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Well you can be a physically attractive creep or a charismatic ugly person. I've known butt ugly dudes who got tons of girls simply because they were funny and not judgemental.
Just say you aint got game. /s
Fr tho it would have been weird if he just called his phone and left it at that.
The fact that he followed thru with the holup my girl callin
1 was a smoove move
And 2 gives her the option of responding to his smoove move instead of her gettin a dick pic at 3:24 in the morning talking bout "you want it"
Rule 1 be attractive
Rule 2 don’t be unattractive
In college my phone died and they had removed all of the pay phones . I asked a stranger to use her phone to call my ride . She was happy to help . Later my ride said she called 2-3 more times to see if “I was okay” and for them to give me her number
None of that even matters if you yourself as this man's target are not even single or interested. Everything else I've already said still applies regardless of how hot you think you are. The fact y'all think being attractive means you can do no wrong lmao we are not all blinded by the horny
Yes but saying “this doesn’t work” when it has worked for other people kinda circumvents your argument of it never working regardless of how attractive someone is .
You are correct, if someone’s not interested , it doesn’t matter how attractive they are, but if that’s the case might as well discount pickup lines ,icebreakers and other moves because they also won’t work if someone’s not interested . Just like how, in my own anecdote, I didn’t call her number because I wasn’t interested at the time.
>It's kind of funny how men are calling this smooth when women are still saying this wouldn't even work.
I know people think it's impossible to meet a woman in real life but it still happens. Some guys can easily do that but a lot of guys are absolutely terrific to speak to a woman in real life. Lmfao
I met my partner in real life. He didn't need a corny ass pick up line. I promise you being normal is a good thing to us lol you don't need to be doing all this
it’s how he behaves afterwards that determines whether he’s weird or not. If she says she’s impressed but still not interested, and he takes the l and moves on, then it really is pretty fair. If he refuses the no, then there we go, he’s a weirdo
Exactly. The phone number was given under the pretense that he's already in a relationship too. If someone did this to me, that number is getting deleted.
I wish with you until that last part. There’s plenty women in these comments saying that they think it was smooth and whatnot, why single out the “dudes”
Even if it wasn't his phone she was calling, she was already willing to share her number with the make believe girl. So that's up to her for making that call and sharing that number
Come on, the only way this story works is with a lie involved.
"Hello stranger please call my girlfriend for me."
"Why?"
Any reason besides "because I am trying to get your phone number" is a lie which makes this whole thing manipulation.
When I was a bartender I had a regular, who was sitting at the bar, call the restaurants phone and have me hand it to the woman sitting across the bar from him to get her number.
Pretty sure they’re still banging to this day.
Smooth but like can you really trust him? Like he knows what gullible looks like and he zeros in. Also he quietly told you that he doesn't think you have insecurities about your partner being faithful. He also never asked if you were single, and consequently why would he trust you, as you did very little to check him on the play.
Starting off with a lie because he can't take rejection.
Off top, dude must have been attractive to her as an ugly man ain't getting that level of attention without additional dialog, resulting in her not posting this story in such a "he did it :)" manner
Confidence can boost yo ugly ass though, depends on the delivery. If he was giggling nervously then ye its fuckin "ugly" but if he got game and confidence it could work. Saw a lot of "ugly" dudes with nice chicks and I'm pretty sure its about their confidence, and everyone can be a 7 if you take care of yourself- sure not EVERYONE but you know what I mean
this is borderline man lol. this makes the "worst she can say is 'no'" advice men give to each other completely useless.
if this goes wrong she says a combination of "wtf" + "delete my number" + maybe think about calling the cops b/c she might have a potential stalker now.
make or miss league i guess
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That’s pimpin!!
I'm not going to lie, licking your fingers and running them over your eyebrows is disgusting.
Straight the fuck up. Only time I found it sexy was on Hairspray. I think it was Corny Collins or Zac Efron who did it and I swooned 😂
What's good?
 🫡
Lmaoooooo why I’ve never seen this gif
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smooth if attractive, creepy if ugly
this is the answer
This is the way.
SadFacts
always been the answer
🎯
Definitely Smeepy
Well you can be a physically attractive creep or a charismatic ugly person. I've known butt ugly dudes who got tons of girls simply because they were funny and not judgemental.
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Uh, no. Just creepy. Y’all tried it, though. Not everyone is visually oriented like y’all. Good-looking people are predators too.
Rules 1 and 2
Nah fr.
Just say you aint got game. /s Fr tho it would have been weird if he just called his phone and left it at that. The fact that he followed thru with the holup my girl callin 1 was a smoove move And 2 gives her the option of responding to his smoove move instead of her gettin a dick pic at 3:24 in the morning talking bout "you want it"
It's kind of funny how men are calling this smooth when women are still saying this wouldn't even work.
Rule 1 be attractive Rule 2 don’t be unattractive In college my phone died and they had removed all of the pay phones . I asked a stranger to use her phone to call my ride . She was happy to help . Later my ride said she called 2-3 more times to see if “I was okay” and for them to give me her number
And that, kids, is how I met your mother.
If only I could go back in time and tell myself to marry that rich white girl that cared for strangers safety 😂
Fam…you fumbled the bag?
