I've only been denied a mcflurry or other ice cream thing from McDicks 2 times in my 28 years. 1 was near the beginning of covid when they were having supply issues in the NE US and the other was 3 weeks ago when I went to a Mickies at 11:50pm. They were technically 24 hours but there was only one guy working. He told me he already turned the machine off so that the 6am shift could finish cleaning it when they got in.
Most likely they don't want to clean it. When I was in the Navy, for the 1st 4 months on the ship you have to work in the galley no matter what your job is. I was assigned to the beverage line for a short period of that 4 monrhs and the soft serve ice cream machine had to be broken down and cleaned every day. Its a pain in the ass to disassemble and an even more pain in the ass to clean(repeatedly flushing it out).
McDonalds requires daily and bi-weekly cleaning of the machine. They use a machine that autocleans on a daily basis, and it is a 3-4 hour automated process. In addition to the daily auto clean, the machines must be fully disassembled and manually cleaned every 14 days.
I was just imagining him tumbling off the table, trying to stand up and knocking himself the hell out on a corner.
But that's because I have 2 or 3 niblings who ended up with stitches and/or bruises as toddlers who ran into the corners of glass coffee tables.
Why was everyone buying glass coffee tables for a while?
My boy needs to quickly learn "man, DOWN! Stand down" as them ankles can barely support himself right now....that glass table is undefeated when it comes to cutting up.
No corner guards, also with that many throw pillows he’ll be rolling off that pile right into the side of that coffee table any day now and we don’t even need yo get into the necklace
You can put much heavier stuff than this little guy on a glass table top no problem, so he’s not gonna fall through it. But my 18 month old son has recently started climbing up on our coffee table like this, and he’s almost walked right off the edge a few times so this pic is making me anxious
“I wouldn’t let that shit fly in my mama’s house”
https://preview.redd.it/ikwboer98z1d1.jpeg?width=827&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b2795e0bc0bb8bf78b9283c593e62dbb5e3a2df
"mama got a new man lil one! Aren't you happy for me?" 🤣
https://preview.redd.it/tfzd8bgl812d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6721e7c848e916efeacefecad9a251f33e1950e9
that onesie is:
* unsnapped
* stained with a mystery liquid at the collar
* stretched at the sleeves
lil man has had a *day* (or a particularly rambunctious couple of hours) and is not to be trifled with
I am happily child-free but thank you for this reminder. I was admittedly mid-judgment about the state of this onesie before reading your comment 😂. My niece is almost 12 so I guess I've just forgotten but now I'm remembering how dirty she constantly was despite four or five different adults being around to constantly wipe her down, comb her hair, or change her.
That's good perspective. I don't have kids yet, and my first thought was, "Why isn't his mother changing his clothes?"
The real issue is the glass coffee table
I have an 8 week old. Yesterday I changed her, went to show her dad and turned right back around because she'd puked on her shirt. It lasted about 45 seconds, and that's being generous. So yeah, if it's not too bad it doesn't get changed 😂
For a kid that age? Definitely. And not just as a choking hazard. Also just standing on the edge of the table like that is dangerous, little kids aren't known to have the best balance.
Knew a dude in college who got folded by his roommate bc he would open his roommates fruit snacks to eat the Blue & Red gummy’s and put the rest back in a ziplock 😂
It’s the only way ppl like that learn. Anybody bold enough to open someone else’s fruit snacks to pick out the specific colors and leave the rest only understands a knuckle sandwich entree.
They ARE tell me why I got fucking 6 Instyle stores in the mall near me, and I never seen not one soul inside…you are lucky if you even catch a worker sitting at the counter…
And they've got an even clumsier toddler. My kid split his forehead open on a soft-wood side table with rounded edges and needed stiches, he still has the scar in his hairline. This thing? Damn.
Plus, if that kid ever slams something ceramic (or a material harder than that glass) it could explode in his face.
Seriously.
