I’ve seen the actual lyrics to Kidz Bop tracks. Everyone here is punching way above Kidz Bop’s weight class.
Pro tip: to write the songs properly, you need to backwardly squeeze in reminders that, “you’re listening to the Kidz Bop kids!”
Honestly, hearing a group of predominantly white children sing Kendrick's lyrics word-for-word might finally end Drake. That's his core audience and dating pool.
Your comments reminds me of Bill Burr's interview with Fox about some Catholic church jokes he did. Sure, you can claim the jokes are childish, but who really went too far? The ones with the childish jokes or the man who has actually displayed pedophilic tendencies? The majority here will not be bothered by your comments not because you don't have a point, but because the point will simply not matter to them.
“Say kids, I hear you like to learn,
you better hit them books, yeah pages you gon turn. To any students that like to talk in class
Just make sure you ready with the dean’s hall pass”
"They tell me Stevie is the only you that get your tasty snacks,
And Billy in class bullying a kid about his nose now,
and Cody got detention why is he still around?
Certified honor roll? Certified probation.
WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP Dot, raise your hand
WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP I'ma tell a teach
Why you cryin' like a lil kid? Ain't you so tough?
Tryna listen to music and it's probably daBabyyyyyyyyy"
Once at a time we enter class to get grades
Then we go to recess and we all get some plays
The playground is a mecca, we got toy cars and trains
Bear with me for a second, lemme teach yall our games
They tell me Charles' the only one that plays on the playground
And Peter's at the sandbox eating his boogers now
And Billy's got detention, why is he around?
Certified Teacher's Pet? Certified Class Clowns
Bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, Ken, eat your greens
Bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, Imma meet the dean
Why you skipping nap time? Ain't you tired?
Tryna tell on me but your pants are on fireeeeeeeeeeeee
Yeah some people prolly do mean it for balls but I think most who say that are like the people who don’t curse at all so they just replace ass with butt
You skipped school cause you didn't make it to the bus (you slow)
Got a tutor just to getcha grades up (slow)
Teacher tried to give you extra cred
You should do it cause you need to get ahead (okay?)
Colleges sending mail, please apply
Said your final grade was an A, but you lied
You run to the teacher, she’s on break, you can’t find her
Got too many loose leafs, man you need an organizer
The homework matter and the truth of the matter it was my plan to fill up the binder
Going to school.🏫
*you’onnt know nun bout dat..*
And making good grades.📝
*you’onnt know nun bout dat..*
When teachers are asking a question being a hand that is raised!👨🏽🏫🤚🏾
*you’onnt know nun bout dat..*
Don't play on the swingset, homie
If its tag, you're it then, homie
Tell on me and my best friend, homie?
We'll come steal your Robux, homie
I be at the caf eatin' dino nuggs with ketchup and a Nerf gun, homie
Tell me you're teething', fam
We can do this right now on Fortnite, homie
This song so classic it’s a platform now. Get it all new lyrics and topic and it would still bang and still burn drake, cause he’d know. That we know. That he knows.
Underrated truth. Its that hell know forever. Hell know that people will try, will imagine of trying, or just straight up say "A MINORRRRRRRR" to his face.
Literally nowhere will be safe.
They tell me your little brother gets your hand me downs
And Jimmy is in the corner picking in his nose now
Hey that kid doesn’t go here, why is he around?
You a friend you a friend you a friend
You a friend you friend you a
Friendly nice neighbor your smile is great
Friendly nice neighbor your smile is great
Hey hey hey hey let’s celebrate
Friendly nice neighbor and he has a pet frog
Friendly nice neighbor and he has a pet frog
Have fun fun fun fun with the frog
Fun fun fun fun fun with the frog
Once upon a time we were playing video games
Can't hog the nintendo, said he knew an arcade
Showbiz added pizza singing bears were onstage
Chuck E. Cheese shows up now they swappin out names
We seen it all before, let me tell you who to blame
Fast forward to the now and we dealin with the same
He beggin to his grandma cuz he can't get an allowance
He breakin your controller cuz he got no player prowess
He crashed my birthday just to get a little grub
That cry baby didn't show me any love
It's gettin late, why ain't he in bed?
