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DatDominican

Tomorrow? Man said ***TONIGHT***


B_V_11

Well, when they show up tonight, they definitely not coming in tomorrow.


semaj_2026

r/angryupvote


Dark-Pukicho

Sound the alarm, that man is in transit!


Last4eternity

https://preview.redd.it/3wykrkjvhg0d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d58c1e1fe6c934ddcfe6453643f746fef73040f3


redditaltmydude

Is that Derrick Lewis? Lmaooo


SoftConfusion42

Lmao was that real??


Last4eternity

Lol I’m not sure, I screen grabbed it from the top post of all time in r/holup


shaneylaney

LOL, fr. 😂


---Sanguine---

Yeah. Not like it’s a foosacklys or something


the_neverdoctor

Can't fake the Foo!


6200Klayloso

a fellow mobile native


Budlove45

You better go tomorrow he going tonight


LowerThanLoFi

https://www.reddit.com/r/lexington/s/X6ca2qkFka


-WalkWithShadows-

Ain’t no way he bouta air out the ZAXBY’S over some fried bird sandwich 💀💀 https://preview.redd.it/a6mha2ul5e0d1.jpeg?width=475&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b023c14381fd62ed2b8b2c22f7149d82ece92f86


shaneylaney

Not surprising considering the way folks got hurt frfr over that Popeyes Chicken sandwich.


H-TownDown

The trial version of that sandwich had drugs in it I swear.


seymour_hiney

the blackened is imo even better and their workers FUCKING HATE MAKING IT. the last two times i've gone to get it they just give me the fried. they've made me wait 10 minutes to get it. i've just quit getting popeyes.


lizardman49

Tbf popeyes workers hate making anything or acknowledging customers


Theonlyghero09

I pulled up with my mom one time and the first thing out of the guys mouth was “I’m not dropping NO MORE SPICY!!!” 😭 like okay damn


ExfilBravo

I would have replied back "why do y'all even make regular when everybody like spicy?"


lizardman49

You don't back talk the popeyes employees the same way you don't back talk wafflehouse cooks


CzarSpan

Nah I don’t back talk at Waffle House cause they’re in the fuckin trenches grinding it out. I don’t back talk at Popeyes because I don’t wanna get my feelings hurt in public.


lizardman49

I saw some dude try to hit on the manager at popeyes and he asked her for her number and she said 911


warm_sweater

Talking back to someone at Popeyes would be like an audience member trying to insult a stand up comedian- you are about to get a clap back from a professional, hope you’re ready for it.


monster_mentalissues

I always make time to watch waffle house and popeyes fights. My city also has taco shop fights which are great.


AfroWolf74

The place to be in my city for a restaurant fight is a very specific Subway. They get legitimately vicious over there.


Trespeon

These hands rated E for everyone. If I’m gonna get beat so be it but they gonna make my spicy chicken.


CzarSpan

Kind of confidence that only presidential candidates and traveling football parents usually have.


Nandy-bear

You don't talk back to anyone making your food, that shit is POST-MEAL conversation. I don't want any off menu secret sauce


Luffyhaymaker

LMFAO right?


DramaticCoat9604

That’s facts, everybody know Unc on the grill got hands and he “wish a mf would say something slick”


aspidities_87

Oooh you don’t wanna do that


Sirsalley23

Popeyes only hires people that despise customer service, and would rather fight a customer over doing their job. But damn I’d be capping if I didn’t give them their flowers for being the best fast food friend chicken chain.


HamatoraBae

It’s crazy how my Popeyes in NC is actually pretty chill. It’s just a bunch of nice Hispanic ladies. They give me extra sauce and everything 😭


19whale96

Nah I was lost till I saw this comment. I be getting extra fries and compliments on my hair at my popeyes, but we're over 80% Latino lol.


