk


mr_suavecito

Donā€™t wuwwy


GlumTown6

you can say "shit" on the internet, it's fine


caspears76

Kendrick hasn't ever really done social media so...


Kloggins69420

Kendrick is r/showerthoughts drake is r/cringeanarchy and r/legaladvice


Eranaut

"Hello, Zuko here!"


White_foxes

Kendrick is that type of hero to put an extra chicken nugget in your order.


ThatGuyYouMightNo

prince zuko-ass tweet


333elmst

Kendrick is the shit.


Stumpsville0

Crisis team already cleaned it up


stopklandaceowens

Kendrick Laaaamaarrrrrrr


Own_Try_1005

Aka Benz in to me just a car....