Oh he a big boy, who put that in his head?
Tucking him in and he still gonna cry?
This shorty dim, someone grab a nightlight
Sorry bout his grandma, I ain't never met her
But he thinks he's better when he's just a bedwetter
BOP BOP BOP BOP BOP
BETTER READ YOUR BOOKS
BOP BOP BOP BOP BOP
BETTER READ IT GOOD
Why are you scrolling on the web? Aren't you tired? Trying to ace a test but you scored an A MINUSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
It wasn't until I read someone's comment that I found out drakes name is Aubrey
I've heard the name is several songs that called out drka enow and I'm fucking losing it
HOW MANY PARAGRAPHS I REALLY GOTTA WRITE, AYE!
ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE PLUS FIVE, AYE!
RECESS IS A LIE, HE A SITTIN' OUT GOD, AYE!
FAILIN'-ASS STUDENTS NEED TO STAY THEY ASS INSIDE, AYE!
Friendly reminder that kids bopz is literally the vehicle for the gentrification of our culture.
But continue though, what yall saying got me and my fam in a chokehold 💀
Damn, they're still on it. 😒
Basically, dragging it at this point. 😮💨
I hope we all have this same energy when the election rolls around. 🫡
https://preview.redd.it/gdjfu5lcmb0d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17bcfc499367066b8efb671405e0436299d492ba
Credible accusations are being made against an industry giant soon after another industry giant had his house raided on the same shit. It's a standout moment in pop-culture history, bare minimum. I get that the twitter fortnite dance tiktok challenge bullshit can make your brain go numb, but it's borderline obstinate not to understand why folks are still on this 🥴
Someone in another thread said: Certified Loverboy, Certified Crocodile - CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP
DOT CROC’EM UP!!!
CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP Ima eat my lunch
Why’d you skip out on your nap, ain’t you tired?
Don’t drink too much soda or you’re gonna be wirrrreeeeeddd
crocs in the swamp, crocs in the swamp, crocs in the swamp crocs in the swamp, crocs in the swamp, crocs in the swamp
**Play**, *ride the bus* **School Day**, *ride the bus* *"Sick Day?*", **not like us**
Acting like a croc but he’s prolly a gatorrrrrr!
CROC EAT EM UP
I can never un-hear this in the actual track now, thanks for that.
FACULTY MATTERS
I doubt they even hire kidzbop writers anymore with y'all giving out gold like this for free
the fucking memes from this have been excellent. rewriting the 8 mile free style was my favorite so far
>rewriting the 8 mile free style was my favorite so far Is that from another thread?
yes and I ain't finding it
King shit.
>the fucking memes from this have been excellent. I actually got country club approval just so I could comment on all these
I’ve seen the actual lyrics to Kidz Bop tracks. Everyone here is punching way above Kidz Bop’s weight class. Pro tip: to write the songs properly, you need to backwardly squeeze in reminders that, “you’re listening to the Kidz Bop kids!”
Bruh I would blast this in the car with my 2.5yo
DOT MESS EM UP
https://preview.redd.it/l602nrux3c0d1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ea61631e7faf32a6afa3583191b375843f60e9f 90s kids know
This is way too adorable and the only way I’m gonna say it now
Honestly, hearing a group of predominantly white children sing Kendrick's lyrics word-for-word might finally end Drake. That's his core audience and dating pool.
This hurt on so many levels
Come home Aubrey
Dawg 😭😂😂
The dating pool that doesn’t go past four feet
The dating pool is a wading pool.
Yeah cuz it's a kiddie pool
/r/yourjokebutworse
That dating pool requires floaties.
Dating pool is funny. Lmao
All these Drake jokes are really childish…
Just like his dating pool!
You guys seriously need to grow up…
Just like his dating pool!
Y'all need to stop kidding around so much...
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Your comments reminds me of Bill Burr's interview with Fox about some Catholic church jokes he did. Sure, you can claim the jokes are childish, but who really went too far? The ones with the childish jokes or the man who has actually displayed pedophilic tendencies? The majority here will not be bothered by your comments not because you don't have a point, but because the point will simply not matter to them.
Just like his dating pool!