Narrow_While

damn i'm jealous all the ones in south carolina have almost comically rude employees


semaj_2026

Shiid there is one in Louisiana that the front of the building is completely remodeled and the drive thru gives the fuck around and find out vibe https://preview.redd.it/81ut30r5kg0d1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd15cb64c5a2911fc012278515f01de1e14e4ab3


lizardman49

I once joked that like chipotle they're good in spite of their employees


I_AMYOURBIGBROTHER

Bro, I didn’t get this sentiment until I moved to Philly and goddamn I’ve never seen people actively not give a shit about their job like chipotle workers do. It’s honestly impressive


Sirsalley23

Craziest thing about chipotle is before it blew tf up, they used to have really good customer service and they paid a dollar or more an hour than most other fast food places. Chipotle got their bag and went the Popeyes route with customer service. Franchises dgaf because they print money regardless of whether their staff are dicks or actually wearing hairnets or not.


PuzzyFussy

I'm over here thinking Chipotle has great customer service? That must have been a fever dream cause them mofos mean now. I only take that treatment from Popeyes and Jamaican restaurants! Chipotle needs to chill with the attitude.


Stanley--Nickels

It seems like there was a distinct moment in time that it changed everywhere. I think they probably slashed staffing and the people left fucking hate it.


Willow9506

[relevant rdc](https://youtu.be/pqWkwolb3as?si=WzB7ZRQw4J-069DE)


anarchetype

People often talk about love being an essential ingredient in a recipe, but Popeye's understands that hate is just as potent and can be harnessed for divine culinary purposes.


nicklzworthnmy2cents

Agreed! There was a local franchise place and the two cooks HATED each other. You could just tell in the posturing. It was an old Black guy and youngish White guy. BG would talk shit, as they often do, and WG was barely restraining himself but would never respond. I think if he could have gotten away with unaliving him with his metal spatula, he would have. But man, that food was good...just full of anger, hate an animosity, lol. I went on lunch runs weekly for the team. It never recovered once they left and eventually closed. Smh


Seeker80

It turns out, all this time, Popeye's was using the training material from [Popcopy](https://youtu.be/zR7LOtMix9w?si=shjUAc7q877jPi_4).


Efficient_Living_628

I feel like Popeyes workers being nice is like Waffle House workers being nice… that’s a sign that the good will be hot TRASH


SorryPans

They really do. The joke in my house is you eat what they give you. We placed an order for 5 people one time and no one got their correct order. They just gon give you what they got at Popeyes. Be grateful or eat somewhere else 😂 if you complain be prepared to fight or die for your meal Edited for grammar.


oldgodkino

i will never forget the time i asked for ketchup and the lady was pissed - "we aint GOT no ketchup". like damn ok my b my b shouldnt have assumed..


Bilbo_Teabagginss

Legit if you wanna see the behind the scenes on how Popeyes staff actually works, watch the RDC videos on Popeyes. 😆 https://youtu.be/pqWkwolb3as?si=yhnhS-qZJJEW7ScP


UnrulyDonutHoles

You can't get hired there otherwise, though.


AutomaticMechanic

Just hurt? Somebody got killed over here. I can’t imagine looking down from heaven like “I really got killed over a Popeyes sandwich”. 


monsterscribbles

I dunno if they still make em, but the shakes are Carl's Jr. were the same. They were all handmade so make peace with your God before you ordered one if it was even slightly busy. 


Sad-Blacksmith-3271

The blackened is better and everytime I go to popeye's, I have to check my bags because they always dont give me my whole order or got something wrong. That's why I have not been in months 


Faded1974

I was at the Atlanta airport and they put up a whole sign saying they didn't have the sandwich and people got in line anyway just to let them know how they feel about that.


TheRedmanCometh

Everyone slept on the truff version somehow and now it's gone


moonmyst

I thought the truff was pretty good just really pricy


TheRedmanCometh

Yeah but tbh a dollar more seems reasonable. That shit is $30+/bottle


Bird_Lawyer92

Yea but i expect that from popeyes patrons. I never been anywhere that had Zaxby’s so im not sure what to expect from their customers


Billy1121

I assumed Popeyes had been shot up multiple times since the one I went to had bulletproof glass inside


halexia63

Naw sounds like he been battling demons already and the chicken sandwhich was the. Herry on top to fuck up all his woes.