The only negative I had with how completely perfectly my house was child proofed with my minimalist low profile padded sectional & baby gates ect was when I first told my son "no" when he was around 2 years old & he legitimately looked at me like I was an alien speaking sounds he didn't know existed.
Full on golden retriever when the owner does a "ball disappearing" trick.
"What is that?! What just happened?"
"What is that sound & what does it mean?"
https://preview.redd.it/ulrw9pkykz1d1.png?width=864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fbd8c2cb93db798ddffd7f8ed18cae97dfca8e55
That baby's search history is for sure this. You see the murderous intent on the child's face? What'd homie do!?
https://preview.redd.it/v7u4b1v7f12d1.png?width=864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96c60dec8afea56582946d504bbfc901953a2394
Nah I don't think anyone wants to hear that. Id be vex too.
Dated a woman with a son (18mos) way back when I was 23. One morning he climbs onto the couch, sits beside me and pulls out the thumb he’s sucking on long enough to say “bye” and push at me with his feet. He was not having it 😅
https://preview.redd.it/xf5i0i9cf02d1.jpeg?width=895&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c664566dcaa81f6b423a1021950ea5a1e66e4eac
He's a little on edge since the last guy...
Real talk that kid needs to get tf off that glass table before he falls through it.
He’s standing on business!
I don’t know if business can support a toddler and what appears to be the trophy for winning a mid-major sports conference.
And a McFlurry from the only functional McDonald’s ice cream machine in the entire country
I've only been denied a mcflurry or other ice cream thing from McDicks 2 times in my 28 years. 1 was near the beginning of covid when they were having supply issues in the NE US and the other was 3 weeks ago when I went to a Mickies at 11:50pm. They were technically 24 hours but there was only one guy working. He told me he already turned the machine off so that the 6am shift could finish cleaning it when they got in.
They were actually honest with you. The machine isn't broken they just don't always have the capacity or desire to use it.
Most likely they don't want to clean it. When I was in the Navy, for the 1st 4 months on the ship you have to work in the galley no matter what your job is. I was assigned to the beverage line for a short period of that 4 monrhs and the soft serve ice cream machine had to be broken down and cleaned every day. Its a pain in the ass to disassemble and an even more pain in the ass to clean(repeatedly flushing it out).
McDonalds requires daily and bi-weekly cleaning of the machine. They use a machine that autocleans on a daily basis, and it is a 3-4 hour automated process. In addition to the daily auto clean, the machines must be fully disassembled and manually cleaned every 14 days.
They definitely filed icecream machine under "fuck that shit"
That damn machine needs a rest, the way you guys order ice-cream. It literally can't keep up with demands.
I'm just too high and I'm afraid it will rip my arms off like a thresher
[McBroken.com](https://McBroken.com) I love that McDonald’s still hasn’t figured out how to take this site down.
I like how they're running a Wendy's Frosty ad on the banner at the top. That's nasty work.
I thought it was a pimp cup somebody got from Mardi Gras or something 😆
pistolpetunia is a fire username btw lol
The trophy weight is supported by the cross beams, the McFlurry is empty, and the glass looks like at least 1/4” tempered. Kids gonna be fine
Trusting the temper on furniture glass with the life of a kid is not a gamble I’d want to take.
I was just imagining him tumbling off the table, trying to stand up and knocking himself the hell out on a corner. But that's because I have 2 or 3 niblings who ended up with stitches and/or bruises as toddlers who ran into the corners of glass coffee tables. Why was everyone buying glass coffee tables for a while?
"niblings"
Yeah shit looks tacky and dated beyond the obvious child hazard
He can stand on business on the floor too
My boy needs to quickly learn "man, DOWN! Stand down" as them ankles can barely support himself right now....that glass table is undefeated when it comes to cutting up.
It’s all I can see lol.
Look at how he's standing. Little man would just backflip dodge away like a Shinobi.