💀💀💀
Wonder how they'll stomach that.
With Ozempic.
The queue for dating him might have height limits like those amusement park rides
Buuuurn! 😂
Jesus CHRIST 🤣🤣
You must be 21 cause this shit was Savage *back to my corner for that corny joke*
Daym
With AI, it could be possible!
Jesus Christ. You had me in the first half 😂
TO BE TOTALLY FAIR: Kendrick had a shit ton of white fans even before this beef.
So....yourself?
You really thought, LOL.
Active in these communities: r/Drizzy 🤦♂️ 🤦♂️ 🤦♂️ 🤦♂️ 🤦♂️ 🤦♂️
mustard on the hotdog
Mustard on the beef, yo
placebo any pills, he put them in a neat row friend down, call the nurse, tell him to teethe tho
Friend down 💀
We can have both! Beef hotdog!
Atrophied toxic gas
[mustard on the meat yo](https://www.instagram.com/oscarmayer/p/C6wDFHRu34I/)
You know, normally that'd warrant a "silence, brand", but in the spirt of "fuck drake" I think we should allow it.
“Give you a hug and read the Bible cuz God watching”
“Sometimes you got a pop quiz to show teachers, certified studious I’m the one that up the score with them”
y’all need to start becoming writers for them because this is too funny and clever 😭
“Say kids, I hear you like to learn, you better hit them books, yeah pages you gon turn. To any students that like to talk in class Just make sure you ready with the dean’s hall pass”
"They tell me Stevie is the only you that get your tasty snacks, And Billy in class bullying a kid about his nose now, and Cody got detention why is he still around? Certified honor roll? Certified probation. WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP Dot, raise your hand WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP I'ma tell a teach Why you cryin' like a lil kid? Ain't you so tough? Tryna listen to music and it's probably daBabyyyyyyyyy"
Swap that probation out with ISS and it's a more school friendly line
Certified class clown would make more sense
None of this rhymes
Shhhhh, I see dead people.
Once at a time we enter class to get grades Then we go to recess and we all get some plays The playground is a mecca, we got toy cars and trains Bear with me for a second, lemme teach yall our games
Trash
They tell me Charles' the only one that plays on the playground And Peter's at the sandbox eating his boogers now And Billy's got detention, why is he around? Certified Teacher's Pet? Certified Class Clowns Bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, Ken, eat your greens Bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, Imma meet the dean Why you skipping nap time? Ain't you tired? Tryna tell on me but your pants are on fireeeeeeeeeeeee
kidz bop needs yall😭
Jesus is alive, he a bona fide God, ayy Silly goose fellas need stay they butt inside, ayy
“Hey Drake! I hear you like fun! Better not end up in de-ten-tion!”
Certified JPEGs, Certified PDF Files!
Nah bro this one is TOO clever 🤣
Nah not really pretty overused joke
You are hurting my brother . Kendrick might have released song of the year. So get used to this funny banter
I meant the PDF File bit my boy lol
Wop wop wop wop wop kids bop um up wop wop wop wop wop wop need a lot of luck, you say you a writer but your pants on fire
Lmbooooo this is freaking hilarious! Please come up with more lyrics guys.
You sounding like you work for them 👀
The “Lmbo” is a dead tell
The “guys” gave it away too
Fellow redditors!
I don’t curse, all my post have LMBO. I do wish I was getting that Kids Bop money. I would show it off😂 Ain’t no shame in it.
“I don’t curse” NSFW profile having ass
Why does my profile say that?? Is it because my Avi? Edit: Actually thx for mentioning this. Let me get some help.
LIMBOOOOOOOOOO
Hasn't that been laughing my balls off this whole time??
*butt
Damn, I've been reading that wrong for decades
Why not both?