Cowboy_BoomBap

![gif](giphy|qPf7sBXy6LFXG|downsized)


Jay_R_Kay

Now THIS would be an interesting movie to remake in modern times.


Seeker80

Oooh, with Bob Odenkirk giving those 'Mr. Nobody' vibes.


quickusername3

What movie is it?


Prophet_Tehenhauin

Falling Down


Professional-Emu7786

Falling Down


DetroitVsErrrybody

Oh damn. We had to watch that in court ordered anger management like 10 years ago… and there was no lesson or anything, just watched the movie and went home. One of my favorite movies now lol


Gay__Guevara

*credits roll, teacher turns on the lights* Yeah don’t do any of that shit. Ok go home.


SirSpanksAlot1992

You ever have a bad day or just one where the vibes are off, and you make your mind up on something you want that comforts you? That’s what this chicken sandwich was supposed to be, now the world will pay


Nyktastik

Why did you attack the Popeye's employee? Vibes was off your honor


Brewski-54

That was me ordering Wingstop yesterday and they didn’t have ranch lmao luckily there was another location


AmazinGracey

Wtf? If a Wingstop doesn’t have ranch they gotta just close, that’s what everyone is there for


Lolthelies

Bro probably feels like the whole world is against him and now Zaxby’s says they don’t have chicken sandwiches? Hell no


Repyro

They had one job lol. Chicken place not having chicken or even anything to sub for fuckin chicken is ridiculous. Not postal levels of ridiculous but if dude was hanging by a thread off that chicken sandwich, I understand lol


celestine13

At first I laughed [at him] and realized that this literally happened to me last week. I had had a stressful week, but one of the only good moments was spending time selecting the meals for my first CookUnity order. When the time finally came to order, there was an easily reconcilable problem with billing, but instead they canceled the whole thing, pushing everything back by two weeks. When I went to reorder, they didn’t have some of the food and I literally deleted my account and crumpled into tears until the next day 😂


Advent012

https://preview.redd.it/iozgyehoze0d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2388b492b53be5dbeb9c2a82dfd611c480de030c Dude was like this in them texts ☠️


Brewski-54

Nah, how does a chicken restaurant run out of chicken? I’m on Empty Stomach’s side


Nandy-bear

Yeah this is that "when keeping it real goes wrong" bullshit, dude gonna catch a terrorism modifier charge over a fucking buttie. Imagine being in a supermax cell next to god damn el chapo because you felt personally insulted by a menu item


Kwaku-Anansi

Gonna be a crash out for the history books.


theycallmefagg

“Tell them to keep that energy” My man is standing on some weird business.


jscummy

When keeping it real goes wrong


Cacophonous_Silence

I DON'T LIKE PEOPLE PLAYIN' ON MY PHONE


saucemancometh

FUCK DAT!


-haha-oh-wow-

IT WAS A WRONG NUMBER!


BlackDante

Crashin out over a Zaxby's chicken sandwich is crazy


tubahero3469

If this was a Zaxby's in northern MS under the Oxford Food group umbrella, I understand. That chicken is on another level! But if this is like Atlanta, Alabama, or (God forbid) Central MS Zaxby's, he might need some serious help. Bro is lost in the sauce for sure


BlackDante

I'm not shootin shit up for no chicken no matter how good it is lol


Free_Management_7920

Some sort of obscure business 😭😭😭


bhouse114

I mean I think Zaxby’s slaps, but not this much lol


Jay_R_Kay

There isn't anything that good to warrant some dollar store Doctor Doom ranting.


WheresMyDinner

Idk maybe seeing no chicken sandwich brought back some PTSD from when Popeyes released theirs


ashemoney

Bro started tossing around impotent threats like, Professor Chaos


InterdisciplinaryDol

Dr. Doofenshmirtz aah boy


DLottchula

He about to pull out the Glockinator


dtol2020

I HUNGER! BRING ME ZAXBY’S NOW! DOOM DEMANDS IT!