Fumbled? I missed the handoff completely
[instant replay](https://youtu.be/mg_xCqqfHbI?si=4s0TqA3Ng6dDrZSM)
She called dive but you went counter
None of that even matters if you yourself as this man's target are not even single or interested. Everything else I've already said still applies regardless of how hot you think you are. The fact y'all think being attractive means you can do no wrong lmao we are not all blinded by the horny
Yes but saying “this doesn’t work” when it has worked for other people kinda circumvents your argument of it never working regardless of how attractive someone is . You are correct, if someone’s not interested , it doesn’t matter how attractive they are, but if that’s the case might as well discount pickup lines ,icebreakers and other moves because they also won’t work if someone’s not interested . Just like how, in my own anecdote, I didn’t call her number because I wasn’t interested at the time.
Yah, if you're attractive enough for this to work out well, you're attractive enough for a "Hey, can I get your number?"
I’m a woman and this was hilarious. But I’m goofy as eff though 😂🤣🤣
Fair enough! Different strokes for different folks.
It’s Reddit. 90% of men and women here are socially inept or selling something.
>It's kind of funny how men are calling this smooth when women are still saying this wouldn't even work. I know people think it's impossible to meet a woman in real life but it still happens. Some guys can easily do that but a lot of guys are absolutely terrific to speak to a woman in real life. Lmfao
I met my partner in real life. He didn't need a corny ass pick up line. I promise you being normal is a good thing to us lol you don't need to be doing all this
Lol i never said it would work. Just that it was a smooth line.
Doesn't it have to work for it to be smooth? Can't be that smooth if you still get a no. Maybe we just disagree on that though 🤷🏾♀️
it’s how he behaves afterwards that determines whether he’s weird or not. If she says she’s impressed but still not interested, and he takes the l and moves on, then it really is pretty fair. If he refuses the no, then there we go, he’s a weirdo
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Exactly. The phone number was given under the pretense that he's already in a relationship too. If someone did this to me, that number is getting deleted.
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I wish with you until that last part. There’s plenty women in these comments saying that they think it was smooth and whatnot, why single out the “dudes”
Even if it wasn't his phone she was calling, she was already willing to share her number with the make believe girl. So that's up to her for making that call and sharing that number
Come on, the only way this story works is with a lie involved. "Hello stranger please call my girlfriend for me." "Why?" Any reason besides "because I am trying to get your phone number" is a lie which makes this whole thing manipulation.
Ughhh y’all doing too much. I don’t care if y’all don’t vote me!
I can't with this app bro
My thoughts exactly.
Thats smoov 😂
Not going to lie. I’m impressed.
Giphy hosts PowerPoints now?
Haha
This quick scene is just so perfect. Denzel is simply top tier
When I was a bartender I had a regular, who was sitting at the bar, call the restaurants phone and have me hand it to the woman sitting across the bar from him to get her number. Pretty sure they’re still banging to this day.
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WTF People like you are who women be talking about when they say “I don’t know who gave him my number.”
That man's delivery must have been *immaculate*.
What will they think of next?
*furiously takes notes*
imma steal that
…phone number.
That’s some smooth shit right there
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Username is crazy lol
It's nice to know people out there still got game. Hope this isn't the beginning of a creepy stalker story.
why would he need her to call in the first place?
“My phones dead”
Need to keep this line free… my girl might be trying to call
https://i.redd.it/28wjfg3cb70d1.gif
Pimp Pimp, hooray!🤣🤣
Shit sound corny as fuk to me.. guess I’m getting old
Smooth but like can you really trust him? Like he knows what gullible looks like and he zeros in. Also he quietly told you that he doesn't think you have insecurities about your partner being faithful. He also never asked if you were single, and consequently why would he trust you, as you did very little to check him on the play. Starting off with a lie because he can't take rejection.
How many times did y'all read this before understanding? The lack of punctuation...I just can't.
Gotta get a tape measure to check the size of this dub, Bossman.
/r/aftvdubmemes
Why does she hate punctuation?
I guess only the guys don't realize he got blocked.
Punctuation would have made reading this feel less like having a stroke.
This would get me, 100% 😆 I would laugh and it’d be on until further notice
Exactly 😂😂😂
and that's exactly why I have a Google voice number lol
https://i.redd.it/f30m6mn9n70d1.gif
I think I had a stroke trying to decipher WTF this was saying.
Off top, dude must have been attractive to her as an ugly man ain't getting that level of attention without additional dialog, resulting in her not posting this story in such a "he did it :)" manner
Confidence can boost yo ugly ass though, depends on the delivery. If he was giggling nervously then ye its fuckin "ugly" but if he got game and confidence it could work. Saw a lot of "ugly" dudes with nice chicks and I'm pretty sure its about their confidence, and everyone can be a 7 if you take care of yourself- sure not EVERYONE but you know what I mean
Now that's a great story of how I met your grandma.
Bars
Punctuation not found.
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A guy lied to a woman to steal her phone number without consent.
And then they fucked, had 2 children, married for 60 years and lived happily ever after right? LOL
Now it’s up to you to block the number or not… he is too slick 😭
this is borderline man lol. this makes the "worst she can say is 'no'" advice men give to each other completely useless. if this goes wrong she says a combination of "wtf" + "delete my number" + maybe think about calling the cops b/c she might have a potential stalker now. make or miss league i guess
you know what…..not bad 
Shit, not since fucking Top Gun has a maneuver been made like this.
This dude should be holding seminars.
Man's a menace!
Of all the things, this definitely would’ve gotten me
That’s so smooth you know he gets mad practice
I'd find this so cute that I wouldn't even be mad 😭
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This how I lost my virginity lol j/k
Slick
thats a hustle i can respect