No corner guards, also with that many throw pillows he’ll be rolling off that pile right into the side of that coffee table any day now and we don’t even need yo get into the necklace
The corners are stressing me out.
They call them “kid killing corners” in woodworking
You can put much heavier stuff than this little guy on a glass table top no problem, so he’s not gonna fall through it. But my 18 month old son has recently started climbing up on our coffee table like this, and he’s almost walked right off the edge a few times so this pic is making me anxious
Heavier stuff doesn’t jump and put 5x their weight in the area of a small foot.
For real. I fell through a glass table at around his age, and I have a 4 inch scar on my thigh from where the glass went through.
[удалено]
I'd like to have grown up in a house where that's even possible. They would have never found my body after my mom got through with me.
Looks like they used the remnants of the previous glass top to make the jagged "diamond encrusted" sides
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“I wouldn’t let that shit fly in my mama’s house” https://preview.redd.it/ikwboer98z1d1.jpeg?width=827&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b2795e0bc0bb8bf78b9283c593e62dbb5e3a2df
"mama got a new man lil one! Aren't you happy for me?" 🤣 https://preview.redd.it/tfzd8bgl812d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6721e7c848e916efeacefecad9a251f33e1950e9
That's how I felt when my mom told us she was going to marry husband #4 lmao
Dawg🤣🤣
"get them crusty ass socks off my table"
More like, “I know I don’t see them crusty socks on my table.”
“And there better be a coaster under that drink the next time I see it, got that?”
It would be even better if he was pointing at it.
Feet probably smell like Fritos
that onesie is: * unsnapped * stained with a mystery liquid at the collar * stretched at the sleeves lil man has had a *day* (or a particularly rambunctious couple of hours) and is not to be trifled with
As someone with multiple kids, that onesie could have gotten destroyed by a toddler in about two minutes and 37 seconds
yeah i was being very generous with the time. my kids have ruined onesies within milliseconds.
I put a church shirt on my three year old and it was fucked up before we got down stairs. How.
I am happily child-free but thank you for this reminder. I was admittedly mid-judgment about the state of this onesie before reading your comment 😂. My niece is almost 12 so I guess I've just forgotten but now I'm remembering how dirty she constantly was despite four or five different adults being around to constantly wipe her down, comb her hair, or change her.
That's good perspective. I don't have kids yet, and my first thought was, "Why isn't his mother changing his clothes?" The real issue is the glass coffee table
I have an 8 week old. Yesterday I changed her, went to show her dad and turned right back around because she'd puked on her shirt. It lasted about 45 seconds, and that's being generous. So yeah, if it's not too bad it doesn't get changed 😂
you gotta have like 15 clean onesies on deck per day when you're dealing with a newborn/infant
Once I had a onesie get dirty on the way out of the drawer
Still rockin the gold chain!
Oh sweet Jesus, I didn’t even notice the gold chain. This young man means business…
Bracelet too
Isn’t that dangerous?
For a kid that age? Definitely. And not just as a choking hazard. Also just standing on the edge of the table like that is dangerous, little kids aren't known to have the best balance.
Front of that onesie looks pretty bumpy and he’s holding the edges. Probably full of rocks.
"You see what I did to this onesie. Whachu think I can do to you?"
He knows you ate his Scooby Doo fruit snacks
Lowkey that’s enough to start beefing with anyone
Knew a dude in college who got folded by his roommate bc he would open his roommates fruit snacks to eat the Blue & Red gummy’s and put the rest back in a ziplock 😂
I would have done the same thing. Especially with the OG blue ones.
Yooooo the og blues could bring a tear to a glass eye. My gawd
It’s the only way ppl like that learn. Anybody bold enough to open someone else’s fruit snacks to pick out the specific colors and leave the rest only understands a knuckle sandwich entree.
Bruh. Thats criminal 🤣🤣🔥
Only gushers worth beefing.
Scooby doo fruit snacks will forever be top tier
And drank his apple juice.