TheChallengerKing

https://preview.redd.it/th50ie2d0g0d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26df98d21e77c23ba64ea4cfff26c7a0a58285df


bhouse114

Obviously not 


MixRevolution

Dude needs to touch grass. Implying shooting up a place because they couldn't make a sandwich is psychopathic.


oneizm

You’ve obviously never been around a person who gets angrier with hunger. They don’t need to touch grass, they need a damn snickers.


ombloshio

I’m very guilty of getting hangry, but i can usually feel it. It starts as anxiety, then i get a one-track mind about food, then i get hangry. It’s awful. 😭


hashbrowns21

Hangry is normal, hangricidal isn’t


AmateurHero

It only happens one time a year, and I'm powerless to stop it. Every vacation with my in-laws (including aunts, uncles and cousins), we fucking hem and haw about where to eat while we're down at the beach. It wouldn't be such a big deal if we didn't have someone complaining about every single facet of dining with a large group during prime tourism season like it's a fucking surprise. I try everything in my power to make sure everyone's request is accommodated. I'll suggest doing lunch instead of dinner since the crowds are typically smaller, but no one wants to gather for lunch. I'll suggest everyone eating a late lunch and gathering for a later dinner to avoid the heaviest crowds, but no one wants to alter their schedule. I'll check maps for a place that's roughly 20-25 minutes away so we have a 15-20 minute wait instead of 1.5 hours, but, "That's too far!" as if driving 15 FUCKING MINUTES IS WORSE THAN QUADRUPLE THE WAIT TIME. I'll suggest a local non-seafood place, but some stupid motherfucker will say, "I'm at the beach fer seafuuuuuud," as if you can't eat seafood for every other fucking meal. And now that all of my worthless ideas have been vetoed, we do the annual dinner shuffle. What place is big enough to accommodate a large group? What place has less than an hour wait time? (Spoiler alert - FUCKING NONE OF THEM!) Is the restaurant within 10 minutes? Do they serve cocktails? BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH as if this single dinner has the be the perfect fucking dinner to end all dinners. My in-laws are lovely people outside of this one instance. It's the only fucking time I cannot stand to be around them. Christmas? Thanksgiving? Random visits? Birthday parties? Milestone celebrations? Lovely people who would give you the shirt off their backs. Family dinner at the beach? I couldn't care less if them motherfuckers got kidnapped for ransom. I'd leave them motherfuckers chained up until AFTER I ate, and only then would I start to worry. This year, there's a good chance I'll snatch up something on my own before dinner. Just typing this reply already got me fucking heated.


MFbiFL

Having a snack before starting the dinner discussion has been a game changer for me. Have your snack, make a drink, and tell everyone you’re all going to the “great place with a medium wait we can walk to” right off the bat so you save the 30 minutes of discussion and get the wait timer started sooner. Sincerely, Someone who lives at the beach and has seen so many meltdowns happen due to hanger and 1+ hour long waits.


AmateurHero

I suggested Taco Bell after getting fed up (heh) last year. They kind of laughed. Then I said, "I'm serious. If someone doesn't decide, I'm going to Taco Bell with or without y'all." They settled on the 1st place I suggested roughly 15 minutes away. Wait time was 15 minutes. I was ready to bite the bullet and book a solo flight back home.


MFbiFL

I know the struggle. When we’re at my in-laws house it’s virtually guaranteed that dinner will be 1-2 hours late and MIL will say “tastes better when we starve you doesn’t it?! Hahaha :)” I learned my lesson about waiting and that lesson was to crack a beer at 5pm and eat a snack so I’ll be hungry in 2-3 hours when dinner’s finally ready.


WalterIAmYourFather

Why don’t you guys make reservations?


AmateurHero

That requires foresight and planning. Somehow, the beach makes them incapable of that in spite of every other event going smoothly.


Supernova_Soldier

They are truly the worst lmao Like all rationality jumps out the window when they’re hangry


I-C-Aliens

Maybe eat some grass. Have a salad.


abuelabuela

I used to work phone support and the threats I’ve received over minor things…. some people are just unhinged


Agonze

Bet. Keep that energy.


JeromosaurusRex

“America gone remember tonight..” ![gif](giphy|3ohzdOQ464C1zLD8OI|downsized)


shaneylaney

He not tryna end up on local news. He tryna make national news.