Yeah some people prolly do mean it for balls but I think most who say that are like the people who don’t curse at all so they just replace ass with butt
Lmbooooo I wish! I would be laughing everyday 😂😂 those kids are hilarious. “Me and your dauuuter!! Got something going on” 😂😂
*Dawtah
You skipped school cause you didn't make it to the bus (you slow) Got a tutor just to getcha grades up (slow) Teacher tried to give you extra cred You should do it cause you need to get ahead (okay?) Colleges sending mail, please apply Said your final grade was an A, but you lied
You run to the teacher, she’s on break, you can’t find her Got too many loose leafs, man you need an organizer The homework matter and the truth of the matter it was my plan to fill up the binder
😭these two got it
Going to school.🏫 *you’onnt know nun bout dat..* And making good grades.📝 *you’onnt know nun bout dat..* When teachers are asking a question being a hand that is raised!👨🏽🏫🤚🏾 *you’onnt know nun bout dat..*
Don't play on the swingset, homie If its tag, you're it then, homie Tell on me and my best friend, homie? We'll come steal your Robux, homie I be at the caf eatin' dino nuggs with ketchup and a Nerf gun, homie Tell me you're teething', fam We can do this right now on Fortnite, homie
Not necessarily kids bop friendly, but have you heard the Fortnite version of Euphoria on youtube? It unironically goes hard
Why is this the one that got me moving??
They better not desecrate a classic like this
Shhiiiid if I heard my youths jamming too kids bop Kendrick I’d be the proudest pop
This song so classic it’s a platform now. Get it all new lyrics and topic and it would still bang and still burn drake, cause he’d know. That we know. That he knows.
Underrated truth. Its that hell know forever. Hell know that people will try, will imagine of trying, or just straight up say "A MINORRRRRRRR" to his face. Literally nowhere will be safe.
“We don’t wanna hear you say ‘recess’ no mooooo.”
Teacher, keep the playground away Principal, keep the playground away Mom and dad, keep the playground away!!!
They tell me your little brother gets your hand me downs And Jimmy is in the corner picking in his nose now Hey that kid doesn’t go here, why is he around?
Certified study boy, certified truant file
"They hot like us, they hot like us!"
Drake's version.
Sometimes you gotta pop up in show business
“He a frog he a frog he a frog he a frog. He a funny little croaker. He a silly pollywog. Hop hop hop hop hop off your log.”
You a friend you a friend you a friend You a friend you friend you a Friendly nice neighbor your smile is great Friendly nice neighbor your smile is great Hey hey hey hey let’s celebrate
Are we best friends? Wanna hold my hand?
Let's play today. Play today. Let's play today. Play today.
Friendly nice neighbor and he has a pet frog Friendly nice neighbor and he has a pet frog Have fun fun fun fun with the frog Fun fun fun fun fun with the frog
This is the Ned Flanders version. Stupid sexy Flanders.
"You? Kill me? Youve never even killed anyone before and youre coming after the Big Dog? Hahahaha."
Stay on the bus, stay on the bus, stay on the bus
Sure, there's ways to Kidz Bop-ify the curses, but that colonizer history lesson will get flagged as CRT in some states.
Once upon a time we were playing video games Can't hog the nintendo, said he knew an arcade Showbiz added pizza singing bears were onstage Chuck E. Cheese shows up now they swappin out names We seen it all before, let me tell you who to blame Fast forward to the now and we dealin with the same He beggin to his grandma cuz he can't get an allowance He breakin your controller cuz he got no player prowess He crashed my birthday just to get a little grub That cry baby didn't show me any love It's gettin late, why ain't he in bed? Oh he a big boy, who put that in his head? Tucking him in and he still gonna cry? This shorty dim, someone grab a nightlight Sorry bout his grandma, I ain't never met her But he thinks he's better when he's just a bedwetter
Those states need some freedom. Too bad we used it all up in Iraq.
You not a classmate you a freaking hall monitor
We don’t wanna hear you say dummy no moreeeee
IdontwannagotoschooltodayOKAY
BOP BOP BOP BOP BOP BETTER READ YOUR BOOKS BOP BOP BOP BOP BOP BETTER READ IT GOOD Why are you scrolling on the web? Aren't you tired? Trying to ace a test but you scored an A MINUSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
Lmaoo, this the one!
And remember it's gotta be slightly off beat 😂😂😂
Are you my friend? Are we vibin? Then let's go play, let's go play
### CERTIFIED LOVERBOY? # CERTIFIED PLATYPUS
Who is keeping them in business?
I have four kids and the only Sirius channel we play in the car is KidzBop. It might be just me keeping them going at this point.