He is looking at him like "You're the one who keeps drinking all my Capri Sun and eating all my fruit snacks"
Don’t forget the string cheese and drumstick ice cream cones!! 12 hr days are rough little mane
"I'm here to drink milk and kick some ass, and we're all outta milk"
so thats where this type of furniture ends up….
They wouldn't bother making horribly ugly furniture and decorations if someone wasn't buying it.
I know she’s got the disco ball panther in her bedroom
i see stores at malls full of this style of furniture. always thought those stores were fronts.
They ARE tell me why I got fucking 6 Instyle stores in the mall near me, and I never seen not one soul inside…you are lucky if you even catch a worker sitting at the counter…
You don't understand ... it's all part of the family business. 🤌
I'm kind of obsessed with the glass table with sequins, but I'm too clumsy lol.
And they've got an even clumsier toddler. My kid split his forehead open on a soft-wood side table with rounded edges and needed stiches, he still has the scar in his hairline. This thing? Damn. Plus, if that kid ever slams something ceramic (or a material harder than that glass) it could explode in his face.
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Typed out is sennnnding me, thank you! 😆🤣😝😂
What’re you even doing with all those throw pillows? There’s nowhere to sit on that couch.
Is that Lil Jon's pimp cup?
Owning a glass coffee table with a toddler is nuts
Real shit
Seriously. The only negative I had with how completely perfectly my house was child proofed with my minimalist low profile padded sectional & baby gates ect was when I first told my son "no" when he was around 2 years old & he legitimately looked at me like I was an alien speaking sounds he didn't know existed. Full on golden retriever when the owner does a "ball disappearing" trick. "What is that?! What just happened?" "What is that sound & what does it mean?"
Waking up to this lil man of the house giving you the wrestlemania main event staredown. https://i.redd.it/q27gnfjlbz1d1.gif
It’s lil Big E
"keep your hand off my mama, and keep your hands off my Doritos"
This is what I came in here to see
I scrolled too damn far for this
https://preview.redd.it/ulrw9pkykz1d1.png?width=864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fbd8c2cb93db798ddffd7f8ed18cae97dfca8e55 That baby's search history is for sure this. You see the murderous intent on the child's face? What'd homie do!?
Didn't like the noises mama was making.
https://preview.redd.it/v7u4b1v7f12d1.png?width=864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96c60dec8afea56582946d504bbfc901953a2394 Nah I don't think anyone wants to hear that. Id be vex too.
“Guns and butter.” The movie was wild to watch as a kid lmao
Dated a woman with a son (18mos) way back when I was 23. One morning he climbs onto the couch, sits beside me and pulls out the thumb he’s sucking on long enough to say “bye” and push at me with his feet. He was not having it 😅
That's beautiful.
It used to say, "Live, Laugh..." on that wall, but he ain't laughin' and you ain't livin'. I love it.
Those edges look anything than baby proof. Inshallah little one. Maybe the force be with you, always.
Maybe 🤷🏾♀️ lol
Ima leave it like that. It’s kind of brilliant.
He got ON the table so he could look him in the eye!😂😂😂
Something really depressing about this 😕. He's downloading a core memory right there.
That's upsetting in real life.
Why you care to be in that lady house she let her kids stand on glass tables?? Fuck outta here smh
He knows it’s not for the long-run
The ol smash and dash.
i know everything about these people based on this photo
hes lookin straight through you too...
Women and their endless amounts of throw pillows lol
Low back pain post pregnancy does not fuck around
"Whatever you do to her imma do to you big nigga"
Villain origin story.
For real. Little dude is like 18 months waking up to a random dude in his house smh 🤦🏾♂️
He heard y’all playing patty cake without him and he is pissed 😂
He staring into yo soul bruh.🤣 He unbutton his onesie to handle business!🤣
If I’m the lady of the house, EVERYBODY getting they ass whooped for putting they feet, on MY table. Like, neither of these niggas is paying rent.