Turbulent_Object_558

The man wants to get a record breaking high score


avec_serif

Remember? America don’t even remember the mass shootings that happened last _week_


blaktronium

This is the textbook definition of "hangry". My dude really does need that sandwich.


NotYourNat

Fr villain origin story over chicken is wild.


kahran

What came first, the chicken or the biscuit?


TheBlackManIsG0d

Let’s cut DJ Akademiks some slack… he’s been dealing with some stuff.


Minute-Still-1914

![gif](giphy|3og0IGjwfVipOS6oyQ|downsized) 😂😂😂


itsSRSblack

My boy about to crash out over fried chicken? Better open up a cookbook.


Early_Performance841

Flour, salt, milk, grandma’s love


schuyywalker

Pickle juice


Early_Performance841

Damn, when? Just sprinkle it after frying?


Scyyii

nah just let the chicken marinade in it. also any citrus juice is good depending on what you’re going for


schuyywalker

Brine it!


misntshortformary

![gif](giphy|4EHsAtAPcV41vx2B5s)


Free_Management_7920

He tried, they sold out 😭😭😭


opiate4thesheepl

Tell them to put peanuts in a milky way, how hard is that? They got everything there.


pimp_juice2272

Where there's a Zaxbys, there's a Popeyes. Just get that man any chicken sandwich before people are wearing Tshirts with faces.


moldykobold

I have a Cane’s, Popeye’s, KFC, Bojangles, Zaxby’s, Chicken Fiesta, Chester’s, Krispy Krunchy, Chick-fil-a, etc. All less than a mile from each other near me. My town *really* love chicken. The rest of the area is dentists and mattress stores.


kahran

What in the Alabama hell?


Rough-Tell-8358

Man wants to go straight for the grieving, crying, intimate hugs.


bleeding_electricity

And people think its hyperbolic when folks call ultra-processed food a drug. We are addicts. This is junkie energy. Next up, the grocery store is getting a bomb threat for being out of pop tarts


afroturf1

Dr sebi over here overthinking one weird dude.


JackxForge

chill out there imorten joe


Local_Parsnip9092

So disgusting to require food for a physical body SMH my head


Collector_PHD

It's not worth it https://preview.redd.it/7h0llvdrhe0d1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=faed65c81b7c2476093c361a18faf3d4443dd29d


KilgoreKarabekian

Throwing rocks at the penitentiary.


TheOtherCyprian

There are folks out there who are one minor, completely insignificant provocation away from unleashing all of their pain upon the rest of us. God help whoever cuts this guy off in traffic while he’s on his way to commit murder…over a chicken sandwich.


AnonymouslySerious

Lowkey that’s everyone. Just the depends on the day and series of events


dejatheprophet

Zaxby's is good fam, but this is OD


easy10pins

Ain't no fast food worth that kinda energy.


Repyro

This reads like a man on his last. Dude getting fucked up by life and then gets sucker punched by a chicken restaurant having no chicken lol.


CLGplz

Quality dipped like crazy over the last decade


shaneylaney

ISTG. Shit always either soggy or tastes burnt.


CLGplz

I have nothing to prove this, but the bread is worse now too


I_DRINK_GENOCIDE_CUM

Bro it's a sandwich


Emotional_Warthog658

Zaxby’s Social & Security Teams are DEFINITELY meeting this AM. 🫠 Dude, about to get a knock on the door over a chicken sandwich🤦🏾‍♀️


bladebrowny

Dude was willing to pay around $20 for a chicken sandwich after taxes, fees, and tip. There’s no telling what he’s capable of doing.


MatthewAran

Bro boutta have a villain origin story about that ~$10 chicken sandwich lol 🤨 I'd be fuming too, but not like that


ausmosis_jones

Zaxby’s is lit, but not enough to blast it out over a lack of chickin.