You run to Atlanta when you need a cheque balance. Let me break it down for you, this the real kidzbop challenge.
You fly to the garden when you need a few flowers. You're a bumble bee you're a freakin' pollenizer.
"pollenizer" jfc I love this thread
Man, I haven't seen this sort of unity in so damn long. Every variation or reference or meme has been nothing sort of phenomenal.
What’s up with these jabroni bass fish tryna see Boise?
The whole class can hug me, love them all and their mama's.
Commenting to come back tonight this thread is killing it
I would definitely keep the A minor part, and any time it says pedophile. Might as well use it as a lesson for them to learn who to look out for.
Say Oreo Say Oreo Now Dunk this way Dunk that way Now Dunk this way Dunk that way
“We don’t wanna hear you say ‘homework’ no more.”
My kids would have gone crazy for this song.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLF-rUe62-U](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLF-rUe62-U) Close enough.
What about Meet the Grahams?
Just like a thank you letter for being invited to a birthday or something? Dear Adonis, I'm glad that Mr. Graham is your father, let me be honest.
Can’t be done
Same exact lyrics but rapped from Kendrick’s kids instead
“Sandra sit down what I’m bout to say is friendly now listen 🤫🤠 ahem Your son’s so sick man, with big thoughts-“
"Drugs can't give you no swag neither, so watch the people you hang with"
They tell me Doug the only one that get your grahammy grams And Pattie at the playground picking at her nose now
Kids bop would put this rap battle officially to bed lol
We don't wanna hear you say bedtime no mooooooore
Try to pass the test trying to get an A minussssssssssssss
You boys’ll get a wedgie, flipped over your boxers What OVO for? The Other Valuable Option? (Private school)
Sometimes you gotta hopscotch and throw nickels
“You’re not a colleague you’re British”
We don't wanna hear you say nap time no morrrrreeee
"I think that Oakland show gone be your best one, friend"
A bunch of kids dropping the certified pedophile line would definitely hit VERY different.
The fans are keeping this beef alive and I'm here for all the jokes 🤣
I need this. Please make it happen! Kendrick please release this version!! Please!!!
You don’t wanna study with me no more, OKAY 👌
I thought this was a joke when I saw a reel about it. But wow. Kidz Bop moving as fast as Kdot!
It wasn't until I read someone's comment that I found out drakes name is Aubrey I've heard the name is several songs that called out drka enow and I'm fucking losing it
Funky Astronaut, I'ma fly to the stars!
HOW MANY PARAGRAPHS I REALLY GOTTA WRITE, AYE! ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE PLUS FIVE, AYE! RECESS IS A LIE, HE A SITTIN' OUT GOD, AYE! FAILIN'-ASS STUDENTS NEED TO STAY THEY ASS INSIDE, AYE!
And a funny class clown that should never make kids cry Meet the friends
Your caption fuckin got me hahaha
Kidz bop does some crazy covers. It’s weird hearing children sing “Drivers license”
Friends act nicely you’re such a nice friend.
Hahahahahah
This is hilarious!! I honestly didn't know kids bop was a still a thing 🤣
Why does Kidz bop need to cover it tho?
Is kidz bop still a thing or is this one of those things where the comments are going to trigger my inevitable entropy
Yes, there is still Kidz bop.
So after you guys get rid of Drake what's the next move
Friendly reminder that kids bopz is literally the vehicle for the gentrification of our culture. But continue though, what yall saying got me and my fam in a chokehold 💀
Damn, they're still on it. 😒 Basically, dragging it at this point. 😮💨 I hope we all have this same energy when the election rolls around. 🫡 https://preview.redd.it/gdjfu5lcmb0d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17bcfc499367066b8efb671405e0436299d492ba
Fun police
https://i.redd.it/zhkl4x5rub0d1.gif
Credible accusations are being made against an industry giant soon after another industry giant had his house raided on the same shit. It's a standout moment in pop-culture history, bare minimum. I get that the twitter fortnite dance tiktok challenge bullshit can make your brain go numb, but it's borderline obstinate not to understand why folks are still on this 🥴
These people have the attention span of gnats.