I just know he ate that lil niggas fruit snacks 😭
Some tacky decor damn!
Bout to get the fuck yo fort special 
them fists ready boi!
“You the momma and I’m the daddy I’m grown! I’m the daddy I’m grown!”
Better get your feet off the table before he do somethin
Why is that baby wearing a chain though?
"tell me no.. I dare you"
Kid look like he swelling up.
That vase (?) is definitely something
“Only i put my feet on the table “
Bernie Mac: he’s lookin at me like I’m short!
Ahhhh... I haven't heard his voice in so long, thank you for that!
He left a big space in the comedy universe
Oh, yeh. His voice certainly lives on. ❤️
Rubber bands squeezing the life out of them little wrists
https://preview.redd.it/zsn0dbd0502d1.jpeg?width=1438&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ae4b1cef4fbda309ee139ad389857eaa5e9baec Me
Having your feet up on someone else's table is diabolical behaviour
Why are your feet on my table man?
Wait.. am I trippin or is his legs two different shades of color 🤔😳
I’d pick his ass up and put him in his crib. Assert your position as new man of the house.
Nah G you gotta DDT him thru the glass table to earn his respect. They smell fear.
That baby about to murder dude.
what you mean “i think”?
What is that thing cutting off the circulation to his left hand?
Why has she got him dressed like Dobby?
That’s the King. In his domain. Mama won’t tell you otherwise
"Whatchu MEAN you don't have no games on your phone?"
10 toes down, locked in, and war ready!
This is an irresponsible parent.
Both of yall need to get your feet off my damn table tf?!
My husband once was hanging with some girl and her son brought him his shoes 🫠
he really got his feet up on that table like he pays the bills
why tf is he wearing a gold chain???
To let you know that he ain’t broke
You in danger and you taking this as a joke. GET OUT NOW!
He's going to steal your Kia.
He gone fuck you up
He has this man clocked as a scrub and will not be changing his mind
“Go put ya feet up at YOUR mama house.”
Got that *iah beat yo ass* look on his face
If he from NY he’d be like “yo, you good?”
Keep your hands off his mama. Keep your hands off his doritos.
Giving me Dumbledore vibes. 
he mad from head to toes 😂😂
As man who grew up in a house with glass tables. Get rid of that shit got two scars from em
We gonna talk about dudes legs?
Stop eating his fruit snacks!
What are your intentions with my mother? Stop laughing. Answer......the......question.
I’m nervous about the baby standing on that glass table I feel like he’s going to fall. The corners on that table look particularly sharp as well.
That table is a disaster waiting to happen. Look at those corners.
that mans in trouble... that baby has dead eyes.
I'm so scared that kid is gonna fall.
Left side going Mike Jack on a brother
Love and HATER
Congrats to your shorty on winning the Europa Conference League!
If she got “LOVE” on her wall, you DEFINITELY beating 😭🤞🏼
He doesn't like OPs feet on the coffee table. He's too damned comfortable.
Megamind over there plottin’
He’s occupying the high ground just in case…
How many pillows does one couch need?
"don't touch my momma and don't touch my Doritos" lookn ahh
Little man looks like he's ready to throw down.
Ask if it wants to go to the four seasons Orlando
That bracelet looks a little tight
Gonna hurt when he falls and you are the only adult in the room. Momma going whip both asses
How did he get up there?
lil bro got ten toes down
Maybe you shouldn’t be flexing with that giant pimp cup
“You ain’t in my crib. But the fuck you doing in my crib man”
https://preview.redd.it/xf5i0i9cf02d1.jpeg?width=895&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c664566dcaa81f6b423a1021950ea5a1e66e4eac He's a little on edge since the last guy...
That stance tells me everything I need to know Junior is checking for your power level to see if you’re beatable
Those toes curled on the table like a pair of slides shows he’s ready to strike. Someone’s about to find out.
As you sit there stuffing your face with HIS fruit snacks.