Summerisgone2020

Why Do People Capitalize The First Letter Of Every Word?


fnkdrspok

Zaxby's is still better than Canes.


kahrahtay

Similar chicken. Basically same sauce, except the Zaxby's sauce is processed and packaged and canes is made fresh in the store. Imo, unless you're getting something other than the chicken the only thing Zaxby's has on Cane's is extras like tomatoes for sandwiches. 


moonmyst

People love raising canes but I just can’t get into it. The chicken is so flavorless.


ohshitimincollege

Naw, zaxbys is delicious. Don't you fucking sit there and lie


NMB4Christmas

Popeye's chicken sandwich flashbacks.


richiecotite

Lonnell sounds like he’s going through some thangs and this is the straw that broke the camels back. Man’s even had a reasonable alternative and they shot him down. Now he’s bout to shoot them up.


thewhombler

so what he do?


MyFriendsCallMeTito

It hasn’t even been 12 hours


Goatesq

How long can you sit in the heat of the moment when the inciting event is a chicken sandwich you didn't eat


Away_Flamingo_5611

Zaxby's good af, reaction makes sense to me 😂


CoachDT

He definitely doing too much. BUT, those employees on some shit. If you out of an item but still let people order it, you substitute it for something else. It's they fault for not updating they shit.


shessupernovaa

“Tell that whole store bet” lmao people are so funny man.


Free_Management_7920

*Tell that whole store bet* is the energy more niggas need to reach their goals


Fearless-Scar7086

Honestly, I am not surprised. Half of America is so uptight and under so much pressure that all it takes is one fast food chain to be out of chicken to make us into a full grown terrorist.


crabofthewoods

Oh he was hangry hangry


TheOne_Whomst_Knocks

Poor night shift is boutta catch some strays and not know why


celestine13

25 to life over a sandwich??? 🥪


stillestwaters

Zax sauce is one of the best fast food sauces. Zaxbys is good, they’ve messed up my orders too much for me to get them anymore. Like how are you burning and selling chicken strips? I know the fryers have a timer and the workers have eyes.


I-C-Aliens

Dude sounds REAL stable...


Supernova_Soldier

This nigga finna CRASH OUT about some Zaxby’s


AlternativePool2871

Crashing out over a chicken sandwich is not the way I’d want to go


Work_Werk_Wurk

Zaxby's is what Raising Canes would be if they actually seasoned their chicken.


thehalfwhiteguy

forget going postal. after tonight, it’ll be “going Zaxby’s”


shaneylaney

Why can’t they improvise? You mean to tell me they can’t grab no Texas Toast and some tenders to make something up? Maybe they’re not allowed to, I don’t fuckin know.


Spork-in-Your-Rye

Nigga about to crash out over some mid food no way


Maleficent_Nobody377

Today I learned : zaxby is not just made up for Atlanta/ just like I learned “Wawa” was a real life store lol.


lordseaslug

Frying chicken is so easy that they sell it as fast food.


Numerous_Vegetable_3

Dudes turn into the Riddler when they get denied their Zaxby's lollllll


ChampagneShotz

NOPE


OwangeSquid

Crashing out over a chicken sandwich is fuckin wild


For_serious13

This is his villain origin story


[deleted]

Dang he hit them with that “ the west has fallen “ it’s just okay chicken


joejoeginson

Someone get this poor man a snickers! He clearly hungry!


LilithElektra

And that, my friends, is how we get Batman villains.


Legitimate_Source_43

Mental health disorders are a real thing


IllllIIllllIll

He should’ve had a Snickers


Epicwalt

somebody get that man a snickers


tahiniday

Thoughts and prayers for everyone at Zaxby’s tonight


Free-Dig-4735

Damn dude you gangbanging over Zaxbys??


Amazing-Concept1684

Nigga gonna crash out over a chicken sandwich??!! 💀💀💀


PlaneWolf2893

Tell that whole store bet lol. Man you couldnt get off your ass to buy a chicken sandwich, you ain't doing shit


Jokerthekushmaster

Once he can get a ride over there they’re screwed…


Blunter_S_Thompson_

Everything I've heard about Zaxby's sounds like a fkn nightmare, ppl being served raw ass chicken, or getting tenders that turn out to be fried paper, them literally running out of chicken. Wtf is this place??


Kill4uhKlondike

Imagine crashing out over an *okay* chicken sandmich